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Lost_My_Mind , in i loled

The onion just ran an article that stormtroopers were seen fleeing the rally afterwards.

4am ,

Jack Black immediately canceled their collab plans /s

IronKrill ,
ShinkanTrain , in Loyalty

I thought the breakfast gun went on the left side of the table?

teamevil ,

Clearly this is propaganda!

chemicalwonka ,
@chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Probably AI made

SidewaysHighways ,

Probably a la mode’

Even_Adder ,

The table isn’t set for breakfast yet.

JargonWagon ,

What are you talking about? The breakfast gun is there. Table set.
/s

Even_Adder ,

I forgot what passes for dining in some parts of the country.

CaptPretentious , (edited )

No no, breakfast gun goes on the right side, what’s wrong is it’s laying the wrong way.

Freefall ,

This guy eats breakfast safely

Twitches ,

So from is in the left because there is for letters in left and four in fork. So what side does the gun go?

Cryophilia ,

I think you might be having a stroke.

Twitches ,

Wow, that was a bad one. User name check out? Lol

chiliedogg ,

Only if you’re a lefty.

Cross-drawing at the table is rude.

Th4tGuyII , in Automation
@Th4tGuyII@fedia.io avatar

The idea of AI automated job interviews sickens me. How little of a fuck do you have to give about applicants that you can't even be bothered to have even a single person interview them??

OsrsNeedsF2P ,

I dunno, but if your boss chain contains a machine (literally Amazon warehouse), does it matter?

eager_eagle ,
@eager_eagle@lemmy.world avatar

That’s more like an excuse to keep those stupid 5, 6, and even more interview round processes. Basically making you work an entire week for free in exchange of a chance of getting an offer. Make the first or second rounds with AI and only bother after that.

Fisch ,
@Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

But god forbid the applicant didn’t spend hours researching every little detail about a company, writing a perfect letter with information that could have just been bullet points and being able to explain exactly why they absolutely love the company and why it’s been their dream to work there since they were a child. Or even worse: Use AI to write the application.

Tangent5280 ,

We should build an AI that automates researching about a company for applicants

threelonmusketeers ,

The real “No U” of AI…

Melvin_Ferd , (edited )

Cover letters fucking make me hateful. I love generating AI cover letters and sending them. Fuck your cover letters in a market where you need to send 100 applications to get 10 bites

Th4tGuyII ,
@Th4tGuyII@fedia.io avatar

Exactly!

Applicants are expected to dedicated hours of their time to writing their application and performing background research - both of which are becoming increasingly more tedious over time - so the least a company could bloody do is show some basic respect by paying an actual human being to come interview you!

CameronDev , in Germans: what genocide?

Its only a genocide if it comes from the third reich. Anything else is just sparkling ethnic cleansing.

Zehzin ,
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

Turkey: See I told you guys

100_kg_90_de_belin ,

Japan, after decimating Ainu people and brutally murdering Chinese and Korean people in the occupied territories: “uwu”

Etterra ,

It’s probably all the radiation.

Toneswirly , in Okay, but Mötley is a pretty awesome name.

I will never understand obtuse alternate spellings that are just homophones. Like Trinity spelled Triniteigh accomplishes nothing.

ThrowawayPermanente ,

It reminds Big Literacy that they can’t control our minds

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I worked under someone at an old job who named his son Jaxon. And kept pictures Jaxon drew and signed on the wall of his office. So every time I needed something from him, I would have to see Jaxon’s name in his office. And I hated it.

manucode ,

Did Jaxon use Jaxon Crayons?

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I have no idea.

raynethackery ,

Was his middle name Mississippi?

uncreativechap ,

We might have the same employer! Or at least I hope so, I can’t imagine two different sets of parents deciding that “Jackson” is just too boring

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

It was a long time ago and he quit before I did, so doubtful.

KillingTimeItself ,

honestly, jaxon is almost acceptable. Much like bryan with a y.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

Did Jaxon have cybernetic arms?

funkless_eck ,

Trying to be Irish without setting foot in the old country for 5 generations

beefbot ,

“It’s spelled Seamus, but I go by James”

Kusimulkku ,

Reminds me of the article about black Americans visiting Africa and being devastated that they weren’t “welcomed home” but rather just treated as visiting American tourists.

It’s cute

Holyhandgrenade ,
@Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world avatar

It doesn’t even sound Irish, it just sounds extremely white American

ricecake ,

It’s to add a little uniqueness, and avoid them being the 14th Erica in the classroom, but not going so far as to not give them one of the “normal” names.

Or they just think it looks prettier. It doesn’t have to be about accomplishing something beyond “I like how that looks”.

Feathercrown ,

I feel like “my child will be burdened by this for the rest of their life” wins over “it looks cool”

ricecake ,

You’d be surprised how little it actually matters. It just means they have to spell it for people occasionally.

My name isn’t common here, but it’s also perfectly well known and spelled in the traditional sense.
I have to spell it for people, and often use a middle name for takeout orders. That’s about the extent of the burden of having an unusual name.
My last name is also perfectly common, and I need to spell it as well.

I’ve seen a lot more “burden” on people with alphabetically late names, since they often are last in line for stuff.

some_guy ,

Because you hate your child but don’t believe in abortion. Just yesterday, I avoided spelling my preferred email on a phone call because a company already had a different address on file.

Ex and I once joked about this subject. We decided it’d be funny to named an unwanted child Paisley.

Ragdoll_X , (edited )
@Ragdoll_X@lemmy.world avatar

Mike Hawk

Jenna Talya

Or just James, but spelled Chaymz

root_beer ,

To keep in line with the conversation thread, Paisleigh

usualsuspect191 ,

You’re just sentencing your child to forever have to spell out their name to strangers

AlligatorBlizzard ,

Meh, depending on the last name that might happen anyway. I just spell out my last name by default now.

