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zoostation , in Redditor when women

The guy being more upvoted is the most Reddit thing

0x0 ,

Homie, that “guy” is also a woman

dlpkl ,

On dog, everyone internet. No one know human

jaybone ,

Arf arf, arf arf arf arf. Arf arf homie.

MBM ,

I mean, duh. Everyone on the internet is just women pretending to be men.

Slovene ,

“… 🤔 … Are there any women here today?”

TrippaSnippa ,

There are no men on the internet

0xD ,

Nice Username!

zoostation ,

There are no women on the internet.

knobbysideup , in You didn't bought it you rented it!

Other than the recent nonsense, this is why I cancelled Netflix and went back to pirating. Content leaves unexpectedly? Not on my Nas.

ghostermonster ,

Why I went to DVDs. There is libre software to rip them and depending on country it’s legal, so basically you get a DRM-free legal copy with ability to archive or lend to a friend.

bob_wiley ,
@bob_wiley@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve been looking at going back to physical media as well. I’ve about had it with this nonsense.

rh4c6f ,

I’ve been buying preowned DVDs off ebay every few weeks or so for the last year. I don’t even bother looking to see if they are available to stream anymore.

GladiusB ,
@GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

Probably cheaper too

buckykat ,

But then it’s in DVD quality. Why not just pirate a full quality version?

Deftdrummer ,

This. My only media expense monthly is my VPN at $10. Everything is pirated.

Even that though - I just download only my favorites for the collection. Everything else is available on stand alone websites these days (multiple) so if you’re paying for a streaming service or really even using bittorrent then you’re living in the past as far as movies go.

can ,

What should I be using instead of (q)bittorrent?

Lev_Astov ,
@Lev_Astov@lemmy.world avatar

fmhy.net will tell you.

hunt4peas ,

QBitTorrent is fine. BitTorrent and its children are not.

can ,

I don’t think I we’ve used any of those actually.

errer ,

Blurays exist and they’re pretty cheap from thrift stores (often just $3)

buckykat ,

Piracy is free though

mwguy ,

Ya but Blu-ray is a PITA to rip sometimes.

ghostermonster ,

It’s really good quality. In my opinion low resolution only matters in static images or when video is paused, I’ll take high bitrate and superior sound every day instead of today’s streaming.

Sure you can just download, super convinient and gives best results. But sometimes it’s good to do things the way that can scale in society or just actually own something you like :).

floofloof ,

DVD isn’t very good quality. I don’t really care and I have a tiny TV, and DVDs still don’t look very good on it.

ghostermonster ,

I have 4k TV and 5.1 studio speakers and noone in my house can see the difference from modern streaming besides a little grain on still images. Always buy newer, at least two-layered disks, they are much better.

Of course that’s nothing compared to 4K/DTS/DA/HDR Blu-Ray rip, but it’s not that the movie is not watchable. DVD is the basic experience, 2010s cinema like, where Blu-Ray is just a crispy fresh layer added.

DM_ME_SQUIRRELS ,

The video quality is shit and it’s extremely obvious in my opinion. Even the sound is inferior to a good torrent with Dolby TrueHD/DTS HD sound.

ghostermonster ,

Comparing to max quality >10-30GB torrent is not fair. You need to compare it to other DRM-free legal options, oh, there’s none. Side to side with Blu-Ray, really bad. But Blu-Ray is many times more expensive and less freedom friendly. Side to side with Netlix-like streaming, assuming you don’t use some high-end service, DVD is just better in real watching and not pausing and glaring at pixels.

DM_ME_SQUIRRELS ,

Why isn’t it fair? No reason you can’t just torrent a 10GB Blu-Ray rip of the movie. It’s free, easy and probably takes less time than going out and buying a DVD.

I would say that side-to-side the quality of Netflix-like streaming is A LOT better, at least when it comes to video. Audio is probably comparable since both DVD’s and streaming services usually use Dolby Digital or Dolby Digital Plus.

ALostInquirer ,

What software would that happen to be, supposing it’s not MakeMKV?

BlueSquid0741 ,

I’m pretty sure handbrake can rip as well as re-encode.

ghostermonster ,

Plain VLC can do it. You may need to at least install libdvdcss and libdvdread packages, they are 100% open source and easy to obtain, but you need to read the guide for specific OS because some system distribution repositories does not ship them by default for legal reasons in a few countries.

ALostInquirer ,

Thanks! I’ve read that VLC can do it before, but I’ll look into giving it another shot sometime. The guides I found weren’t exactly the best, but with the mentioned packages I should be able to better narrow the searches to better guides, I think.

LiveLM ,

Except when I accidentally rm -rf the media folder but shhhhhhhh

SendMePhotos ,

Old school pirating or new school? Last time I remember pirates was like… Napster, Limewire, Kazaa… Then went to TPB before it got raided like 8 times… What’s the current? Is it still torrenting with proxies?

Tavarin ,
@Tavarin@lemmy.ca avatar

Torrents are still around, lots of sites out there for them.

overzeetop ,
@overzeetop@lemmy.world avatar

Oh, the high seas are very, very busy these days. Still a bit difficult for the non technical user, but there is buried treasure out there.

KairuByte ,
@KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Non technical users can just use Stremio and a debrid service. Couldn’t be simpler.

PM_ME_YOUR_ZOD_RUNES ,

I’ve been pirating since Napster and you’re right, it’s changed a lot. These days, I usually just stream from third party sites. Takes less room on your PC and is faster than downloading a torrent. Dopebox is where it’s at for most stuff. 9anime if you like anime, it’s better than the paid alternatives like Crunchy roll or Funamation.

If you want to stick to torrents I’ve found 1337x to be the best since TPB died.

You999 ,

New skool is to use automation tools to grab and manage your media. You can still use torrenting but IMO using usenet is more reliable and doesn’t flag your ISP. I highly recommend anyone pirating to use 'arrs wiki.servarr.com

evulhotdog ,

Yes but with usenet you need to pay a monthly fee for a provider (generally) and a then the same for an index to find the content.

Also the selection is a lot smaller. IMHO a better solution is using realdebrid if you’re okay with paying already.

You999 ,

Yeah I can’t argue with the usenet fees but all three of my index sites I’ve had no issues with their free version so long as you do go wild and download ten terabytes in a night. I’ve actually had better luck with the selection compared to torrenting, pretty much is there in all of the popular resolutions. The only thing I have finding is some of the obscure adult swim shows but I can’t find them on my private trackers either.

Cyyris ,

I just got my automated pirating machine set up!

Here’s the wiki for the *arr apps!

  • Radarr for movies
  • Sonarr for TV shows
  • Prowlarr for index management
  • Optional Doplarr Discord Bot for requests

Set up your profiles for Radarr/Sonarr to pick the quality of release you want (1080p, min/max file size, etc)

Feed Radarr/Sonarr your qbittorrent info, nzbget & Usenet info

They will automatically search the indexes (I use 1337x for torrents & nzbgeek for Usenet) for the files that fit your parameters, download it, and organize it.

All you have to do is point Plex at the output folders and BAM, automated pirating.

I even took it a step further and set up Doplarr - a Discord bot that handles requests. Now friends/family can ping the bot with their movie/show requests and it’ll sync up to Radarr/Sonarr and add their requests!

starman2112 ,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

Word on the street is that reddit’s arr slash piracy has a pretty good guide to it in their wiki, including lists of generally trustworthy torrent sources. I of course don’t torrent, because I’m terrified of legal consequences–I just browse shady but technically legal websites to stream my anime

peanut_boy ,

Content leaving isn’t a problem. If they give up some things they have more money to get the rights to other content, and usually by the time it leaves I’ve either watched it or don’t want to. If it’s one of the rare things I want to watch several times, I can just buy it. But cracking down on password sharing is ridiculous. They’ve been functioning fine with people sharing passwords. I bet the current pricing accounts for password sharing. But now people in college can’t be on the family netflix? Pure greed.

Snowcano ,

Content leaving is totally a problem. I’ve lost track of the number of times my spouse and I say, “Oh hey, what about we finally watch xyz that’s been in our queue for ages? Yeah that seems like a good one for Friday pizza night! …oh, it’s vanished from our queue, hooray.”

It’s not my full time job to keep tabs on what’s coming and going from the damn entertainment service that I hope to use in my ever dwindling reserves of free time. Especially when there’s alternative means available that are not too difficult to use.

basxto ,
@basxto@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

This is incredibly annoying for series. Crunchyroll dropped Bleach, a series with over 350 episodes, when I was at episode ~100. A few years ago I started to manually keep track of the episodes I watched, since you lose your progress when they drop it (true for crunchyroll, prime and netflix)

oatscoop ,

I’ve taken to de-DRMing any e-books I bought from Amazon for that reason.

Also, the “You can only view this book on 3 devices” – yeah … fuck off.

Calibre + DeDRM plugin + KFX plugin. Perfectly legal too, as long as you aren’t distributing them.

