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LeFrog , in Non-binary
@LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

There are also only two different animals: elephants and non-elephants.

casmael ,

I think you are mistaken actually the different types of animal are frogs and not frogs

itslilith ,
@itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

There are bullfrogs and elephant bulls, so we can conclude that {🐸}∩{🐘}⊂{🐂}

casmael ,

Hmm perhaps some kind of sliding scale is in order

Zehzin ,
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

Frogness is a spectrum

Hyphlosion ,
@Hyphlosion@donphan.social avatar

That’s a very frogressive thing to say.

Jessica ,

I think you actually want {🐸}∪{🐘}⊂{🐂} because ∪ is union and ∩ is intersection. There are no frogs that are also elephants so the set would be empty and thus couldn’t contain any bulls. 😔

itslilith ,
@itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Aktshually, the empty set is a subset of any other set 🤓

But also, the fact that frogs and elephants are disjunct is conjecture at this point

MamboGator ,
@MamboGator@lemmy.world avatar

I am frog-fluid. Some days I am a frog and others I am not frog.

casmael ,

Doesn’t that happen just once, when tadpolemaxxing has been achieved ?

saigot ,

Your both wrong there are crabs and then there are crabs 🦀🦀🦀🦀

gregorum ,

we are crab 🦀

Shardikprime ,

🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀 JAGEX SERVERS ARE POWERLESS AGAINST AUTH DELAY 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

Eheran ,

Crabbbbb people craaaabbb peopleeee

AnarchistArtificer ,
hglman ,

Crabs and will eventually evolve into crab.

rickyrigatoni ,

Crabs and not yet crabs.

erie09 ,

Are these elephants in the room right now?

lugal ,

As a non-elephant in the room I feel overlooked

nifty ,
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

The elephants exist in a state of being in the room and not being in the room

SnipingNinja ,

You gotta address the elephant in the room for it to exist

whodatdair ,

Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.

needthosepylons ,
@needthosepylons@lemmy.world avatar

This comment needs way more approval

orphiebaby ,

120 is a lot.

Facebones ,

You either are crabs or have crabs

cows_are_underrated ,

Holy crab

Zyansheep ,

There are elephants, non-elephants, and undetermined elephants.

This comment was made by the intuitionistic and/or fuzzy logic gang.

bleistift2 , in efficiency
snooggums ,
@snooggums@midwest.social avatar

SMB had game file size limitations in the dozens of kilobytes range.

bruhduh ,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

Modern AAA games need optimisations too

PeterPoopshit ,

Optimization? Pffffft. Nvidia probably pays game developers to make unoptimized games just to boost gpu sales.

bruhduh ,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar
snooggums ,
@snooggums@midwest.social avatar

Yes, but not ‘every rock is identical’ optimization like back then.

WarmSoda ,

You’d be surprised

Agent641 ,

Laughs in Cities: Skylines 2

Jerkface ,

For comparison, that screenshot is 342kb, and Super Mario Bros is 40kb. The screenshot is more than 8.5 times bigger than the game it comes from.

dhtseany ,

I like this math lesson

sus ,

I managed to recreate almost the same screenshot in 5kb (and with much less compression artifacts!)

https://programming.dev/pictrs/image/4067e190-3764-4bce-a413-f98e39c53754.png

before adding the text and circles it was only 1.6kb

it’s a case where jpeg compression ironically results in the picture getting 60x larger and more blurry because everyone recompresses the images and jpeg is designed for large photos and not pixel art

Valmond ,

Use png and IDK I don’t remember which cmd line soft but it stripped out unused colors and compressed images like that one hard.

That, without the red lines and circles, and without jpeg jitter should be like 1kb. Or less less.

Now, as an oldtimer, when you load that 1kb image up, it will still take like 640x320 bytes (it was all 8bit) so 200KB of RAM. But back in the day I guess it was more like the original GB 160x144 so 22.5KB RAM needed to show that image.

Did it work like that?

No, because cartridges didn’t have a lot of space, and the consoles didn’t have much RAM, so you used tiles. You had a tile map image, each tile was 8x8 pixels pointing to a palette (so you could use 4-bits for the color. More or less so, there were a lot of ‘modes’). Each tile had a number and your screen was some 20x18 tiles x 1 byte numbers, designing the ‘tile’ to be shown at that particular position of the screen.

All done by hardware so way fast!

To make the scrolling run you had a ‘delta’ pixels to slightly move the “screen” around.

Fun times.

Time to go to bed 😪😴

s_s ,

pngcrush

Revan343 ,

ROM Cartridges like that were also basically as fast as RAM, and mapped into system memory, so you could reference things directly instead of having to load things to RAM first like off a disc

Valmond ,

Yes yes! But wasn’t there some limit, like if you had a 1Mbit cartridge you still had to shuffle the data around? Or was it just a penalty to map a different chunk of memory?

My memory is sure not that fast or reliable:-)

Notorious_handholder ,

Not the guy you replied too, and my memory is also fuzzy, but I always love how crazy and analog nes hardware was. Im like 70% sure that later in the nes lifespan they made it to where cartridges had more rom and could shuffle the data banks/tables around and that the nes could only process something like 32kb at a time I think? So they would just swap around the data sets depending on when they where needed.

Almost like one of those choose your own adventure books… Im probably horribly wrong in that summary and analogy though. It’s been years since I last got a refresher on nes tricks lol

Lojcs ,

Here’s the same image in 3.8kb (lossless jxl):

https://files.catbox.moe/03j2i4.jxl

Interestingly, lossy jxl is larger (59kb):

https://files.catbox.moe/5m1ujx.jxl

starman2112 ,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

What I would give to have modern devs work that hard to reduce file sizes

SpaceCowboy ,
@SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca avatar

Is it more than the price of a hard drive?

starman2112 ,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

For the sake of all my homies with data caps and limited hard drive funds, I would gladly give more than it costs me personally

ichbinjasokreativ ,

Games on ssds benefit from faster load times. Don’t put your games on spinning metal.

stringere ,

Because most of the time and energy are spent trying to hold on and not be tossed off by centripetal force?

Klear ,

Exactly.

ininewcrow , in Cast out from the jungle / With no rations or canteen
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Once the stove exhausts most of it’s hydrogen fuel, the stove will enter it’s Red Giant phase and grow to the size of a small car.

TheRealKuni ,

This comment makes me wish I could gild comments on Lemmy.

kattenluik ,

That’s exactly what I was missing: giant distracting icons that flash on a comment I was going to read anyways!

TheRealKuni ,

Nah, forget the stupid additional awards they added. Just the good ol’ gold. It was a great idea to help pay for servers before they corrupted it seeking profit.

fossilesque ,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

Lemmings are herbivorous, give them a leaf. 🥬

ArcaneSlime ,

This implies carnivores and/or omnivores eat gold.

Wait, do you think non-lemmings are dragons?

Annoyed_Crabby , (edited ) in For those thinking of going back to reddit. Gaze upon this comment section and reconsider.

Love. This. Comment.

This have to be bot.

Edit: thanks for the gold, stranger!

Edit2: ohh god i hate you guys.

originalucifer ,
@originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com avatar

Hell yeah!

Mrkawfee ,

Fuck yesssss

SonicBlue03 ,

This needs a coffee mug.

shootwhatsmyname ,
@shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee avatar

This just became my new favorite saying.

pinto ,

I’m using this in my daily life now

Imgonnatrythis ,

This!

shootwhatsmyname ,
@shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee avatar

🙌😍

someguy3 ,

I approve!

MsPenguinette ,

Yas!

ReallyActuallyFrankenstein ,

Upvote!

TropicalDingdong ,

Of course!

shootwhatsmyname ,
@shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee avatar

l I got my account recovery back with the help of @spezxoxo on Instagram very fast and reliable he’s going to get help you out in all what you wanna need I’m so happy 🙌

JeeBaiChow ,

Goods arrived in good condition. Will definitely buy again from this seller.

yetAnotherUser ,

I didn’t believe the giveaway was real at first but the free iPhone just arrived!

