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Coffeemonkepants , in Texas Republicans Ban Women From Using Highways for Abortion Appointments

This is incredibly fucked up. Handmaid’s tale was a documentary.

worldwidewave ,

Get ready for highway checkpoints for pregnant women, coming to a red state near you.

agent_flounder ,
@agent_flounder@lemmy.world avatar

Complete with fences, barbed wire and “papers, please”

partial_accumen ,

“I noticed your had a license plate light out, Ma’am. Please get out of the car and pee on this test strip.”

elvith ,

“No, ma’am, right here in public while I watch. We need to make sure, that the liquid on the strip is in fact your pee…”

Astrealix ,
@Astrealix@lemmy.world avatar

Atwood specifically called it speculative fiction, because everything written in there had happened already in some other form.

Guru_Insights99 ,

Still better than killing babies, imo

FordBeeblebrox ,

Good thing we’re only talking about zygotes and embryos then huh?

kautau ,

Bro didn’t you see their username? They provide guru level insights. Probably a mod in Tate’s telegram channel that was about exploiting women

Guru_Insights99 ,

Same thing

burntbutterbiscuits ,

Abortion is a sacrament

flipht , in Judge Tells Ivanka She Can Probably Afford a Babysitter

She claimed she'd face undue hardship because it's during the school week.

What?

She's got a husband. I bet she still has a nanny - she mentioned having one in her book. She's got two brothers that aren't going to be testifying at the same time.

The kids will be in school for 8 hours, and literally any one of those people could watch her kids for the remaining time. Normal people have to deal with this all the time.

Son_of_dad ,

She’s literally using her own children as a shield for her lies, those poor kids.

RojoSanIchiban ,

She learned it from her father.

ericisshort ,

I wonder if she also looks at her children the way her father looks at her.

AFaithfulNihilist ,
@AFaithfulNihilist@lemmy.world avatar

She definitely has a thing for the puer aeternus, maybe she’s just making sure they never grow up.

son_named_bort ,

Who learned it from his father.

SkyezOpen ,

His father’s father. His father’s father’s father. His father’s father’s father’s father.

hansl ,

Who learnt it from his father. The shit Apple didn’t fall far from the shit tree.

PeleSpirit ,
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,
ShadowRam ,

I bet she gets up early and makes their lunches for them.

spider , (edited )

I bet the Pope shits in the woods, too. ;)

thecrotch ,

How do you think he got to be pope

bradorsomething ,

She probably hand bakes cupcakes for the parent teacher conference, and writes each teacher’s name in icing using a plastic bag with a hole cut in it.

DarkThoughts ,

None of these people ever faced any actual hardship in their entire entitled lives.

Madison420 ,

They probably don’t go to school, rich kids either get shipped off to a live in school or are taught in house by a nanny of sorts.

PeleSpirit ,

she mentioned having one in her book

You read her book? Seriously, thank you for taking one for the team. How bad was it?

flipht ,

No, I read one of the many ridicule reviews that are quotes pieces. In this quote, she said that most of the good pics she has of her kids came from the nanny during the day.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Although, would you want those two Trump brothers watching your children?

Toggol ,

I haven’t read the article, so I’ll continue to assume the baby sitter was intended for Jared.

Orionza , in Family files lawsuit against Panera Bread after college student who drank ‘charged lemonade’ dies
@Orionza@lemmy.world avatar

I hope this lawsuit forces them to remove this. I’m sorry this young girl died. This isn’t the first issue they had with this drink. My husband and I were discussing it months ago. He thought it was just lemonade - sugar, water, lemons. We didn’t figure out why he was up all night. Later someone old him how much caffeine it has. We had no idea. It’s dangerous to those with high bp.

Salamendacious OP ,
@Salamendacious@lemmy.world avatar

I’m not going to lie when I first read the headline I thought this was probably a frivolous lawsuit but after reading the article I thought that stuff should get pulled.