ALostInquirer ,

Btw, did you know of Weightless Books and Smashwords?

They may not have as many ebooks as Amazon, but they do offer DRM free ebooks, and may be worth keeping in mind to check before going straight to Amazon.

oatscoop ,

Thanks. I had a collection from several years ago of Amazon books, though these days it’s my absolute last choice for anything.

ChrisMcMillan ,

This is the way.

Jay , in lol

I know this has been said many times, but the fact that this clown was actually President of the USA makes me doubt the sanity of humanity.

Endorkend ,
@Endorkend@kbin.social avatar

Was and might actually be again.

Alteon ,

No, there’s no way it’ll ever happen. If he’s even on the ballot, liberals will come out of the woodworks to vote for Biden. It also doesn’t help that RFKJr is stealing a sizable amount of votes from the Republican party as well.

schmidtster ,

That’s what the world told itself last time….

Anomalous_Llama ,

I take nothing for granted with this clown. The fact that he’s still a free man in the first place makes me weary of his impact on the future.

I hope he loses. Or better gets hit by a car before election time. But if he makes it to the ballot and his name is on the paper in November. He’s a threat.

Risk ,

Weary = tired

Wary = cautious

(Sorry.)

schmidtster ,

Both are apt here I think.

CraigeryTheKid ,

sudo apt update

sudo apt install functional-government

… Sorry I’ve been learning Linux this past week

thanevim ,

Package not found: functional-government

Did you mean: anarchy from people-are-tired (universe)

LemmysMum ,

Dependency not found: democracy.cfg

TheEntity ,

Careful with this dependency resolution. I predict lots of conflicts.

Swim ,

agreed.

Swim , (edited )

leery adjective ˈlir-ē variants or less commonly leary Synonyms of leery : SUSPICIOUS, WARY —often used with of leery of strangers She seemed a little leery of the proposal.

wikidiff.com/wary/leery

Steeve , (edited )

No it isn’t, tons of people predicted it when the democratic party pushed for Hilary Clinton when democrat voters wanted Bernie Sanders.

Edit: No, this isn’t some propaganda conspiracy people, this actually happened. Lawsuits confirmed it, but they were subsequently thrown out because the DNC’s charter of impartiality was determined to be a political promise, not something enforceable by court. But even before the email leak, anyone who was following the DNC primary knew what was happening long before the email leak, they didn’t try to hide it.

schmidtster , (edited )

And that’s how propaganda works folks.

Edit

The propaganda is it being leaked, who said conspiracy…?

Also, that very likely wouldn’t have made a difference in the end result, without that discourse they would have found another avenue.

I’m sorry the propaganda worked so well on you, you now even defending it!

Steeve , (edited )

You’re going to have to be more specific there

Edit: lmao am I crazy here, what does any of this have to do with propaganda? Or did I just go against Lemmy’s doomer circlejerk again

schmidtster ,

For one thing, telling yourself something doesn’t mean you don’t understand that it can and may still happen.

The best part of propaganda is when you don’t even understand that’s what it is.

Steeve ,

What does this have to do with my comment? You’re the one that said the “world told itself” something. I’m saying it didn’t.

schmidtster ,

The world told itself even though they knew the USA was stupid enough to do it anyways.

Your entire comment could have been a campaign by the opposition to sow discontent to do exactly what you claim it did. We will never know for sure, but it sure as hell has propaganda written all over it.

Steeve ,

No, that actually happened. We all watched it happen in realtime, emails were leaked confirming it, but by that time we all already knew what was happening.

This isn’t some crazy conspiracy by the way, lawsuits confirmed there was a clear DNC bias, but they were dismissed because the DNC argued it was their right to choose a candidate and the impartiality in their charter was determined to be a political promise, not something enforceable in court.

schmidtster ,

Leaked by the Russians which are backed by republicans… yeah reaks of propaganda lmfao.

Propaganda comes in many forms, as I said, the best kind is the kind you don’t even understand is happening.

Thanks for making my point so well!

Steeve ,

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. The emails came at a shit time for the DNC for sure, maybe the Republicans were involved, maybe they weren’t, but that’s irrelevant because this actually happened. This isn’t a conspiracy theory, it isn’t propaganda, this is a bed the DNC made for themselves.

Imo it wouldn’t have made a difference, everyone watching knew what was happening before the email leak, but obviously we’ll never know for sure.

schmidtster , (edited )

The propaganda is it being leaked, who said conspiracy…?

Also, that very likely wouldn’t have made a difference in the end result, without that discourse they would have found another avenue.

I’m sorry the propaganda worked so well on you, you now even defending it!

Edit, what do you think propaganda is? Do you think it has be exclusively made up or something?

Ageroth ,

Can you describe what you think the leak of those emails being was trying to achieve, from a propaganda perspective?

schmidtster ,

The information in it was used by republicans to show how the DNC can’t choose its own leader, so why should they be trusted to run the government.

It’s not what I think, it’s the tactic they actually used.

Steeve ,

That edit is absolutely embarrassing. Is your team winning really more important than democracy? It’s “propaganda” when real emails proving bias are leaked because it was your preferred political party? Come on.

schmidtster , (edited )

Team…? What are you on?

Yes leaking private e-mail exchanges to gain political advantage is textbook propaganda, what else would it be…?

My apologies that you assumed “conspiracy” in my comments that was just talking about the factual leak, that the republicans used to their advantage. Without that propaganda they would have found or made more. This really isn’t a difficult concept, once you stop assuming “conspiracy”… since that was not even once mentioned until you did……

JoShmoe ,

Uncle Bernie to the rescue!

Steeve ,

Some mod want to explain why my comments were removed for “misinformation” for sharing the DNC email leak showing bias against Bernie Sanders?

…wikipedia.org/…/2016_Democratic_National_Committ…

YoBuckStopsHere ,
@YoBuckStopsHere@lemmy.world avatar

TOS violation for spreading misinformation on elections.

Steeve ,

Would you like to explain exactly which aspect of my comment that stated, with evidence, that this event actually happened is misinformation? An event that absolutely happened and there’s not even anyone denying it happened including the DNC themselves?

VubDapple ,

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” Also, “Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”. Carlin of course.

vormadikter ,

I was curious, so i googled. I could find a mention that this quote could never be positively connected to Carlin even though (speciallu on facebook) people shared this quote. It most.likely is a wrong one.

correctiv.org/…/keine-belege-fuer-angebliches-geo…

cre0 ,

Lol just go watch “life is worth losing”

Google doesn’t work if you’re an idiot.

VaultBoyNewVegas ,

Yet Haley and De Santis could make it close against Biden in swing states according to a NYT/Siena poll. Never underestimate human beings potential for stupidity and or shooting itself in the foot.

Railing5132 ,

A poll out today shows 307 electoral votes for Trump.

Alteon ,

Who was the poll through though?

Lophostemon ,

Plus the various psychological warfare / trolling campaigns by Russia and China.

IchNichtenLichten , (edited )
@IchNichtenLichten@lemmy.world avatar

I hope so. If Trump is attracting former Biden voters in enough numbers for him to win, I want off this ridiculous rock.

Endorkend ,
@Endorkend@kbin.social avatar

Yeah, I remember the last time there was no chance in hell he'd be elected.

I won't hold my breath.

dan1101 ,

They ran Hilary Clinton against him, that was a lot of the problem. Just as unlikable and abrasive.

Steve ,

Stop

fhek ,

Sanity of Americans*

Jay ,

Nah, when I see what’s going on here in Europe… These may not be such obvious jokes, but this stupid and dangerous right-wing propaganda, which seems to be gaining momentum everywhere, is frightening.

krashmo ,

It only works because more liberal politicians aren’t helping people anymore. Embracing authoritarians is an incorrect response to the correct assessment that the West in general is backsliding. We are collectively putting the interests of the wealthy above the interest of our citizens. Some countries are just further down the path than others.

EatYouWell ,

[I’m not advocating large scale violence]

The worst part is I don’t see any way for it to reasonably stop outside of large scale violence.

And, the side who would need to revolt are the less likely side to resort to those methods, so I see things getting much worse before they get better.

krashmo ,

Agreed. While it’s currently bad for a lot of people in a lot of places I think it’s going to have to be more widespread before we hit the breaking point.

Gradually_Adjusting ,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

The popular vote tells a better story than the electoral map, but yeah, the ones that can leave easily, should. I did.

EatYouWell ,

The rest of the world is trending towards American insanity, though.

The UN should have walled us off after he was elected.

EatYouWell ,

The fact that over 74 million people voted for a literal monster in 2020 is what made me doubt it.

Also, the fact that there are women and non-whites who vote republican.

HoustonHenry ,

Fox told 'em to

Sotuanduso ,

Some people have different priorities or ways of thinking, and this can cause them to conclude that the Republican candidate is the best option sometimes, without being malicious.