Orbituary ,
@Orbituary@lemmy.world avatar

What a tragedeigh

SeekPie ,

Is there a similar community for these here on lemmy?

root_beer ,

Start one, call it lemmeigh

Orbituary ,
@Orbituary@lemmy.world avatar

Brilleighant.

SeekPie ,

As you wish:

lemm.ee/c/lemmeigh

(Though I have no experience, does anybody have tips or something for running a community?)

hungryphrog ,

I just made one. Idk how to link it but you can find it on my profile.

DrWeevilJammer ,
@DrWeevilJammer@lemmy.ml avatar

Or tragideh if you’re Canadian

Gabu ,
esc27 ,

I can’t read it as anything other than trinitaaay

wellee ,

But the pronunciation of Triniteigh would have the sound like “neighbor” so wouldn’t be said like Trinity (tee)…

root_beer ,

Not necessarily. Think Leigh and its relatives (e.g., Ashleigh, Kayleigh, Charleigh*)

*made that one up but still,

wellee ,

Um, I had someone in my class named Kayleigh, and it was indeed pronounced Kay-lay. I pronounce all these like “lay”, I don’t understand the example.

root_beer ,

Hm. In my experience, -eigh has always been pronounced -ee. In most cases, Leigh is a homophone of Lee, as it comes from an English word meaning “meadow”, and you’ll find many pronunciation guides that confirm this. Not that I find it all that intuitive, I would have assumed it to be pronounced -lay myself, like sleigh or eight. English is dumb like that, and if you or anyone else wants to pronounce it -lay, nothing should stop you.

Imgonnatrythis ,

Whoa! Calling you out on some pretty blatant homophonophobia here!

hungryphrog ,

I was solid confused about how these names are homophobic.

rothaine ,

Actually

it’s pronounced Trinitay

KillingTimeItself ,

genuinely, i think committing crimes against parents of those names should be legal, to a degree.

It’s actually fucking obtuse.

Minotaur , in You can also take deductions for costs relating to criminal activity!

Completely seriously; while I’m sure essentially no one actually does, the IRS is not going to like network with the FBI or your local police department if you, for some reason, decide to pay taxes on your weed sale profits. Unless you report that you’re selling sex slaves they seriously could not care less.

I know it’s just a joke image but I do love the idea of someone who makes much of their money illegally but also has this very honorable commitment to paying their fair share in taxes.

PhlubbaDubba ,

The premise of it is basically to have an easier way to prosecute organized crime since those folks rarely are keeping honest books.

Armok_the_bunny ,

Also you’re allowed to plead the fifth on the origin of the income IIRC, though honestly that’s just as likely to get you looked at by the FBI/local constabulary.

Anyolduser ,

On the other hand if you’re making enough money illegally to feel the need to declare it on your taxes (either for ethical reasons or because you don’t want to get done like Al Capone) law enforcement is probably already looking at you.

Ultraviolet ,

The IRS doesn’t report it to the FBI because that’s not their job. If you’re already under investigation and the FBI asks, they’ll hand over the info, but they won’t initiate anything, they just want their cut.

vorpuni ,
@vorpuni@jlai.lu avatar

The grifters have succeeded 100% if you think paying taxes is honourable in any way shape or form, especially in a declining empire that fields the most onerous army in history.

Chetzemoka ,

I like clean water, good weather forecasts, and I want to fix the bridges.

vorpuni , (edited )
@vorpuni@jlai.lu avatar

If you think the State, choosing to ignore certain negative externalities through regulations — like water pollution — by not holding the guilty parties accountable and pushing up pollution targets, is going to get you clean water, as opposed to any other system where accountability is not distorted by coercitive rules that are almost impossible to challenge: I don’t know how any more naive that position could be. When pollution is not associated with having to pay for cleanup and the financial consequences are negligible, even the stock market picks up on it and publicised major pollution events don’t mean a company’s valuation plummets.

I didn’t know weather forecasts and bridges were more difficult for people not paid by taxes.

Chetzemoka ,

Are you suggesting a privatized National Weather Service and toll bridges would be better? If so, I have a nice bear-ridden town in New Hampshire you might like to move to.

Regulations are exactly how you deal with negative externalities.The EPA makes corporations pay for reducing pollution and cleanup. Why do you think corporations target EPA so much? Because EPA costs them money. Never hear any corporations whining about that free taxpayer-funded geological data coming out of USGS

Minotaur ,

Idk man I’ve worked in social services under a multitude of government funded grants and I’m pretty sure tax evasion is extremely bad for many of the homeless veterans / abused children / etc I’ve worked with who are dependent on said grants.

vorpuni ,
@vorpuni@jlai.lu avatar

Because when the Fed sends trillions of dollars into the money supply and the federal and State governments create budgets they are less responsible than people doing their best to give the minimal required amount that won’t get goons sent to their house to kidnap them?

Minotaur ,

… what…?

Mr_Fish ,

Yes, a good chunk of the American tax income goes to pretty bad stuff, but A. not all of us are American, and B. not all of that tax goes to bad stuff

metaStatic ,

Charitable donations are tax deductible, your goal should be to spend your entire tax return on charity so your tax is at worst an interest free loan to the government and at best it might actually do some good in the world.

Deceptichum ,
@Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works avatar

Fuck no, charity sucks for many things.

Let’s take the duty of a state, such as caring for its citizens and divide it up amongst 1000s of little groups each with highly paid CEOs, CFOs, and COOs and huge costs spent on advertising and fundraising! Oh and you get zero democratic say in these organisations or how they’re run.

I’d rather see my money going towards healthcare, education, social services, etc.

vorpuni ,
@vorpuni@jlai.lu avatar

The IRS is in the USA.

You can’t choose where tax goes to. One penny for child murder to one dollar for cancer research is still not making the child murder acceptable. With that ratio the US would never wage war.

Taxation is not voluntary and is deployed with violence. The US also wants control of the world’s financial institutions to be able to tax any US person in the world without too much difficulty.

