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Kolanaki

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I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username. I tend to edit everything I write like a million times within the span of a couple minutes after posting, so if you see one thing and suddenly it changes, that was just a first draft. 😅

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Nice pussy.

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I absolutely love milkshakes. I just wish they loved me more.

Is this what god feels like?

@showerthoughts

Kolanaki ,
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I’m so glad that the only thing my body is intolerant of is intolerance. I can have all the milkshakes and cheese I want, as long as they’re not fascist. 🤤

Kolanaki ,
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Everything bagels contain everything. Including fascism.

Kolanaki ,
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Crows talk nothing but shit.

All I ever hear 'em saying is “caca.”

Kolanaki ,
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I can do that without a PhD by just being intimidating enough. Or a lab coat and the right attitude.

Kolanaki ,
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I sat on a stinging nettle while in shorts once without realizing it was there until I sat on it. Would not recommend.

Kolanaki ,
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But which came first:

The chicken or the chicken’s egg? Did the first chicken come from a chicken egg? Or did it come from a snake egg?

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This post brought to you by Microsoft Copilot

Why don't more filtering systems enable sorting by least viewed/visited, including for older pages/material?

Sometimes what I’m interested in may be more specific or niche, but a lot of search engines and filtering systems don’t seem to provide a way to drill down to those results. What may be some reasons behind that?...

Kolanaki ,
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Sorting by the least viewed/visited sites wouldn’t necessarily help in finding anything relevant to your search, and would just be topped out with placeholders, ad spam and generative garbage that isn’t useful to anyone, which would explain why they aren’t visited more in the first place.

If your search engine of choice still works properly, you can find more specifics or niche things by putting very specific phrases in quotations.

“People on horseback”

would give more specific results than just:

People on horseback

You can narrow it down with other modifiers like + for and and - to filter out results that have the following keyword.

“People on horseback” +fields -flowers

There usually is a page somewhere within the search engine that explains all the modifiers you can use. There are a lot more than what I’ve given here.

I need to wake up early (lemmy.world)

All the vibrating alarm clocks I could find do not sync with your phone, and have to be set manually. I thought about getting an Arduino, but then I will have to build the whole thing by myself. The only logical conclusion I could come up with is to get a programable vibrator. But most of them are either very expensive of look...

Kolanaki ,
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I’ve seen vibrating dildos that look like carrots or cucumbers. They don’t look like vibrators and if you’re not into butt play, they certainly would wake you up in the morning.

Kolanaki ,
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Dog.

Kolanaki ,
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Afaik, the only other options besides what you listed for beverages anywhere is milk, coffee and tea. And depending where you get them, the coffee and tea may as well just be sugar (or aspartame) too.

Kolanaki ,
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Juice is still pretty sugary, even fresh squeezed. They naturally have sugars in them which is why they are sweet. While a lot of premade juice also includes added sugars. There was a study posted somewhere on Lemmy not too long ago that showed most American’s sugar intake came from fruit juices and not sodas as previously thought.

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The games industry already uses people with psychology degrees to come up with ways of tricking your brain into wanting more or other ways of manipulation to coax you into certain paths in the game; how can they not see the value of more research on games that may lead to more bullshit like that? 🤷🏻‍♂️

Kolanaki ,
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This just makes me think of all the times my mom accused me of being high years before I ever touched any drugs every time I would ask for something to eat because I was hungry.

Kolanaki ,
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You underestimate how fast I can read.

Kolanaki ,
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“I can make all your problems disappear, Jeff!” - David

Kolanaki ,
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“What kind of bug is this?”

“The kind with 6 legs.”

Kolanaki ,
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“X, which is known as Twitter to everyone but Elon Musk…” - Chad the Bird

Kolanaki ,
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Egosoft literally has a series of space sims just titled “X.” They get first dibs.

Kolanaki ,
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AOL itself is a ripoff of CompuServe. Which they then also bought.

Kolanaki ,
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When did DA ever allow porn?

Kolanaki ,
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Afaik, it hasn’t and I have been using it since around junior high or high school. It might have allowed it when it was brand new; I don’t know how old it was when I first stumbled upon it.

Kolanaki ,
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Are there any extensions that fix Google on the mobile version of FireFox? It doesn’t have all the same extensions available on PC, where I do have one that fixes Google.

The “web” category thing the article talks about is not an actual fix.

Kolanaki ,
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Fun fact: 1 horse can produce up to 15 horse power.

Kolanaki ,
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Purple Packer

Kolanaki ,
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In SpongeBob’s case, it was super influenced by Ween, specifically the album The Mollusk. So just ask Dean and Gene what drugs they were on at the time.

Kolanaki ,
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Basically as soon as I found out about it. I really got into it when I later discovered emulation. Never felt bad about it; I was pretty much only looking for games I literally could not buy because they could only be had via retailers, and they didn’t always carry every title.

Kolanaki ,
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At what point is power generated? 🤔

Kolanaki ,
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Title is confusing… Did you get the game running for 6 hours or did it take you 6 hours to get it running? 🤔

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtfU9AsUmc4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtfU9AsUmc4

A product you were just talking about pops up in an online ad. How? Advertising algorithms are so good that they may know what you want even before you do. C...

Kolanaki ,
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My phone’s lock screen automatically tells me the name of music being played near it that it has to be hearing through the mic.

Google's call-scanning AI could dial up censorship by default, privacy experts warn (techcrunch.com)

A feature Google demoed at its I/O confab yesterday, using its generative AI technology to scan voice calls in real time for conversational patterns associated with financial scams, has sent a collective shiver down the spines of privacy and security experts who are warning the feature represents the thin end of the wedge. They...

Kolanaki ,
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If it starts being mandatory and not an optional feature you can turn on or off at will, I’ll worry.

Kolanaki ,
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people should be able to dress however the fuck they want.

I don’t wanna wear pants.

Kolanaki ,
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Hell yeah. Gimme a job looking at uncensored hentai 😎

Kolanaki ,
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Cloacas mean you can have vaginal and anal at the same time with just 1 dick.

Kolanaki ,
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I want a wrecking ball since that would be more fun and destructive, but ok.

Kolanaki ,
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I think they actually do know what they are doing, and therefore, their hypothesis is incorrect

“Of course I know what I’m doing! I just don’t know what effect it’s going to have when I do it.”

Kolanaki ,
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Probably because morality is subjective and spirituality is a feeling?

Kolanaki ,
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Wait… Y’all aren’t paying the Gay Dues?

Kolanaki ,
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“180, you Sicilian schmuck! If I did a 360 I would turn all the way around and be right back where I started!”

Kolanaki ,
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Healing trans people by giving them what they need to feel normal in their own body, right?

Kolanaki ,
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KB! I meant KB! lol

They’ve been gone hella long I just conflated the two.

Kolanaki ,
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I’m thinking more about the spicy bite than the flavor.

Kolanaki ,
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added to my workspace, warehouse, or factory

You don’t know?!

Kolanaki ,
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I’m sure he reads the onomatopoeias in his comic books. He clearly knows words like “POW!” “Wham!” and “Biff!”

Kolanaki ,
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When it’s being compared to Hershey and Nestlé bars? Yeah.

Kolanaki ,
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The bottom speaker on my phone is Right and the top speaker is Left. I definitively know which rotation direction is the correct one now.

Neat!

Kolanaki ,
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I definitely would like more 3 wolf moon shirts to show on the outside what’s going on inside.

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