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GrammatonCleric , in True love
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

“What’s with all the bags of ice?”

DrugsMcChrist ,

so you say you always bring an empty cooler with you on a first date. that’s interesting

ininewcrow ,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Takes off all clothes to get ready for some love making … “What? You want me to wash my body first? … OK?” …everything goes black

Daft_ish ,

Last thought before passing out, “awe, I’m going to miss out on all the sex.”

postmateDumbass ,

"Why does everything smell like iodine and pine needles… /slump

pyrflie , in Think anyone would notice?

The introduction of gators into the Alps would certainly garner attention.

Chais ,
@Chais@sh.itjust.works avatar

I guess with the lower temperature they’d be less of a threat.

cm0002 ,

Only for the short term, they’ll adapt and be stronger than ever

HonkTonkWoman ,

And don’t forget, these aren’t normal gators…

These are meth-fueled Florida gators who are as likely to ban books as they are maul a skier.

The Alps won’t know what hit ‘em.

TheImpressiveX , in Somehow USB disks are still the easiest and most reliable way
@TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml avatar

Randall Munroe shows us how it’s done:

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/0220a859-ecea-476a-8176-5e665d8f1483.png

Every time you email a file to yourself so you can pull it up on your friend’s laptop, Tim Berners-Lee sheds a single tear.

IronKrill ,

Sad that this XKCD from 2011 is still just as accurate today…

anivia ,

Not quite, we now have options like wormhole that make it pretty simple

tatterdemalion ,
@tatterdemalion@programming.dev avatar

Only because IPv6 and self-hosting are not mainstream yet. But if it were commonplace for everyone’s home to have something as simple as a public file server or SSH server, then this problem would be trivialized.

dan ,
@dan@upvote.au avatar

Opera tried to make self-hosting mainstream back in 2009 with Opera Unite, but regular people just weren’t interested. It was a web server built in to the browser, which had a few apps like a whiteboard, a way to write notes, file transfers, etc.

Also, IPv6 is already mainstream in some countries. In the USA, several of the mobile networks are IPv6-only, using 464XLAT to allow connections to legacy IPv4-only servers. Comcast/Xfinity was also the first ISP to roll out IPv6 at a wide scale, and the majority of their customers had IPv6 connectivity way back in 2014 or so.

Globally, around 50% of traffic to Google and 60% of traffic to Facebook are using IPv6.

Eheran ,

Just send it over telegram. Even Whatsapp allows that size I assume.

IronKrill ,

For sure, let me just make an account, install the app, find and add them- wait, he drove over with a USB? Jokes aside, thanks for the recommendation, but it’s not any simpler than the 2011 solutions if you haven’t set it up already.

Eheran ,

Who is not already using Telegram and/or Whatsapp?

IronKrill ,

No one I have met in Canada has ever asked to message over telegram or whatsapp.

Eheran ,

Ah right, you are using the Apple thing over there?

xavier666 ,

HCTP: Hypercar Transfer Protocol. Someone make an RFC

SatansMaggotyCumFart , in What's the craziest or funniest Wikipedia outline you've seen?

It’s not funny that they’ve made the M&M’s basically unfuckable now, I haven’t been fully erect for a year now.

LodeMike OP , (edited )

Says the guy with “Cum” in their name.

And I did say craziest in the title.

ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,

ask him what his stance on OSHA is (he’s against it), and it terrifies me for what his sexual practices must be.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Why would they ask if you’ve already answered?

Spoiler alert, my dude.

Plum ,
@Plum@lemmy.world avatar

Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough.

nothing ,

…Or guilty enough

wunami ,
@wunami@lemmy.world avatar

Guess we found Tucker Carlson’s lemmy account.

dumbass ,
@dumbass@leminal.space avatar

What do you mean? That yellow M&M as totally fuckable!

Exusia ,
@Exusia@lemmy.world avatar

And after they took away the basketball bunnies fat tits! Man just can’t win in this world!

x4740N ,

You still terrified of OSHA and guard rails

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Those weren’t M&Ms you were eating, silly. They don’t even make blue M&Ms.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Have you ever seen an M&M’s blue waffle?

ricdeh , in Later, losers
@ricdeh@lemmy.world avatar

lmao this is too good, I would laugh but I’ll be too busy (because I’ll be meeting a girl, not that you are really going to understand)

MissJinx ,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

A REAL ONE!

