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Hey man, there are plenty of animals on this planet that have been around longer than human beings, and I don’t see any of them writing an award winning Netflix limited series…

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loses a months wages

Guess that means no Genshin Impact bikini variant figurine for Anon until until his mom gets it for his Christmas present

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Get ready, if the Project 2025 freaks get their way this kind of shit will happen nationwide as a full ban on pornography across the board. It’s just another way the party that claims they “stand for freedom” will turn this country into a puritanical dictatorship one small step at a time

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This got me curious so I looked up the nutrition page on Tesco’s website… The two main ingredients are water and tomatoes lol

INGREDIENTS: Water, Tomato, Rapeseed Oil, Onion, Modified Maize Starch, Avocado (3.5%), Soured Cream (Milk) (3%), Lime Juice from Concentrate, Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Whey Powder (Milk), Sugar, Garlic Purée, Jalapeño Chilli (1%), Coriander Leaf, Dried Egg Yolk, Acidity Regulator (Citric Acid), Salt, Colours (Lutein, Copper Complexes of Chlorophyllins), Stabilisers (Xanthan Gum), Dried Red Pepper, Glucose Syrup, Preservative (Potassium Sorbate), Antioxidant (Ascorbic Acid).

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Here in the USA something that says “guacamole inspired” would for sure have zero percent avocado lol

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Allergic to what? It’s still got avocado in it, just not a whole lot

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Let me make sure I follow what happened here… He got a bunch of paperwork he presumably needed to sign in several places? Instead of doing that he put a postage stamp (?) on top of the pile and “signed across” it?

Am I reading that correctly?

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I’m still trying to wrap my head around this apparent notion that signing a stamp is supposed to have some official function lol I’m assuming it’s something he dreamt after a particularly large meal

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That made my head hurt 😵

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Does he live in Cyprus? Can I send all my debts to them too? Lol

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It seems no one made the people of Cyprus aware that they’re on the hook for the outstanding debts of every idiot in the world lol imagine their surprise 😂

Yesterday in Kroger (a supermarket for you non-Americans) I saw a bunch of cans of potato salad. Why would someone buy canned potato salad? (lemmy.world)

Even if you don’t want to make it, I’ve never been in a supermarket that doesn’t offer a fresher option. I’ve even been in gas stations that offer what they at least claim is fresh potato salad....

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I’ve actually tried this brand before and it’s not bad! It’s a much different type of potato salad than the fresh kind they sell in the deli aisle. I don’t think they’re meant to be direct competition for each other

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Where I live the stuff in the deli aisle is all mayo based potato salad regardless of what type it’s supposed to be. The stuff I had from the can has no mayo and is vinegar based and the potatoes are more firm. I have no idea which one would be considered more “authentic” as far as what “German potato salad” is supposed to be.

As far as chemicals that may be in the canned stuff, I honestly didn’t check and I don’t eat potato salad often enough for it to be a real concern to me personally.

If it seems that reprehensible to you then maybe just don’t buy it? The fact that the store here keeps restocking it means someone must think it’s good enough to keep buying it lol

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I guess people who don’t like mayo? Or maybe people who grew up eating that style of potato salad? Maybe just doomsday preppers who want to stock up their shelters?

I live in the deep south and the deli aisles here sell like 3 or 4 different styles of fresh potato salad but all of them are like 50% mayo and sometimes I just want something different lol

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This is the first I’ve heard of the Great German Potato Salad debate lol I will have to look into this further 🧐

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The idea that someone could buy a big one gallon jug of mace to refill their little keychain pepper spray is quite frankly terrifying lol there’s no way that could end well

Edit: according to Google you CAN actually buy a big one gallon jug of pepper spray, but only the kind designed for wildlife… That still seems wildly irresponsible lol

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I’m sure there’s some way you could in theory, but that really seems like a good way to gas yourself out of your own home and/or end up in the hospital from inhaling it or giving yourself a serious chemical burn.

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I’m guessing you haven’t met many teachers outside of school… And not just because you called college “teaching school”

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“what the hell’s the point of a diamond if no slaves died to get it and it costs less than a starter home? Now that any one of you disgusting peasants can own one its WORTHLESS!!!”

-some asshole who works for DeBeers presumably

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Being a red state doesn’t guarantee a Trump win though. In the last election he assumed Georgia would put him over the top because they are historically a red state but they actually ended up swinging over to blue by a small majority.