I don’t vote Republican, for the record, but such people are out there. Otherwise it wouldn’t be such a major party (unless you think nearly half the US is malicious.)

deadbeef79000 ,

Hey, don’t lump the rest of us in with the USA.

pomodoro_longbreak ,
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

It was a huge shock to us all, all around the world, watching him go from attempting to run for president of the U.S., to actually attaining it. The best thing I can say for it, is that it shows that Americans have a genuine hunger for change. If it could just be directed in a productive way…

treadful ,
@treadful@lemmy.zip avatar

That’s a very positive way of putting it. I appreciate it.

Karyoplasma ,

As a non-American, I concede that reading his Twitter meltdowns and hearing is asinine takes was extremely funny for the first 3 weeks. Then it just got sad.

yukichigai , in true story
@yukichigai@kbin.social avatar

"Problematic usage". IT WAS USED FOR SNORTING COKE. DRUGS. DRUG USE. This isn't Facebook, you don't have to come up with cutesy euphamisms and self-censor yourself.

thorbot ,

Drugs are bad, mkay?

yukichigai ,
@yukichigai@kbin.social avatar

Drugs are neat, and you can buy them relatively cheap. And when you do 'em people think that you're cool.

eatisaiy ,

Is this a reference to a certain cover of a song

can ,

It’s a reference to South Park.

eager_eagle ,
@eager_eagle@lemmy.world avatar

snow

MyFairJulia ,
@MyFairJulia@lemmy.world avatar

May i ask how exactly it aided in snorting coke?

yukichigai ,
@yukichigai@kbin.social avatar

Perfect for scooping a small amount out of a baggie, and the shape of the spoon made it easier to place it against a nostril and sniff.

MyFairJulia ,
@MyFairJulia@lemmy.world avatar

Oh i see. I do wonder how actively involved the McCEOs were in the development 😄

yukichigai ,
@yukichigai@kbin.social avatar

A surprising number of corporate decisions of that era were made with the "Cocaine and Dartboards" decision making philosophy.

Chefdano3 ,
@Chefdano3@lemm.ee avatar

And somehow that method is preferable to the “how can we forcibly squeeze as much money out of the consumer as possible” method we have now.

yukichigai ,
@yukichigai@kbin.social avatar

Well yeah, at least it had the chance of being fun.

ArchmageAzor ,
@ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world avatar

Maybe it’s hollow?

yiliu ,

Leaving it ambiguous activated the reader’s imagination and elevated a TIL into a shitpost.

rynzcycle ,

Oh My! clutches pearls Fetch my fainting couch!

pomodoro_longbreak ,
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

Oh that’s infinitely less disturbing than the images my mind conjured up

Chadus_Maximus ,

Whenever I go into a store and there’s nothing to buy, I feel bad walking out empty-handed. In those cases I tend to buy a wire coat hanger, to make sure the employees don’t think I’m up to something sketchy.

moosetwin ,

Yeah that’s the type of usage I was thinking of too.

jayrodtheoldbod ,

“oh thank fuck I thought they were stickin it in their peeholes, it’s just coke tho”

moosetwin ,

…worse

CaptPretentious ,

Glad there was an answer. Because I was thinking like ‘did they break easy?’, ‘were people somehow fucking up stirring?’, ‘was the coffee so hot these melted?’… Drugs… Makes way more sense

gtaman ,

I thought it was mcdildo. Well, i guess its just coca cola

Tyr_Raidho_Othala ,
@Tyr_Raidho_Othala@reddthat.com avatar

Oh fucking shit, you are certainly not rated PEGI 6

Decoy321 , in Non-native english speaker here. Need help with my work emails

Just as the phrase is “for God’s sake,” the proper grammar is “for fuck’s sake.” It’s possessive. The fuck is the subject here, it’s for their sake. For the sake of the fuck.

MxM111 ,

Should then Fuck’s be capitalized? It’s his sake!

Kase ,

When in doubt, just capitalize the entire phrase. Allow me to demonstrate: FOR FUCK’S SAKE

Kyle_The_G ,

For the sake of fuck!

BananaOnionJuice ,
@BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Dear Sir/Madam/Gamer

For the sake of fuck!

Yours faithfully

/BOJ

h_ramus ,

Correct. The sake brewed by the fuck is the best sake. Fuck’s sake is the best sake (Japanese rice wine for the uninitiated).

themeatbridge ,

Technically, the Japanese word “sake” can refer to pretty much any alcohol, although its use in English refers exclusively to the alcohol called nihonshu in Japan.

Also, while you’re correct that it is also colloquially referred to as “Japanese rice wine,” the drink is actually brewed in a manner closer to beer than wine.

Lastly, while Fuck’s sake is great, I’m sure, the best is Bink’s sake. Yohohoho

FrigidAphelion ,

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  • PersnickityPenguin ,

    I don’t know if I believe that or not, having been in Japan servers will ask you if you would like a biru, sake or shochu.

    odium ,

    But I can’t taste it because I don’t have a tongue

    samus12345 ,
    @samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

    Easier to just use the Japanese word for a thing to mean a Japanese version of that thing rather than adding “Japanese” at the beginning of everything.

    Katana - Japanese sword

    Manga - Japanese comic

    Anime - Japanese animated cartoon

    elxeno ,
    ReginaPhalange ,

    Sake brewed by the fuck is semen… just saying

    Getawombatupya ,
    themeatbridge ,

    Could it not also be the plural possessive? “For the sake of all fucks”? In that case, it would be “For fucks’ sake.”

    vsis OP ,
    @vsis@feddit.cl avatar

    For the sake of the Fuck!

    ** rides into battle

    Jimmyeatsausage ,

    Where was Gondor when the Westfuck fell?

    HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
    @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

    Fucking about probably

    veroxii ,

    Did they find out?

    Deuces ,

    No my lord Aragon, we are fucked.

    ColonelSanders ,

    They may take our lives, but they can never take… OUR FUCKS!!!

    aksdb ,

    Unless they are given. But typically in these constellations they aren’t.

    ColonelSanders ,

    I’ve always admired the Fuck Constellation. I believe it’s somewhere between the Big Dipper and Orion.

    CosmicCleric ,
    @CosmicCleric@lemmy.world avatar

    May the Fuck be with you.

    far_university1990 ,

    And with you, old friend

    axlc ,

    May the Fuck be with you, because it damn sure won’t be with me

    rockerface ,

    It better be for the sake of the fuck of whoever I’m talking to. Because I’ve run all out of mine

    PersnickityPenguin ,

    All fucks given, we’re all out.

    Bunnylux ,
    @Bunnylux@lemmy.world avatar

    I also think for fucks’ sake is correct. For the sake of all the fucks previously and all the ones to come.

    MindSkipperBro12 ,

    God, I should’ve paid more attention in middle school English class.

    PunnyName , in Most legible scottish person

    “Being a lesbian sucks sometimes. You tell another girl she’s a hottie, and she says, “thanks” like we’re being friendly. I ain’t just being friendly, I’m trying to fuck!”

    I think I translated it correctly.

    neptune ,

    Isn’t “coming from you” a put down? Or does it more mean “you care about fashion and looks, so obviously you know”?

    captainlezbian ,

    It’s an amplifier. “You’re hot” makes it mean “someone as hot as you thinks I’m hot? Damn”, “you smell terrible” makes it mean “how the fuck do you of all people even notice my small with that rank odor”

    x4740N ,
    @x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

    “You’re hot”

    Reminds me of that one scene in arcane

    You’re hot, cupcake

    PunnyName ,

    Can’t wait for a second season. That shit was too good!

    jpeps ,

    It’s ambiguous, but the 👸 emoji solidifies it as a positive comment.

    ladicius ,

    Thanks for translating. As a non native English speaker I nearly got a stroke trying to understand these… words.

    ShitOnABrick OP ,
    @ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

    Should watch still game. You’ll end up with a brain aneurysm trying understand the Scottish pensioner’s

    SpaceNoodle ,

    The Scottish pensioner is what?

    lseif ,

    it’s not a contraction, it’s possession.

    the Scottish pensioner’s [dialogue]

    where the last word is omitted for brevity

    hoshikarakitaridia ,

    I never knew you can just omit such key words.

    Mr_Blott ,

    You’re weclome

    lseif ,

    well you can!

    SpaceNoodle ,

    If you’re a big fat liar

    lseif ,

    how will you ever cope

    halm ,
    @halm@leminal.space avatar

    And if the sentence feels sparse you can drop “which” in there wherever, because apparently it’s just filler now.

    KnightontheSun ,

    I unabashedly used subs and thoroughly enjoyed the entire series. Top ten comedies in my book and I am olde.

    ShitOnABrick OP ,
    @ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

    Personally father ted takes the cake in my books I’ve still got father Jack Hacketts wise words ingrained into my head

    • drink feck arse girls

    .such words of poetry such words of expression these words are moving pieces of poetry

    x4740N ,
    @x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

    As a native English speaker I nearly got a stroke trying to figure out what it said

    cmbabul ,

    I had to imagine Karen Gillan saying it

    Xanvial ,

    Oi

    Lemminary ,

    Mine was Fern Brady!