IWantToFuckSpez , in True to life

”But he’s always so nice to me and my friends and family, who are exclusively white, he’s never racist around them.”

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Damn, that’s totally what she’d say. Excluding the whiteness part. She hasn’t reflected on that.

FranklinsBeard ,
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That’s my mom. She doesn’t really think about stuff like that at all. I still get bullied by my dad whenever I date black people or any POC and I’m well into my 20’s.

reagansrottencorpse ,

Your dad is a butthead I’m sorry you have to deal with that.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

At least you know which shirt to give to your dad next Christmas

LifeInMultipleChoice ,

My dad had an underlying hate towards others when I was little but it mostly sizzled out by the time Obama was president (2008). 2024 it’s a kerosene fire. Oddly when I was younger he went on a rant about Jews, yet now he seems fine with Jewish people and just hates everyone else.

Racism is back with a vengeance and media/news is promoting it.

FlyingSquid , in Should this be in unethical life pro tips
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

If I didn’t have ethics, I could con so many religious people…

unexposedhazard ,

Conning religious people isn’t unethical /s?

JusticeForPorygon ,
@JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world avatar

I think about this sometimes I could go to school and build a career for myself, or I could make way twice the money in half the time doing shit like this.

Sometimes I hate that I have a sense of guilt. Life would be so much easier if I were a psychopath

STRIKINGdebate2 OP ,
@STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

But psychopaths never feel love

stoneparchment ,
@stoneparchment@possumpat.io avatar

I don’t think that’s true? They have a dysfunctional guilt/shame system but they still have other feelings, right?

Baku ,

Interestingly, a quick google didn’t really answer this. It seems pretty split as to whether they can or can’t. I don’t think there’s really a definitive answer. My guess is that it probably depends where you fall (I imagine it’s a spectrum like most things), and some can, some cant

JusticeForPorygon ,
@JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world avatar

They either completely lack or struggle with recognizing emotional empathy.

MightyGalhupo ,

That suits me just fine

Buddahriffic ,

If it makes you feel any better, it’s probably hard to figure out when to get out. You’ll always feel like you can do just one more because the last one worked out so well, but each time you cash in, more people will see the truth and might want in on it until you find yourself in a situation where you can’t stop even if you wanted to because then the others who you are propping up will turn on you.

Talaraine ,
@Talaraine@kbin.social avatar

Oddly specific haha

AbsoluteChicagoDog ,

So what if they turn on you? Once you’re rich just admit it’s a scam and walk away. The believers will continue on.

Jehovah’s Witnesses predicted the end of the world in 1914. When that didn’t happen they lost members but came back quickly enough. Then they predicted it for 1975. Same thing happened, and now they have more members than ever.

meyotch ,

There were likely some Mormons and definitely some fellow Freemasons in the angry mob that killed Joseph Smith. He was in way too deep to just walk away, even if his brand of narcissism would have allowed him to contemplate that.

Buddahriffic ,

As the other commenter mentioned, things could get violent. Being wrong about a prediction means that the leaders look as dumb as the followers, but saying outright that you scammed the followers means you deliberately made them look stupid.

But even if they aren’t mysteriously angry about it, it’s still illegal. I wonder if the prosecutors going after Trump plan on going after him again from that angle once they prove his election steal claims were fraud because he used those claims to solicit donations.

AbsoluteChicagoDog ,

If it was illegal to scam people in the name of religion the world would be a much better place…

Buddahriffic ,

It’s not the legal status (fraud is already illegal), it’s proving that it is indeed a scam rather than some dumb shit they actually believed, as well as knowing that it’s more likely to trigger a persecution complex and doubling down than improve the lives of the victims (because if it’s a plot to harm their religion, they don’t have to feel like idiots for giving the scammer money).

It’s a different story if the religious scammer openly admits that it was always a scam and just doesn’t care what anyone thought of it. Easier to prove and the victims are already angry and feeling like idiots for falling for it.

Blackout ,
@Blackout@kbin.social avatar

If that is unethical then all of religion is unethical hey wait a second...

AbsoluteChicagoDog ,

Could easily rationalize it. Suckers are going to find a religion to con then no matter what. You could provide a less harmful option.

I’m not saying you should, but you could find a way to justify it. It’s pretty easy money.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t think a ‘less harmful’ con makes the con any more ethical. And I don’t want to take poor people’s money. A lot of people giving to televangelists are people living on social security and the like.

surewhynotlem ,

It is completely ethical to remove the funding power from those who would cause others to suffer.