FoundTheVegan ,
@FoundTheVegan@kbin.social avatar

It's like that McDonald's hot coffee lawsuit. Poor lady was made a mockery of for ordering hot coffee because it sounds ridiculous at first but she had 2nd degree burns. It was recklessly hot, as was this drink recklessly produced and marketed.

mosiacmango ,

3rd degree groin burns that required grafts.

She initially asked for just 20k to cover her medical bills, and they instead offered like $800.

Also of note, that huge 2.7mil fine the jury found? Just the profits from 2 days of McDonald’s coffee sales. The judge reduced it to $650k, but even that likely wasent paid as they settled out of court at that point.

ArtVandelay ,
@ArtVandelay@lemmy.world avatar

It was also discovered that McDonald’s was aware of the danger of serving their coffee that hot, yet they continued to do so because it meant they had to give fewer free refills. If you have to wait 20 minutes for your coffee to cool down before you drink it, you’re going to get less refills overall

Misconduct ,

The worst part of that is knowing they probably determined it’s cheaper to settle injuries than keep it at the temps they were supposed to. I know corporations are soulless money making machines but that always feels extra dark to think about

jarfil ,

corporations are soulless money making machines

The worst part: Corporations are run by people, people hired to do a job, people who can say “fuck no, I’m not doing this evil thing for a couple bucks of a raise”… but eventually some people get hired who will do that evil thing, even with no raise.

Remember Google’s “don’t be evil”? Eventually they hired enough people who don’t care, that they could remove the slogan.

SheDiceToday ,

I thought the specific wording in their documentation was because they wanted the smell of the coffee to fill the restaurant. Did McDonald’s give refills of coffee?

ArtVandelay ,
@ArtVandelay@lemmy.world avatar

They did for seniors at the time

JohnEdwa ,

IIRC their explanation was for take away, keeping the coffee hotter so it would last until you got home.

tdawg ,

Funny you should mention that. I use to work for the franchise owner who’s brother-in-law (who also worked for the franchise) gave that woman the cup of coffee (or so he would say) when they were franchising with McDonalds. And guess where I was working at the time? Panera

EmpathicVagrant ,

Where are you working now I’m sure this streak isn’t over.

rebelsimile ,

If I had to guess based on external evidence, maybe Congress?

EmpathicVagrant ,

Okay that’s fucking funny.

Hillock ,

The McDonald's lady's case blew up because the jury slapped McDonald's with huge punitive damages. If she would have gotten the 10-30k she asked for initially or even just the 125k for actual damages no one would care about the case. But the 2.7 million in punitive damages just make this lawsuit seem frivolous. But she had no control over that.

And IIRC one big reason why she won was because the cups weren't suited for holding such hot liquid. The temperature of coffee didn't decrease in McDonald's after the lawsuit.

abraxas ,

There were several factors at once. Serving to a customer at 180+ is a bit high. And that particular machine was slightly overcalibrated. It was 193 degrees if I recall, not 180-190. And then, yeah, the cups are crap.

assassin_aragorn ,

I didn’t fully appreciate our mouth’s tolerance to temperature until I was lazy the other day and used my finger to stir some tea instead of going back to the kitchen and getting a spoon.

Blazing hot for a finger, nice and refreshing for a drink

abraxas ,

Gonna suggest it’s less simple than that. The mouth only touches a small amount of fluid at once. The temperature plummets really quickly when you sip the hot coffee.

When you stick a finger in the coffee, there’s a lot more coffee keeping the liquid contacting your finger hot. That’s why you sip hot coffee. If you do a quick dip with your finger, it won’t burn.

It’s similar to how you can accidentally brush a hot pan and not get a burn.

assassin_aragorn ,

That is also very true

Son_of_dad ,

It also explains why the coffee is so bad. Heating coffee above a certain temp is just burning it.

Fester ,

It should be brewed at 195-205 F, just a bit higher than McDonalds served it.

But normally it would quickly cool down after it’s brewed. Any burning from reaching that temp is from a hot plate exceeding the temp and burning the bits of oil and soot that are in contact with the plate. Water, and I assume coffee, can’t be heated above boiling at 212 F anyway, but the hot plate and carafe or urn parts can, and steam can, and oil can.

