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root_beer ,

He wasn’t even fit for KP duty in the marines, so yeah, he’ll be the guy who replaces Ted Cruz

root_beer ,

So does this mean we can charge people who collaborate with Putin with treason, or does it require us to be at war with the Russian Federation?

root_beer ,

I tried that twenty years ago, learned that it was a DOA strat that produces zero results and could very well be, in some cases, a grift.

root_beer ,

Said it in another thread but I’ll say it here too:

[1] Without external confirmation, I don’t buy it. [2] I’ll never understand why it isn’t a major talking point to tell these mark-ass tricks that the man is playing them for the trick-ass marks they are and fleecing them for all they have, but I guess if even Jesus is too weak they’ll just have to tithe to a different, properly sadistic megachurch.

root_beer ,

Wonder when/if investors will finally just sell their shares off. The day before the $56 billion vote takes place, for big laffs?

root_beer ,

That’s what makes the AI memes that one of his lackeys posts every day on twitter all the more hilarious. Weird uncanny valley images of him standing triumphant on Mars like a new Roman emperor, in a city he built with his own hands, toiling with his own blood and sweat, with claims that this will all become reality in a mere couple of decades, within our lifetimes. His response to these wild delusions? A laconic, lackadaisical “Yeah”

Lmao. Hmbol, even.

root_beer ,

[1] Without external confirmation, I don’t buy it. [2] I’ll never understand why it isn’t a major talking point to tell these mark-ass tricks that the man is playing them for the trick-ass marks they are and fleecing them for all they have, but I guess if even Jesus is too weak they’ll just have to tithe to a different, properly sadistic megachurch.

root_beer ,

He not the root, he’s just another leaf on the gympie gympie that the right has become over the last fifty years. The FBI itself is another part of it.

root_beer ,

Adios and adieu also both refer to god; I’m sure other Romance languages say goodbye similarly but I don’t know Italian or Romanian or whatever

root_beer ,

Also, “Febuary“

root_beer ,

Doesn’t work if, like in my line of work, you have to cite specific locations in each paper for data verification. Sci-hub is your friend, when it works

root_beer ,

Those covers had to be redesigned because the originals (which may be the ones in the pic) would gouge the rubber of the tires

root_beer ,

Mehhh, I’ve seen better circles. Hell, I once saw a perfect circle, at Gund Arena in Cleveland

root_beer ,

With these scumbags, “almost” is meaningless. I never gave Romney the benefit of any doubt because he’s ultimately as awful as any of the feral maga hogs—he wants the same inhuman things they do, he just wants more decorum about it

This does not surprise me one iota

root_beer ,

This isn’t even new, the Boer cried about it already like months ago

root_beer ,

He was, back in the day, his anti-authoritarian bent was pretty edgy then

Tangentially: I tried getting into him a few years ago and it seemed tame and nothing I hadn’t heard before from so many other comedians. Then I realized that he was the vanguard of that style of comedy and of course it’s going to sound like retrodden ground if I’d heard all the people he’d influenced before I listened to him.

root_beer ,

Community to return as a Red Dwarf reboot?

root_beer ,

Ghouls like him love Israel, it’s just all those… you know, those people who live there

root_beer ,

Ever play the TMNT arcade game or its NES port?

root_beer ,

Pizza Hut logos were strewn throughout at least the first level; reading up on it, these were added to the NES port and were not present in the original arcade game.

root_beer ,

He’s one of those kooks who drank colloidal silver and developed argyria

Prob. big into Ron Paul and chiropractic

Study reveals "widespread, bipartisan aversion" to neighbors owning AR-15 rifles (www.psypost.org)

A recent study published in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences reveals that across all political and social groups in the United States, there is a strong preference against living near AR-15 rifle owners and neighbors who store guns outside of locked safes. This surprising consensus suggests that when it comes...

root_beer ,

Are fully automatic AR-15s even available to the general public like that? I thought the ones civilians could buy were semiautomatic?

root_beer ,

I’m more comfortable around the guns I’ve seen in documentaries like Contra and Bad Dudes, with the flashing, softball-sized bullets that travel at like six inches per second

root_beer ,

I’d assumed it was because of the word “now”, as though it wasn’t always the case

root_beer ,

Yep, pocket change, and yet it will still go unpaid

root_beer ,

Venus isn’t a planet either. It’s a hell-sphere. But that makes it even more rad 🤘

root_beer ,

We saw how well it worked to let them lose in 2016

root_beer ,

Now I have this goddamn commercial in my head, thirty years since I last heard it. Thanks.