CarbonIceDragon ,
@CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social avatar

what the hell does decline have to do with the morals of it? In any case, while there are certainly misused funds, the truth of the matter is that it is vitally important to keep society functioning, and that doing this requires a lot of money. If not taxes, where else do you propose this funding come?

vorpuni ,
@vorpuni@jlai.lu avatar

An empire in decline is historically more morally degenerate and bloated by endless bureaucracy that feeds off the declining numbers of productive enterprises they can tax.

Society and the State are not the same. How can it be true that taxation is vitally important to make society function then?

Voluntary funding through free markets under common law agreed upon by all parties in contractual relationships.

superduperenigma ,

I know it’s just a joke image but I do love the idea of someone who makes much of their money illegally but also has this very honorable commitment to paying their fair share in taxes.

If you’re convicted of criminal activity you’d be smart to include that in your taxes. The last thing you need is to be convicted of tax fraud in addition to getting convicted of drug trafficking. If the government already has a record of you profiting from criminal activity, make sure you give them their cut.

rockSlayer ,

As the joker once said:

I’m crazy enough to take on batman, but the IRS? No thank you

makeshiftreaper ,

More specifically the IRS field book discourages reporting illegal income to other agencies for basically everything besides terrorism. Also, when you file taxes there’s a reason there’s an “other income” field. Nobody expects you to list “MS-13” as your employer. You can report money earned from illegal activities to avoid additional federal charges being tacked on

Minotaur ,

Exactly. I’ve seen such a gigantic rise in like “conspiracy-everything” posts online (wherein people seemingly assume that everything ever done by the government is in some way a poorly concealed conspiracy) and i think anyone who has actually worked under government funding can pretty quickly attest that this just… isn’t how things work.

All these “little conspiracies” operate under the assumption that the US government is this hyper-connected, ultra advanced and professional shadowy room where everyone is out to get non-government employees for vague purposes (“they just want to have control… man…”.)

When really, 99% of government employees are like some guy or gal you went to high school with who is working in a cubicle because the benefits are pretty decent

Anyway, not to make the joke post too serious. I just always worry the naively minded might take posts like this too seriously lol

Bassman1805 ,

The number of people in government who get promoted because they’re awful and that’s the easiest way for their boss to be rid of them…

Minotaur ,

In my experience this is essentially never the case. I struggle to think of a circumstance where it would be

Flughoernchen ,

In some cases I’ve witnessed they were swapped in a position where they “couldn’t make things worse”. Maybe there were some benefits attached toake the new position a little more attractive, but definitely not a promotion.

EpeeGnome ,

And reporting “other income” wouldn’t flag you as a likely criminal anyway, unless it was a massive amount. They don’t know if you got it from selling weed, picking pockets, or mowing your neighbor’s lawn (no, Bill is not going to submit a form 1099 for you, he’s just going to hire a professional lawn service instead if you’re going to be weird about it).

AlexWIWA ,

IRS isn’t a snitch

Infynis ,
@Infynis@midwest.social avatar

This is just my D&D character. He’s an accountant for a thieves’ guild

db2 ,

I know it’s just a joke image

It isn’t. (pdf)

Minotaur ,

I am obviously not claiming the image is fake, I’m claiming it’s being used in a joking context

CosmicTurtle ,

Slightly related question: is money laundering, in itself, illegal?

Like, say I have $1000 from my regular W-2 job, taxes paid.

I launder it through a bunch of accounts. Is that illegal?

Or is it the mixing with dirty funds that makes it illegal?

stankmut ,

If it’s legal money, then you aren’t laundering it. Transferring money you’ve obtained legally is just transferring money. It’s only money laundering by definition if the money was illegally gained.

Minotaur ,

Not sure you can “launder” clean money.

If you get paid money legally and just… transfer it a bunch through various banking accounts or similar. That is obviously not illegal in any way.

If you get paid money legally and then say, “buy a lot of car washes” at the car wash your cousin owns and then he pays you the money back and you two don’t report that to the IRS, that would be tax fraud (though laws on “gifting” money get pretty vague)

Basically, it’s really hard to somehow illegally “launder” clean money

CosmicTurtle ,

I think it was an episode of Suits or something similar where a guy was divorcing his wife but wanted to hide certain legal assets but hide it from his wife.

The episode made it sound like he had to launder the money so it looked like, on paper, it didn’t belong to him and it implied that it wasn’t legal but they did it anyway. I can’t remember the details but basically why I asked.

makuus ,

…I do love the idea of someone who makes much of their money illegally but also has this very honorable commitment to paying their fair share in taxes.

There’s, perhaps, a more practical explanation. As I’ve read before (in some other phrasing): If you’re going to commit a crime, commit only one at a time.

In this case, if you’re going to make your money illegally, for goodness’ sake, don’t evade taxes.

GregorGizeh ,

Also on virtually every gangster or crime movie/series there is either a bad guy getting caught by irs(?) agents for tax evasion, or plays it super safe and pays them diligently to avoid that very scenario.

Delphia ,

This is absolutely it.

Its just one less way that they can come at you, it also means its harder for them to confiscate your property as proceeds of crime.

Jimbo ,
@Jimbo@yiffit.net avatar

Seriously though, some people have almost pulled off some crazy illegal shit and then got caught because a headlight was out or someone was doing something stupid. If you’re going to commit crime, one at a time.

spicytuna62 ,
@spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

Timothy McVeigh was pulled over for driving without a license plate an hour and a half after blowing up the Murrah Federal Building in downtown Oklahoma City.

From the Wikipedia article

Within 90 minutes of the explosion, McVeigh was stopped by Oklahoma Highway Patrolman Charlie Hanger for driving without a license plate and arrested for illegal weapons possession. Forensic evidence quickly linked McVeigh and Nichols to the attack; Nichols was arrested, and within days, both were charged.

