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henfredemars , in Small Talk

This is the same reason I try not to make jokes about peoples names, especially if the joke is super obvious. I imagine they feel like this guy.

MutilationWave ,

Yeah. Don’t ever joke about someone’s name because they already heard it a hundred times by the time they were ten years old.

Don’t ever make fun of someone’s laugh or they will not laugh in your presence.

crawancon , in Damn right

dafuq is bouba and kiki

konalt ,
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Bouba/kiki effect!

crawancon ,

thanks mate, didn’t think to actually Google it (I thought it was gonna be some made up rizz rizz fr fr skibiti toilet shit)

Donkter ,

It’s basically skibidi toilet for scientists.

bestagon ,

Afraid to chase information just in case it makes you feel out of touch

troglodytis , in Le cancer

Literally translates to “the cigarette gets you pregnant October”

Cenotaph , in Pantries

Check your panties, Ladies. You may just find 175,000 rice

LodeMike OP ,

:3

Lost_My_Mind ,

Pictured above is a pantyless butt, with 2 rice still stuck to the back.

jaybone ,

The back butt?

konalt ,
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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/f7a5acff-99e6-465f-b9cd-16fa01b269a0.png

GroupNebula563 ,
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This legitimately made me laugh for like 30 seconds

what is wrong with me

abbadon420 ,

You are a connoisseur

GroupNebula563 ,
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That’s one way to put it.

aeronmelon ,

This meme is old enough to vote.

NinePeedles ,

It’s timeless

wreckedcarzz ,
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record scratch …ladies?

EleventhHour , in Ignore the haters!
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EVERYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH ME IS A HATER!!!

everyonewhodisagreeswithmeisahater.com

$EveryoneWhoDisagreesWithMeIsAHater

#1 NYT Times Beat Seller: Everyone Who Disagrees With Me Is A Hater (just don’t look into who bought the first 500,000 copies of this book)

einlander ,

Haters will see you sell 500,000 books

And be like

He don’t got a job.

pyrflie , in Damn right

No offense but wet bulb is terrifying as in intrinsically implies rot and steam rupture.

Wet bulb is an extinction event for warm blooded life.

FilthyShrooms ,

Wet bulb is terrifying because it reminds me of my thermodynamics class

Varyk , in Pantries

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YD9cV8Fv0E

UnbalancedFox ,

Came for this. Thanks stranger.

Varyk ,

high fives

UnbalancedFox ,

warm feeling inside

Lemminary , in Ignore the haters!

Ok but they wouldn’t be wrong tho

wander1236 , in Small Talk
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That’s a wide face

474D ,

He will skin you alive

Mesophar ,

Just run through a doorway, he’ll have to slow down to walk through sideways

odium ,

youtu.be/GHPpRX9jpYk?si=gZ6HEhCO7pQBVDMY

Xeroxchasechase , in Infinite energy is easy. Point a flashlight at a solar charger that charges a flashlight pointed at a solar charger that charges the first flashlight.

Your house can run??

hperrin OP ,

Fastest house in the galaxy. She did the Kessel Run in under 12 parsecs.

SendMePhotos ,

Technically a house

Kolanaki , in Ignore the haters
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I can assure you: If I had the ability to teleport I could afford several cars because everyone would be wanting to buy my teleportation tech.

skulblaka ,
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Even if there isn’t tech to buy I’d immediately make infinite money off the instant private delivery of goods. You would have every drug dealer and government in the world blowing up your phone to get your services.

chatokun ,

Or just vacation packages. I’ll teleport your family to <insert expensive flight destination of choice> for the price of just 1 ticket, or half that, etc. My siblings and cousins wanted to do a family trip with ticket prices between 1-2k usd per person.

some_guy , in Infinite energy is easy. Point a flashlight at a solar charger that charges a flashlight pointed at a solar charger that charges the first flashlight.

Quick! File a patent!

xia , in Ignore the haters!

No, Neo. When you’re ready… you wont need a lighter.

umbrella , in Le cancer
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tips le fedora

over_clox , in Ignore the haters!

Only amateurs need a lighter…

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