Fijxu ,

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kamenlady ,
@kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

I’m using this in my daily life now

prettybunnys ,

Love. This. Comment.

KingJalopy ,

I’m using this in my faulty life now.

Edit - swipe type typo but it’s too good to change

kindenough ,
@kindenough@kbin.social avatar

letsdoit

Rentlar ,

This comment deserves gold.

TropicalDingdong ,

Of course!

zakobjoa ,
@zakobjoa@lemmy.world avatar

My man!

NegativeLookBehind ,
@NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world avatar

YTA

PP_BOY_ ,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

NTA. Fuck around and find out

KingJalopy ,

You know what they say…

Play bitch games…

zakobjoa ,
@zakobjoa@lemmy.world avatar

Preach

crawancon ,

YES

cypherix93 ,

Lookin’ good!

franklin ,
@franklin@lemmy.world avatar

Slow down!

andrew ,
@andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun avatar

It’s probably a whole set of bots and the responses to “this needs to be a coffee mug” are some other account saying “I found one!” and that’s the whole point of the comment chain. Someone has a crappy mug to sell and constructs scenarios that seem natural ish to introduce it.

EldritchFeminity ,

There used to be a big issue on Tumblr years ago with bots trolling for comments like that and then stealing whatever picture that comment was on to sell crappy t-shirts of it or whatever. People started fighting back by posting those comments specifically on Disney stuff.

Pips ,

Well, you know what they say. Play bitch games, win bitch prizes.

TastehWaffleZ ,

THIS! THIS RIGHT HERE 💯🎉‼️

CosmicTurtle ,

Today you. Tomorrow me.

Empricorn ,

Mom’s spaghetti.

Fal ,
@Fal@yiffit.net avatar

Happy cake day

toroknos_07 ,
@toroknos_07@sh.itjust.works avatar

I know I shouldn’t say this but this

Sektor ,

Have an upboat, kind stranger.

arefx ,

Have an updoot!

mathematicalMagpie ,

There are a lot of children on it these days too.

moriquende ,

This is absolutely correct!

Yerbouti ,

RIP your inbox?

LiveLM ,

What. Do. You. Mean. Fellow. Lemmy. User. ?.
Typing. Like. This. Is. Totally. Normal. L.M.A.O.

gmtom ,

Came here to say this!

PerogiBoi ,
@PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca avatar

Thank you for this comment!

whileloop , in Here we go again
@whileloop@lemmy.world avatar

This is your hourly reminder that Brave is still Chromium and still contributes to Google’s influence over internet standards.

amnesiacrobat ,
@amnesiacrobat@lemmy.world avatar

Iirc Firefox and I think Safari are the only major non-chromium browsers. It makes me so sad because I remember Google’s “don’t be evil” days… man they left that behind

big_slap ,

they’ve lived long enough to become the bad guys

Fpsfrank85 ,
@Fpsfrank85@lemmy.world avatar

Anyone saying about duck duck go? Iv been using that and seems good

crusa187 ,

It is good for privacy, but quality of results has always felt a bit lacking to me

raunchy_noodles ,

That’s a search engine, chrome and Firefox are the browser. You can use duck duck go from either.

I haven’t heard anything negative about them yet.

Fpsfrank85 ,
@Fpsfrank85@lemmy.world avatar

I have the duck duck app on my phone, wasn’t sure if it was any different

raunchy_noodles ,

I just looked it up and you’re right. Looks like they have a browser out now. My mistake.

julianh , (edited )

Their browser is webkit on iOS since apple doesn’t allow anything else on that platform. The mac version is also webkit. And the android version is - you guess it - blink, the engine used by chromium.

Skyrkazm ,

What about Opera GX? The mobile and Desktop versions.

Fl1ppyR34 ,

Still chromium underneath, just like the normal opera

Skyrkazm ,

:disintigrate.png:

festemmie ,

chromium, and not even open source(from what i know)

nudnyekscentryk ,
@nudnyekscentryk@szmer.info avatar
Skyrkazm ,

The more you know

danielton ,
@danielton@lemmy.world avatar

The enshittification of Opera sucks… I used to like them when they had their own Presto rendering engine. I heard Vivaldi is the spiritual successor, but it, too, is based on Chromium.

c0mbatbag3l ,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

Vivaldi isn’t just the spiritual successor, it’s built by the guy who made the original Opera. Its baked in Ad and Tracker blocking rival UBO and it has all the features Fox can only hope to barely emulate with Mozilla extensions.

I’ve got FF loaded up and set up how I like, but I won’t be switching over until Vivaldi doesn’t perform correctly.

westyvw ,

Vivaldi

So re-badged Chromium with closed source changes. Dependent on the upstream chromium. Doesnt seem like a good idea to me.

c0mbatbag3l ,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

How do you know it’s dependent? Cant anyone make a fork of the engine?

westyvw ,

It isnt a fork though, its just built on top of. Which is probably smarter than a fork, they dont have to do all that other work. It is interesting that the web hints and the user agent now say Chrome in the vavaldi reporting. At least I think it did: search for “what is my user agent” and it will tell you.

c0mbatbag3l ,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

I’m not sure I did exactly what you intended but I searched it in the address/search bar and it gives me this output.

“Your user agent: Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/114.0.0.0 Safari/537.36 Vivaldi/6.1.3035.257”

westyvw ,

Wow thats kind of new too. Covering all bases, lol.

c0mbatbag3l ,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

At first I thought I did it wrong, since I got an output for basically every browser engine on the market. Does the order matter? I’m just a network engineer I don’t know much about systems beyond building hardware and installing/managing Windows and some PnP Linux Distros.

westyvw ,

I should have directed you here: www.whatsmybrowser.org

or use whatever search result you want for “what browser am i using”. It will tell you what I was trying to demonstrate.

No order does not matter, in the first thing we did it simply is announcing that it is capable to handle requests as if it was any of those browsers/versions. This second link is more to to the point.

Still, if you are happy with it, fine. I just find it somewhat depressing/worrysome that there are basically 2 choices no matter what browser you choose: Chrome (or webkit based) and Firefox. That is it. (Well ok or Safari. KHTML based - which was a fork of KDE’s Konqueror. )

danielton ,
@danielton@lemmy.world avatar

Hah you beat me to it. That’s why I said “spiritual,” because it’s still Chromium under the hood.

senoro ,

Doesn’t allow anything else on that platform yet*. Apple should be dropping the webkit requirement pretty soon and google and mozilla are already working on ios ports of their engines.

SnowdenHeroOfOurTime ,

Source?? Very exciting if true. Haven’t heard this before

senoro ,

9to5mac.com/2023/02/07/new-iphone-browsers/

I think i heard a more definitive source as well since this one is a few months old that it should be coming with ios17.

SnowdenHeroOfOurTime ,

Yeah I just googled and found that. Only problem is that it’s been 6 months and not a peep since. This is more of a policy piece than software (I think). Any reason why that capability would be tied to an os release?

senoro ,

Apple like to link updates to policy and software to ios updates when they could easily be added anytime. It’s just a thing they do. Maybe so they can tote it as a new feature for developers coming with ios 17

SnowdenHeroOfOurTime ,

Makes sense. Thanks for your responses!

Stalins_Spoon ,
@Stalins_Spoon@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Duckduckgo will stick with WebKit because they want to keep it native

Danc4498 ,

I believe duck duck go sources their results from Google somehow. For whatever that’s worth

Karyoplasma ,

DDG aggregates from Yahoo afaik.

Danc4498 ,

And I thought yahoo got it’s results from Google too… I probably have no idea though.

Kernal64 ,

This is what DDG has to say about where their results come from:

duckduckgo.com/duckduckgo-help-pages/…/sources/

Spoiler alert: It’s not Google or Yahoo.

Danc4498 ,

Interesting. And Wikipedia says yahoo gets it’s search data from Bing.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yahoo!_Search

ApathyTree ,
@ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Safari already has attestation, has for a while, so while its at least a different browser, it’s still part of the problem.

