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funkless_eck ,

40% of death penalty convictions are later exonerated.

If it was 1% you might have a case, but pretty much “clearly showing signs” is akin to flipping a coin right now.

funkless_eck ,

how do you get a well paid job without a computer and phone?

funkless_eck ,

drink verification can

funkless_eck ,

it’s more interesting to me you think Britney Spears wasn’t marketed towards men.

funkless_eck ,

I mean do we understand evolution better than gravity?

The last panel indicates someone at the bleeding edge of science, at that level too, surely there’s mystery in biology as well?

funkless_eck ,

Is that really the case? I’m a layman so I may fuck this up - but do we truly understand why the locus of an allelomorph can change and how and why which phenotypic traits are affected or unaffected by addition and deletion?

I get the impression there is not model for why sometimes thousands of base pairs can fuck off with no impact, and sometimes it changes the organism unrecognizably.

funkless_eck ,

mom? did you write this?

funkless_eck ,

in my org it’s a single process to deprovision someone of access to all tools including home devices.

funkless_eck ,

They shoot them with actor bullets, which are only pretending to he lethal, of course.

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I mean if I married a communist in 1919 or 1953 the Supreme Court would care…

funkless_eck ,

Jack Whitehall is famed for writing very little of his own material.

funkless_eck ,

that the means of production are very easily owned by the working class and petit bourgeoisie? throw a dart at a list of SaaS products.

funkless_eck ,

well I meant that most business tools have a free/affordable tier or competitor, there’s little structure holding back a profit-sharing model in terms of infrastructure

California socialite Rebecca Grossman sentenced to 15 to life for killing 2 kids in crosswalk (www.nbcnews.com)

A wealthy California woman who co-founded a burn center foundation in the Los Angeles area was sentenced to 15 years to life in prison Monday for the hit-and-run killings of two children while they were in a crosswalk more than three years ago....

funkless_eck ,

workers are always preferable to leeches. You do yourself a disfavor by pretending to be haute bourgeoisie.

I cannot make any post/comment containing the string [slash]etc[slash]passwd on lemmy.world (lemmy.world)

When I try to submit a post or comment containing the string [slash]etc[slash] passwd, the submit button goes into a loading state and spins indefinitely. The request is blocked by Cloudflare with status code 403. I can’t even search for the forbidden string. You have to check dev tools to find out what went wrong, this error...

funkless_eck ,

/etc/passwd

funkless_eck ,

just checking

funkless_eck ,

Fender Precision American Vintage II 1954 custom painted, I believe.

funkless_eck ,

also, we ritualize literally everything. Watching TV is a ritual, and you watch anything older, likely some dead people are in it or worked on it.

All food is eating dead things and most meals have some sort of ritual associated with it.

Even the most ardent atheist ritualizes their morning shower, or experiences the ritual of listening to music etc

The ritualization of a death process - per capita and at scale - is much less destructive to the planet, society and public spaces than, say, driving a car or playing golf.

funkless_eck ,

as opposed to all of the anti-authortarian capitalist, aristocracy, fascist, monarchist, oligarchy, plutocratic, feudalist and herrenvolk societies?

funkless_eck ,

mine keeps mentioning eventually we’ll transition from weekly to bi-weekly. I guess I must be too fucked in the head for it to happen yet though

funkless_eck ,

but surely if I just write the perfect email all business issues will be solved and we’ll make millions?

funkless_eck ,

honestly, I preferred reddit. But I’m here out of principle.

funkless_eck ,

yeah but Swiftie was physically repulsed to nausea by his wife. He’s the absolute poster boy for being in the closet.

funkless_eck ,

you ate her broccoli dude of course she’s hungry

funkless_eck ,

our work uses macs but also Kandji for software management, which also locks you into restarts during business hours 😎

Is there any significance to people using emojis that match their skin tone?