He likely would always have been caught, but he got picked up quick because of that.

garbagebagel ,

Wasn’t that one woman who lied about cancer and stole hundreds of thousands of dollars fully brought down for tax evasion because they couldn’t really get her on much else? The scamanda woman

Kidplayer_666 ,

Actually what happened is that some criminal got caught. And in addition to everything, he was accused of tax fraud. He successfully argued though, that because there wasn’t a field to properly declare his taxes, rhat he would be committing fraud by lying about his income, and as such had no option. This is what led to those fields to exist

NotMyOldRedditName ,

Kudos to whoever that was. It’s not easy to beat the IRS

LillyPip ,

… so far. Just wait til fascists are in control, and they kill all social programs then reallocate those resources to shit like that. The German government did that in the late 30s. They started using all government and private records to root out undesirables.

Ten years ago I wouldn’t have worried either, but now? I wouldn’t give my information to anyone.

Mr_Blott , in Americans are asleep, post European windows

I asked a builder why this was, and he said that the lateral forces created by a slightly tilted window has just enough force to rip the entire side of a house clean off due to houses having the structural integrity of wet newspaper, which is the preferred construction method in the States

AnUnusualRelic ,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

US people, dry your newspapers before building your houses!

LeroyJenkins ,

can’t tell if this is a troll or not. youre telling me people outside the states think we live in wet newspaper?

Mr_Blott ,

Well not wet newspaper exactly but I heard you have walls so thin the neighbours can hear your cell division

anarchy79 ,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

That’s how we got classics like Shut up, little man!

LeroyJenkins , (edited )

I mean it exists for sure, but not something people expect when moving in places. usually correlates to the cost and age. decibels wise, it’s not too different than Europe imo. I lived in France and mother fuckers be yelling from their windows all day. I also lived in Germany and the walls are thick as shit, but mother fuckers have their windows open all day and yodelling. if you live near people, you’ll hear them some way or another. renting in the US is also much simpler. fuck Germany’s renting culture shit.

Mr_Blott , (edited )

You’ve… you’ve never been out of your state, have you? 😂

People don’t…shout at eachother out of windows! What sort of savage would do that?

Oh, the ones in the movies you watched about Yurp. 😂

AlexWIWA ,

Depends on where you live. The US is huge and has a wide variety of building codes. I personally never hear my neighbors

kilgore_trout ,

It’s an intentional exaggeration, but it’s true that houses in the US are usually built without a proper foundation and with thin walls.

Misconduct ,

They’re built differently depending on where you live in the states and your environment. I know y’all love staying ignorant to feel superior but this one is still pretty dumb. People in Japan practically have paper walls and I don’t see you guys all up your snobby butts about that. Xenophobic turds. It would take people 10 seconds to learn why some of our houses are built the way they are but they won’t bother if they haven’t by now because they prefer the ignorance.

AlexWIWA ,

You’re taking this a bit too seriously, man. It’s like when we joke about the British having fucked up teeth. Just ribbing each other.

M137 ,
@M137@lemmy.world avatar

Hitting a wall and having any chance of the wall breaking isn’t really a thing outside the US. Everyone elsewhere notices that a lot in movies and videos. It’s not uncommon for children outside America to ask adults why Americans have paper walls. People being mad and punching a wall and putting a fist-sized hole in it, falling and breaking the wall or throwing anything and the thing getting stuck in the wall. In most of the world it’s you or the thing hitting the wall that’ll break, not the wall itself.

Fal ,
@Fal@yiffit.net avatar

The wall isn’t the structural integrity part of the house. And that’s for interior walls. You’re getting your opinions from the questions that children ask in other countries?

Theharpyeagle ,

To clarify, the paper (and rock underneath it) are not the structural part of the house, they just cover the actual structural parts (the studs) and provide a pocket to fill with insulation.

pascal ,

You know that tool called stud finder that you use in America if you ever think about hanging a picture on the wall, or a TV, otherwise you risk your wall falling down with anything attached to it?

Never seen a stud finder in Europe.

TheSanSabaSongbird ,

Lol! Imagine thinking this is true.

Mr_Blott ,

Lol imagine reading this as a true statement. Fiction books must fuck you right up 😂

Daxtron2 ,

Bro read War of the Worlds and started prepping his bunker

TheSanSabaSongbird ,

Can you please explain to me exactly why and how it was objectively obvious that OP’s comment was meant to be taken as some kind of joke or satire?

Because if you can’t, I have to think that you are little more than an arbitrarily condescending piece of shit.

Mr_Blott ,

Ok, I’ll walk you through it. I am OP btw

I believe the basic structure is called a “bait and switch”, a fairly common writing trick

I asked a builder why this was, and he said that the lateral forces created by a slightly tilted window

This is the “bait” bit. It sounds like a real comment so far

has just enough force to rip the entire side of a house clean off

This is the part where, if you didn’t have the reading comprehension of a six month old duck, you’d start to realise that, perhaps this wasn’t a serious comment. There’s no way a slightly tilted window is ripping the entire side of a house off, surely? That’s the “switch”

due to houses having the structural integrity of wet newspaper,

This line is pretty much only there as a setup to the next line. Houses, I’m sorry to inform you, do not have the structural integrity of wet newspaper. That would be as dangerous as it is impractical

which is the preferred construction method in the States

This bit, unsurprisingly, isn’t exactly true either

I hope, now that I’ve broken the comment into its constituant parts, that you’re rolling on the floor, clutching your aching ribs and laughing tears of joy.

Explaining jokes always makes them far funnier

Alk ,

In this case it’s true, I am laughing more at this than the actual joke (which I also laughed at). This back and forth was the setup and the explanation is the punchline.

AlexWIWA ,

It’s like when Americans say British people have fucked up teeth. I don’t actually believe that, I just say it to make British people mad.

Mocking our construction is a European joke that they love because it makes Americans mad. Simple as

MystikIncarnate ,

It’s preferred because it’s cheap.

Nobody wants to pay a stone mason to put brick on the exterior of their homes. They used timber for a long time, but now all the new houses I’ve seen use the metal studs, which sounds great on paper until you realize it’s basically sheet metal stamped into a U kind of shape that’s the same size as a 2x4. It’s enough to hold up the drywall and maybe some pictures/paintings on the wall plus the occasional wall-mounted TV, but give it a couple hundred pounds of weight and it’s going to crumple into itself like aluminum foil.