Just sayin, you have options.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, but you’re not really conning the higher-ups, you’re conning the grannies who are going to church and giving away their social security money. And they really don’t deserve to be conned even if it would be easy to con them.

surewhynotlem ,

They’re going to be conned. Might as well be by someone who can help them with that money.

stranger ,

Argumentum ad lgnorantiam

surewhynotlem ,

Argumentum ad pessimism, actually

Aremel ,

Can you explain what that means, and what the other guy said please?

surewhynotlem ,

He called me an idiot. I said no, I’m a pessimist

stranger ,

My intention wasn’t to call you an idiot (which me misusing that Latin phrase would make ME the idiot lol), it was to point out the “If I don’t do it someone else will” moral justification / fallacy that a lot of people, such as drug dealers for example, use to skirt the moral responsibility of their actions.

Thrashy ,
@Thrashy@lemmy.world avatar

I long ago came to the conclusion that a slice of the American Dream is still out there to be had, as long as you don’t mind cutting it out of a bunch of suckers and rubes. Alas, my petty sense of morality is stopping me from joining the ranks of the wealthy elite, but at least I can sleep at night knowing my lifestyle isn’t directly financed by the misery of people I made a conscious choice to hurt.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

That’s almost universally true at the multimillionaire and above level unless you inherited it all. You don’t get that rich without stepping on everyone you can to get there.

Elon Musk has ruined a ridiculous number of people on his way to the top and he continues to do it.

runswithjedi , in A conversation with my wife

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  • Zetta ,

    I’m sorry parents and doctors are legally allowed to mutilate an infants sex organs. It’s honestly fucking disgusting, and tragic that you are one of the many victims.

    In a couple decades circumcision will likely be looked back on as one of the many barbaric practices that was common in the past, and I can’t wait for that day.

    Holzkohlen ,

    In the US? The same country that just overturned Roe v Wade? Yeah, somehow I have my doubts they will rid themselves of the archaic genital mutilation. I would like to believe people in 2024 are also smart enough not to crop a dog’a ears or dock its tail or hell, breed the abominations like pugs and french bulldogs. But that is not the world we live in. The world we do live in is filled to the brim with idiots.

    peteypete420 ,

    I realize that having it done as a newborn I’ll never really know, but mutilated? As an adult iv seen and played with those flesh danglers. Listen we are all humans and beautiful, but fucking hell I’m happy with mine. They are like one of those weird deep sea critters you see on nat geo or sciencememes.

    True, if I ever have a baby I’ll make the argument to the mom we SHOULD give the kid the choice… but I know that as a poor adult I would never do it now. But am happy it’s been done.

    I hate to sound like a “Liberal” talking about Palestine, but this may be a somewhat nuanced situation.

    Senshi ,

    I’m curious, why are you “happy it’s been done”?

    I live in a country where we don’t perform this procedure out of tradition/religion, or at least not in the majority. I’m only aware of it being done for specific medical pathologies such as phimosis.

    Because I kind of agree with the sentiment that performing unwarranted surgeries on someone that is unable to voice his (non-)consent is an ethical problem. Even more so with excisions, which always are drastically and usually irrevocably diminishing the body.

    peteypete420 ,

    I’m glad because I like how it looks and feels. Also, while I understand they are the exception not the rule, I have read about some men’s experience with them (the father of the 7 yr old in this comment thread for example) that make them sound either unconvienent or sometimes unpleasant. Never read anything similar from someone who’s been cut.

    And this question isn’t poised at you, but do the people who rail against it think Jewish people should stop the practice as well?

    Senshi ,

    I’ll still use the opportunity to voice my opinion clearly on this: Yes, forced circumcision on infants is only a very small step above the also still common practice of female genetic mutilations at birth/infancy. It does not matter what reasons you claim, only medical necessity should matter. Society should protect its infants from any religion or tradition demanding body modifications of infants.

    Leave people’s bodies alone until they can decide on their own what to do when there is zero proven medical benefit to doing it before without their informed consent.

    The common “improved hygiene” argument is nonsensical. You know what improves hygiene? Washing, and teaching kids how to wash themselves.

    Otherwise you could cut off ears using the same logic. No ears, no need to wash behind the ears.

    Zetta ,

    The definition of mutilate is “inflict a violent and disfiguring injury on.”