SnowdenHeroOfOurTime ,

Interesting. I didn’t know that. Safari is a piece of shit for other reasons too

Reygle ,
@Reygle@lemmy.world avatar

Example reason why Safari is shit: It’s Safari

SnowdenHeroOfOurTime ,

Yeah. They selectively adopt web standards years later than the others and the mobile and iPad versions in some ways behave completely differently from desktop (and each other). If safari just acted like the other browsers, frontend web dev would be MUCH easier.

SpeziSuchtel ,

Depends on which standards, for some css functions like backdrop-filters and mix-blend-modes it was years ahead of Firefox, where some of those had to be activated through about:config. I‘m glad Firefox catchend up in the past few years though. Also WebKit accelerated HTML5 adoption a lot.

Never had any major issues developing for Firefox, safari and chrome in the past few years though. It was quite a different story 10 years ago but nowadays 99% of the time, it works flawlessly between all major browsers for me.

SnowdenHeroOfOurTime ,

I feel like you’re referring to Firefox literally 12 years ago or more. I’m talking about today. Literally any brand new standard is not supported for 1-2 years minimum. I run into problems with safari on a near daily basis. I rarely have a weird issue in Firefox. 99% of the time chrome and Firefox behave the same. The vast majority of the time that one browser has an issue others don’t, it’s safari. It’s weird to me to get pushback on this …

SpeziSuchtel , (edited )

Backdrop filters were introduced with Firefox 103, which was released just 12 months ago. And it was a major pain for me that Firefox was the only browser I had to do workarounds for this function when Safari supported it since 2015 and chrome did since 2019.

Every platform has some problems. But it’s fairly rare for me to run into these nowadays. I still love using Firefox. But just because your experience is different than mine doesn’t mean that mine is outdated. It’s not meant to be a pushback against your comment, just sharing that there had been issues with Firefox in the past as well.

balderdash9 ,
@balderdash9@lemmy.world avatar

I’m thinking about switching to Librawolf for the privacy features

sci ,
adroidBalloon ,
@adroidBalloon@lemmy.ml avatar

the CEO is also a homophobic bigot and covid denier

Digital_man ,

Had no idea! Thanks I’m getting off brave!

TheAlbacor ,

Thanks for pointing this out! I was already using Firefox, but after looking this up I found out that they also got rid of him for being homophobic.

Firefox it is!

festemmie ,

i always use software for what it is, ignoring the beliefs of its creator, but ive already been using firefox, librewolf and mullvad browser since i moved to linux, and i have only been seeing people say stuff that shows chromium is worse. (except for people with no argument of course)

theneverfox ,
@theneverfox@pawb.social avatar

Librewolf has been pretty cool since I started using it as a sidearm with less than 600 ff tabs, how does mullvad compare?

theneverfox ,
@theneverfox@pawb.social avatar

Librewolf has been pretty cool since I started using it as a sidearm with less than 600 ff tabs, how does mullvad compare?

Hobbes ,

The CEO also donated to Prop 8 in California and a number of other bigoted conservative things.

Smokeydope ,
@Smokeydope@lemmy.world avatar

This is your hourly reminder that default Firefox isn’t that great for privacy thus librewolf exist

AndrewZen ,

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  • Smokeydope ,
    @Smokeydope@lemmy.world avatar

    Honestly I dunno on this one. Someone likes foxes more than wolves I guess lol

    Engywuck ,

    Cool. If me choosing Brave over FF contributes to the demise of the useless, cash-grab scam which Mozilla is, I’ll happily continue using Brave.

    zeppo , in Choose wisely!
    @zeppo@lemmy.world avatar

    I’m going to take the free gravel and 7 inch teleportation. The gravel is a valuable commodity which can be sold. 7 inches is enough to get through any doorway.

    I_Has_A_Hat ,

    7 inches is enough to get through any doorway.

    But not necessarily your whole body. Unless you are a beanpole and your entire body is less than 7" thick, part of your body is going to be stuck in the door.

    NewDark ,

    I want to imagine the real world would freak the fuck out the way some objects in a game engine do when you mash them together.

    Fridgeratr ,

    Instant nuclear fusion explosion

    bingbong ,

    So it’s a pretty good super power then

    BluJay320 ,
    @BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    Yes, but only once

    bingbong ,

    Just teleport 7 inches away, duh

    That should be a safe distance

    BowtiesAreCool ,

    Nah there’s enough space between atoms, they’ll just converge into perfect matrix of flesh and door

    danwardvs ,

    I’m hearing GMod/Source clunking sounds.

    zeppo ,
    @zeppo@lemmy.world avatar

    I was going to squinch up real tight every time and only teleport through glass doors

    Frozengyro ,

    That’s how you lose your butt

    zeppo ,
    @zeppo@lemmy.world avatar

    What happens though? It just gets cut off?

    MightyGalhupo ,

    Leaves a nut shaped hole in the door and that part of the door appears where your butt was

    someguy3 ,

    This was my thought.

    Rolando ,

    Ok wiseguy:

    • hold 8 inch icicle up to someone’s head
    • teleport 7 inches forward
    • "we can’t figure out what killed em!"
    Kase ,

    If you can make sure it’s just your nose that gets stuck, then pair it up with pill #4, you’ll be good. Hope that helps lol

    AeroLemming ,

    It doesn’t specify a cooldown on the teleportation. You could potentially move very quickly by rapidly teleporting, kind of like the old minecart trick in Minecraft.

    nogrub ,

    but when i see a pill it kinda seems like a one use kinda thing

    papalonian ,

    Feel like these are definitely permanent status effects

    Rolando ,

    I thought this was like the Matrix, it gives you that ability.

    Kase ,

    Maybe you gotta take a pill every time you want to teleport

    atlasraven31 ,

    The scifi book Battlefield Earth uses teleportion as a means of propulsion. The teleportation gives fighter planes a defensive and offensive advantage.

    Holyhandgrenade ,
    @Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world avatar

    By far the least crazy idea L. Ron Hubbard ever had

    nUbee ,

    I would imagine it would be like Arm pumping.

    Rai ,

    Does the teleportation create an exact copy of you and destroy who you are, or does it just move you exactly and rebuild your brain perfectly so you’re exactly the you you were before the teleport?

    CeruleanRuin ,

    Personally it would work the same as when you move through space by conventional means.

    TheRaven ,
    @TheRaven@lemmy.ca avatar

    7 inches is enough to get you mostly through a doorway.

    Doors are about 1.5 inches thick. The average chest depth of an American male is 11.5 inches.

    Teleporting yourself 7 inches forward would put a door 7 inches from your front and 3 inches from your back. You would have to only be 5.5 inches deep in order to make it entirely through the doorway without merging with the door.

    zeppo ,
    @zeppo@lemmy.world avatar

    It depends how exactly it works. If it’s the very front of my body moves forward 7 inches, yeah, that’s not great. I was hoping for measuring from the center or something. What happens if i overlap something, anyway? Nuclear fusion?

    Decoy321 ,

    It wouldn’t matter what part of your body moves if your whole body retains its shape (as in, doesn’t stretch or deform in any way). If you stay the same shape, you moving 7" means the whole of you (front, middle, and back) moving 7".

    If your body stretched during teleport, then you’ll probably have other problems aside of the displacement issue.

    TheMauveAvenger ,

    It matters what part of the body the measurement is tied to for start and finish. If it has to be the same point on the body then it’s a problem, but if the anchor point can change then there are greater possibilities.

    I can put my hand on the door and extend my foot backwards. If my hand is the anchor point to start and my foot is the anchor point to end, then certain parts of my body have teleported more than 7", but in the aggregate at least one part of my whole body is always within a 7" distance from anchor to anchor. That would mean I could teleport my whole body through any solid item that is less than 7" thick.

    BluJay320 ,
    @BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    Now you’re thinking with portals

    … wait, wrong power

    BowtiesAreCool ,

    That makes no sense

    wildginger ,

    Pre teleport hand position is A.