Honestly, most of the strength in the wall is now because of the drywall. The “studs” just keep them from falling over.

Not saying timber was all that much better, but it could at least support someone standing on the top plate of a wall without folding in on itself.

Can I get my house built from concrete board instead?

peopleproblems ,

I wish I could have a stone masonry building. My friend’s family used to own a hotel built by a stone mason. He invited us out to watch the company who bought it try to demolish it. Apparently they weren’t expecting proper brick and mortar to be so strong.

MystikIncarnate ,

Yep, and a lot of modern brickwork isn’t designed to be structural, so many of the components used are basically poor substitutes for the “real deal” so to speak.

Stonework can be the strongest part of the building, or just little more than a facade.

In a nearby town, the second story brickwork of a building came off of the structure and fell into the sidewalk and road. I don’t believe anyone was hurt, but the point is, sometimes, the brickwork is little more than just a wall. Other times, it’s basically keeping the building upright. In that case, the building didn’t go anywhere after losing the brickwork.

I’m sure in your example, the brickwork was providing the primary support structure for the building, and it was built far better than what fell off of the building in my example.

Kolanaki , in Post pics of unwashed shelf-stable eggs (this scares the americans)
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

https://yiffit.net/pictrs/image/a5cad438-4e72-4508-816f-86f9cc7ddc24.jpeg

Here’s a pic of some washed eggs in a refrigerator to scare the Europeans.

Bonus: https://yiffit.net/pictrs/image/c12ee5a2-6c32-4b3f-9284-d7b0e5794284.jpeg

Microwaved water for tea.

aard ,
@aard@kyu.de avatar

What kind of monster stores bananas in the fridge?

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

IKR? They go in the freezer so they can be dipped in chocolate. 😋

nonfuinoncuro ,

There’s always money in the banana stand

SteveTech ,

Yeah, and I feel like someone’s gonna slam that door one day and get egg all over their bananas.

rmuk ,

If “get egg all over their bananas” wasn’t an euphemism before, I’m starting it now.

Lennnny ,
@Lennnny@lemmy.world avatar

And tomatoes!!! Might as well eat ice cubes at that point

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I kinda prefer cold tomatoes on my tacos than room temp ones, and I mostly use it for pico de Gallo, which is kept in the fridge anyway, so those I do store in the fridge.

rickyrigatoni ,

refrigerators keep things chilled, not frozen. you’re thinking of a freezer.

thecrotch ,

Europeans don’t have freezers, they store their perishables in Angela Merkel’s minge.

Jakeroxs ,

OH MINGEY

DV8 ,

Once they’ve reached your desired ripeness you can slow down them getting overripe in the fridge.

nrezcm ,

Bananas in the US get washed and lose their protective coating so it’s fairly normal to see them in the fridge in US homes.

0ops ,

That’s news to me

JJROKCZ ,

I’ve never put mine in the fridge in all my decades as an American lol

nrezcm ,

Way to humble brag about your imported European bananas that don’t require refrigeration.

(It was a joke btw lol)

Ilovethebomb ,

Those eggs look almost artificial. Bleugh.

MashedPotatoJeff ,

They might be, food photography is weird

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I also just grabbed a random ass image off a search; it might be AI generated for all I know!

rickyrigatoni ,

can you imagine searching for something on google and it just ai generates images on the fly

garbagebagel ,

Bruh I’m not even European but that measuring cup got me shook.

uis ,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

Microwaved water for tea.

This sounds so painfully long

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

It takes less time than even an electric kettle.

Noel_Skum ,

It kind of depends on the “quality” of the electricity that runs your domestic property. In the UK there is some serious juice coming through the socket and the kettles there go hard and fast.

lordmauve ,

Yeah, I shell out for the premium electricity, the 99% electrons. The 95% stuff is fine but I have a lot of expensive devices; I want them to run as fast as possible.

Noel_Skum ,

Damn. I didn’t know they still manufactured the 95% electrons stuff. Probably left over stock that they sell at discounted prices.

Abnorc ,

As an American I don’t condone this practice of microwaving the water, except in extreme circumstances.

Edit: as a typical American, I’ve realized that I implicitly assumed OP is American, d’oh.

SkippingRelax ,

This gives me the same vibe as Andrew Tate boasting about not recycling the pizza box. Not scared, sad

littlecolt ,

Yo why are you keeping bananas in the fridge?

Soulcreator ,

I’m pretty sure that’s a stock image so I don’t think that’s a pic of anyone’s legit fridge.

But to answer your question, you can keep bananas on the counter until they reach your preferred level of ripeness and then put them in the fridge to slow down the ripening process so you have a few more days to eat them before they turn to complete mush. I do it all time to ensure I always have bananas around at my preferred level of ripeness.

Smoogs ,

They brown more in the fridge. If anything cold speeds up the banana going gross.

Avocados work the way you say. I wouldn’t do it to a banana

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

They brown more in the fridge. If anything cold speeds up the banana going gross.

You mean it speeds up the time until they’re ready to be banana bread? 😋

Smoogs ,

agree 😁

Soulcreator ,

Yes the outside goes brown, but the inside slows down it’s ripening process. Eventually they will all go to mush, but you can keep them at peak ripeness for a few days longer by putting them in the fridge.

Then again most people won’t eat a banana if it has a single brown spot on it, so I’m probably wasting my breath by telling people they can prevent food waste by eating discolored but perfectly ripe food.

Smoogs ,

Oh. I thought you were deodorizing the microwave

spudwart , in Yeah, but...
LemmyKnowsBest ,

suburban hell

stroads

lilsolar ,
@lilsolar@sh.itjust.works avatar

Lack of trees as well

kn33 , in Its most common use case is interrupting games

It’s an accessibility thing. If you can’t press two keys at once, then you can turn it on and press the modifier key, then the active key.