    PunnyName ,

    Oh, new comedian unlocked! Yes!

    Zagorath ,
    @Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

    To assist:

    • Lesbo: short for lesbian
    • Pish: an expression of frustration
    • Bangin’: hot
    • nd: and
    • ye: you
    • am no: I’m not
    • tae: to
    • yer: your
    • pal: friend
    • shag: have sex with
    punkwalrus ,
    @punkwalrus@lemmy.world avatar

    I got all of that except “shag ye x,” because it sounds like “shag (fuck) you x,” where “x” is the subject that is a bit vague. Like, “I’m trying to shag you, love?” or “Fuck your ex,” as in, the last person you broke up with?

    funkless_eck ,

    “x” is a kiss, used as an informal “yours truly” in British English digital correspondence

    Lemminary ,

    Wait, I thought ‘x’ was hug and ‘o’ was kiss. Have I been wrong all these years??

    sjmarf ,

    X is kiss, O is hug (at least, in the UK it is)

    teuast ,

    that is also how it’s always been explained to me

    Zagorath ,
    @Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

    I could be wrong, but I thought the x at the end was just a cutesy sign-off. Like “xoxo” type of thing.

    ZeroTHM ,

    Pretty sure it’s the x in “xoxo”, the old convention for hugs and kisses.

    TSG_Asmodeus ,
    @TSG_Asmodeus@lemmy.world avatar

    xoxo… the old convention for hugs and kisses.

    https://i.imgflip.com/89fikt.jpg

    trafficnab ,

    The release of Shrek is closer to the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan and the invention of the Sony Walkman than it is to today

    rottingleaf ,

    Now I want to cry.

    ramenshaman ,

    As a native English speaker, me too.

    phoenixz ,

    I think gays and straights have the same problem, though.

    ILikeBoobies ,

    Where i come from a shag is a party

    teuast ,

    where i come from it’s a carpet

    or just particularly thick pubes

    Iron_Lynx ,

    That’s a shag, a noun. What about the verb, to shag?

    CobblerScholar ,

    …And she says, “thanks” knowing I’m a lesbian and appreciate female beauty sexually taking the complement more intensely. I ain’t just being…

    ITIFTFY?

    dejected_warp_core ,

    That’s how I read it too.

    Also, this is how a girl politely turns you down. I take heart that lesbians are in the same boat as hetero guys when it comes to this struggle. I read this and think “oh, girls are bad at this too!”

    PP_BOY_ , in RIP in pieces
    @PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

    Don’t do that. Don’t get my hopes up.

    GladiusB ,
    @GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

    Why not? Everyone else has been doing that to me for decades.

    Kushan , in The difference of stealing yourself vs being stolen from
    @Kushan@lemmy.world avatar

    I’ll never understand why people put Steve Jobs on a pedestal. He might have been a very astute businessman , but by all accounts he was a horrible human being and a colossal prick.

    dill ,
    @dill@lemmy.one avatar

    He used to eat only fruit and smelled like shit, he’s my hero for that one

    SpaceNoodle ,

    Say what you want about Steve Jobs, he’s the guy who killed Steve Jobs

    makingStuffForFun ,
    @makingStuffForFun@lemmy.ml avatar

    Oh that’s so hilariously dark.

    essteeyou , (edited )

    I think I’ve heard that as a Hitler joke. Say what you want about Hitler, at least he killed Hitler.

    fer0n OP , (edited )

    That’s more fitting. It’s a miss on Steve Jobs though. For one he didn’t kill himself, cancer did. And for another, just because he could be a prick doesn’t make him a bad person worth killing.

    Baphomet_The_Blasphemer , (edited )

    He had a very treatable cancer that was found in the early stages and was given an excellent prognosis, but in his infinite megalomaniac manner he decided he knew better than the doctors and opted to treat his cancer at home with homeopathic remedies. His home made new age “cures” clearly didn’t work and by the time he finally decided to get proper treatment his cancer had metastasized and he was beyond help… sounds to me like he played a large hand in his own demise so the joke plays.

    fer0n OP ,

    Yeah I get what you’re saying. It’s still something entirely different to bomb yourself to death vs. to not do enough to stop a disease. And even with all the haters in here, I don’t think any reasonable person would want Steve Jobs dead, it’s not like he murdered people.

    Baphomet_The_Blasphemer ,

    He did nothing to stop the disease and actively rejected treatment and advice from medical professionals because he thought he knew better. So while this isn’t the same as actively killing oneself, he is still more than likely responsible for his own death due to his own actions (or inaction).

    LinkOpensChest_wav ,
    @LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one avatar

    Billionaires murder people by existing

    fer0n OP ,

    Sure, if you say so. On a different note, I recently watched Paradise on Netflix, where you can basically live forever if you’re rich enough. In the background someone says on tv at one point something like “the climate crisis has been solved by the top 5 richest people”, which made me laugh quite a bit.

    LinkOpensChest_wav ,
    @LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one avatar

    Tbf the top 5 richest people could do theoretically do a lot to solve the climate crisis, but it would mean ceasing to be the top 5 richest people, and I’m disillusioned of them ever doing so voluntarily

    fer0n OP ,

    I found it funny because it’s probably true. And since they live forever in the movie they were motivated to fix the planet for themselves. Not sure if that came across, but that’s what I meant.

    LinkOpensChest_wav ,
    @LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one avatar

    That is funny, actually

    I have a bad habit of taking things way too seriously :P

    jarfil ,

    The key to fixing the climate crisis, is to make top billionaires immortal…

    Somehow, it gives me pause and makes me think which one’s worse.

    WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

    He thought his fruitarian diet would help him against pancreatic cancer. He tried to fight P.C. with apples.

    bigdog_00 ,

    Underrated comment right here lol

    SpaceNoodle ,

    Oranges, actually. Ironic

    WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

    Oranges actually have a fairly low iron content.

    nilloc ,

    Fairies would have been just as effective to treat pancreatic cancer.

    TheGrandNagus ,

    Getting a treatable cancer and then choosing to do nothing about it other than eat fruit and refuse proper medical care is tantamount to killing yourself IMO.

    fer0n OP ,

    Cancer did. And just because he could be a prick doesn’t mean he deserved to die so soon.

    Klear ,

    He helped.

    Stinkywinks ,

    He went down the homeopathic route cause science bad

    1847953620 ,

    Iono, the kind of prick he was (narcissist who traumatized his own daughter and headed a company which needed suicide nets for the workers who made their product), paired with the fact that he signed his own death from his own deliberate delusions makes me conclude he did deserve to die, in more than one sense of the word ‘deserve’.

    SpaceNoodle ,

    Never said he deserved to die. Interesting what words you’re choosing to put in my mouth.

    He had a very treatable cancer and chose to eat oranges about it instead. He killed himself with his own hubris.

    FlyingSquid ,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    He also washed his feet in toilets. I’m not joking.

    STUPIDVIPGUY ,

    I mean that is pretty weird but it does actually make sense.

    FlyingSquid ,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    They were public toilets.

    fer0n OP ,

    From what I’ve read he definitely had a strong personality and I don’t think anyone sees him as flawless. But that made for some very funny moments. And he definitely was the person that Apple needed at that time.

    falsem ,

    I had a former boss who idolized him. Which was... concerning as his employee.

    1847953620 ,

    Strong is one way to wash over his narcissism, delusions, and the abuse he doled out. And you’re wrong, there’s plenty of people who take the washing-over to a degree where they think he was a genius above reproach. Yeah, let’s focus on the funny moments and brush all that abuse and whatnot under the rug, that’s better. I’m so glad a company got to profit from a sociopath’s leadership in the end, gives me the fuzzies. Could you imagine giving up iphones and iOS for some alternative imaginary version of those products? Oh my.

    Valmond ,

    People liked Bill Gates so … IDK.

    cactusupyourbutt ,

    what is personally wrong with gates?

    nyoooom ,

    He’s a giant asshole too (I mean when you look at Microsoft it’s not very positive) but he’s worked a lot on his image in the last decades

    TheGrandNagus , (edited )

    He’s really awful too, or at the very least he used to be.

    He’s done a lot of rebranding himself as being a great guy as of late, and put his money towards some great causes.

    But when he was in charge of Microsoft he’d openly treat people like shit, openly steal things, openly do anticompetitive and illegal business practices, deliberately put small companies out of business, and openly bribe politicians to look the other way as he built his illegally-gained business empire.

    The technology landscape today is vastly more closed and monopolised because of his/MS’s actions.

    OscarRobin ,

    All the recent stuff is him trying to whitewash his image so he isn’t remembered as the bastard he is. Unfortunately, it’s working.

    MalachiAzrael ,

    At least he some good causes are getting something out of it

    Valmond ,

    If you accept his research money (which people don’t seem to do anymore) there are so many strings attached that if you find something you’ll probably be liable even if you give it all up for free.

    I’m still waiting for something good coming out of his pocket money spendings for good causes.