    Post teleport foot position is B.

    The distance between A and B is 7 inches.

    “You” teleport 7 inches, but if “you” is a relative concept thats so far undefined (are your clothes “you”? The contents of your stomach? The air in your lungs? What chemicals dissolved in your blood count as “you”?), and A and B are both “you,” technically youve teleported 7 inches while sort of fudging the actual distance.

    As with all magic, the interpretation of the rules is more important than the rules themselves.

    swab148 ,
    @swab148@startrek.website avatar

    I think we’d have to figure out at what part of the brain consciousness originates before we could implement teleportation, because you’d (almost) always want to travel exactly 7" from your point of view.

    I_Has_A_Hat ,

    No, that’s fundamentally breaking the 7 inch limit.

    In that scenario, both your hand and foot would have traveled more than 7 inches. They would have traveled 7 PLUS the pre-teleport distance between your hand and foot. That’s the same distance every part of your body would have traveled.

    It doesn’t matter how you cut it, or how you define “you”. You would be teleporting more than 7 inches. There isn’t a single part of you that would ONLY be teleporting 7 inches.

    Decoy321 ,

    Fair, but at that point you’re just arbitrarily redefining the rule of “teleport 7” away" to cheat this thought experiment.

    TheMauveAvenger ,

    Not cheating anything, just asking questions to define the parameters of the power.

    zeppo ,
    @zeppo@lemmy.world avatar

    Thanks, this helps. I had to think about it for a while. I think what I envisioned was “teleport me past any obstacle less than 7 inches”.

    GnomeKat ,
    @GnomeKat@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    The more important question is, what is the cool down? If you can just spam it really fast you can essentially move at (7inchs/teleport) * (teleports/second)… if you can spam that multiple times a second you could actually move really fast, even fly.

    SadTrain ,

    Too bad your clothes stay on the other side. I guess you can try to teleport out of county lockup too

    mosiacmango ,

    Cops dont even show up to actual crimes. Aint no one grabbing the naked dude blipping in and out of reality as they pass through walls.

    zeppo ,
    @zeppo@lemmy.world avatar

    What this comes down to is too few details. The fine print definitely matters

    kibiz0r ,

    If your clothes stay behind, then what else does?

    Dirt, dust, dead skin? Oils? Gut bacteria? Dental fillings? Food you just ate? Oxygen in your lungs? Oxygen in your blood? Implants for sure, right? What about hair, or nails?

    I can imagine a scenario where someone tries this ability for the first time only to wind up naked, perfectly clean-shaven, bleeding profusely from every orifice and extremity, breathless and doubled over in pain, convulsing on a pile of shit, hair and other gross, getting their back sliced open by disembodied toenails.

    Buddahriffic ,

    And do you swap places with matter at your destination or just fit your pieces around and into whatever is already there?

    If you don’t swap, you could end up with air in your blood stream and bacteria and fungal spores everywhere. And a chance of nuclear fusion depending on how close atoms end up to each other. And if it can fuck with things at a nuclear level, it will also fuck with them at a chemical and structural level.

    Or if you do swap, it becomes a powerful weapon where you just pop into someone’s body, putting the parts of them you overlap with where you used to be, then you just pop back out in a different spot. Bank vault door is too thick? Just teleport multiple times and you’ll get through safely as long as you can remain pretty still while going through it. If you can constantly teleport a tiny distance, you might be impervious to all attacks because stuff would get swapped before it impacts you, but that “might” is doing a lot of lifting. Though you probably also wouldn’t be able to hear sound, so you would be vulnerable when having conversations or listening to music.

    theneverfox ,
    @theneverfox@pawb.social avatar

    Free gravel is a clear winner… If there’s no limits, you could straight up build artificial islands, you could destroy cities… It’s a legit super power. Hell, unless there’s extreme limits that make it worthless, you could do a lot.

    Teleporting is tempting, and if you could use it fast enough you could fly or at least walk at insane speeds… Depending on the limits, I’d take that over gravel

    But any toaster? That’s a brain computer interface right there. Even if it’s one way, and you have to do it manually and pay for power? With 30 toasters you could type anything. You could learn stenography to do it faster. Or, if you could manipulate toasters past their capabilities, you could generate infinite power or burn down entire cities

    MBM ,

    For the gravel, I assumed it meant that any place that sells gravel is forced to give it to you for free. Still really powerful, but you have to think about the logistics.

    electrogamerman ,

    still OP. Now I control all gravel in the world.

    MTK ,

    Also if you can telelport but leave your poop behind think how easy pooping would be!

    rwhitisissle , in Ok. Now they've done it.

    Looked up the article. They’re mad that Dolly Parton, who is a very outspoken Christian, is specifically the kind who embraces the “God loves everyone and that means we should love everyone, too” ethos of Christianity. In other words, the author of the article is pissed that Dolly doesn’t gaybash. What a fucking piece of shit you have to be to sit down and be like “you know what’s wrong with this person? They aren’t cruel enough.”

    VaultBoyNewVegas ,

    Us queers love dolly parton. Whoever wrote that had no fucking clue what they’d unleash.

    ikidd ,
    @ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

    I think Dolly is who drag queens aim for, but they can’t get their hair floofy enough.

    OneWomanCreamTeam ,

    You haven’t met enough drag queens. There is no limit to how much floof the can get out of a cheap wig.

    lemonmelon ,

    See that’s the whole problem, gotta shell out for better wigs.

    “It costs a lot of money to look this cheap!”

    ericatty ,

    I heard her tell a story about how she entered a Dolly Parton drag competition on a whim. She was delighted that she lost!

    UltraMagnus0001 ,

    My hidden hair is floofy, just need some dye

    CableMonster ,

    Its never about “loving everyone” its about “accepting everyone”. Those are different things.

    rwhitisissle ,

    Not sure what your point is, but I have a hard time imagining love and acceptance not going hand in hand.

    CableMonster ,

    For example; you should always love your kid, but you should not necessarily accept what they chose to do or what they become.

    solsangraal ,

    For example; you should always love your kid, but you should not necessarily accept what they chose to do or what they become.

    good point, if i had a kid and they turned out to be a trump supporter, i would never accept that. but i also wouldn’t disown them like trump supporter parents do to their kids for being gay

    CableMonster ,

    That is a two way street, there are many people that wont be friends with trump supporters.

    Droggelbecher ,

    Oh hi mum, didn’t know you were on lemmy

    danc4498 ,

    Christians would hate Jesus

    Ghostalmedia , in Neil Armstrong spaceboot 😤😤😤😤😤😤😡😡😡😡😡😡
    @Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

    For the curious.

    The boots have two layers. This boot is the inner layer.

    https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/d05ec2ae-1293-4694-94c5-cfb9c26c09ca.jpeg

    ShitOnABrick OP ,
    @ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

    That’s quite interesting thanks for that mate

    xia ,

    This is how conspiracy theories ought to work. Perfectly fine to raise a question, and dismissed when you get the answer. Absent is the rampant speculation and unfounded claims.

    MediumGray ,
    @MediumGray@lemmy.ca avatar

    I mean, I think that’s just called science

    Smallwater ,

    It’s because they find evidence to support their truth, instead of formulating a theory based in the evidence. I’ve heard it described with the circle analogy.

    Imagine the absolute truth is a circle, but we don’t know what the shape is. By doing research, we find out certain facts as points on that circle. We can then draw straight lines between those points, and draw a shape that’s as close to the absolute truth as we can get, with the data we have. Further research and discoveries place more dots, sometimes falling outside of the lines we’ve drawn. So we redraw the shape more and more, always increasing towards that circle. That’s how science works.

    Conspiracy theorist do the opposite. They draw a random shape (that’s nowhere near a circle, like a star), and then go out to find proof that fits on that shape. Some proof is correct - it just happens to fall on the same lines as the circle. Others are completely out there, aligning with their shape, but not with the circle (because it’s not relevant to the truth). And if they do find proof that fits on the circle, but not on their star, it’s ignored.

