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jaybone ,

I run perl on arch btw

jaybone ,

Those patrons of the arts the medicis were the oligarchs of their time.

jaybone ,

And it took him like 30 years.

jaybone ,

Looks like he lost weight too. Good for him.

GRAVITY IS A SCAM!! Try pissing upside down. Checkmate, whatever this is.

jaybone ,

Now show the face when you realize McDonald’s doesn’t have any food.

jaybone ,

He’s in the back seat of the car. You can’t see it in OP’s pic.

jaybone ,

The librulz are hiding the gay frogs!!!

jaybone ,

And it says the hours are 9 to 5. Who the fuck cares then? If it takes you four hours to get from south east London to north west London, then there’s half of your day. Grab some crisps or some spotted dick and put some footie on your vodafone in the tube.

jaybone ,

You… you’ve seen his commercials right? He seems like not only the kind of guy who would represent himself, but he would also be on a ton of cocaine when he does it.

jaybone ,

Tf is a roastie?

jaybone ,

I had an aunt named Virginia.

jaybone ,

I think lawyers in these states lobby for this shit. What a grift. Take more federal tax dollars.

jaybone ,

That seems not at all unreasonable compared to other salaries/prices today. You must live in a very affordable area.

jaybone ,

Wait… Do we not like NAT now??

jaybone ,

Doesn’t that mean private non-routable subnets like 10.x or 192.x have always been a hack?

jaybone ,

go to visit my dad in prison

he asked me to smuggle in some cocaine

I hide it in my firetruck

give him the firetruck

he hides the firetruck in his ass

all the other inmates make fun of him for hiding a firetruck in his ass

he builds a prison gang drug empire

he has everyone that laughed at him killed

now my firetruck smells funny

jaybone ,

This guy fricatives.

jaybone ,

Once they are already in the position it wouldn’t be too hard to move them to the guillotine.

jaybone ,

They know what they’re doing.

jaybone ,

Also it gives the uneducated the opportunity to associate education with evil.

jaybone ,

I don’t get it. Is this a play on whether they report to you or not?

I might have said “two or more to speak with our complaint department.”

jaybone ,

-The world’s most ambitious dog

jaybone ,

Joke’s on you, I never leave my mom’s basement.

jaybone ,

Tag should say USDA.

jaybone ,

I wished I could go back in time and kill DevOps, before it became a thing.

jaybone ,

Then what are the time cops doing about Trump?

jaybone ,

He’ll take it through political means, by running candidates that support his regime. Then he will put an end to democracy there. Kind of like Hong Kong.

jaybone ,

^ when you’re done ruining Twitter for the day.

jaybone ,

Lava rock tends to be very porous and “crumbly” though right? I would think it turns to soil faster than most other types of rock.

jaybone ,

Have you ever had a tostada?

jaybone ,

Not sure if my incorrect spelling above is the issue. But this is from Wikipedia, which seems to reflect my understanding of what this is.

Tostada is the name given to various dishes in Mexico and Guatemala which include a toasted tortilla as the main base of their preparation. The name usually refers to a flat or bowl-shaped tortilla that is deep-fried or toasted, but may also refer to any dish using a tostada as a base.

Edit: oh wait I did spell it correctly…

jaybone ,

I did something similar, except I don’t have a second drive with windows.

jaybone ,

lol that sounds annoying.

jaybone ,

Also his kid was kind of… I don’t know, special?

I’m trying to figure out who Riley’s kid was?

jaybone ,

How is it no one has access to these tapes?

jaybone ,

Should treat it with a firing squad.

jaybone ,

lol and saying “we” were the good guys in the civil war implies that we were also the bad guys, so that one cancels.

jaybone ,

They’re also not at a table. So this whole thing is pretty much bullshit.

jaybone ,

lol that isn’t shit. The corporations buy and sell this guy like a slave. 2.4M are pennies to these people. That money is nothing to them. Fuck you Clarence Thomas.

jaybone ,

Guy on the left has this maniacal smile. Like he just got an A on the midterm at Clown College for Advanced Villainry.

jaybone ,

Potatoes are apex root vegetables.

jaybone ,

This is exactly how someone classified as human would respond to this kind of question.

jaybone ,

Edgy

jaybone ,

Right. And I don’t want any Chinese spyware, or NSA spyware, or Israeli spyware on any of my shit either. But here we are I guess.

jaybone ,

Probably Indian companies that handle US data and are themselves a party to the crimes.

jaybone ,

How does a government hit benefit them?

jaybone ,

Delete, pay scammer, or pay us. We offer you 10% off what the scammer is charging if you sign up for our monthly anti scammer subscription.

jaybone ,

More useful at collecting your data.

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