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Kolanaki

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I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username. I tend to edit everything I write like a million times within the span of a couple minutes after posting, so if you see one thing and suddenly it changes, that was just a first draft. 😅

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They think it’s gonna be fired from a giant gun.

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Everyone knows you have to start with 2 or 3 guys working out of a garage to make great games.

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I noticed this last night! Listening to something with a lot of “fucks” in the chorus, the lyrics page still had them in there and the song itself had the explicit marker but every instance of “fuck” was blanked over. It wasn’t censored the last time I heard the song on the service and it’s the only version I have liked (which is what playlist I was listening to it from).

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Pluto isn’t a planet but Phobos is still a moon. Seems unfair.

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I mean, they had announced a Skyrim Anniversary Edition style update to FO4 a while ago (before Starfield released) but it was so long ago I can understand why someone might forget they had said anything about it until the recent news with details.

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It can also refer to the fact they have continued to use the same ancient and busted-ass engine all the way from 2002 to 2024.

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Sir, I take offense to that. I’m way dumber than a box of rocks. 😤

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“Oh sweet. Shelving units are only a dollar!”

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I would imagine whatever the Steam Deck uses. You can install it on a desktop, and is literally intended for gaming. IDK if they are still referring to it as SteamOS or if it’s entirely different from that old shit.

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I don’t like to toot my own horn but… “Toot toot!”

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Switch games not also on PS5

Pretty much first-party Nintendo games and a handful of independent games. I had the same desires as you, so all I really had and played and liked was:

  • Animal Crossing
  • Tears of the Kingdom (Breath of the Wild was good but TOTK is basically the same game but 1000x better and after playing it I have no desire to go back to BOTW)
  • Super Mario Odyssey
  • Clubhouse Games

And if I had known it existed while I still had the thing, I would have gotten Switch Sports.

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So it crossed my mind looking at this meme that maybe the tradition of the wake with all the food and stuff came from a person who lived alone dying and maybe they had a pantry full of food nobody wanted to go to waste, so you just have a party where the dead person’s food gets eaten.

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What do you mean none of it is carbonated? Ain’t you ever heard of soda springs?

'Run, run, run': Chaos at a Sydney mall as 6 people stabbed to death, and the suspect fatally shot (apnews.com)

A man stabbed six people to death at a busy Sydney shopping center Saturday before he was fatally shot, police said, with hundreds fleeing the chaotic scene, many weeping as they carried their children. Eight people, including a 9-month-old, were injured....

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It’s specifically citing modified handguns, which are not designed for automatic fire in the first place. An automatic rifle, with a stock and grip, is way more controllable than a fucking handgun doing something it wasn’t designed to do without also adding stocks and grips.

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If libraries were actually drug-infested sex dens, I would hang out in the library more than on Lemmy.

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Have you checked under the mattress for any errant peas?

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Do you have a flag? No flag, no meme! Those are the rules that I just made up.

Could We Build a Decentralised Social Platform Rooted in Place? (carlnewton.github.io)

Over the past year or so I’ve been playing with the idea of a decentralised social platform based on your location. By putting physical location at the centre of the experience, such a platform could be used to bring communities together and provide a source of local information when travelling. Please let me know what you...

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If there were more like-minded people around my local area IRL, I wouldn’t be on the internet looking for like-minded people; I’d be at a bar.

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What is this bill attempting to protect? I fail to see what good could come from it.

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Man, when I play Scrabble the rules are basically just “no names.” You can even play made up words as long as nobody challenges you before they take their turn. If you are challenged, you have to provide the source and we don’t care if it’s Webster, Miriam or Urban. I can’t even think of a single board game where my family ever followed the rules 100% as written in what came in the box.

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If I’m sitting next to the emergency exit in the event of an emergency, I guarantee the door will be opened for everyone escaping the plane after me.

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Italian ghosts don’t fuck around. 😟

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I’ve seen too much bullshit in this world. Gimme the moonshine that makes you blind.

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It’s tastier ethanol. The M comes from the fact when you drink it you say “mmm that’s good!”

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I avoid having kids by simply being completely unappealing to women. 😤

Kolanaki ,
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Save money buying just 1 AAAA battery and cutting it in half for two AA batteries.

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I should say it was years ago I first saw this picture. I haven’t disassembled 50 batteries in the last 2 minutes

How many batteries can you disassemble in 2 minutes? I’m starting the timer… NOW! Go!

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“Quit cuttin’ 'em down, or I’ll bite off your knees!”

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I wanna be railed in a sundress… 🥺

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Donald would probably try to fight a windmill thinking it was a giant.

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If someone told me they were a “food engineer” I’d just assume they bought into the stupid name corporate calls the people who flip burgers at McDonald’s because it sounds fancier.

“I’m not a janitor. I’m a master of the custodial arts, dick!”

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Mushrooms are near impossible to burn. All you’re doing is giving them a flavorful sauna.

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SCP Prison Architect DLC? I haven’t played Rimworld in a while, but that’s gonna make me come back.

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“How was it working with Lassie?”

“If by ‘worked with’ you mean ‘banged up the ass’ then it was alright.”

“Whoa. You can say that? Huh. Well I, too, once banged a dog up the a-”

“How was I supposed to know we’d be fined?!”

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“Eat verification bullet to continue”

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Into the sun,

I probably would,

Cuz that sounds fun

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Surely it reacts when exploded. That reaction being fragmenting into smaller pieces and flying at high speeds in the direction said explosion pushes them.

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It’s bullshit that “colonel” is pronounced with an R sound, but “kernel” isn’t pronounced with an “olo” sound.

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