    Circumcision being the forced removal of the most sensitive part of the males genitals, that literally disfigures it, I feel like saying it’s mutilation is just the correct use of the word.

    moon ,

    Disfigure means it’s left worse off. It’s literally more healthy and generally seen as more aesthetically pleasing. So no, that’s not the correct use of the word. That’s like saying cutting an umbilical cord is disfiguring lol.

    Zetta ,

    No it is not considered more healthy, and being more “aesthetically pleasing” may be the general consensus among religious nuts and other men who were multilated and have trouble dealing with that reality, but it is not based in fact when assessing the topic on a global scale.

    If you want to talk about healthy I hear that if you remove the penis entirely you can no longer get an STD. Maybe we should start doing that, since obviously it’s more healthy.

    An umbilical cord falls off naturally, it is not meant to stay with your body forever. Your foreskin however is the most sensitive part of your penis and is a permanent part of your body, so your comparison against an umbilical cord is unintelligent.

    moon ,

    You seem a little emotional so we can’t have an actual discussion, but I suggest you actually look at the studies that objectively prove it’s a health benefit. You won’t actually read them, but that’s what the current science determines. This is like when an anti vaxer gets too emotional when you show them actual objective evidence.

    Zetta ,

    ¯_(ツ)_/¯ sorry you were multilated bro, you have shown no evidence. Link a research paper if you want to prove a point

    realitista ,

    As someone who is circumcised and chose not to circumcise their son, I’m seeing that circumcision has a lot of benefits. My son’s foreskin has always been too tight and won’t still fully retract at 7 years old. We have to put cream on it every night. It needs a lot more thorough washing every day or else it gets discharge all over it. The care and maintenance on an uncircumcised penis is like 1000x that of a circumcised one. I never knew any difference, so I’m not sure what the downsides of having a circumcised one is.

    morhp ,

    Why would it need to retract at 7 years old? It really only needs to retract once you start to have sex.

    Stop messing with your son’s penis for god’s sake.

    realitista ,

    Pediatricians have timelines for these sort of things. And it can get infected under there.

    KillingTimeItself ,

    cleanliness?

    You ever eat the gunk under your fingernails? I’m guessing not.

    morhp ,

    I’m not eating from the tip of my penis.

    Phimosis is completely physiological/natural for younger boys and actually helps to protect the head of the penis against infections.

    Source

    If it needs washing, you can just spray water from the shower head into the opening.

    But it’s also kinda like the vagina for girls. It doesn’t really need washing or special treatment unless it’s infected.

    In any case, messing with the penis of your son and making them feel unhygienic or like their foreskin is a problem is likely much more damaging than a little bit of smegma.

    KillingTimeItself ,

    I’m not eating from the tip of my penis.

    yes, and you aren’t doing the same from the nail gunk you accumulate i assume? Then we’re on the same page.

    Literally just clean it like you do the rest of your body and you have no problems.

    ziggy ,

    That’s not normal. I have never had such problems. No special cleaning and cream needed. No smegma. Just pull it back and wash it like everything else. You should seek a doctor. It sounds like a medically induced circumcision would be a good idea.

    realitista ,

    We see doctors regularly and are trying to manage the problem without circumcision. You may have had problems when you were a kid too and just don’t remember it, it’s fairly common.

    KillingTimeItself ,

    i mean listen if it counts as female genital mutilation for females, it counts as genital mutilation for males. I see no reason it shouldn’t.

    wheeldawg ,

    You literally can’t, because you’ll be dead by then.

    itsnotits ,

    an infant’s* sex organs

    eager_eagle , in every comment section
    @eager_eagle@lemmy.world avatar

    you should use linux

    spujb OP ,

    👍

    Sanctus ,
    @Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar
    ObviouslyNotBanana ,
    @ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

    I use arch btw

    GoosLife ,

    You should use Linux

    joyjoy ,

    I use archbsd

    ObviouslyNotBanana ,
    @ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

    Based

    FlaccidJim ,

    I’ve been enjoying Pop OS myself

    ObviouslyNotBanana ,
    @ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

    Pop is nice! I’m waiting for cosmic!

    BudgetBandit ,

    OMG! Like, you should, like, totally become, like, vegan! 👁️🫦👁️

    ObviouslyNotBanana ,
    @ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

    I’m an arch vegan btw

    user224 ,
    @user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    OK, last question. Do you use ballpoint pens or fountain pens?

    ObviouslyNotBanana ,
    @ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

    Neither. Typewriter.