WarmSoda ,

And that’s all fine and dandy.
If it didn’t randomly decide to turn on.

kn33 ,

It turns on when you tap shift 5 times in a row. It also has a pop up when it turns on giving you a link to the setting to turn off that behavior. Just turn it off when it happens if you aren’t going to use it.

morrowind ,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

You can disable this behavior too

WarmSoda ,

That’s what the meme is making fun of.

ZILtoid1991 ,
@ZILtoid1991@kbin.social avatar

It would be nice if the default wasn't being on, or it asked during installation or something.

LemmyFeed ,

I bet someone who needs it likes that it’s on by default.

ZILtoid1991 ,
@ZILtoid1991@kbin.social avatar

This is a rare case of an accessibility feature often being someone's roadblock...

turmacar ,

More one of those long ramps that switches back several times that you can ignore and take the stairs.

enki ,

It’s a hell of a lot easier to disable than it is to enable, especially if you’re not disabled. It’s a minor inconvenience once for us, but enabling it could be exceedingly difficult to overcome for someone else.

TopRamenBinLaden ,

Yea, a disabled person might have to get help to enable sticky keys if it wasn’t on by default. Most non-disabled people should not need help, unless they are so tech illiterate that they don’t know how to use Google.

It’s a small annoyance that gets less annoying if you look at it from an empathetic viewpoint.

AeroLemming ,

Don’t you just press shift 7 times and then click yes? What can you even do on a keyboard if you can’t do that? It seems like they intentionally made it easier to enable than completing pretty much any other task on a keyboard.

bufalo1973 ,
@bufalo1973@lemmy.ml avatar

The problem is that there is no “remember my choice” mark.

AeroLemming ,

I thought it just stayed on when you turned it on.

bufalo1973 ,
@bufalo1973@lemmy.ml avatar

And when you don’t want it to turn on?

AeroLemming ,

You can disable the shortcut

TulipanJones ,

It asks when you do it the first time lol, although asking at installation might be a better idea

snowsuit2654 ,
@snowsuit2654@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Eh, many people use computers but are not the ones who installed the operating system (e.g. work, school, library, etc.). I think it’s likely more accessible to be able to enable the feature at any time, if needed. In my experience pressing shift five times generally only happens to me when playing games. I don’t know how often it pops with normal web browsing, email, etc.

awesome357 ,

Put it into the notification bar instead of demanding focus. That way its on by default, but doesn’t interrupt, and is still easily accessible for those who need it.

kubica ,
@kubica@kbin.social avatar

I usually have it turned off. But I found it kinda useful once that I had a cast in one hand.

LinkOpensChest_wav ,
@LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one avatar

I feel slightly less annoyed with life, now that I know this

Kyyrypyy ,

That is actualla good feature then, if you need it for accessibility… But why on earth does it need to prompt you to enable it with such an annoying way? To my knowledge, it’s the only accessibility option that agressively advertises itself specifically when you don’t want, or need, it to.

More logical behaviour to prompt the enabling would be if a “modifier” key, and “non-modifier” key is pressed in sequence, but not at the same time. As the assumption of sticky keys is that the user is not able to press two buttons down simultaneously.

That said, it is likely that a person who has need for this feature, but is not aware of it’s excistence, would not use other modifiers than shift, as they are needed exclusively for hotkeys, which is on the far end of the learning curve (as mouse, and right klick are more apparent to learn), and if such feature is needed, it’s excistence is apparent at the time you start to use the systems via hotkeys. Instead, if you hammer shift repeatedly while typing, it indicates that you light benefit from tjis feature. Thus only requiring detection of the writing cursor being active, which is already possible, because there is an accessibility feature to highlight that. I know this, because a fresh install of windows suggests that you go trough accesdibility on first startup.

Sorry, I know you’re not developing Windows UI (but what do I know, if you did), but I kindawanted to rant a bit about such an apparent solution to a problem that has plagued from Win 3.11 at least.

MooseBoys ,

There’s also no reason for a game to inadvertently trigger it. All games should clear the SKF_HOTKEYACTIVE flag on launch to disable the feature trigger during gameplay. Unreal, Unity, and most other engines do this by default.

herrcaptain , in The internet connects people

Imagine how different the world was for people with super niche interests before the internet. Back then, this would have been seen as the weird (or at best eccentric) guy in your town who collects fire alarms and won’t stop talking about them. Now he’s presumably got a fulfilling social life via his unusual hobby, and an outlet to share his thoughts to a willing audience.

For all its many faults over the last decades, this is the pure internet at its best.

ZagamTheVile ,

What’s crazy is that a lot of niche hobby/lifestyle people found eachother anyway pre-internet. Shopping cart drag races, downhill shovel events, a lot of counter culture movements, early body modification, all manner of shit. People get into some seriously wierd/niche/one-off stuff and given a little time, they’ll find someone else that’s into the same thing. It’s like electrons in a post big-bang universe, they sort of attract each other. The internet has made it way easier for people to find their tribes, but they used to find them anyway.

variants ,

Now we can find communities and just passively partake

ZagamTheVile ,

Yeah. I’m not sure it’s better this way though.

herrcaptain ,

Very good point! I imagine meeting someone in person and finding out they have the same unusual hobby would have been quite the thrill. I’m old enough to distinctly remember a world before the ubiquitous internet, but never had a super niche hobby to have given me that sort of experience.

ZagamTheVile ,

Yeah. It’s funny, my cousin is a few years younger than me but has no memory of the world pre-net. I told him the story of how we used to have to do things and it blew his mind.

Ex. Cowboy Bebop. Me and a buddy heard a thing on Terry Gross about the soundtrack one day driving home from work. They played a few seconds of Tank! Man, we were hooked instantly. So we changed directions and went to, where? Where do you go? Blockbuster? FYE? Game store? Comicbook store! They’ll have it! So we went to every comic shop in the area (we knew them all because we would get MtG cards every payday). A couple had a DVD or two. How many episodes were there? How many seasons? How long would our search take? It was a treasure hunt. Calling game stores, calling small video stores. Finding one DVD at a time but not in order. It was like that for everything. And honestly, I think it gave things a greater value.