I’m asking because as a light-skinned male, I always use the standard Simpsons yellow. I don’t really see other light-skinned people using an emoji that matches their skin tone, but often do see people of color use them. Maybe white people don’t naturally realize a need to be explicit with emoji skin-tone or perhaps it’s...

funkless_eck ,

interestingly, according to one study im half-remembering, people from countries with an ethnic majority see the Simpsons as part of their ethnicity. ie Asian people perceive The Simpsons as Asian.

funkless_eck ,

it’s closer to a British carbonara

funkless_eck ,

could you share it to us laymen internet strangers?

funkless_eck ,

honestly funniest joke in the franchise

funkless_eck ,

Its a good bit. not to get too Theory of Comedy, but I’d call that a lazzi (or “bit”) more than a joke.

funkless_eck ,

He’s ex-C-suite of IBM and Macy’s I’m sure he’s fine.

funkless_eck ,

I mean you CAN just get an evening marketing job, 8-5 engineering, half hour break, 5.30-1:30am writing marketing copy, designing campaigns, A/B testing, budget management, demand gen, lead gen, sales enablement, CRO/CPC/CAC management, Martech tool alignment, attribution tracking, SEO research, content marketing, press releases and 3P distribution tools, all of which matched against brand voice and targeting to ABM the specific ICP within each vertical.

There’s literally nothing stopping you.

funkless_eck ,

ah yes, the famously bullshit-free career of software engineering

funkless_eck ,

I mean I’m kidding around, but really, most of the time we’re making a product to sell, and then selling the product to make more of it (or a new/better version of it) so that we can sell it more… so we can make it more… to sell more…

Its just all part of the same cycle. The OP meme could equally be:

Sales/Marketing: I made this sale

[…]

Product: I made this sale.

its bullshit all the way down.

funkless_eck ,

if people truly have guns to protect themselves, why aren’t there more stories about people using them that way than there are about people using them offensively?

And that’s not why the second amendment exists, it’s not for personal protection it’s to form a well regulated militia to fight the government should it become tyrannical.

And a militia is pretty much a gang, so I guess we’re back to square one.

funkless_eck ,

longest living polycephalic calf was 40 days. Most are stillborn, a few live a few hours, even less a few days.

funkless_eck ,

reminds me of one of my fave tweets:

“Garbage men and pick up artists should switch names”

funkless_eck ,

training how to do a job is all there is my dude. Even if you founded the company, worked on the code base daily for 15 years, things get updated, practices change, tools evolve, new security vectors emerge.

funkless_eck ,

heres a controversial opinion: The American Office vs the UK Office.

While I respect the original, Gervais’ external antics and the much meaner, darker humor just don’t create as good a comedy vehicle that enables the viewer to laugh and have fun and enjoy themselves watching the show

funkless_eck ,

Agree to disagree - to me the Uk office was a Gervais vehicle with the Tim/Dawn romance Christmas special episode as a nice bonus and Gareth as an occasional funny victim of his own hubris. Keith and Finchy having a couple of good scenes. Neil, Donna, Rachel, Jennifer, Jamie, Ralph… all very forgettable.

In the US office, as mentioned, I think its a well rounded ensemble comedy where you can feel it’s a collab of a writers room and a complicit cast. Everyone has their favorite moments from pretty much any character…

In the early 2000s I probably would’ve liked the UK office more because I was an edgy teen. 25 years later and after an 8 year run, 200 episodes vs 14 - I feel like I’d much rather turn on the US one if I wanted a laugh.

funkless_eck ,

went to Benidorm on a lads holiday in my early 20s, can confirm it was just like a warm day in Swindon.

funkless_eck ,

“bull”

OP clear your browser history asap

funkless_eck ,

I refuse to picture that. What now?

funkless_eck ,

homophobia

funkless_eck ,

come on man, I don’t have to explain this, you’re smart enough to understand the cultural and societal heritage here.

funkless_eck ,

or corpses

funkless_eck ,

and FF16! I have owned and 100%'d most FF’s and still I refuse to buy a PS5 for the exclusives.

funkless_eck ,

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