    SeekPie ,

    Blood of the Ub*ntu users

    Secret300 ,

    Should at least give it a try

    nul9o9 ,

    You really should.

    eager_eagle , in The Cox-Zucker Machine
    @eager_eagle@lemmy.world avatar
    Eyck_of_denesle ,

    English isn’t my first language. I don’t wanna spoil the joke but someone explain the joke here or in dms. What is a cox ring?

    zaph ,
    Tar_alcaran ,

    I’m fluent in English, and I have a PhD in chemistry, which involved a lot of complicated mathematics. I can tell you with total honesty that despite reading five wiki pages deep, I still don’t have a clue.

    ChairmanMeow ,
    @ChairmanMeow@programming.dev avatar

    “Cox ring” sounds like “cock ring”, which is a sex toy.

    Tar_alcaran ,

    Oh, THAT half of the joke.

    Sonicdemon86 ,

    It sounds like cock. A cock ring is a ring that a person would put on a penis for sexual simulation, the same as using a dildo.

    FlyingSquid , in Someone didn't think out the implications.
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    Slavery may have been abolished, but as politics proves, you can buy anyone in the United States.

    Revan343 ,

    Also, slavery wasn’t abolished

    veloxization ,
    @veloxization@yiffit.net avatar

    Ah, the “except” in Amendment XIII.

    can ,

    There you go saying prisoners are people again

    TheFriar ,

    Disgusting thinking. Can you imagine

    KISSmyOS ,

    Let’s quickly forget that and go back to joking about prison rape.

    amanneedsamaid ,

    …until 1942*

    Revan343 ,

    Slavery is still legal in the US now, they just need to be convicted of a crime first. Easy enough to find crimes to put people away for, and you can even selectively enforce laws against the people/race you don’t like

    MacNCheezus ,
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

    Okay but that still makes Taylor Swift owning Kanye illegal because she is a private person.

    superduperenigma , (edited )

    I’m sure she could put some of that $700M towards buying a private prison and then bribing the cops, the D.A., and the judge to get him sentenced there.

    can ,

    Hell, for a mentally unwell black man they’ll do it for free.

    Froyn , (edited )

    Horrible site, I know, but...
    https://www.restaurantdive.com/news/mcdonalds-kfc-burger-king-wendys-convict-leasing-suit-in-alabama/702375

    Or is that different because they're publicly traded companies?

    Cort ,

    Wait, so if Kanye gets convinced of a crime, T-swift could buy the private prison where he’s serving his sentence and then effectively own Kanye? Is a billion dollars enough to buy a prison? They can’t be that expensive, right?

    KISSmyOS ,

    She could totally own him in Fortnite

    MacNCheezus ,
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

    At least theoretically.

    IDK about you, but I can picture Kanye playing that from time to time and low key kicking ass far more than I can picture her doing it.

    Vespair ,

    Good thing the force behind enforcing laws and charging people as criminals is famously good-natured and held to the highest of accountability standards to prevent any possible corruption!

    Oh wait.

    brbposting ,

    Do you think Bloomberg could’ve won last time if he spent all his money?

    With a net worth of $55.9 billion, 2020 candidate Michael Bloomberg is more than 17 times richer than Trump

    FlyingSquid ,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    I doubt it. People didn’t like him much.

    BigWheelPowerBrakeSlider ,

    People don’t like Rick Scott but he spent enough of his money to get elected. And Bloomberg is 50 fold wealthier. And Bloomberg seems much more personable. So I don’t know.

    Captain_Patchy , in Blueberry milkshakes

    People who know know that the crabs survive and are released back into the wild after their “donation”

    Darken ,
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    ickplant OP ,
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    RickyRigatoni ,
    @RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml avatar

    Noble sacrifices for the glory of mankind.

    oshitwaddup ,
    Ddhuud ,

    Most of them, yes.

    Draedron ,

    So we only catch them, torture them as much as we want and then act like we do good because at some point we “release” them to torture them again in the future.

    abraxas ,

    Do you consider giving blood to be torture?

    Is the Red Cross a torture organization?

    And don’t bring up “consent”. Horseshoe Crabs are incapable of consenting or not-consenting to anything because they don’t have an advanced enough brain.

    StereoTrespasser ,

    they don’t have an advanced enough brain

    So that makes it okay to torture them.

    abraxas ,

    Is the Red Cross a torture organization? Torture might not mean what you think it means.