    Anticorp ,

    I’m still waiting for something good coming out of his pocket money spendings for good causes.

    The eradication of polio isn’t good enough for you?

    jarfil ,

    put his money towards some great causes

    Don’t forget how much MS lobbied countries all over the world to spend public money on MS products. Plus the anticompetitive shenanigans, it’s more of an our money.

    kamenoko ,
    1. He’s a billionaire.
    2. Cheated on his wife.
    3. Travelled to Epstein’s Island.
    4. Got removed from Microsoft for propositioning female employees for sex
    5. Used Microsoft’s market position to kill off any competition. Remember Netscape?
    6. His foundation pushed hard to make the COVID vaccines intellectual property of drug manufacturers so they would get richer, leaving the world dependent on them for doses instead of allowing everyone to produce it.
    Not_Alec_Baldwin ,

    Don’t forget the incessant lobbying for charter schools even though nobody wants them and there’s no research to suggest they are better than the public system.

    Squizzy ,

    Bill Gates does some genuinely great things for humanity.

    explodicle ,

    With money he got from a monopoly, meaning the money he took plus the deadweight loss are even worse for humanity. Computers would be even better today if it wasn’t for him, and we would’ve produced better things than we have today.

    Monopolists “giving back” is insidious because it’s much easier to see what they gave us than what they took away.

    Squizzy ,

    I agree with you but he’s not on the same page as Steve Jobs, not in my book. Billionaires can’t exist in a fair system so they’re existence isn’t justified but comparatively speaking he is better than Jobs

    We may have better computers but Malaria may be more of an issue, whereas without Jobs nothing of note would be missing other too many biopics.

    sukhmel ,

    It might as well be that if Jobs were still alive, he’d be running some PR washing campaign to also be all good ¯_(ツ)_/¯

    Valmond ,

    Malaria is still around though, spending pocket change for a cause doesn’t mean it’s helping (especially with all the strings attached if you actually get a grant).

    Malaria will be beaten with classic research. I mean it’s still all around…

    porkins ,

    The standardization of operating systems was an important step though. If there were hundreds of different OS’s on the market, then the PC generation would have stalled. The fact that there were basically only three dominant platforms meant that we could have market stability.

    explodicle ,

    Where have you heard that a monopoly can be more beneficial than harmful because of standardization? Has that happened with any other monopolies?

    porkins ,

    It’s common sense. If you have hundreds of operating systems, then it becomes a pain to get the right software. First, developers are discouraged because they don’t know what platform will be best to develop on and users will be discouraged because they might need to install twenty different OS partitions in order to run the software they want to run.

    explodicle ,

    No offense but no it is not common sense. The economics of monopolies have been studied for centuries, including any benefit from standardization (like with Standard Oil). It creates a costly deadweight loss.

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monopoly#Monopoly_and_effic…

    For what it’s worth I was there, and the handful of OSes in the 1980s (not 20) weren’t as problematic as the monopoly later. It seems like common sense to me that today’s multiple browsers are better than IE standardization was.

    sep ,

    He have really taken an adolf nobel turn.

    gamey ,
    @gamey@feddit.rocks avatar

    He should have copied Jobs and just died sooner!

    MeatsOfRage , in How's that IPO goin'?

    Looking at a couple hours of a stock means nothing and is purposely misleading. Zoom out and it’s got pretty good upward consistency.

    Posts like this are like the sad ex who can’t move on and just makes up bullshit about their former partner. Let’s move on and make Lemmy better instead of being stuck making up fake news for internet points.

    awwwyissss ,

    Sir, this is a Wendy’s shit posting community

    ObviouslyNotBanana ,
    @ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

    People really seem to think this community has only serious bones in its ruling body

    Kusimulkku ,

    On the other hand, being posted to a shitposting sub doen’t make something a shitpost. Shitposts don’t have to be jokes but just feels like agendaposting, which feels a bit lame in a shitposting sub.

    ObviouslyNotBanana ,
    @ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

    No, everything in here is shitposting.

    Kusimulkku ,

    Lmao

    ObviouslyNotBanana ,
    @ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

    See, that’s the way to react!

    Kusimulkku ,

    I react to shitposts as such but agendaposts in a shitposting sub, that’s just lame imo.

    ObviouslyNotBanana ,
    @ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

    Meh, I just take it as a joke about Reddit being shit which is why many left for Lemmy.

    Kusimulkku ,

    This feels like straight up agenda posting. Posting it to a shitposting sub doesn’t make it any different.

    Kolanaki ,
    @Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

    Are we gonna pretend that Reddit doesn’t completely suck ass, in the bad way?

    Are you guys investing in it or something? 🤔

    Kusimulkku ,

    “This post is misleading”

    “WELL CLEARLY YOU MUST LOVE THE THING SINCE YOU’D POINT THAT OUT”

    Lmao. Why are some people like this

    summerof69 ,

    If by “this” you mean “go to a community with ‘Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter’ with a straight face”, then you’re the one who might have the answer!

    Kusimulkku ,

    “This post is misleading”

    If by “this” you mean

    I think the “this” in my post just means the post. It’s sorta hinted at with the word “post” right after it lol

    Kolanaki ,
    @Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

    misleading

    It’s a meme on a meme community. AKA a joke. If you wants facts, this isn’t the place. 🤦‍♂️

    Kusimulkku ,

    What’s the meme part

    And no, I don’t want facts here. I don’t want purposefully misleading shit either. That’s ofyen just facts presented weirdly to mislead you. I want proper good old fashioned shitposts

    saltesc ,

    I do this all the time in my reports to execs. If they’re not paying attention to something I’ve been raising, I zoom the y axis in to show big up and down ticks in a visually alarming way. Similarly if they’re obsessed with something stupid, I zoom out and show a much more flatlined and consistent graph so they get the big picture.

    wolfpack86 ,

    Facebook stock had a notoriously horrible IPO. I bought at open and had friends laughing at me when it went to $18ish. I doubled my position.

    Finally sold most of those shares at $475.

    BeansLeg ,

    I agree with the sentiment but it certainly has not been a clear upward trajectory. https://files.catbox.moe/omtu64.png

    MeatsOfRage ,

    Yea now it’s going through fluctuations. When this post went up it was at the peak of the 26th. Either way, we gotta wait this out before jerking ourselves off about a stock crash.

    BeansLeg ,

    You’re right, I didn’t notice the post was a few days old. I completely agree with you then.

    We can still jerk ourselves off the old fashioned way though.

    Toto , in Gonna be a great day!

    I, for one, trust hand written warnings from “Low Quality Facts” account

    LinkOpensChest_wav ,
    @LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one avatar

    I think it’s just a heartwarming thought

    snooggums ,
    @snooggums@kbin.social avatar

    My teachers always told me that handwriting is more personal than typing, so that check out!

    Imgonnatrythis ,

    Tattoos are the most personal though

    sirboozebum OP , in The Anti-Semetism is just incredible

    Serious question.

    I have never bombed any children. Am I antisemitic?

    ObviouslyNotBanana ,
    @ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

    Do you ever intend to?

    ignotum ,

    It’s the thought that counts

    sirboozebum OP ,

    I was planning on deliberately starving some Palestinian children to death or possibly cutting power to a NICU in a Palestinian hospital.

    Does that count?

    angrymouse ,

    Congrats, you are now one of the good guys

    sirboozebum OP ,

    I’m glad to join the Children of the Light.

    nonailsleft ,

    Heaven awaits!

    Milk_Sheikh ,

    “It’s a complex situation, I guess we’ll never get to the bottom of this…”

    VaultBoyNewVegas ,

    That answer depends on how likely I am to be put on a list…

    ObviouslyNotBanana ,
    @ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

    I think that answer puts you on a list

    VaultBoyNewVegas ,

    …well, shit.

    ObviouslyNotBanana ,
    @ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

    It certainly is someones’ shit-list.

    rustyfish ,
    @rustyfish@lemmy.world avatar

    I have never bombed any children

    Reported for antisemitism.

    STRIKINGdebate2 ,
    @STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

    You joke but someone did actually do that. Report was dismisses though

    rustyfish ,
    @rustyfish@lemmy.world avatar

    I love the internet sometimes.

    FlyingSquid ,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    And as a Jewish person, I can vouch for this not being antisemitic. Jew does not equal Israeli or vice-versa. This is an Israeli genocide.

    Kiruko ,

    Maybe safer to say Zionists

    Zevlen ,

    State of Israel was literally founded ( and Palestinian land taken/stolen) by Zionists.

    tourist ,
    @tourist@lemmy.world avatar

    Unserious answer:

    If you haven’t murdered and maimed entire families you are literally Hitler.

    LSNLDN , in The more they censor, bigger it gets

    Just found this for viewing place without Reddit:

    2023.place-atlas.stefanocoding.me

    TheCheddarCheese ,
    @TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world avatar

    holy crap they really added a description for everything

    FormlessMartian ,
    @FormlessMartian@lemmy.world avatar

    Yea this is pretty cool. I can finally identify stuff I’ve seen on there before but could never figure it out.

    jerkjaguar ,

    The “Fuck Spez” is much smaller when you view the whole thing :(

    PupBiru ,
    @PupBiru@kbin.social avatar

    still one of the biggest pieces though

    Syndic ,

    They have expanded the canvas several times. As far as I remember more quickly and frequently than they did before.

