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sadly, no. Anticheat Systems are designed to be paranoid as fuck. So even some readout of the hardware used that WINE handles a tad differently than Windows might trip it.

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I posted your meme to a friend of mine and I'ld ike to relay his response to you:

ah quality memage

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But they don't want you to switch to "the new cool stuff". They want you to switch to "the ad serving platform"

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If Donald is immune, isn't Kamala immune if she orders the FBI to throw him in the brig if (please, don't fuck this up! VOTE!) she becomes president?

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We'd have to ask the Supreme Court if that's the case and the way those "super neutral judges" act... maybe we wait until after the election for that one.

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That's what happens around any toilet in a 2km radius when Taco Bell has a major sale.

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Woah there. The oldest pyramids we know of are about 5000 years old. That's halfway to 10k.

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standing on the shoulders of giants.

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Na, nothing. Did an update today. Nothing bad happened at al, Because why would it?

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It doesn't. It will require you to reboot for every god-damned line of code that has changed.

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Oh, you actually believed that story? Whoops. Sorry! It was actually me who ate your Cheetos and downed your Vodka.

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Many of the machines in question will have safe mode walled off for security reasons anyway.

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I really have a hard time deciding if that is the scandal the article makes it out to be (although there is some backpedaling going on). The crucial point is: 8% of the decisions turn out to be wrong or misjudged. The article seems to want us to think that the use of the algorithm is to blame. Yet, is it? Is there evidence that a human would have judged those cases differently?
Is there evidence that the algorithm does a worse job than humans? If not, then the article devolves onto blatant fear mongering and the message turns from "algorithm is to blame for deaths" into "algorithm unable to predict the future in 100% of cases", which of course it can't...

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But you are only allowed to report things that seem important to Americans in any community that might be visited by Americans. Come on, everybody knows that.

/S

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In a country that has neither got anything to do with Trump nor with the shooting... Someone needs to pamper a certain voter demographic, I'd say

Norgur ,
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I got a toddler at home. I'm very familiar with their product range :P

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First motorized entrenchment corps reporting for duty

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Yeah, the old internet was rotten to the core.

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Wait! You're telling me that there is supposed to be some cohesion to that word salad?!

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I love the smell of salmonella and the feeling of egg white clots on my skin

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I refuse to read anything after the headline to keep my blood below boiling point. Did I miss anything?

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Oh by Zeus,.may the gods have mercy for I have none.

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You still have Netflix?

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I'll tell you when you're old enough.

Norgur ,
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They've got no time to post because they're busy watching all the things they want without taking on another job to pay for another dozen or so subscriptions.

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Imagine being presented with an aircraft. You bloody well know what it does and you get permission to disassemble the whole thing to your heart's content. How big of a task do you think it'd still be to be able to work out how the winged metal tube works and why it does what it does when it does it?

Exactly.

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So, we take the magazine diet of the month approach yet again? Instead of learning healthy spending habits, we barge in with the extremest measures we can find, inevitably fail and try the next needlessly extreme thing, repeating the cycle until we have lost so much self esteem in the process that we tell ourselves that we just aren't made to save money?

Well then, this website over there told me that they have got shiny new shirts reduced from 1899,- to just 15 bucks, but only if I order 65 of them in the next.two minutes. Take my credit card! I'll start no spending year right after! Pinky promise!

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Thats the issue. Not only with poverty, but with overspending in general. Usually, money savin measures take time to become noticeable, since there is always some inertia in money flows (things that were already die when the saving measures were started, subscriptions, etc), so people who overspent will immediately see a drastic downfall of their living standards when they start saving, but still overshoot their budget for at least a few weeks usually, until all the overspending is paid off and the savings start to kick in. That's a really dangerous phase because people often struggle to understand if they are doing it right or not.

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Lesson is: be ready

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What the heck?! Dude, this meme is not about that.

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You added the "...and willing" part by yourself there.

I'm not sure if you actually know how "making out" works. Like... At all

Edit: Wait a goddamn minute! You keep virtue signaling here how sexist and sexual assaulty this meme is and posted this power fantasy trip of a response yourself?!

"Did you expect you were enough. Work for it!"

Get out of here!

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I like my jokes as I like two men walking into a bar: without any logical coherence whatsoever

Norgur ,
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glibc 2.36 is all you'll ever need, okay? Go away with those goddamn backports!

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The enemy of my enemy, eh?

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Back in the day, when I installed my very first Linux OS, I had a wireless stick from Netgear. Wireless Drivers back then were abysmal, so I had to compile them from source (literally 15 mins after seeing a TTY for the first time). After I had found out how build-dependencies and such worked somehow and ./configure completed successfully for the first time, the script ended with the epic line:

configure done. Now type 'make' and pray

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That's what happens when Fred smugly tried to pull the hood from the ghost who was supposed to be the gardener or some shit. The fucking hood turned out to be no hood, but a ghost emblazoned with the emblem of Zuul.

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ChatGPT in a nutshell

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Furthermore, Calvin is well aware that he's talking nonsense.

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If your baby has that many teeth at that age, there is something wrong

Besides: it's not their problem that you can't empathize with people who are feeling more love and joy than you could ever imagine.

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So because you don't understand which feelings this almost blind ugly little meatbag in that photo represents, there will be those who do and who will share the joy, making the world a little less depressing as fuck. Which is a benefit. But of course,. because you can't understand that, no one possibly can.

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I wholeheartedly agree, just for different reasons than presented here. Yet, especially as long as they look like moles, posting them isn't that bad.

I've never posted pictures of my child online. I don't even post them on private chats. Just via my immich instance to his grandmas and aunts.

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What misery are we talking about?

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Leaves me to wonder how abysmal the deleted memes were

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I now feel like giggling and throwing up at the same time. A rather confusing sensation.

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I've never seen the name of Poo Tin written this way

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Whenever someone deserved a dick pick it's the guy behind those texts.

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I don't. So... uhm... you're wrong I guess.

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