Anyway I’m just saying it would be reasonable for fresh and good-tasting coffee to be in that temperature range. But it’s only going to stay there for any length of time if it’s burned on a hot plate or, more ideally, dripped directly into an insulated container.

It’s more likely their coffee tastes like shit because it was badly roasted, ground months ago, has since gone stale and bitter, and is full of unnecessary added chemicals and preservatives, just like the rest of their shit food.

Elivey ,

If I remember correctly, her labia got fused together… Super fucked up burns.

abraxas ,

Do a bit of research into the marketing actually used for this drink. Assuming the store uses the standard Panera marketing, there’s a big sign on the dispenser saying how much caffeine is in it. It’s a tragic mistake, but unless that location uniquely screwed up, that’s all it is.

Salamendacious OP ,
@Salamendacious@lemmy.world avatar

Another commentor said their husband ordered it thinking it was a regular lemonade. The issue could be more wide spread than a single store.

abraxas ,

I noted that. Yet another commentor linked to a vlog where the signs weren’t present because the dispensers were behind the counter and had to be ordered. I think there are absolutely locations NOT showing the marketing.

But please check out the other comments here and see the one showing what the dispensers with signs look like. Those are BIG signs with BIG mention of caffeine.

assassin_aragorn ,

I don’t think they’re legally liable after what I’ve read through and personally experienced – but I absolutely don’t think this is a frivolous lawsuit. It’s still worth merit when it comes to signage and frankly medical testing.

The biggest problem is that she drank it without knowing the heart condition. We need to have better detection and screening to make sure people know this.

Salamendacious OP ,
@Salamendacious@lemmy.world avatar

From the article:

Katz had a heart condition called long QT syndrome type 1 and avoided energy drinks at the recommendation of her doctors, according to the filing.

her roommate and close friend, Victoria Rose Conroy [said,] “She was very, very vigilant about what she needed to do to keep herself safe,” Conroy said. “I guarantee if Sarah had known how much caffeine this was, she never would have touched it with a 10-foot pole.”

AA5B ,

Yeah, I also wasn’t aware. I imagine there were signs, but who looks for the caffeine content of lemonade? In my case I just had a dash t flavor soda, so I didn’t notice until my kid pointed it out

Similarly, when my kids were little, I kept them away from stimulants, but who expects to have to prohibit lemonade for the caffeine hit?

quindraco ,

Why didn’t you read the very clear, explicit label?

JoBo ,

What very clear, explicit label?

The Charged Lemonade was “offered side-by-side with all of Panera’s non-caffeinated and/or less caffeinated drinks” and was advertised as a “plant-based and clean” beverage that contained as much caffeine as the restaurant’s dark roast coffee, according to photos of both the menu and beverage dispensers in the store, which were included in the wrongful death lawsuit.

Psythik ,

Forget the article; go to an actual Panera. The amount of caffeine is clearly labeled right under the name of the drink. To be fair, their drinks contain way too much, but you can’t say that they don’t already make the label clear and easy to interpret. People are idiots who don’t read the label beyond the “lemonade” part.

abraxas ,

I don’t think it’s “way too much”. A large of those every morning is still under the “healthy” FDA recommendations, wherein there are zero known negative side-effects for most people.

candybrie ,

contained as much caffeine as the restaurant’s dark roast coffee

That part. Though I don’t think people realize how much caffeine is in their dark roast coffee. Because it is more caffeine than multiple energy drinks for the same volume. There’s a reason a standard cup of coffee is like 6 oz instead of 20 oz.

abraxas ,

It also includes the caffeine “dosage” in grams for those who want/need to know. That inclusion is more prominent than the description he’s quoting.

Flip-side, you can’t get a 6oz coffee in most of the US. The most popular coffee around me is generally sold between 20oz and 30oz sizes.

jimbo ,

Who’s serving up coffee in 6oz cups? Starbucks and most other coffee places have standard sizes of 12, 16, and 20oz.

candybrie , (edited )

Standard isn’t what people drink. It’s what the nutrition label on the package and medical guidelines are generally talking about, though. When the FDA says 4-5 cups of coffee is safe for most adults, they don’t mean 48-100oz of coffee.