    I wouldn’t be surprised at all if they did that to achieve this very effect, way more space so protest art isn’t so prominent.

    chk232 OP ,

    nice!

    lea ,

    This is a cooperation between France, Costa Rica, Venezuela, Germany, LGBTQ, Trans community, India, and more.

    !brandnewsentence

    Comment105 , (edited )

    France Costa Rica Venezuela Germany LGBTQ Trans community India

    The real G7

    randint ,
    @randint@feddit.nl avatar

    Why is the trans community listed separately from LGBTQ? Isn’t the T literally for transgender?

    BReel ,

    Yeah it sure does. Probably just because trans people specifically have been having a shit time lately with all the assholes.

    So it’s nice to call them out specifically in a positive way. That’s my assumption at least.

    JohnnyLX91 ,
    @JohnnyLX91@lemmy.zip avatar

    Is there a way to disable the outlines?

    theCheek ,

    Would love kind this too!

    KazuyaDarklight ,
    @KazuyaDarklight@lemmy.world avatar

    Love it, this is great, there’s even a search.

    Cmot_Dibbler ,
    @Cmot_Dibbler@lemmy.world avatar

    How tf does that work? That’s incredible.

    Willer ,

    AI

    over_clox ,

    Fuck Spez

    ciglrot , (edited )

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  • sociablefish ,

    i love how no one has created a paid-not-payed bot for lemmy. (your second-to-last word)

    OutlierBlue ,

    You can include the moderators in that.

    DumbAceDragon , in The difference of stealing yourself vs being stolen from
    @DumbAceDragon@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Steve Jobs was the Elon Musk of his time, he just died too soon for everyone to see him for the villain he was.

    OscarRobin ,

    Steve Jobs did at least actually do things. Musk just buys things and claims he did them.

    stevedidWHAT ,
    @stevedidWHAT@lemmy.world avatar

    Tru

    sub_ubi ,

    What things did he do?

    fred ,

    He invented the rounded rectangle, all hail

    Hadriscus ,

    There’s also the flat mouse

    jarfil ,

    Jobs insisted on selling a touchscreen-only smartphone. Turns out, he was right on that one.

    smackjack ,

    He was also right about not supporting Flash on the iPhone. People wanted to crucify him for that, but better video and web standards came about because of it, and we’re all better off living in a world without Flash.

    roboticide ,

    But like, he didn’t design or build it himself. His company did.

    So by that logic he’s still the same as Musk, who insisted on a mass-market EV car or reusable rockets.

    ICastFist ,
    @ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

    His company did.

    It wasn’t even his company, they stole the concept from another company. The home button also wasn’t an apple original. The “sum of the parts” was the “original” thing

    instamat ,

    He was a world-class jump-ropesman, for one

    SternburgExport ,

    Nah Jobs didn’t do anything himself. From Wozniaks first computer up to the multitouch display for the iPhone, all of these things were just bought/stolen/copied. Jobs just knew how to put these technologies into something that would sell.

    Restaldt ,

    So elon but a good businessman

    funkless_eck ,

    without the good, or the (hu)man(ity)

    herrvogel ,

    There’s no version of this reality where Jobs isn’t a good businessman. You might not like the company or their products, but they’ve somehow managed to build a huge and successful business selling those overpriced toys to tons of people. They managed to create a cult around expensive consumer electronics. That is a massive success no matter how you slice it. And you can’t deny that Jobs played a big part in that.

    SCB ,

    Also you can tie it directly to Jobs, because when he was gone for a bit, apple fuckin tanked, and then he came back and they came out with the iPod.

    That’s not an accident.

    funkless_eck ,

    it was just a gag for comic effect. it wasn’t the breadth and depth of my thoughts and feelings of the digital and manufacturing epochs since the 1980s.

    But also, it was kind of begging the question of “is there such thing as a good business man?”

    There’s good for /their/ business. But is that- in general - good?

    ICastFist , (edited )
    @ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

    Does the current head of Larian Studios count as a businessman? If so, that’s one I would consider good for the company AND the consumers

    jj4211 ,

    The weird thing is that Apple without Jobs was a failure, but also Jobs without Apple was also a failure.

    c0mbatbag3l ,
    @c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

    Jesus I’m no Elon fan but how many companies do you have to take from a couple million to hundreds of billions before you’re good at your job?

    What is it with modern society and the need to reduce everything about a person just because they’re a POS? He might be evil but he’s clearly pretty good at being a businessman or you wouldn’t even know his name.

    Korne127 ,
    @Korne127@lemmy.world avatar

    But… he literally isn’t. Like just look at twitter, he has ruined it from day one with bad decisions day after day whose impacts haven’t shown directly, but now appear more and more with embarrassing effects (The verification badge which is now worthless and has been used to impersonate people and cooperations, the two factor authentification which stopped working, the self-DDOSing, the maximum amounts of tweets one could view per day, the old tweets that got deleted due to a glitch, etc.)
    And in other companies it’s mostly other people managing the stuff and cleaning up the mess he leaves; especially SpaceX is currently just glad that he isn’t too busy with his X playtoy to bother them.
    The only thing you may call him somewhat successful in is making out companies that have a potential so he could get into them early and claim their success.

    SCB , (edited )

    Elon is (maybe was) very much good at what he does. Twitter is a bad example because that whole shit show was a dick measuring content from the get-go.

    Fact is, SpaceX wouldn’t be SpaceX and Tesla sure as fuck would not be Tesla without his leadership.

    He’s a piece of shit as a person, and I’d never want to work for him, because his work ethic is unhealthy to say the least (and I personally have a pretty extreme work ethic), but it’s schoolyard nonsense to claim he’s somehow bad at business. Leading a business may be the one thing he is good at. It’s tossing shit just to toss shit.

    You can not like him and acknowledge he is good at things.

    RegularGoose ,

    Tesla sure as fuck would not be Tesla without his leadership.

    You’re right, it wouldn’t; it would almost certainly be a better company.

    Musk got Tesla where it is financially entirely through blatant fraud. “Earning” the company’s absurd valuation based almost entirely on dishonest promises of releasing a technology that is entirely unachievable, undesirable, and dangerous is an unsustainable business model, and it’s already showing cracks.

    The fact that you seem to think that being highly profitable through constant ethical violations in every aspect of the company is to viewed as a succsess is honestly pretty gross.

    SCB ,

    I live in the real world, in which the Tesla turnaround happened before the self driving shit

    c0mbatbag3l ,
    @c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

    It’s a completely different business vertical. Running a government rocketship contract or vehicle manufacturer isnt the same as software development or social media. Plus he’s made so many decisions that are laughably stupid to the layman that it almost seems like he’s tanking it purposefully.

    Businesses aren’t all the same and the same type of person can’t run all of them. It’s like asking your heart doctor to give you a urologists opinion.

    Tesla started with almost nothing, SpaceX was his from the ground up. I’m not certain how much of Paypal was his but something tells me he was in management there too.

    No one’s claiming he developed the Tesla Model 3, or engineered the landing system of the Dragon boosters himself. He has been in charge of the people who have though, and he seems to be doing well enough of a job to keep those companies going.

    So he’s not good at managing a social media platform specifically, if he’s actually trying and this isn’t just a long con to destroy the site for some other end goal.

    RegularGoose ,

    Being a succsessful businessman does not make one a good businessman. Half of the equation is ethics, because it fucking matters.

    A successful businessman with bad ethics and an unsuccsessful one with good ethics are both bad businessmen.

    The only good businessman is one who both succeeds and has good ethics.

    jj4211 ,

    While he has had some success, he’s also demonstrably been a glory hog benefiting from crazy good luck.

    He had an Internet company during the first dot com boom. He got a bunch of cash from Compaq for effectively nothing, because businesses had to snap up anything vaguely Internet. Right place at right time, basically won a lottery.

    So then he founded an Internet bank. But want allowed to lead it, no matter, either way it was overshadowed by PayPal, which was a runaway success. Somehow he managed a merger with him being put in charge of the joint company. Then he almost tanked it and was put aside to salvage the company. However, he managed to be popularly thought of as “the PayPal guy”

    He founded SpaceX. Off the top of my head, that one seems fair enough.

    Then you have Tesla, which existed prior to him Knowing about it, yet he still insisted on being called a founder. It’s possible that without him, Tesla wouldn’t have gone far, but either way, he’s been a glory hog about it to the point of again getting himself framed as “the” Tesla guy.