I love being able to answer almost any question instantly. When I’m listening to an audiobook, if there’s a word I’m not sure of, I can pause, get a definition, and go back to my book without even looking at my screen or touching my phone. But there’s deff a sense of flippancy to everything now that wasn’t there before. Bad or good, I don’t know, it is what it is. But I do miss the hunt for new stuff.

EleventhHour ,
@EleventhHour@lemmy.world avatar

Sure, but the internet increased this interconnectivity by orders of magnitude.

The LGBTQ community is one which massively grew in outreach and connections due to the internet. Without it, I have no doubt that LGBTQ rights and visibility worldwide would be nowhere nearly as advanced as they are now. Of course, it also gives the opposition the same megaphone and organizing capability.

Tetsuo ,

Maybe people didn’t frequently have weird hobbies before.

The way I see it internet widened enormously the diversity of knowledge we get to check. And that’s these weird rabbit holes online that create the similarly weird new hobbyist.

herrcaptain ,

That’s a fair point but I suspect this has always been the case. I bet if we could go back to the prehistoric period we’d find someone saying, “Cronk found himself another dick-shaped leaf to add to his collection.” I’d almost think with less available to amuse them, people would be finding joy in all sorts of weird hobbies or collections.

ZagamTheVile ,

This is the case. Check out the old Re:Search zines/books. Each is about some wired niche thing and has a bunch of contributions from different people. Folx have always been into strange things, and folx have always found kindred spirits, the internet makes it easier to find, abd troll, them.

Cracks_InTheWalls ,
@Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works avatar

Off-topic, but if you don’t mind me asking, why folx over folks?

ZagamTheVile ,

Sorry, habbit from writting emails recently to someone that is, enthusiastic, about inclusion.

Cracks_InTheWalls ,
@Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works avatar

No need to apologize, was just curious - figured folks is gender-neutral as is, never saw an alternate form of it before.

Sincerely, thanks! Didn’t know this was a thing for anyone.

ZagamTheVile ,

Yeah. It’s a thing but I’m not sure how much it really helps. I’ll do it because if it makes people feel better, it’s easy, but I honestly think folks is fine. The person I do this for specificly is cis, has cis kids, has a cis husband, is a member of a community that is largely not only cis, but white and female. To me it comes across as preformitve. But it makes dealing with her, and a few others, easier. If there were a real movement to adopt folx, I’m in but like I say, it seems like our effort could be better spent elsewhere.

OldManBOMBIN ,

Possibly. He hates the screenshot and wants everyone to stop posting it, though.

EleventhHour ,
@EleventhHour@lemmy.world avatar

This is what “specialty interest” magazines and newsletters used to address. Whatever the hobby or interest, there were likely a dozen magazines specifically targeted to that audience.

Then the internet happened. Also, media conglomeration.

menemen ,
@menemen@lemmy.world avatar

Fanzines were huge in Germany for that reason.

skulkingaround , in Depending on how you count

I live 5 minutes from this. AMA I guess?

The Memphis pyramid was a sports arena and concert venue in the past, eventually the city built another venue that wasn’t shaped stupid so it sat abandoned for a decade or so before bass pro bought it.

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks ,

Are the ducks really unlimited, or is that just economically until the limits of physical reality kick in?

skulkingaround ,

They have a duck accelerator inside that fuses antiducks and posiducks together as a source of unlimited power.

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks ,

Do they fire them in a flying v formation?

d00phy ,

Is there any other way?

spongeborgcubepants ,

That’s pretty ducked up

psycho_driver ,

I’m just glad it’s not goose-based. That would surely open a portal to hell.

blanketswithsmallpox ,

Psyduuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkk! 🤯

MamboGator ,
@MamboGator@lemmy.world avatar

Unlimited ducks? Did they learn nothing from Red Lobster’s hubris?

KingBoo ,

Underrated joke here.

IMongoose ,

I know you are just being silly, but to answer your question, the point of those groups (ducks unlimited, pheasants forever, whitetail whenever, turkeys tomorrow, raccoons all noons, etc) is to put money into conservation of those animals so that their populations stay great enough that they can be hunted.

So yes, the goal is for the ducks to be unlimited.

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks ,

TIL. Thanks 👍

pineapplelover ,

Is this a reference from something I don’t understand?

dingdongmetacarples ,

Is it bigger than the Luxor in Las Vegas?

skulkingaround ,

The Luxor is ever so slightly bigger I believe.

Spiralvortexisalie ,

Luxor looks about to be 10% taller (98m vs 107m) Source

SeekPie ,

Has anyone tried to climb on top of it?

skulkingaround ,

Surprisingly no, not that I’m aware of. If they have, it hasn’t made the news.

It’s quite steep and smooth in person, it would be very hard to climb. Probably impossible without ropes or mission impossible suction cups.

psycho_driver ,

I saw Alanis Morissette there in 95’ish and the acoustics were terrible. Still a great concert though.

Blue_Morpho ,

It’s a real artist to be at the peak of popularity and play at a Bass Pro shop.

RaoulDook ,

It was not a Bass Pro Shop then. It was The Pyramid, concert venue / arena.

I saw Jimmy Page and Robert Plant play there in the late 90’s. It was totally awesome, they played almost 3 hours of Led Zeppelin and Page/Plant songs. John Bonham’s son Jason was on drums.

PapaStevesy ,

I think they were joking

Blue_Morpho ,

Joke.

skulkingaround ,

Yeah it was a terrible concert venue and sports arena other than being a novelty shape.

Pretty much everyone in town loves the bass pro shop and we’re much happier to see it in use than abandoned like it was for so many years.

BackOnMyBS ,
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place avatar

What about an Alanis Morrissette facts community called You Oughta Know?