    SkyezOpen ,

    I like debates but most conspiracy debates are absolutely insufferable because of this. No matter how many points get completely debunked, they move on to the next one, and even worse, continue spreading the debunked points afterwards. They don’t give a shit about science or the truth.

    GutixFeddit ,

    what a good suit

    sharkfucker420 ,
    @sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml avatar

    Neat, always wondered what the reason for this was

    driving_crooner ,
    @driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

    Why does they had their names on the clothes? Were they kindergarteners?

    todd_bonzalez ,

    It’s a ~$700,000 space suit custom tailored for a single astronaut on a single mission. Why wouldn’t it have the astronaut’s name stitched into it?

    Also, have you never seen a NASA/Air Force/Military uniform in general? They all wear their names somewhere.

    simplejack ,
    @simplejack@lemmy.world avatar

    Also, so you can quickly put on the correct suit, quickly, in pretty disorienting conditions.

    GBU_28 ,

    Who shit in my suit!

    simplejack ,
    @simplejack@lemmy.world avatar

    That would be disorienting.

    Tar_alcaran ,

    It’s a 700k suit to make in today’s money.

    That doesn’t include R&D, and very notably doesn’t include things the life support backpack or helmet either. If you add those, you come to something like nearly 2 million in 1967 money, or nearly 19 million in modern money.

    todd_bonzalez ,

    $700k was calculated assuming T&D and 2024 dollars, so you’re doubling down on math I already did.

    The total budget for the suits in 1967 dollars was $100K/suit.

    Tar_alcaran ,

    Best I could find were a 5 million and 100m dollar order for the 60ish suits plus 20m for what I’m guessing are 60 more PLSS units, though I’ll admit there might be fewer of those. Inflation happens and you’re on my number. But if you have a better source than someone said it on a forum once, I’ll gladly accept it.

    Regardless, it was crazy expensive, and shouldn’t be swapped out with the other. The point stands

    simplejack ,
    @simplejack@lemmy.world avatar

    Custom tailored suits that have to fit you perfectly so you don’t die. And might have to put them on very fast in an emergency, in low or zero g, with potential limited light. Big, high contrast, labels are probably helpful.

    Also, these things were tested and iterated on repeatedly. If something is on that suit, it’s often because it’s solving a problem that was identified in a past test.

    over_clox , in Microplastic overdose

    I’ve been told that the stuff isn’t actually plastic, but rather clear cellulose, and can in a pinch be used as a wrap to roll a joint. Yes clear cellulose papers do exist, but you think I’d actually trust smoking cheese wrapping stuff? Hell no!

    Regardless, after hearing that years ago, I did try burning a cheese wrap after that, and much to my surprise the wrap didn’t melt like plastic, it burned like paper.

    I just got done trying it again, with a different brand of cheese, and yeah this one burned and melted like plastic. ☹️

    I guess different cheese makers use different wrapping material, but either way, if someone suggests rolling a joint in cheese wrap, just say NO!

    AFLYINTOASTER ,

    You are a modern day Magellan, never change

    Osa-Eris-Xero512 ,

    You can't just drop a thesis like that without telling us what the good brand was my guy :(

    over_clox ,

    LMFAO! I hear ya there!

    Sorry to say that I don’t remember what brand of cheese it was the first time I tried that years ago, but I can tell you what brand not to use as I just basically confirmed they use plastic wrap, Great Value.

    I never did try rolling or smoking a joint with either test though. Being naturally skeptical about the random advice, I only tested just burning the wrap by itself. Weed costs too much to waste on experiments ya know haha!

    Chronographs ,

    Of course it was Walmart’s store brand

    over_clox ,

    Indeed, what else should we expect? ☹️

    grue ,

    I can tell you what brand not to use as I just basically confirmed they use plastic wrap, Great Value

    Wal-Mart’s store brand being shit doesn’t surprise me in the slightest.

    pastermil ,

    I can help you on that.

    The brand is Trip. It works alright (both for rolling and smoking), but there are better paper (e.g. Raw).

    I’d consider it as mostly gimmick. Again, not a bad product overall, tho.

    thesprongler ,

    I have clear rolling papers and they’re a cool gimmick but not at all practical for everyday use. Harder to roll and doesn’t stick to itself as well.

    over_clox ,

    That just might depend on the brand and what sort of glue they used, if any. I dunno, the handful of times I smoked clear doobies with my friends, they held together just fine. 🤷‍♂️

    pete_the_cat ,

    They also don’t seem to burn nearly as well. IME they always needed to be relit multiple times.

    SpezCanLigmaBalls ,
    @SpezCanLigmaBalls@lemmy.world avatar

    Challenge accepted

    over_clox ,

    Upvoted for username haha! Good luck, test first…

    MaxVoltage ,
    @MaxVoltage@lemmy.world avatar

    notin America

    jopepa ,

    I wonder if there’s any correlation with cheese wrapper joints and strains named cheese.

    over_clox ,

    I dunno how things are today, but not too many years ago if you searched Google Images for blue cheese, some of the images it would bring up would actually be nuggets of weed haha!

    AnUnusualRelic ,
    @AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

    I knew it wasn’t cheese! Cellulose!

    geissi ,

    I’ve been told that the stuff isn’t actually plastic,

    Some even claim this stuff is cheese

    FlyingSquid , in A legend has left us
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    Permabanned for getting my hopes up like that.

    peopleproblems ,

    Flying Squid doing the Lord’s Work again

    inb4_FoundTheVegan , in Mildred
    @inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world avatar

    I say this as a trans woman. I will support, defend and love you no matter what sis.

    But…

    Fucking Mildred!?

    NegativeInf ,

    That’s my great grandma’s name. I think it’s pretty nice. Lol.

    inb4_FoundTheVegan ,
    @inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world avatar

    Oh sure, I bet your Great Grandma is a lovely person and I have nothing against her or her name.

    But, it is very much a GREAT GRANDMA sort of name that is super out of date. I would be exactly as critical as a parent naming their child Mildred.

    blackbrook ,

    This generational. I’ve seen a number of names I thought of as grandma names come back into fashion. People who are young enough not to have experienced grandmas with those names pick them. Gertrude is a grandma name to me, BTW, not a great-grandma name. I actually had a grandma named Gertrude. Welcome to old. (Edit: my brain glitched from Mildred to Gertrude there. Looking forward to Alzheimers.)

    Infynis ,
    @Infynis@midwest.social avatar

    My partner’s favorite name is Edith

    VelvetStorm ,

    Edith Cranwinkle, chair person of the art crawl! Maybe you’re not such a horrible, greasy, perverted, shabby, two - bit, filthy, disgusting pig, Bob!

    ApathyTree ,
    @ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    I low-key hope Agnes doesn’t come back… that’s my middle name… can’t stand it. I know it was my great grandmothers name, but I never met the woman… and it just feels… harsh. (Probs because I only heard it when I was in trouble, or when people were making fun of me)

    Plus side, my mom got talked out of naming me “Elsbeth”, which is a very very defunct precursor to Elizabeth (which she didn’t like)… Since frozen with Elsa, that probably would have been ok, but it didn’t come out until I was in my checks release very late 20s, by which point the damage would have been done.

    But hey I can’t complain too much on the naming lottery… my sister has a fully 100% boys name. Her middle name is a French version of Patrick.

    VelvetStorm ,

    I wish my middle name Shay (its the name i go by)would come back or be a thing for men. I’ve only ever met 2 other people in my age range with it, and both were women, and the one person outside of my age range was an old old old woman. I dislike my first name to such a large extent that I choose to go by Shay.

    ApathyTree ,
    @ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    I feel your pain. I wish I had a better first name or middle name to go by but I’m stuck between a shit place and a shitter place. And none of the nicknames I tried to get assigned actually worked out for me so… I either get nicknames I hate as much as the name itself or nothing. Super fun!

    And if you want to change names, holy fuck, best of luck!

