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Mr_Blott ,

“Want” in the case of the US too mind you!

What’s a bit of murder if it brings in the 🤑🤑💰💰💰💰

Mr_Blott ,

Slow news day at The Gruniard then?

Mr_Blott ,

Right, please tell me. Is this just a meme thing or do people actually knock on other people’s doors to try to convert them to their religion?

And does this only happen, bizarrely, in the country with the highest number of gun-owning cowards?

It just seems such an odd combination

Mr_Blott ,

I’m not sure what agenda Politico is trying to push these days, does anyone know? They seem to be trying to stir up anger but I’m not sure if it’s for clicks or something else

Mr_Blott ,

That would be another FREEDOM ©®™ then?

Mr_Blott ,

Yay for gun control again!

Mr_Blott ,

Shit like this -

“I think the world would be better without (insert idea)”

“Oh my god but what about (insert unbelievably niche reason why not)? Won’t someone think of the incredibly niche exception?!?!?”

On every fuckin comment on Lemmy. You’re not improving the world guys, you’re making it insufferable

Mr_Blott ,

Weird how when I see a moronic thumbnail on a YT link, I just automatically downvote 🤔

Mr_Blott ,

Is Shaka Ponk metal? Probably

Mr_Blott ,

Putting the “arse” in Arsthechnica

Mr_Blott ,

And missing “u” and “ur”

Mr_Blott ,

Can’t wait for the new generation of smuggling. BRB buying a rowboat and a cove

Mr_Blott ,

Fuuuuckin hell, I haven’t seen a slotted screw since the 1980s. Philips screws are exclusively for electrical.

Is this yet another way the US has dropped 30 years behind modern countries?

Mr_Blott ,

Oh god yeah I still use flat screwdrivers on a daily basis, basically as levers

“Little ass plugs” are called “grub screws” btw 😂

In 30 years you’ll catch up and they’ll all be 2.5mm Allen screws. I do remember them being slotted, it was a massive pain to find a screwdriver that fitted!

Mr_Blott ,

Yeah I thought it meant proud Pants Shitter jerk off

Mr_Blott ,

I wanted Anno 1800 to be this but man, the income fluctuations are fuckin uncontrollable

Mr_Blott ,

Meanwhile American arms companies - “How much does it cost to get the friction burns off my cock from wanking so hard?!??!”

Mr_Blott ,

It’s just what we call “internet” in most countries 😂 Remember the early 2000s when ISPs tried to limit how much internet we could use and so we just switched to another provider that had a better offer, and the whole ‘limit’ thing disappeared virtually overnight?

Yeah…

Mr_Blott , (edited )

No native English speaker would say “do these get any bigger” rather than “…come any bigger”

So I’m assuming the shopper was a non-native speaker and the shelf stacker was JUST HORRIBLY RACIST OH MY GOD IM SO ANGRY I’M GOING TO WRITE A STRONGLY WORDED LETTER TO SOMEONE

Edit - apparently I forgot that Americans are fucking retarded 😂😂😂

Mr_Blott ,

Can I interest you in a turkey in these trying cums?

Mr_Blott ,

“Tesla finds opportunity to blame sales drop on something other than shite-quality cars and racist company owner”

Mr_Blott ,

If I had to guess, sucking America’s cock

Mr_Blott ,

Lol if you think it’s not both. It’s a massive 69

Mr_Blott ,

Is sleeping in your car being illegal some sort of FREEDOM©®™ thing that I’m way too European to understand?

Mr_Blott ,

Anyone mentioned John Boyne yet?

The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas was really a YA book, but some of his other stuff is world class. A Ladder to the Sky, Heart’s Invisible Furies etc

Mr_Blott ,

Oh, and for funny books, Tom Sharpe of course

Mr_Blott ,

You know those pictures you see of beautiful wooden chalets in the swiss Alps etc?

Yeah they’re not wooden, they’re basically made by pouring liquid concrete in to a massive “mould” for the floor and walls, then covered with wood to make it pretty

The idea of 3d printed ones is the same, but without the hassle of making the mould

Mr_Blott ,

…m.wikipedia.org/…/Betteridge's_law_of_headlines#….

Mr_Blott ,

Every headline is trying to get clicks too

Belgium’s renowned chocolatiers grapple with soaring cocoa prices (www.politico.eu)

You famously never know what you’re going to get when you open a box of chocolates. But for Belgium, a state that’s synonymous with the high-end confectionery, soaring cocoa prices are making life for the nation’s chocolate aficionados even more uncertain than usual....

Mr_Blott ,

I think it’s pretty safe to assume that the price of cocoa went up a bit due to climate changes and the commodity traders seized the chance to jack the price up

Mr_Blott ,

Dave down the Red Lion

U.S. Ambassador Issues Rare Statement On Warning Before Russia's Crocus Massacre (www.rferl.org)

The U.S. ambassador to Russia on March 29 issued an unusual diplomatic statement refuting Russian government claims about information that the United States shared with Russia ahead of the terrorist attack last week on a concert hall outside Moscow that killed more than 140 people....

Mr_Blott , (edited )

Honestly I’ve seen zero evidence that the “information shared… was specific”

Not a single credible news source has reported that.

Not being a dick, just wondering what they mean by “specific”

“It’s highly likely there will be a terrorist attack at some point soon” wouldn’t carry much weight if the russkis said it to the yanks, let’s face it

Mr_Blott ,

Rural village please and thank you

Mr_Blott ,

I was 30 when Far Cry came out

Yeah I’ll buy the next one

Mr_Blott ,

The fact you said “chip cards” instead of just “cards” is hilarious in a kinda archaic way

Mr_Blott ,

It’s always the Brits and the yanks

Fuckin barbarians 😅

Mr_Blott ,

It’s to let you know you should install an extension on your browser that adds a small “block this site” button to your search results

Mr_Blott ,

I expect you also think Fahrenheit is more intuitive

Mr_Blott ,

I would like to say, despite our differences with the US on date formatting, 30th of March is fine, March the 30th is fine

March 30 is fucking lazy and stupid 😂

Mr_Blott ,

Leaks

Adverts

Sorted that headline for ya

Mr_Blott ,

Not sure if the Regulator intervened

It was an EU thing before…well you know what you did

Mr_Blott ,

If you think marijuana isn’t going to do you serious mental harm in the long term, you’re a fool that’s been listening to people that haven’t been smoking more than a decade

Mr_Blott ,

It’s the opposite. I’ve lived in both modern, and backward countries.

When you’re driving somewhere and you see “50” to your destination, it’s infinitely preferable for that to be Km rather than miles. Makes every journey shorter

Mr_Blott ,

More like a bunch of folk who were turfed out of Europe for being a bit too religiously weird

That takes some doing in the 16th century 😂

Luis Rubiales faces 30 month jail sentence for Jenni Hermoso kiss (www.theguardian.com)

Luis Rubiales could face a prison sentence of two and a half years if convicted of kissing Jenni Hermoso on the lips against her will, court documents have shown. The former Spanish football federation chief has been charged with one count of sexual assault and one of coercion in the aftermath of the kiss, offences carrying jail...

Mr_Blott ,

What he’s saying is that if it was a mistake, a moment of excitement, it’s forgivable if she wants it to be.

I think they’re also suggesting is that the “professionally outraged” people on the internet, such as yourself, were more offended by this than she was

Mr_Blott ,

Mate, I’d definitely prefer loose leaf tea but can’t be arsed with the extra hassle

There are dozens of us

Mr_Blott ,

☝️

Mr_Blott ,

They have the reading comprehension of baboons

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