Posts:

  • [YOK] Alanis is Canadamerican (Canadian & American)
  • [YOK] You Oughta Know featured RHCP members Dave Navarro and Flea
  • [YOK] The song Ironic is not ironic. Isn’t that ironic?
ssj2marx ,

Memphis took the coward’s way out. You could make it a pyramid on the outside for the meme and then make the inside shaped to have good acoustics.

SatansMaggotyCumFart , in And please write your apology as detailed as possible at the prompt.

But all his stuff is Al generated and it always has been.

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Sure, but he was trained on a bunch of other musicians.

Dioxid3 ,

Oh my god this is hilarious

Norgur ,
@Norgur@fedia.io avatar

And all Al says is convoluted, kinda off and weird.

Holyhandgrenade ,
@Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world avatar
SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

How did he parody me before I wrote that?

Holyhandgrenade ,
@Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world avatar

Weird Al is a time traveler confirmed

DharmaCurious , in Disgustang
@DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

… Please do not throw away Nana’s crockery. Some of that shit is valuable.

Also, use a wet wipe and turn the net curtains into tights you can wear while he rails he. Nana’s generation was frugal, she will approve.

Daxter101 ,

This comment made my life better than the post made it worse. Thank you for bringing a significant net positive into the world.

DharmaCurious ,
@DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

Lmao. Thank you.

1995ToyotaCorolla ,
@1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world avatar

People will pay crazy money for old Pyrex stuff. I saw a bowl my grandma had growing up in a thrift store (it was brown and had mushrooms on it) and they wanted $75 for it

So yeah, don’t throw away anything in grandma’s pantry. Sell it and blow the money on ketamine and plan b

DharmaCurious ,
@DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

My parents (and grandparents) sold antiques, traveled and did the flea market circuit. That brown bowl with the mushrooms, was it this one?

We sold a ton of those.

1995ToyotaCorolla ,
@1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world avatar

lol yup! That’s the one

Sagifurius ,

Holy fuck I have one of those somewhere.

DharmaCurious ,
@DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

The old pyrex, cookware in general, is actually pretty valuable today. I mean, you’re not gonna buy a home off the sale of Nana’s favorites pans, but you could make a little bit of scratch.

Sagifurius ,

Nah i don’t sell that stuff, i use it. Matching set of frying pans and a dutch oven from the 1920s from grandmas estate, none of my family or cousins are really into cooking, grabbed them when they put the house up for sale. Just recently scored the matching trivet for the dutch oven off ebay. I gather they’re worth about a grand altogether.

DharmaCurious ,
@DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

Oh that’s awesome! I collected cast iron a few years back, but everything is in storage.

Gork , in Post pics of unwashed shelf-stable eggs (this scares the americans)

As an American, I cannot legally touch any egg that hasn’t been ultra-pasteurized followed by continuous cold chain refrigeration and served in either a Styrofoam or pulped paper cardboard egg carton.

Gladaed ,

This is pulped paper cardboard, is it not?

EdibleFriend ,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

Your pulped paper cardboard.

Gandarf ,
@Gandarf@startrek.website avatar

It’s so nice of you to gift it to them!

EdibleFriend ,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

I just noticed the mistake and I knew one of you smart asses was going to call me out before I message to fix it :(

Mr_Blott OP ,

You message to fix it? What, you have staff to do it for you?

Alk ,

Y’all are ruthless.

Mr_Blott OP ,

Except the ones with girlfriends called Ruth, obv

EdibleFriend ,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t even know how the fuck that happened. I give up.

Duranie ,

It’s ok. We still like you.

EdibleFriend ,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

Thanks bb <3

Gandarf ,
@Gandarf@startrek.website avatar

Hah, jokes on you. I’m a DUMBass. :p

RaoulDook ,

I think you have been misinformed. As an American, I can harvest eggs just like the pictured ones from my own backyard on a regular basis.

They don’t even cost any money, they come out of chicken asses for free.

Mr_Blott OP ,

What a noob. Ours come from shops. That way, our entire fuckin garden doesn’t smell like a crashed ammonia tanker

RaoulDook ,

Sorry your yard is so small. Mine is large enough that the chicken coop is far away from the house and is usually not a bother. Summertime when the wind is just wrong can be an annoying stench, but it’s almost nothing compared to the smell of dumpsters in a big city during summer heat.

Mr_Blott OP ,

We call our yards “metres” and they’re a little bit bigger than yours

RaoulDook ,

Off topic pedantry, great response

AnxiousOtter ,

Learn to live a little.

RaoulDook ,

You have no idea how big I can live. What if I told you that I knew a guy who can turn you into a walrus?

AnxiousOtter ,

I’d say pass whatever you’ve got, I’ll take a snort.

Muehe ,

Sir, this is a Wendy’s shitpost community.

BastingChemina ,

As a side note, if your chicken coop smells like a crashed ammonia tanker you need to add more carbon in the coop. Dead leaves, cardboard, shredded wood or wood chips are working well.

joel_feila ,
@joel_feila@lemmy.world avatar

You must have weird chickens. My lay eggs out if their cloaca.

RaoulDook ,

Pedantic response, thanks for the great contribution

thegoodyinthehoody ,

Isn’t their asshole like inside the cloaca?

joel_feila ,
@joel_feila@lemmy.world avatar

Their colon is. The coloaca is their asshole, and pee hole, and egg hole.

MrJameGumb ,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

This instantly reminded me of an old Mitchell and Webb sketch lol

JJROKCZ ,

Let’s not pretend the acquisition and upkeep of chickens is free… if you eat a lot of eggs it is absolutely worth it, but there is some cost in setting up a coop, getting chickens, keeping chickens fed and safe from predators, disease, etc.

Plus you have to have property to keep them on and be allowed to have them on your property. For most Americans that isn’t possible due to lack of home ownership or HOA restrictions on what animals you can have on “your” property. (HOAs are bullshit)

Milk_Sheikh ,

“Y’all’s eggs AREN’T chlorine washed? Ewww unsanitary”

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