    At least you have something you can relate to? I have never met anyone, of any gender, named Shay. I know that doesn’t necessarily help… but… it’s definitely not something I’d (as a solid middle age sort of person) consider a gendered name. Not more so than Aaron/Erin or any other neutral name…

    VelvetStorm ,

    When you meet new people just tell them whatever name you prefer even if it’s not your name. 2ish years ago, I started going by Shay by just telling people that. But there were people who have always known me by my other name, but I just told them I always hated that name, so call me Shay, and I gently corrected them every time they called me by my other name. The only people who still call me by me og name is my wife and my girlfriend(poly relationship not cheating), but they are working on it.

    ApathyTree ,
    @ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    There’s no name I actively want to go by, is the problem. I’ve tried with minor changes but nobody took them and they aren’t things I can just be like “this is me” because it… wouldn’t be actually? I’m envious of people who have the option to choose their own name, or how to apply it. Mine is so short there’s like 2 nickname options and I hate both. Passionately.

    Best I’ve ever come up with would take a full name change (first middle last) to be worth doing. And that’s not worth doing.

    I’m super glad it was effective for you, though, honestly that’s what matters. If it matters enough that you have a preference, it matters. My preference is just “anything else please” and that’s not a good option for most people, which… legit.

    No judgement on your relationships, whatever works. I haven’t the energy to be weird about it :)

    VelvetStorm ,

    Well, im sorry to hear that. I get how you feel, and I hope it can change for you if that’s what you want. Ya polyamory is hard work and a lot of communication, but it can be super rewarding when it works.

    ApathyTree ,
    @ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    Im super glad it works for you, same with a self-directed name :)

    No need for sorrow, I think I’m just too old to see myself the way I’d have liked several decades back :)

    Either way, I hope you have a wonderful night friend! I hope to run into you again :)

    the_crotch ,

    Women named Agnes should be required by law to marry a man named Abner

    lugal ,

    Technically we know neither OOP’s nor Mildred’s age or generation

    Zidane ,

    Also my great grandmother’s name… Cousin?

    5714 ,

    Do you accept Morgana or Gertrude better?

    MelastSB ,

    Morgana rocks, like Morrigan

    ramble81 ,

    Darkstalkers ftw.

    Viking_Hippie ,
    PopcornPrincess ,

    Morgana reminds me of LoL.

    melvisntnormal ,

    Morgana

    Only if I can still decide when I go to sleep

    Drivebyhaiku ,

    I throw no shade on Mildred… As long as she’s one of those girls who like dress in 1950’s fashions and is way too into electroswing.

    Then it’s only fitting.

    captainlezbian ,

    As a trans woman, fuck yeah Mildred. Take that awful name and make it your own. Sure you could’ve been a Megan or a Maria or even a McKenzie, but anyone could pull those off. You chose Mildred to flex on us plebs

    inb4_FoundTheVegan ,
    @inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world avatar

    In contrary to my own comment, I entirely agree with this take.

    captainlezbian ,

    So many of us have a ridiculous name. I kept mine to my middle name, but so many don’t, so I can just fully embrace someone deciding she’s talking great grandma’s name and damn the consequences

    inb4_FoundTheVegan ,
    @inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world avatar

    I actually sort of am the opposite! Growing up my deadname had an unusual spelling. It was literally immposible for someone to spell it correctly on their first attempt. So every form filled out on my behalf had to be corrected, everytime my name was called there would be a double checking moment who I am. It was just a huge giant pain in the ass and even as a kid I knew I would change it, even for non trans reasons. So my chosen name is much more basic, it’s actually one of the most popular names for my birth year.

    I can’t tell ya what a sigh of relief I give off when a cashier asks my name and just spells it correctly without giving it thought. that I can say who I am and people just… know that it’s the person on the forum. So y’all are 10,000,000% valid and I love your damn the consequences vibes! But for me? I’m so happy with my basic simple unremarkable name.

    captainlezbian ,

    I get that, unfortunately my hard to spell name is my last name and I liked it too much to change it. I also didn’t realize that my common name has so many spellings, but by fuck do a lot of people insist on proving that. I also just like having a name that doesn’t instantly draw people’s attention, especially since my last name does.

    My middle name on the other hand is fucking ridiculous, but it’s easy to spell so there’s that.

    CreativeShotgun ,

    I had some friends that saved me from…Edith ugh.

    Then i did a juke and went with Eleanore lol

    inb4_FoundTheVegan ,
    @inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world avatar

    Haaaa! I actually think Eleanore is a very pretty name, it has an elegant quality to me? Good pick! ♥

    pyre ,

    cishet dude here so i dunno how much what I’m about to say matters but I’ve always liked the name Eleanor(e) because The Practice is my favorite procedural series and in that show Eleanor was a badass woman with strong convictions and morals.

    she also was in one of the coolest scenes in tv imo, having a very heated argument entirely in sign language. here’s an unfortunately terrible recording of it: youtu.be/CwV9dHHQj-8

    anyway i think Eleanore is a cool name, but more than that, once people associate it with you that’s what they will think about when they hear the name, the kind of person you are. not the other way around.

    barsoap ,

    Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
    Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before;
    But the silence was unbroken, and the stillness gave no token,
    And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, “Lenore?”
    This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, “Lenore!”—
    Merely this and nothing more.

    rektdeckard ,
    @rektdeckard@lemmy.world avatar

    Lol, Edith and Mildred are literally my grandmothers’ names. Edith is a badass and just turned 99.

    inb4_FoundTheVegan , in That's some big inflation
    @inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world avatar

    I feel bad for these women who just took a picture at lunch, and now are being body shamed.

    Like, yeah, it’s a meme. I know I’m a buzz kill and will get downvoted. But this still sucks.

    plofi ,

    How are they being body shamed? I don’t see anybody saying one is better than the other. Some people like bigger boobs, some people like smaller boobs so there isn’t a correct answer. I can see them being objectified sure, but I wouldn’t call it body shaming.

    Fern ,
    @Fern@lemmy.world avatar

    Ye, objectified is probs what they meant.

    inb4_FoundTheVegan ,
    @inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world avatar

    Yup, honestly I debated on which word to use but objectified would’ve been best.

    GladiusB ,
    @GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

    How is this being objectified though? If one is a brunette and the other is blonde is an observation. It’s not saying they are only an object. It’s just a description of an attribute.

    afraid_of_zombies ,

    Pejoratives don’t have to make sense. Don’t take it personally.

    okasen ,

    We’re not talking about hair colour though, this is obviously reducing a pic of some friends to “haha big booba small booba”. That’s kind of textbook objectification.

    GladiusB ,
    @GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

    Way to take my point, not listen, and completely make it personal. It’s exactly what I meant. That it’s just a difference you can see. That’s the same as the color of their shirts. It’s obvious if you have eyes. Pointing out the contrast is the root of the joke and can work just because it is so obvious. That is the only point I am making.

    SoleInvictus ,
    @SoleInvictus@lemmy.world avatar

    Did we read the same comment?

    inb4_FoundTheVegan ,
    @inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world avatar

    I debated which term to use and decided on body shaming because it was a touch vague. Bottom line is that these two women were just at lunch and now people are reducing it to just their breasts. Objectified would’ve probably been a clearer word choice, but I think since the meme is making a comparison between the two its inherently body shaming. Regardless of whichever one you personally think is more attractive.

    Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In , (edited )

    Surely the meme is in the eyes of the viewer. Who decided this was about breasts?

    Laticauda ,

    The meme did. Literally the meme is a “joke” about breast size.

    Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In ,

    The meme says “actual inflation” and “reported inflation”.

    Why isn’t this a joke about hair length? What are YOU projecting?

    THE_MORTAL ,
    @THE_MORTAL@lemmy.today avatar

    Don’t play dumb there as there is no need

    Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In ,

    My point is that the “offensive” part of this meme exists purely in the viewer’s head.

    People are being offended by their own thoughts.

    THE_MORTAL ,
    @THE_MORTAL@lemmy.today avatar

    Ok you are a narc and i can’t change your mind .

    Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In ,

    What do narcotics have to do with this?

    intensely_human ,

    That generation thinks they can reassign the meaning of all words without issue. They’re trying to use “narc” to mean narcissist.

    Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In ,

    Ah OK. Thanks.

    Kinda ironic being called a narcissist for discussing how other people feel about something.

    intensely_human ,

    I think exemplified is the most accurate term here.

    But it doesn’t have a negative connotation, so it doesn’t fit with what you all are trying to do here.

    HappycamperNZ ,

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  • FlapKap ,

    Or they just posted a lunch picture to their social media and somebody grabbed it and made a meme out of it. Your body doesn’t determine what intention you have when you post pictures

    afraid_of_zombies ,

    Don’t put a picture of yourself on social media. Also don’t make fun of how a person looks. Everyone sucks as far as I can tell.

    sharkwellington ,

    If you had lunch with a friend, took a picture, and posted it online, would it have been to “show off”? Ask yourself why you’re making that assumption about the subjects of this photo.

    klemptor ,
    @klemptor@startrek.website avatar

    Oh for god’s sake. We women aren’t thinking about our chests 24/7. Sometimes we just want to share a pic we took with a friend.

    sharkwellington ,

    Agreed, this is pretty gross.

    Cold_Brew_Enema ,

    What? No one here is body shaming. I mean maybe you are, but no one else is

    inb4_FoundTheVegan , (edited )
    @inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world avatar

    How exactly am I body shaming? You can decide whichever one you personally find more attractive, we all can, but these are just two women with breasts at lunch. Probably posted it to Facebook/IG, and now there are people using a meme to compare their bodies, neither one of them is better or worse, but the meme is inviting us to judge, so they are both being body shamed for not having the others. Objectified would’ve been a clearer word choice, but we can use whatever word you feel fits best so long as we agree this concept is gross.

    intensely_human ,

    The meme is inviting us to see: BIG and LITTLE.

    If that’s a basis of judgment for you, own it as your own thing instead of trying to put that on others.

    inb4_FoundTheVegan ,
    @inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world avatar

    Totally ignoring the majority of women are mocked for having big or little breasts at many points in their life. If you are going to play dumb about it then I can’t help you, but you should really talk to any woman you have in your life and let them explain it to ya. I’m not gonna walk you through an extremely common experience.

    Resonosity ,

    Assigning big = better and small = worse is indeed a judgement.

    I think some people would argue that smaller growth = better since economies do better given slow change rather than rapid change, as rapid change might lead to rebounds.

    By even recognizing traits that seem similar across humans, we’re isolating those parts of them while ignoring the richness of their being. It is objectification.

    But objectification is only detrimental when we assign judgements to what we compare. I’m not a woman so I haven’t experienced the turmoil in those comparing breasts or other factors that men desire, but I am taller than average so I get the other end of the stick in how men are judged based on their height - often by women.

    Being short or tall has nothing to do with your intrinsic value as a human being, but there is extrinsic value created by those outside of us. I agree in that we should be prioritizing the former instead of the latter in society, which is why posts like this are problematic.

    InquisitiveApathy ,

    Thank you. I almost typed out a similar comment, but deleted it.

    Although this meme is just supposed to be “thing, bigger thing” maybe half the time I see it it’s someone trying to say “thing, objectively better thing” and it just feels really gross. I hate most memes that are just stolen social media posts of people living their lives honestly.

    inb4_FoundTheVegan ,
    @inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world avatar

    I’m delighted that I am not alone in this take. :)

    intensely_human ,

    Higher inflation is definitely not objectively better so you can stop worrying about that interpretation.

    MeanEYE ,
    @MeanEYE@lemmy.world avatar

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  • inb4_FoundTheVegan ,
    @inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world avatar

    So false advertising

    gtfo with that.

    Her breasts are HERS. Not yours or anyone else viewing her. She is not advertising! She is wearing whatever clothes feel comfortable to her and at no point does that become something she should be criticized for.

    MeanEYE ,
    @MeanEYE@lemmy.world avatar

    It’s a joke dude, chill the fuck out.

    inb4_FoundTheVegan ,
    @inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world avatar

    It’s a joke

    No it’s casual misogyny. You need to remove the entire “bras are false advertising” concept from your mind. It’s not funny.

    MeanEYE ,
    @MeanEYE@lemmy.world avatar

    Is it now? Everything’s a misogyny. Girls putting bra, misogyny, guys noticing pushup bras which are designed to drive attention, misogyny. Not noticing, misogyny. Breathing misogyny. And it is damn funny. Not as funny as reading your comment history… “gender is a thought crime”, hilarious. Luckily most of society doesn’t bend to your will otherwise you’d be policing what everyone is allowed to think and quoting freedom of speech at the same time.

    inb4_FoundTheVegan ,
    @inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world avatar

    Is it now? Everything’s a misogyny.

    Luckily most of society doesn’t bend to your will

    Pick a lane. Is everything misogyny or am I a lone tyrant?

    “gender is a thought crime”, hilarious.

    That was fallaciously mocking someone, but ya know. Go off. Be mad.

    guys noticing pushup bras which are designed to drive attention

    Nope. 100% bullshit. Clothes are for the person wearing them, nothing about this has to do with driving attention. And it’s wildly arrogant to assume otherwise. You know that tons of women wear sexy underwear without showing anyone right? That’s because its for THEM, and not for any one else.

    You seem great, good talk.

    PhreakyByNature ,

    “Clothes are for the person wearing them, nothing about this has to do with driving attention.”

    I agree here, but there are plenty of women who wear specific clothes to garner attention. That, too, is their perogative. At the end of the day the attention is still for them, not the person giving the attention, so it still ties back to your initial point I guess!

    intensely_human ,

    Don’t take any guff from these swine, MeanEYE. These bullies don’t define you.

    Just wanted to let you know you’re not alone here.

    Laticauda ,

    “It’s a joke” is not an acceptable defence for being a dickhead. It just makes it a shitty “joke” that only a dickhead would think is funny.

    MeanEYE ,
    @MeanEYE@lemmy.world avatar

    It absolutely is. The fact you lack humor in any shape or form is a problem of your own. More to the point, what others find funny is not up to you to decide, luckily. Otherwise we’d have a nations of people with brooms stuck up their ass. And I think only a blockhead with no sense of humor is not capable of understanding a joke. So there, I am equally in the right of deciding what is shitty and what is not, as you are.

    Pinklink ,

    Wrong. Comedic license: you can joke about ANYTHING, as long as the joke is funnier than the thing is fucked up to joke about. Things you don’t seem to understand: who decides if your joke is funny? The audience, aka literally anyone/everyone but the joke teller. How do I know if my joke is deemed funny? If a large portion of the audience, preferably over 50%, deem it so.

    intensely_human ,

    So a joke that less than 50% of people think is funny, isn’t funny?

    You collectivists are so twisted in how you see truth.

    Pinklink ,

    …a large portion of the audience, preferably over 50%…

    You whatever group I determine you ascribe to cus I guess that’s how it works now always ignore the the intricacies to embolden your own point

    intensely_human ,

    Yes I agree one should not be a dickhead for no reason. So please stop.

    birbs ,

    Comments like this are why I like Lemmy, y’all are good people.

    intensely_human ,

    It’s a good people thing to make problems where none exist?

    THE_MORTAL ,
    @THE_MORTAL@lemmy.today avatar

    I was about to tear OP a hole for the same thing glad i am not alone and atleast a few lemmings share my view

    jadedwench ,

    I hear you. I just start to think about how expensive bras are at that size. They are expensive enough as it is and I am thankful I can stick to something comfy from TomboyX.

    I really wish we didn’t exploit people on the Internet quite so much. Do these girls even know or approve of their pictures being posted?

    AI_toothbrush ,

    How is this bodyshaming? Its just natural that some people have bigger breasts than other people. There are also meme formats where one of them is taller or something so is that also bodyshaming or what?