There was a huge controversy around it because Trump called up people there and told them to tamper with the numbers to let him win anyway

The Republican party is counting on the idea that people forget these things quickly lol

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What kind of community?

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I don’t think I have the time or experience to effectively mod something like that. Good luck though it sounds like a noble cause!

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Hey man, one day I’ll have (checks folder) uh… 5 years of free time to look through all this stuff! p-probably… 😰

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This is the first time I’ve ever considered visiting Utah. Tell them to use this one.

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That poor baby is going to end up getting raised in secret in the basement or something… Why do these people have to make their kids suffer for this nonsense? Even if that kid has a quasi normal childhood, having no SSN means they won’t be able to do almost anything as an adult

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I don’t even think you can get a job without an SSN anymore unless it’s some kind of cash only under the table deal lol

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If there were millions of dollars earmarked for me since birth, I assure you I would have found it and probably spent it by now lol

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Regardless of whichever “side” you’re on, what possible benefit is there to attacking linemen trying to restore power to people’s homes???

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This laddah, it’s YUGE! You’ve never seen anything like it…

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I suspect that doing this at the restaurant is probably what their real kink is lol

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Perhaps one of them was doing a handstand at the time?

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My favorite part is when I get one whole day to sit quietly and no one bothers me… It’s glorious

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I’ve never seen anyone spell hummus like that lol! Apparently that’s how they spell it in the UK?

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Fake: Anon has a girlfriend

Gay: Anon has wet dream about Bob Ross’s happy little tree

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I think I see what really happened here…

Anon finished up his Twitch stream when he happens to notice that the Looney Tunes where Bugs Bunny dresses up like a girl rabbit is on.

Becoming highly aroused by Bugs perky bosoms, he decides to pleasure himself with great haste.

After bringing himself to a shameful completion, he suddenly notices that his webcam is still on, and all of Twitch is now talking about him and sharing video clips.

Thinking swiftly he blames the whole thing on his “girlfriend” stating that he’s told her 1000 times not to use his webcam for her TikTok account.

He then informs his traumatized and shell shocked audience that he is going to give her a serious talking to right now then ends the stream.

Anon then proceeds to shout at a rather moist and somewhat odoriferous anime body pillow that he calls his “waifu”.

Anon then takes to 4Chan to spin the yarn and get condolences from his like minded peers.

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Or maybe we come up with a new word instead of just using old words incorrectly?

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Well there you go! Problem solved!

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I make popcorn on the stove and it works much better

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You gotta shake the pan around while it’s popping too so the unpopped kernels stay on the move!

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When I got my cat we came to an understanding that she would at least try to catch any bugs that get in the house… She has not upheld her end of the bargain.

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She’ll just sit there and watch it go by, then look at me like I should do something about it. A bug will walk 2 inches from her paw and she won’t even bat at it lol

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The outside cats like to bring me birds and occasionally half of a squirrel lol last week one of them brought me a live bird that flew away as soon as she dropped it!

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My big calico who sadly passed away about about a year ago used to leave headless squirrels on the front porch for me. It was always somewhat horrifying to find one of those first thing in the morning lol I never did find out what she did with the heads, and now I’m afraid one day I’ll find a pile of them under the house somewhere 🐿️💀😰

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When I was like 12 or 13 I got this toy eyeball that would always look up however you moved it or rolled it across the floor. One night I was getting something from the fridge and saw a box of some kind of Entenmann’s cake in there and had a fantastic idea. There was a little part of the box where you couldn’t see through the cellophane and it was just big enough to hide that eyeball toy and no one would ever see it until they opened the box. Of course I went ahead and put it in there and then went back to watching TV. A few hours later my older sister got home, and apparently had been thinking about that Entenmann’s cake all day at work. I summoned every ounce of willpower to keep a straight face when I saw her go into the kitchen, then I waited… A few seconds later there was a bloodcurdling scream that brought everyone in the house running to see what was going on. My sister came out of the kitchen to find me doubled over with laughter on the sofa. I forget exactly which explitives she shouted at me, but the next thing I saw was that eyeball whizzing past my head at about 90mph, leaving a small dent in the wall behind me lol

I’m 42 now and she’s 50 and it still gets brought up from time to time lol

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I say it often in my day to day life. I don’t use it much on Lemmy because I rarely ask anyone to do anything on here

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