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troglodytis , in Le cancer

Literally translates to “the cigarette gets you pregnant October”

pyrflie , in Damn right

No offense but wet bulb is terrifying as in intrinsically implies rot and steam rupture.

Wet bulb is an extinction event for warm blooded life.

FilthyShrooms ,

Wet bulb is terrifying because it reminds me of my thermodynamics class

Lemminary , in Ignore the haters!

Ok but they wouldn’t be wrong tho

EleventhHour , in Ignore the haters!
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EVERYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH ME IS A HATER!!!

everyonewhodisagreeswithmeisahater.com

$EveryoneWhoDisagreesWithMeIsAHater

#1 NYT Times Beat Seller: Everyone Who Disagrees With Me Is A Hater (just don’t look into who bought the first 500,000 copies of this book)

einlander ,

Haters will see you sell 500,000 books

And be like

He don’t got a job.

some_guy , in Infinite energy is easy. Point a flashlight at a solar charger that charges a flashlight pointed at a solar charger that charges the first flashlight.

Quick! File a patent!

xia , in Ignore the haters!

No, Neo. When you’re ready… you wont need a lighter.

umbrella , in Le cancer
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tips le fedora

over_clox , in Ignore the haters!

Only amateurs need a lighter…

henfredemars , in Small Talk

This is the same reason I try not to make jokes about peoples names, especially if the joke is super obvious. I imagine they feel like this guy.

MutilationWave ,

Yeah. Don’t ever joke about someone’s name because they already heard it a hundred times by the time they were ten years old.

Don’t ever make fun of someone’s laugh or they will not laugh in your presence.

SubArcticTundra , in Damn right
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Well said. More attention should be given to the subconscious perception of important concepts. (Ok now I think about it this sounds quite 1984)

shalafi , in Infinite energy is easy. Point a flashlight at a solar charger that charges a flashlight pointed at a solar charger that charges the first flashlight.

Busted out a Logitech solar kb, dead as a rock after a year in a box. Used my highest power flashlight to jump start it. Come at me!

Kolanaki , in Le cancer
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English side ruined… Must use French instructions… “Le grille?!” What the hell is that?!

Kolanaki , in Ignore the haters
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I can assure you: If I had the ability to teleport I could afford several cars because everyone would be wanting to buy my teleportation tech.

skulblaka ,
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Even if there isn’t tech to buy I’d immediately make infinite money off the instant private delivery of goods. You would have every drug dealer and government in the world blowing up your phone to get your services.

chatokun ,

Or just vacation packages. I’ll teleport your family to <insert expensive flight destination of choice> for the price of just 1 ticket, or half that, etc. My siblings and cousins wanted to do a family trip with ticket prices between 1-2k usd per person.

ivanafterall , in Ignore the haters
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They’re right, but it’s beside the point.

Vandals_handle , in Ignore the haters
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The way I’ve heard it, you could walk on water and someone will say look at them, they don’t know how to swim.

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