    Retrograde ,
    @Retrograde@lemmy.world avatar

    While I agree with the message of the meme, it does kinda suck to use real people’s bodies as the representation

    theonyltruemupf ,

    And this is one of the less problematic memes of this template, there are way worse ones :(

    byroon ,

    Honestly really sad that some people seem to be more upset by you writing “body shamed” instead of “objectified” than they are about the objectification happening in the OP

    Kusimulkku ,

    Shamed?

    hector ,

    Yeah it does not feel right to push sexist beliefs onto people who just took a photo

    StrongHorseWeakNeigh , in Benny 😍😍😍

    Fake Ben Shapiro tweets are always hilarious

    FartsWithAnAccent ,
    @FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io avatar

    Such a plausible thing for him to say I didn't even question it.

    Gork ,

    I want to believe

    FatTony ,
    @FatTony@lemmy.world avatar

    It doesn’t even have to be plausible to be funny. Anything read in his goblin voice is funny.

    “Let’s say for the sake of this argument in a theoretical hole, under the ground, there lived let’s say a hobbit…”

    nilloc ,

    Figured Ben would be going a different direction with the theoretical ground hole…

    ArbiterXero ,

    I literally came to the comments to find out if it was real or not.

    Because quite frankly, I would probably believe either way .

    db2 ,

    I wouldn’t believe he’d have stopped there.

    Ranvier ,

    I ate the onion on this one for a second.

    _tezz ,

    Thanks for introducing me to this phrase haha

    LodeMike OP ,

    You got any more :)

    brbposting , (edited )

    Hey @LodeMike - loved the post.

    After sharing my concerns and receiving affirmational feedback, I have made a very small edit to this image.

    https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/0b64e0dc-3e66-4e0c-81b1-953bdb42b002.jpeg

    Please consider using Lemmy’s awesome image hot swap feature to update the image. You may simply tap edit and paste the following link:

    
    <span style="color:#323232;">https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/0b64e0dc-3e66-4e0c-81b1-953bdb42b002.jpeg
    </span>
    

    If there any mods reading through here, I might suggest a rule asking folks to use their best judgment to include a similar indicator in similar circumstances.

    I’m not much of an “/s” guy, but I think these six letters (parody) can avoid misleading without ruining the fun :)

    some_guy ,

    We don’t need shit like that around here. Conservative / christofascist fucks say enough things that we can malign. Don’t make shit up unless it’s impossible for someone to misperceive as real.

    StrongHorseWeakNeigh ,

    Yeah but it’s funny.

    Also, one could argue that by taking the piss out of some of these people, they’ll be taken less seriously overall. Which is a good thing.

    FlyingSquid ,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    Like the others, I didn’t think it was fake.

    This is the guy who doesn’t think aroused women have wet vaginas after all.

    jezebel.com/wet-pussy-stumps-ben-shapiro-18446786…

    And his wife is a doctor too.

    conditional_soup , in And now Bezos is trying to insert ads everywhere

    Tbh, the worst part is when you pay for it and still get ads anyway. Feels like double dipping, but it’s obviously going to happen because wall street doesn’t like when line only goes up a little.

    Bonehead ,

    Welcome to cable TV in the late 80s...

    dan ,

    Yeah that’s totally galling. Shrinkflationfor online services.

    You know some shiny-suited corporate asshole got a huge bonus for coming up with that though.

    Fried_out_Kombi ,
    @Fried_out_Kombi@lemmy.world avatar

    Enshrinklification of the internet

    HerbalGamer ,

    Rolls off the tongue

    eatham ,
    @eatham@aussie.zone avatar

    En-shrink-if-ication

    HerbalGamer ,

    missed an L

    Adori ,
    @Adori@lemmy.world avatar

    Man’s only gets Ws

    affiliate ,

    the problem is that making the line go up even a little gets exponentially harder with time. because the graph not going up at any given point in time is so unimaginably horrible to them, they keep having to think of new insidious ways of satisfying it

    spankinspinach ,

    I actually find myself wondering lately “what’s so bad about stable (+/- 5%/annum) profits for some stretches of time.” Sure you’re not eating up market share, but a couple million in the pocket every year really isn’t that bad…

    I… May not be cut out for capitalism…

    FlexibleToast ,

    Only private companies can get away with thinking like that. Companies that can put the stakeholder’s interest ahead of the shareholder.

    Wolf_359 ,

    Companies who stay private can do this. It’s when you have investors that you’re fucked and the ponzi scheme starts.

    The idea, in its purest form, is that companies will innovate to keep investors happy. They will keep expanding and making wonderful new products. As an example, a printer company will start making phones, then laptops, then maybe expand into chemicals or farm equipment, making bold innovations at every step.

    Companies who can’t innovate do this shit (inflate prices until they suck) and then they die because they’re no longer competitive.

    …in theory.

    hemko ,

    Yeah it’s crazy. We have TV plan with some 100 channels bundled up with internet, and sometimes rarely when I watch TV I’m just baffled by the fact a paid service still is full of ads

    Touching_Grass ,

    We let it happen. You either put your foot down at the first instance of this thing or you lose any ability to do it because it eventually gets so big you can’t stop it without some whole new technology. But there’s always going to be people who say “how else are people going to pay for websites if not advertising” I say not my fucking problem. Just like robbing my free time with bullshit ads wasn’t their problem.

    clonedhuman ,
    @clonedhuman@lemmy.world avatar

    I’ve become a strong proponent of the joys of piracy.

    billy_bollocks ,

    This. I’m building a media server as we speak. Fuck these assholes

    railsdev ,

    I really which torrents would move to i2p. There’s just not enough available there to make it feasible for direct streaming.

    IHaveTwoCows ,

    I am a strong proponent of finding other hobbies, but I have never been a fan of tv in general

    billy_bollocks ,

    This is really the best option. Plus media server

    jmankman ,

    The creator of the radio and even the US government were wary of the idea of introducing ads into American living rooms, but look at us now.

    steelrat , (edited )
    @steelrat@lemmy.world avatar

    Given my entertainment options, I found a small developer that sells an app for a couple bucks that allows me to pull streams through my phone and transcode it and chromecast it to my projector. Juijitsu Kaisen never looked so good.

    SnipingNinja ,

    Which app?

    steelrat , (edited )
    @steelrat@lemmy.world avatar

    play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.instant…

    I guess I should mention they also defang, adblock, and can fake useragents if they attempt to block based on usermask/profiling. See why I wanted to pay this cat?

    Synctrex , in gotdamn

    “working as a server” - I have to get rid of thinking everything is about computers…

    Fuck_u_spez_ ,

    I have a friend who asks people whether they’re running Windows or Linux when we go out to eat and they come to our table to introduce themselves as our server. None of them has yet to get the (bad) joke and I die inside a little more every time I hear it.

    Synctrex ,

    That’s hilarious but I would also cringe every time.

    thepianistfroggollum ,

    Time to give my wife another reason to sigh at me in public.

    kungen ,

    What’s he going to say when they respond “FreeBSD” one day?

    Zoboomafoo ,
    @Zoboomafoo@yiffit.net avatar

    “Can I have your number” would be a good start

    onionbaggage ,

    No, they get it. It’s just not funny.

    preciouspupp ,

    Responding to HTTP request all day is hard work.

    ArtisinalBS ,

    For the last time, make the coffee yourself, I AM A TEAPOT!

    Mossheart ,

    I see an HTTP 418 in the wild, I upvote.

    AstralWeekends ,

    Not when every response is a 503 (taps head)!

    Apollo ,

    For a second I wondered if it was an old timey job, similar to how one could be employed as a computer.

    Schadrach ,

    I mean, you needed someone to crunch non-financial numbers before machines were invented to do that. A major discovery in astronomy (the relationship between period and luminosity) that’s central to how we measure distances in space was actually made by a woman doing that job (Henrietta Swan Leavitt). If she’d lived a few years longer she likely would have won the Nobel for it.

    Apollo ,

    I hadn’t heard of her, thanks for putting her name on my radar!

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