    But this is only about the life and death of patients. Nothing important or anything.

    Captain_Patchy ,

    And they literally and actually save hundreds of thousands of human AND animal lives by giving blood, which If you’ve never done it (Why Not?) Does not hurt a bit.

    lugal , in Nihilist would give him one star

    “The hotel was perfect but the weather was bad.” 3/5

    motor_spirit ,

    that’s the essence of many reviews unfortunately ha

    Transporter_Room_3 ,
    @Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

    Sometimes for gits and shiggles, I’ll check the one star reviews for things I know are going to trip inexperienced people up.

    Like… It’s basically the “substituted flour with powdered eggplant and milk with tobacco sauce, 1/10 tasted horrible but I followed the recipe exactly” meme

    Especially anything with DIY properties. “doesn’t work, connected to the battery and it immediately blew up” when it’s clear from the picture they hooked a 48v battery into a 12v speed controller. Or cut some wires they weren’t supposed to. Or reversed polarity of an important component. Or…

    And rather than admit they fucked it up, they give bad reviews.

    I particularly like when the listing is clearly for something that requires assembly, and bad reviews complain it came “in pieces”. READ, YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKERS

    And if you see a bunch of bad grammar, and inconsistent specs in a listing… Maybe don’t put too much faith in the $5 item that would cost $100 if you bought it from a licensed and certified source with quality assurance…

    hungryphrog ,

    What meme? I can’t find anything because it just keeps showing me eggplant recipes.

    Kusimulkku ,

    The meme is people replacing ingredients with others and complaining when it doesn’t work

    www.reddit.com/r/ididnthaveeggs/

    brbposting ,

    Why do they use [FedEx/UPS/USPS]?! [FedEx/UPS/USPS] can never find my house! [FedEx/UPS/USPS] is the WORST shipping service of all of them! Product is amazing though.

    -three separate one-star reviews

    lugal ,

    POV: 3 separate 1-star reviews are as good as one 3-star review

    dudinax ,

    It’s probably great, but UPS lost it. 1/5. Would be 0/5 if I could give 0.

    saltesc ,

    Just arrived today and looks great but haven’t had a chance to try it yet. 5/5

    circuitfarmer , in Choose wisely!
    @circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org avatar
    • Resell my free gravel for huge profits
    • Have a great street magic trick where I ask the spectator to empty a single container out of many with my back turned, but I can always pick out which one

    I’ll be Cris Angel, Gravel King

    BlemboTheThird ,

    Redmond and blutarch are gonna be SEETHING when I collapse the gravel industry

    funnystuff97 ,

    -Grey Mann

    XanXic , in Milk

    “that’s a lot of choices”

    Stfu and pick one. You sitting there having a casual conversation on your couch. Meanwhile the driver just standing there in the milk aisle staring at their phone for 5 minutes while you want to know all the options and hem and haw.

    Sneptaur OP ,
    @Sneptaur@pawb.social avatar

    It’s probably at a cafe or something

    Kolanaki ,
    @Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

    90% chance the entire conversation was made up for the meme.

    XanXic ,

    If the Dasher is standing in line at Starbucks waiting for an answer that makes it 10x worse lol

    Sneptaur OP ,
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    That is very likely what is happening

    scottywh ,

    Possibly does not equal very likely

    Sneptaur OP ,
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    Well considering most people don’t use DoorDash for groceries…

    scottywh ,

    Says who… I delivered for doordash for a while in a medium-ish sized US city and lots of people did exactly that.

    Sneptaur OP ,
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    You don’t see it as often as you see fast food because groceries were added later than restaurants. People think of it as “eating out with even less effort”

    scottywh ,

    Again, I’d ask “says who?”

    GCostanzaStepOnMe ,

    Having someone else stand in line for your fast food is so incredibly absurd I still can’t get my head around it

    Blackmist ,

    I remember when fast food was actually fast…

    Sneptaur OP ,
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    AnarchistArtificer ,

    Whilst this only applies to a minority of people who use these services, if you’re disabled, having someone else stand in line for you is a godsend.

    Blackmist ,

    Even the supermarket pickers don’t bother. They just grab whatever is a white liquid and at hand.

    There’s like a 20% chance you’re getting PVA glue.

    VicentAdultman ,

    Yeah. But, I always try to be polite and treat delivery workers politely as possible. People are so rude that even “good morning. How are you doing?” Is stuff that none ask them.

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