BackOnMyBS , 4 hours ago

How did that sign make all they way up there? The number of people that had to have looked at that sign before it was posted had to be more than 5 at the least.

BackOnMyBS , 1 day ago

NOW IS THE SUMMER OF YOUR DISCONTENT!!

BackOnMyBS , 1 day ago

As far as I understand, rip currents rapidly pull someone out to sea only. If someone finds themselves in one, the solutions are to either (a) swim parallel to the coast to get out of the rip current, then swim back to shore, or (b) stay calm, float, and wave for help. Regardless, nothing is forcing someone underwater. Are people that die in rip currents not good swimmers/floaters or panicking?

Growing up in Florida, I’ve known how to swim practically my whole life, which is pretty common here among natives. Are all these people drowning in rip currents this year visitors or transplants from other states like the the four unfortunate men in this article?

BackOnMyBS , 1 day ago

I’m not trying to victim blame at all, so I’m certain there’s something I’m not understanding. Seriously, a person can easily float in sea water for 30 mins no problem. My grandma would do it everytime we went to the beach. Fill your lungs up, lay back, slowly paddle your feet, and chill. It would be different with major waves, but the panhandle usually has pretty calm waters.

BackOnMyBS , 2 days ago

I’m from Florida, and this doesn’t surprise me at all What does surprise me is that anyone cared enough to bust her.

BackOnMyBS , 2 days ago

They’re meant to be fired any where. They say at the legs so people will be okay with it. It’s like when people go to Vegas with their friends for girls/boys trip. There aint nothing there but gambling and debauchery. Most people go there to cheat.

BackOnMyBS , 2 days ago

I knew a guy in my social circle that was a sheriff deputy during the George Floyd protests. He was known for being an all-around douchebag and was mostly tolerated. No one ever wondered where he was at or of he was coming. He kinda just heard of plans and showed up. His conversations would be things like complaining about women or people of color and sharing that he takes 30-mins shits.

There was someone else in the circle that needed a place nearby since he was going to school, so the cop offered him a room in his house for an affordable rate with no lease. Once the guy moved in and gave up his previous residence, the guy jacked up rent, imposed ridiculous rules like an overbearing curfew, monitored him with cameras and sensors throughout the house, and belittled him every chance he got in front of others. I am not exaggerating at all. That’s who this guy was.

Come the protests, we saw this dude out there. He was purposely instigating unrest so that he could use force. That’s what he wanted. He was open about it. He even came out in the news doing it on video and it became a thing in the city.

All he wanted to do was demonstrate power over others to overcome his deep-seated inferiority complex. He was a complete sack of shit.

BackOnMyBS , 1 day ago (edited 1 day ago)

That’s what they say. The people that use them know very well that they are going to shoot them however they please. However, if they were to say so, that might make them illegal or result in liability issues if someone is severely injured. Thus, they have to pretend that they would only shoot them at the legs. This is how I imagine the conversation went:

Politician A: We can fire rubber bullets at them to stop. It will give us an excuse to make the protestors shit themselves in fear of death, but they wont be killed since we’re using rubber bullets. That will get them to stop fighting us.

Politician B: Yeah, but how are we gonna get the public to allow us to shoot bullets at them? They’re not going to let us do that. All they would have to argue is that the rubber bullets could severely injure or kill someone that is shot in the face.

A: We’ll just say that the rubber bullets will only be shot at the legs.

B: That might not be intimidating enough.

A: Don’t worry. We’re just saying that. The cops will do as they normally do.

B: Wont they know that it’s a lie when they get shot in the face?

A: Nah. We’ll say it was an accident or bounced off of the floor.

B: 🤜

A: 🤛

BackOnMyBS , 2 days ago

I had a girlfriend that was a sheriff deputy. those people seriously have each other’s backs with things. it’s definitely a government-sanctioned gang.

BackOnMyBS , 3 days ago

That’s wild. They surely discussed this entire thing before the governor carried out their alleged swipe attempt, yet she still went through with it. Now, the AG is following through with their threat. Wtf is going on over there?

BackOnMyBS , 3 days ago

88 YEARS PER LIFE!!

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BackOnMyBS , 4 days ago

Almost there! Just one more step left on the Gay Agenda:

✔️ look cute

✔️ be gay

✔️ hang out with friends

✔️ make memes

✔️ trick wise protectors of heterosexuality into accepting gay animals

◻️ be treated with decency by society

BackOnMyBS , 3 days ago (edited 3 days ago)

My fave internet initials are IANAL, which I pronounce as “I anal”.

BackOnMyBS , 4 days ago

penguins smugly laughing

BackOnMyBS , 3 days ago

Exactly this. Whatever those whistleblowers knew must have been so damning, that committing two murders was better publicity.

