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I AM DEATH, NOT TAXES. I TURN UP ONLY ONCE.

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I didn’t understand what shocking language you were referring to until I read the other comments, I’d never seen that P word before.

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The sign originally also said “TSA K9 teams in use.”

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Happy cake day! That means I was on Lemmy before The Picard Maneuver. Surprising!

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Ah, that explains it!

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Get a ball, hold it between your eye and a light source. I know that some natural phenomena are hard to explain, but this one is really easy to conceptualize.

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Anti-trans doctor

First guess was Florida, second was Texas.

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Send a text to my wife letting her know I’ve been told I’m going to die and send this gif:

https://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/tell_my_wife_hello_neutral_futurama.gif

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Try this.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/449bc30d-35a4-4ae6-b2fa-5a24cd0a32e5.png

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162 psi. More than a cat, less than a big dog.

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A person’s sex is science, but their gender is a social construct. I sometimes wonder if trans people would even be a thing if there were no socially defined gender roles (or assumed gendered language) and people could just be who they are. I suspect there would not be as there wouldn’t be anything to be “trans” from.

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Mm, that’s a good point - being uncomfortable in your own skin isn’t a problem that would go away.

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It’s like reading a Nac Mac Feegle speaking.

https://i.redd.it/9salwwe1yn991.jpg

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You expect a place named after this guy to be cool?

https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/nintchdbpict000318162043-e1492785278978.jpg

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Those tenents are completely secular. What would be the problem with having them in classrooms?

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“No true Christian would oppose this law!”

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Poe’s Law, I can’t tell if this is sarcasm or not.

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I suppose you are the best kind of correct.

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Downvoted for announcing that you downvoted the comment instead of just doing it.

(I took the liberty of downvoting my own comment as well so as not to be hypocritical.)

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“single player gamed”

“Oooh, sorry, dude, you have to be grammatically correct when you make the wishes or you miss your chance for them to be granted!”

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I think I get what the joke is trying to say, but wouldn’t handcuffing them the usual way have the same effect?

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You put the handcuffs on the wrists and handcuff their hands behind their back. You can still make the motion, but it’s not gonna be very visible.

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*Herman

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Check the bottom. Either they typed the wrong letter or it’s an effect of the picture being so low quality.

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There’s very little Celtic in modern English. Old Germanic, Latin, and French (which is derived from Latin) are the biggest contributors.

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What happens if you get an abortion on that spot?

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Good choice, most are dumb as fuck. If I were evil I would absolutely grift them. They make it so easy!

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The masochist told the sadist, “Hurt me.”

The sadist said, “No.”

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Yes, crypto guys aren’t interested in using the money to help the US become a fascist hellscape.

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Their schtick.

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Yeah, both are correct in English.

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Not even technically, just 100% that. God created the angels, Lucifer is an angel. In practice, many Christians practice a polytheistic religion in which Satan is the bad god.

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Yeah, that’s pretty much what it is. Father, Son, Holy Spirit, Satan, but it’s “monotheistic”. Uh-huh, sure.

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There’s a great DarkMatter2525 video on this. By valuing “free will” over helping people, he directly favors evil. Man rapes woman, but god doesn’t help because “free will”. The woman had no “free will” to prevent it. Bad guy gets what he wanted, victim gets trauma.

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All things dull and ugly,

All creatures short and squat,

All things rude and nasty,

The Lord God made the lot.

Each little snake that poisons,

Each little wasp that stings,

He made their brutish venom.

He made their horrid wings.

All things sick and cancerous,

All evil great and small,

All things foul and dangerous,

The Lord God made them all.

Each nasty little hornet,

Each beastly little squid

Who made the spiky urchin?

Who made the sharks? He did!

All things scabbed and ulcerous,

All pox both great and small,

Putrid, foul and gangrenous,

The Lord God made them all.

Amen!

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I’m more interested in what is done in practice, and many Christians behave as if Satan is an evil god.

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their platforms are 95% the same.

Economically, yes, but socially, no. That social part matters quite a bit.

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leftist infighting

There’s a place that doesn’t happen?

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Fear of children?

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