    ICastFist ,
    @ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

    Also in the case of Tesla, it was a company entering a market with virtually zero competition. Compare the available fully electric cars of 2013-4 and take a wild guess as to which consumers were drooling over: the one that looks like an actual car or ones that screams “eco-friendly toy” (Mitsubishi i, Nissan Leaf)?

    msage ,

    Salesman

    hackitfast ,
    @hackitfast@lemmy.world avatar

    Yeah, Steve Jobs was definitely an asshole, and he didn’t personally design any of his products, but he did know what direction to move things in and what consumers wanted in a phone. He was the first to put a truly usable portable touchscreen computer into our pockets with a phone in it, and every phone nowadays is basically just a reimagined, upgraded version of the first iPhone. The way we communicate is forever changed because of the iPhone.

    But yeah iPhone’s are kind of the pinnacle of “how much can we fuck you over before you notice” now. All because of the little Apple on the back of the phone.

    general_kitten ,

    There is a story that the concept of touchscreen phones was stolen from a Nokia engineer who tried to get nokia to produce them but the feature was dismissed as a ‘gimmick’.

    hackitfast ,
    @hackitfast@lemmy.world avatar

    I could believe that too tbh

    Comment105 ,

    He didn’t know what customers wanted in a phone.

    He knew what customers would want in a phone when they were taught about its existence.

    The customers had no idea they would want it before he showed it to them.

    Anticorp ,

    He was a visionary who was able to see the applicability of new technology, and was able to force his will for better than the standard upon people who would otherwise have thought the improvements impossible. The guy was a fucking jerk, that’s true, but he also completely changed the world with his vision. To say he was nothing more than a Musk, or a thief, is to be disingenuous.

    AssPennies ,

    Gonna have to learn how to necromance if you wanna keep sucking that dick.

    ICastFist ,
    @ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

    but he also completely changed the world with his vision

    Which is a fucking shame, because his vision sucked for the most part. “Less power to the consumers, let them grovel for our products; You can only use our products the way we demand you to; Fuck repairability, buy new; Fuck keyboards”

    HiddenLayer5 ,

    Just like how Elon did not design his rockets, SpaceX engineers did, Steve did not design the iPhone, Apple engineers did.

    Also everyone seems to conveniently forget about the factory workers actually building them.

    jarfil ,

    Jobs insisted on removing the keypad from a smartphone. He didn’t make the multitouch display, but he did force app developers to take it seriously.

    ICastFist ,
    @ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

    I don’t hate Jobs for that, but I despise almost every other fucking company panicking in order to copy that shit. Blackberry keyboards were great stuff in the early 2010s.

    AssholeDestroyer ,

    The iPhone didn’t originally have apps other than basic ones that shipped with the phone, like Safari, YouTube, calculator, etc…

    People hacked the first gen to run things like an NES emulator. Apple promptly shut that down and introduced the app store.

    Chocrates ,

    I feel like he had a part in the first apple. Wozniac did the work but Jobs sold it. Selling and marketing are not easy and a different skill set. I’d be curious what Wozniac has to say about it though.

    ICastFist ,
    @ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

    Not only Jobs managed to sell, he managed to sell way above cost. Apple became synonymous with premium features, even when it was clearly lagging behind the competition in terms of raw power (late 80’s) or offering sub par experiences.

    jarfil ,

    Didn’t Musk start SpaceX? That’s, at least, one thing. Too bad he can’t stick to it.

    HawlSera , (edited )

    No, he bought it from others and made them sign a contract letting him claim he’s the original founder.

    s_s ,

    Start? Nope.

    porkins ,

    This sells Musk short. He is making smart entrepreneurial decisions for the most part. I hate the monkey testing controversy though.

    Korne127 ,
    @Korne127@lemmy.world avatar

    Woah; that’s just so wildly inaccurate; I have no idea what to even say.
    Are you really saying Jobs was a transphobic right-wing extremist whose father got super rich and helped him to just buy into uprising companies without really doing anything by himself?

    DumbAceDragon ,
    @DumbAceDragon@sh.itjust.works avatar

    That’s true, he was not nearly as bad as Musk. I was mainly talking about how he’s a general asshole who steals from others and is revered by techbros. I was maybe being a bit hyperbolic in my comparison.

    Korne127 ,
    @Korne127@lemmy.world avatar

    I don’t necessarily agree with that, but I get this point (in contrast to how you phrased it before), so fair I guess.

    But just one thing:

    is revered by techbros I actually don’t know any people who revere Musk. I know this is dependent on the bubble, but at least with Jobs being generally seen pretty favourable and Musk seen extremely unfavourable by most people, I think there’s a big difference.

    ryathal ,

    He did father a child he denied to the day he died, intentionally screwed Woz out of his fair share of the apple fortune, killed himself by treating cancer with quackery. Jobs is probably more self made, but that’s about it.

    Korne127 ,
    @Korne127@lemmy.world avatar

    Jobs is probably more self made, but that’s about it.

    I just gave you some pretty major differences. To me, most things that defines Musk as the horrible person he is aren’t true for Jobs. Again: The extremist position, transphobia, the fact that he bought into his companies and didn’t actually invent these things and made these breakthroughs by himself (which is just not true for Jobs, even if you have reasons to not like him), that he just got his money by his father’s mine and hasn’t made such successes by himself, etc. All of that doesn’t apply to Jobs.

    Those things you mention are just… cases of him doing awful stuff; most of them not even related to Musk in any way. But if “he did awful stuff” is enough to set him on the same layer as Musk, then he is also “the same person” as a good share of all people living.

    Anticorp ,

    He did not deny her until the day he died. She even lived with him during highschool, and he named a computer after her, even though he made up a bogus acronym to pretend that wasn’t his motivation.

    Woz was worth $500m at one point and is worth $100m today. It’s not like he was cut out of the game, he just wasn’t interested in money or success the way Jobs was. Without Jobs drive for success, Woz would never have shared his inventions with anyone, it was just a private hobby to him.

    Steve was definitely an asshole, but there are plenty of valid criticisms to levy at him, you don’t need to misrepresent anything.

    RegularGoose ,

    ’s not like he was cut out of the game, he just wasn’t interested in money or success the way Jobs was.

    You really buy that? That’s some bullshit someone says when they got fucked over and know they’ll lose and come out worse if they try to get what’s rightfully theirs.

    Anticorp ,

    Woz himself has said as much. The guy has more money than he’ll ever be able to spend. He’s fine.

    RegularGoose ,

    Woz himself has said as much.

    That’s why I said:

    That’s some bullshit someone says when…

    Don’t get me wrong, I don’t give a shit about the contentedness of any of these treasure hoarding shitdragons, but there never has been and never will be a person who is fine with getting ass fucked out of hundreds of millions of dollars. Even Muskrat is throwing an endless tantrum and fucking up people’s lives over a bad deal, even though he did it to himself on purpose.

    jarfil ,

    there never has been and never will be a person who is fine with getting ass fucked out of hundreds of millions of dollars.

    Hi, you don’t know me… but for a single hundred million dollars, you can ass fuck me out of as many hundreds more as you want.

    RegularGoose ,

    Sounds like a deal.

    jj4211 ,

    Not to stand up for jobs, but from what I’ve seen of woz, I can totally believe he wouldn’t see more money as worth the bother. From what I’ve seen: If you’re making 36k a year, your are obsessed with opportunities to get more, no matter who you are. Your life is financially difficult and any chance to overcome that is worth it.

    If you are making 200k a year, you start seeing different sorts of folk.

    Some will not stop until that number is as big as it can be. Their lives will be consumed by that as a “high score”

    Some care less about money and more about titles and conspicuous status symbols, like a coveted office.

    Some are happy to just do their work the way they like without having to worry about the money anymore, or to work on hobbies and afford to walk away from working.

    I know folks that are 200k as “bird in the hand” money and chasing bigger numbers is worth considering, but they are more concerned about risk to their perceived status or working conditions than pay.

    Take one of those last sort of folk, get them to tens of millions of wealth and they are likely happy to just stop thinking about the money, even if it means they are sonetimes the chump as a result.

    mojofrododojo ,

    did he ever reconcile with his kid? hard to imagine just ignoring your own child like that…

    nuxetcrux ,

    Who, Elon or Steve? /s

    SpaceCadet ,
    @SpaceCadet@sopuli.xyz avatar

    he just died too soon for everyone to see him for the villain he was

    Oh he died soon enough.

    marmo7ade ,

    he just died too soon for everyone to see him for the villain he was

    He cut the line for organ donation. People did get to see how he was, and they didn’t care.

    Johandea , in They won't teach you this in Drivers Ed

    That’s the clutch and brake pedals…

    WarmSoda ,

    Exactly. They take a screenshot.

    smeg ,

    The fools, this actually reboots the car into safe mode!

    synapse1278 ,
    @synapse1278@lemmy.world avatar

    Joke appart, this is the proper way to do an emergency braking.

    smeg ,

    And if you have an acceleration-activated dash-cam this could cause it to trigger, which is as near to a screenshot as you’re getting!

    synapse1278 ,
    @synapse1278@lemmy.world avatar

    Wow, this post isn’t even a meme anymore at this point !

    synapse1278 ,
    @synapse1278@lemmy.world avatar

    USA citizen having no clue about the existence of manual gear-box in vehicles, probably.

    netburnr ,
    @netburnr@lemmy.world avatar

    US stick driver here, equally disappointed in the picture.

    garretble ,
    @garretble@lemmy.world avatar

    Same.