BackOnMyBS , 6 days ago

Greetings from Florida! 🥵🌴🏖️🐊🔫🤪

BackOnMyBS , 6 days ago

Next month: Russia passes new law that allows citizens to repay payday loans with 6 months of military service

BackOnMyBS , 6 days ago

kagis

what does that mean?

BackOnMyBS , 7 days ago

With the powers vested in me by the University of Lemmy Online, I hereby wheretowithallas nonewithstandingly grant a prehumous honorary Doctor of Philosophae en Instectology with a concentration in Bees of the Ble to @ObviouslyNotBanana.

BackOnMyBS , 6 days ago

The creator must be shitting his pants with the publicity this gane is getting. Someone that makes a game like that is surely trying to exploit opportunities. They have to be doing something illegal, whether that be illegal business practices or avoiding taxes.

BackOnMyBS , 6 days ago

If it gets too much publicity, it may catch the eye of a regulation agency that could start an investigation, especially if he pisses someone off, and that person makes an anonymous tip to a 3-letter agency as revenge.

BackOnMyBS , 7 days ago

thats about 1.38 to 30.74 baker’s dozens

BackOnMyBS , 7 days ago

You’ll die before someone has a chance to murder you.

BackOnMyBS , 7 days ago

What about an Alanis Morrissette facts community called You Oughta Know?

Posts:

• [YOK] Alanis is Canadamerican (Canadian & American)
• [YOK] You Oughta Know featured RHCP members Dave Navarro and Flea
• [YOK] The song Ironic is not ironic. Isn’t that ironic?

BackOnMyBS , 7 days ago

dracarys 🔥🔥🔥

BackOnMyBS , 7 days ago

So did Lenin, and look how that turned out.

BackOnMyBS OP , 8 days ago

well, not me necessarily. if i was doing some illegal business, i wouldnt be posting a question about it. but, i get the point 🙂👍

BackOnMyBS , 8 days ago

I can feel the anarchist class consciousness developing 🤤🤤🤤

BackOnMyBS , 8 days ago

Too simple. You are hereby banned from government work.

Reason(s) per Standard Operating Procedure 420.69(f):

• Not enough forms
• Not enough signatures
• Did not acquire approval from the ethics board, Privacy Office, Information Technology Office, Custodial Services, & Chief of Inefficiency
• Absolute lack of meetings and round tables
• No use of allocated funds
• Does not give cause for more bureaucracy
• No organizational chart
• Not self-aggrandizing

You may file an appeal with the Appeals Board by completing form SF-80085-rev accessible at appeals.state.gov/brokenlink.lol

BackOnMyBS , 8 days ago

200 Year Old Science on Climate Change: Based on hundreds of transparent studies using publicly obtainable data and indisputable logic, we can only conclude that we are irreparably heating up the Earth to a point that will have dire consequences for humanity and most species.

2000+ Year Old Science of Biology: Yeah, we’re definitely in a mass extinction event right now. Here are thousands of scientific studies that confirm this.

DeSantis: Nah, it rained a lot this pass month.

BackOnMyBS , 10 days ago

I think the whole issue is stuck on our inability to define consciousness. I think that it lies on a spectrum like everything else that has to do with the mind, so we need to maybe operationalize it somehow. Maybe make up a units of consciousness for variables on the spectrum: perception, working memory, planning, execution, etc. Would it be nodes like respective neurons?

I think it’s interesting that we all know what we’re referring to when we communicate about consciousness, but we can’t define it. It’s one of those fundamental concepts like energy in physics or pleasure in psychology. Like, define energy: energy is something. Define pleasure: it feels good? Is consciousness the thing experiencing things? Or is consciousness the experience itself, and our human brains aren’t capable of defining it because we’re stuck with limited dimensions, like trying to imagine a 4th spatial dimension? Is there a higher level of consciousness that emerges from our collective individual consciousnesses? HELP 🤯

BackOnMyBS , 10 days ago

because I call the customer service line of any one company so much, that I have memorized their touch tone menu

9 months into my daily call to Maytag: Excuse me, babe. I have to walk into the other room so I can listen. Apparently, they’ve changed their phone menu.

BackOnMyBS , 10 days ago

Why is everyone concerned that Harlan is such a good and giving friend?? I give my friends vacations all the time without any quid pro quo. /s

BackOnMyBS , 6 days ago (edited 4 days ago)

@haui_lemmy, I thought you might like this comment 🏴🙂

BackOnMyBS , 12 days ago

this comment thread has me crying 😂

BackOnMyBS , 6 days ago

Can you elaborate on mammals that don’t menstruate? I’ve never heard about that.

BackOnMyBS , 6 days ago

Username checks out

BackOnMyBS , 6 days ago

What if we count all animals, vertebrates and invertebrates?