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Restaldt ,

Do you prefer this:

https://www.google.com/search?q=thats+just+like+your+opinion+man

Restaldt ,

You’ll owe your soul to the company store

Restaldt ,

Yes you can change steam to not show your current game in friend lists

Just shows you as online

Restaldt ,

Ahh metronome

1% of the time it OHKOs 30% of the time

Restaldt ,

Idk i think they should probably use handcufss and keep him in a jail cell

Restaldt ,

Do you know how easy it is making boiled peanuts?

Its literally just peanuts boiled in salty water forever

Super easy in a slowcooker or even a regular pot

You can have them whenever and wherever you want

Restaldt ,

Ok fair point. Raw peanuts arent too hard to find here down south. There is a farmers market grocery store by me that i can get them delivered from

I did try it with roasted peanuts the first time and like… it technically worked but raw peanuts turn out way better

Restaldt ,

Lol the observer looks to be just barely able to hold back puking the whole time

Restaldt ,

PHP5 was basically the Adolf Hitler of programming languages

You know how something can be so terrible it ruins something forever? Like the hitler stache

Restaldt ,

Yeah i’ve heard good things about it recently. I’ve always liked how easy curl can be in php.

Adding typing seems like it would fix most of the problems i did run into but

Has PHP raised its standards on function naming? Or do you still have batshit situations like realEscapeString2() because the first 30 other functions for escaping strings are deprecated?

Restaldt ,

Man fuck CVS. I once sat on hold on the phone for an hour and a half with a local CVS pharmacy.

That was more than enough time to take a shower, get dressed, drive my angry ass up to the Pharmacy, and have it out in person with the people there doing … nothing.

I sat in line while still on hold. I got my prescription refilled while still on hold. None of them ever picked up the phone.

I held my phone up while still on hold (with their phones ringing nonstop) to show the pharmacy employee I had been waiting for an hour and a half and had to drive up to the pharmacy to resolve the problem in person when it should have taken no more than 5 minutes over the phone.

So that was the last time ill ever go to CVS. Fuck them.

Restaldt ,

My computer is lit up orange except for the cpu cooler. Those lights are set to blue for better cooling

In 2018, Republicans accidentally legalized cannabis. Now 22 AGs want them to undo it (thehill.com)

A coalition of 22 state attorneys general is calling on Congress to address “the glaring vagueness” that has led to legal cannabis products being sold over the counter across the country — including sometimes from vending machines or online....

Restaldt , (edited )

Republicunts did not read or maybe comprehend a bill they passed during the Trump years which accidentally legalized THC products derived from hemp or products that technically are hemp and not cannabis because the delta 9 THC concentration is low enough.

From my also limited understanding cannabis can be harvested early before the delta 9 thc crystals form… from the precursor THCa already present in the plant

THCa on its own is not psychoactive however it breaks down into normal THC when exposed to sunlight … or heat when you smoke/vape it

So you can buy legal (for now) basically weed in the form of high thca flower online and have it shipped to your mailbox.

Im considering anonymously buying some online and having it shipped to my states AG office because fuck that dude needs to smoke some weed

Restaldt ,

Because she didnt say it with her hips

We are only able to confirm her hips dont lie

Iowa Fertilizer Spill Kills Nearly All Fish Across 60-Mile Stretch of Rivers (www.nytimes.com)

“I refer to this one as ‘the big one,’” said the official, Matt Combes, an ecological health unit science supervisor for the Missouri Department of Conservation. He added: “Calling something a near-total fish kill for 60 miles of a river is astounding and disheartening.”

Restaldt ,

Cool

Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool

Restaldt ,

Real men test in prod

Reaaal men of geeenius

Restaldt ,

Oh you mean fallout 4?

Restaldt ,

Yeah its about time someone put down bethesda

Restaldt ,

Yeah rip total war

Age of wonders 4 as well as Mount and Blade Bannerlord come close for me but nothing quite scratches the same itch

Restaldt ,

const…ish

Restaldt ,

Yeah for real whats up with number 5

I am not a part of Mystery Inc. and don’t solve crimes in caves

Restaldt ,

Beets, Bears, Battlestar galactica.

Not opinions just facts

Restaldt ,

Hey hey my company is doing exactly this right now

“Get EVERYTHING OFF PREM. SEND ALL OF IT TO GCP NOW”

Restaldt ,

How do I reeeach theese Normies

https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/09cde7ec-40a2-428c-af37-954766aeee55.webp

Restaldt ,

Code whisperer

(Until i have to deal with legacy code. Then im usually screaming obscenities)

Restaldt ,

The lone wolf dev who hasnt been seen for 3 months explaining how the new microservices he created all integrate together

Restaldt ,

His dry ass chicken definitely isnt

Restaldt ,

Never played this game but i did watch like a 5 hour long compilation of the cutscenes

Would the game still be worth playing at this point or is it mostly about the story and cutscenes

Restaldt ,

No. Anon just has a carbon monoxide leak

Restaldt ,

It sound like

Bwaathaangggggggĝĝĝĝĝggggĝgggg

Restaldt ,

Incorrect

Go learn about capacitors and why its still dangerous as fuck to mess around with the ones in a microwave even if its unplugged

Restaldt ,

Or just start as the mormon class

Restaldt ,

Democracy prevails

➡️ ⬇️ ➡️ ⬇️ ➡️ ⬇️

Restaldt ,

Still mad about this one

Final space was so good. Cartoon Expanse

Restaldt ,

Some dude named Autumn’s dick

Restaldt ,

Hey Liz Lemon do you kind if i degoogle myself in your office?

Restaldt ,

Ed Showerin (with a corndog)

Restaldt ,

I had an asus rog laptop where after years of daily use the power port had gotten detached from the motherboard at least for one of the connections

Disassembled it and soldered it back in place and got a few more years out of it

Restaldt ,

Id like to add dog poo in the form of mud and dirt tracked in from the backyard by said dog during the 6 months it rains nonstop where im at

Restaldt ,

“No one wants to have a civil discussion here with me”

<someone attempts to have a civil discussion with you>

“No not like that this is the literal dumbest shit ive ever heard”

Go have your enlightened centrist discussions with an ai chatbot that wont challenge you. Ever.

Restaldt ,

She should have played jar of greed so she had a chance to pull such a card

Restaldt ,

$

Restaldt ,

So exactly how the world worked before the internet except instead of getting your misinformation from aunt Becky you get disinformation from xXxFrenchmansCumsockxXx a12 year old in a foreign country… or a bot

Restaldt ,

Wdym? They have a football team

/s

Restaldt ,

How fast can you run

Restaldt ,

You have the right to an attorney should you survive my onslaught

Restaldt ,

No the world just ran out of coat hanger bones and is trying to hide it with plastic replacements

Restaldt ,

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