    But at least my car is less likely to get stolen!

    xpinchx ,

    As long as you don’t get car jacked 🙃 saw a headline a few months ago (a year ago?) That a young man got shot and killed because a car jacker couldn’t steal his car.

    A little unnerving in Chicago where car jackings are relatively frequent.

    ObviouslyNotBanana ,
    @ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

    I think it makes the whole meme funnier personally

    zaphod ,

    If you step on those pedals at the same time the car is just going to stop, that’s all, nothing funny.

    WillFord27 ,

    Should’ve been gas and clutch for a nice big rev

    fatalError ,

    Vvvvrrrrooooommm

    ObviouslyNotBanana ,
    @ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

    It’s part of the joke of the meme though.

    Ejh3k ,

    There are literally dozens of us!

    Orbituary ,
    @Orbituary@lemmy.world avatar

    I didn’t see you at the convention in Munich last year.

    GreenMario ,

    Yeah well it’s hard when you hear all your life if you mess up once you blow the transmission,.which is a several grand repair, nobody with a manual will ever let you practice on their car and well hey automatics are everywhere and don’t have that headache.

    netburnr ,
    @netburnr@lemmy.world avatar

    That’s not true, a money shift is very rare.

    If you were near me I would help you learn on any of my stick vehicles, it’s pretty easy one you have some practice.

    Valmond ,

    Nah, you just can’t without being a complete psychopath I guess force in a too wrong gear, the sync won’t be able to spin so fast that you can actually put in a ridiculous gear.

    And reverse is usually not synced so even harder.

    Skelectus ,
    @Skelectus@suppo.fi avatar

    They may have exaggerated the risk of a money shift a tiny bit. Stalling is easy, but blowing the car up has to be hard.

    WillFord27 ,

    I’ve nearly shifted into 2nd gear from 4th before, the car was NOT happy, but there were no explosions. Granted, I didn’t fully let up the clutch, but still. Mistakes happen.

    Karyoplasma , (edited )

    I shift from 4th into 2nd all the time when in city traffic before taking a turn, so I’m pretty confused why that would be an issue.

    Unless you wanted to shift up and brainfarted and shifted down instead. But it’s pretty hard to hammer in a gear that is way too low for your current speed. There will be a lot of physical resistance and that grinding noise before the gear snaps in.

    WillFord27 ,

    I was going highway speeds, I was going from 4th to 5th but decided to go back into 4th (or something to that effect, it was a while ago now). The shifting itself was easy because I had the clutch in, but as soon as I started to lift off the clutch it got pissed

    synapse1278 ,
    @synapse1278@lemmy.world avatar

    You would really have to do it on purpose to blow up your transmission. These guys had to try pretty hard

    Bytemeister ,

    Nah, they just don’t want you to drive their car. Chance of a money shift is extremely low, and it doesn’t usually happen while learning. Money shifts really happen when you are trying to drive too fast, and you downshift more than 2 gears quickly. Most learners have trouble keeping the RPMs up high enough to money shift. I was perpetually shifting at 1.3k when learning and you can pretty much go from 6 to 2 without money shifting at those low revs.

    grue ,

    nobody with a manual will ever let you practice on their car

    I’m sorry that happened to you. IMO folks are way more precious about their manual transmissions than they need to be. I’ve taught several people to drive stick – including myself, in a brand-new car I drove home from the dealer in rush-hour stop-and-go traffic – and it’s never hurt anything. (That brand-new car still had its original clutch when it was sadly totaled by a falling tree, 100k miles later.)

    laurelraven ,

    Same, I learned on a brand new car, on my own, and taught a couple other people with it, and it still had the original clutch when the transmission linkage broke at 187k (basically totaled at that point, just pulling out enough to get to the transmission would have cost more than the car was worth at that point… Low end Chevy’s don’t hold much value as it turns out)

    The clutch is meant to slip, that’s literally how they work. As long as you aren’t riding it partially engaged for hundreds or thousands of miles, you probably won’t burn it out. If they were as delicate as people treated them, they wouldn’t have been the choice for racing for as long as they were after automatics hit the scene.

    Lemonparty ,

    I haven’t driven a stick in over a decade and this meme upsets me.

    Kidplayer_666 ,

    Third pedal is there tho

    synapse1278 ,
    @synapse1278@lemmy.world avatar

    The third pedal becomes invisible to the ignorant minds.

    Hildegarde ,

    They just added the caption. If the creator of this were capable of making the drawing, they would do something more with their life than memes.

    You can’t find an image of pushing the brake and throttle at the same time on wikihow.

    grue ,

    You can’t find an image of pushing the brake and throttle at the same time on wikihow.

    Huh, I’m a little surprised it doesn’t have articles on left-foot braking for racing or brake torque launches for drag-racing.

    elscallr ,
    @elscallr@lemmy.world avatar

    Am US citizen, only drive manual transmissions. Anyone here who likes cars can drive a manual transmission, anyone who doesn’t like cars doesn’t give a shit about a manual transmission and just wants to get where they’re going.

    We invented cars, we’re allowed to decide how they evolve.

    jas0n ,

    We did?

    FlyingSquid ,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    American too. I don’t really like cars, but if I have to drive one, I would prefer one with a manual transmission. Unfortunately, my current car doesn’t have one because they don’t put them in affordable cars anymore.

    Fal ,
    @Fal@yiffit.net avatar

    Because they’re objectively worse in all measures other than fun

    jas0n ,

    Because they’re objectively worse in all measures other than fun control.

    FlyingSquid ,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    Maybe, but when I had a manual Toyota Corolla in the 90s, I felt like I was able to control the car so much better than any of the automatics I’ve had since.

    Fal ,
    @Fal@yiffit.net avatar

    What does “control” mean to you?

    shallowAF ,

    Spray cheese - yes. Cars? No.

    Pavidus ,

    I think you drastically underestimate the number of gearheads in the States. Makes sense, given we have incredibly limited public transport. Currently have 3 manuals in my driveway.

    synapse1278 , (edited )
    @synapse1278@lemmy.world avatar

    Of course, it a joke based on the fact that manual gearbox is, even to this day, the standard in Europe. I would be very surprise to meet someone with a driver license who can’t drive manual. It seems in the USA manual driving is a hobby for car enthusiast. But what do I know? I have never step foot on the new continent.

    Pavidus ,

    Long live the manual transmission!

    HootinNHollerin ,
    @HootinNHollerin@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Geez you are pitiful

    vsh ,
    @vsh@lemm.ee avatar

    Who needs a manual for daily commuting in 2023?

    oeverbloem , in To all you outside of the US...
    youngalfred ,

    And there’s quite a few missing!

    ricdeh ,
    @ricdeh@lemmy.world avatar

    The one on Greenland, for example

    youngalfred ,

    And the surveillance station in the middle of Australia (pine gap)

    NaibofTabr ,

    What? there’s nothing important in Pine Gap.

    TheBat ,
    @TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

    That’s what they want you to think

    pyre ,

    nice try DoD

    PopShark ,

    Yeah I heard Australia has some issues with gaps between pine trees, a certain boyboy told me ;)

    Theme ,

    That BoyBoy video is so funny

    umbrella ,
    @umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

    if we are talking about surveillance theres the internet surveillance apparatus too.

    NaibofTabr ,

    Even the Pentagon doesn’t know where they are!

    hernanca ,

    Add to this one another map of past CIA-backed coups and despair.

    LucasWaffyWaf ,

    Honestly that’s something I never learned about until I was like, 23, 24. Still know bugger all about it and that’s fucked. Do you know any good resources where I can learn about this stuff?

    GiveMemes ,

    There’s a Wikipedia article on US interventions but it misses some afaik.

    hernanca , (edited )

    You could start by reading about the School of the Americas, Operation Condor and Operation Gladio. See how the USA treats its “friends”.

    Read about cointelpro and see how it treats its citizens. Some tactics are still in use today.

    AngryCommieKender ,

    Wilson, and to a lesser extent Monroe are the presidents that caused those, with Wilsonian Military Doctrine, and The Monroe Doctrine, specifically so perhaps start there.

    This is a good summary of all the horrible shit Wilson did, and how the world might have changed if he hadn’t been president

    trolololol ,

    For a fun and light read I’d start with Wikipedia entry on the attempts on the life of Fidel Castro.

    For chronological read I’d start with Iran then Latin America, Wikipedia as well. Don’t skip the chapter where they associated themselves with drug lords that sent drugs to US as a way to finance anti communist operations in Central America. I think that was Nicaragua.

    match ,
    @match@pawb.social avatar

    Well if you care so much how come you’re not doing anything about it?? We all know what happens when America cares about someone else’s elections…

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