root_beer ,

Absence of an inner monologue does not mean that there is no thought process. I’ve done just fine without one myself. Can’t speak to whatever is plaguing the fundamentalists apart from indoctrination and being steeped in an oppressive culture that’s been fostered over generations.

root_beer ,

Give it a few years, they’ll be picking it up in middle school at least

My daughter has been scoring very high in math this year in fifth grade so they wanted to give her more advanced stuff to do, like moving into basic statistics. She isn’t having any of it though, she hates math and gets terrible anxiety from it. She just wants to sculpt and make puppets instead. Can’t say I blame her, I was the same way.

…yet I’d cherish a job where I’d just spend all day futzing around in R

root_beer ,

The Onion’s TED parodies capture this dumb shit perfectly

root_beer ,

Does it matter? He announced that he isn’t running for reelection, didn’t he?

root_beer ,

Hell yeah.

Pokémon: [day one] I wanna be the best Pokémon trainer the world has ever seen! [20 seasons later] Wow I got another gym badge! Pikachu is pretty decent!

Digimon: [day one] Oh this poor kitten, gotta save it from these big jerks! [end of season] Today, we must destroy God.

root_beer ,

It just dropped the canister with the Metroid hatchling

root_beer ,

Yeah, it could be confusing, except what individual on earth has a trillion (long-form billion) dollars? It’ll happen in our lifetimes, sure, but not right now

Also, look up lakh and crore if you want to think you’re having a stroke

root_beer ,

I wish the tetrahedron could bring the AV Club back to its original glory as well, though I know all its best writers are long gone

root_beer ,

That Dolphin was No Angel!!! Stand for are Cop’s and Kneel for are Cross!

root_beer ,

Shit’s gonna go real bad if a cop holds a cicada down by putting his knee into its back

root_beer ,

Abbott: “uhh, nuh doy, they’re prisoners, you do the crime you do the time” [puts on cowboy hat, does wheelchair line dance, fires six-shooters into sky]

Absolutely nothing will be done about this and DeSantis is trying to one-up them by baking non incarcerated people alive

root_beer ,

Fast food lobbyists are going to demand ozempic be banned

root_beer ,

That’s the law, they literally can’t demand more; It’s a regressive fine, just like everything else in society. If they could call for a heftier financial penalty, they would.

root_beer ,

Indeed, he could be locked up for up to 30 days, but I think Merchan wants to avoid feed this asshole’s martyr complex.

Personally I’d rather trump end up like Steve Biko than Nelson Mandela, but perhaps Merchan is far more level-headed than I am.

root_beer ,

Don’t feel bad Elmer, when those grandchildren grow up and have their own opinions, they’ll hate you on their own.

root_beer ,

Not at all, nobody wants to hear what stupid, hateful shit the Boer has been doing for the 2,078th day in a row, and I’d also like to see all the bazingas who line up to huff his farts go with him because they’re utterly insufferable too

root_beer ,

L A R G E

A D U L T

S O N S

root_beer ,

P. sure that was Testify, and Renegades of Funk was a cover anyway

root_beer ,

Basically a manifesto asserting that everyone with power is colluding to mount a fascist coup d’état on America; Bush v Gore was a fake double team to get Bush the presidency, The Simpsons is some kind of propaganda meant to dupe us into being slovenly dopes forced into doing the bidding of billionaire overlords, um, I think there was some accusations levied against the Epstein victims for being pawns of some greater scheme, et cetera and whatever. Oh, also a crypto Ponzi scheme.

From the limited info I heard, he was a normal, decent guy, but he had some kind of psychotic break a couple of years ago after his mom died; that said, if anyone has more/better information, please feel free to correct me.

root_beer ,

All of the times. Every single one of the times.

I swear, I need to stop reading any article about how he’s going to get his comeuppance because they’ve all been treating him with kid gloves. At least the juror pool in the fraud trial got to give him the dunking-on that he deserves at the very minimum, and hopefully we’ll see at least a shrewd of actual justice there.

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