But as to who makes 6 oz cups? When you make coffee yourself, the cups on the coffee maker are 6 oz.

slackassassin ,

“Plant based and clean with as much caffeine as our dark roast coffee.” is the full quote. Then, it lists the specific amount of caffeine for the two sizes.

You can argue it should have a more eye-catching and cautionary presentation, but it’s disingenuous to say it wasn’t clear and explicit.

Cethin ,

I don’t mind it existing as a product. If it does though it should be very clearly labeled with warnings that are impossible to miss. This seems great for Panaras on college campuses, but there should be no possibility you confuse it for something else.

RampantParanoia2365 ,

More caffeine than two energy drinks combined seems very excessive to me.

abraxas ,

So are you suggesting we ban coffee, which typically has more caffeine than this drink?

XbSuper ,

What coffee are you drinking that has almost 400mg of caffeine in it? Most have around 100mg.

abraxas ,

Most light- to medium-roasts approach 150mg/250mL. The one I’m baselining is Dunkin Donuts, the most popular coffee in the US. A standard Large Iced has almost 400mg of caffeine. You can order it with a shot of espresso, if you like.

We have to remember that the drink she was consuming (multiple times) was a 30oz. There are very few coffees with less than 350-400mg of caffeine in a 24oz size (or smaller)

wtfeweguys ,

How many people are confusing a large iced coffee with a shot of espresso as a caffeine free beverage?

abraxas ,

Wondering the context of this question, considering the topic of this particular chain. Someone said 400mg is excessive, and then someone else doubled-down that they thought coffee didn’t have 400mg of caffeine.

And if it helps you feel better, this actually is coffee. It’s the same green coffee extract that Starbucks Refreshers use, more of it (ironically, Starbucks no longer advertises that their refreshers are caffeinated like they used to despite the fact they are).

Interesting. I tried to find an informative link about green coffee extract, and I stumbled into this. People are acting like that lemonade is this stuff. LOL

wtfeweguys ,

You used the size of the lemonade to argue its caffeine content was not excessive given the lemonade was larger in volume than a comparable coffee beverage.

But the topic of this chain started with the girl not realizing the drink was caffeinated to begin with.

The context of my question was calling into doubt the relevance of caffeine to volume ratio in defining “excessive” when the underlying issue was accidental consumption due to (alleged) poor product labeling.

Given she had a heart condition, any amount seems to have been “excessive”.

abraxas ,

I think you just made the mistake of conceding my whole point. Yes, if she shouldn’t have had ANY caffeine, we have a problem. And the problem is that she walked to a self-service area where over 90% of the beverages are caffeinated (they have maybe 2 or 3 things that aren’t, tops?), and she filled her cup with the ONLY one that explicitly advertised being caffeinated.

Back to your question:

How many people are confusing a large iced coffee with a shot of espresso as a caffeine free beverage?

Yet again, I don’t think this question is relevant ESPECIALLY now that you conceded that the amount of caffeine is irrelevant and not problematic. But here’s the key quotes of the thread, and why I felt your question was out-of-touch:

  1. “More caffeine than two energy drinks combined seems very excessive to me.” <–topic is amount of caffeine
  2. "What coffee are you drinking that has almost 400mg of caffeine in it? Most have around 100mg." <–topic is amount of caffeine
  3. "How many people are confusing a large iced coffee with a shot of espresso as a caffeine free beverage?" <–topic is “caffeine-free beverage”

Note, you just accepted my side of the underlying discussion as fact because it didn’t matter to your new point. That’s how I know your reply was a context-switch.

wtfeweguys ,

Can you show me where I conceded your point? That was not my intention, as I do not concede your point. To the contrary, I assume the “typical” coffee contains far less than 400mg of caffeine.

I further do not concede that the drink was adequately labeled as caffeinated. Not because I know it wasnt, I don’t, but since the girl knew she couldn’t have caffeine it seems unlikely she would intentionally ignore information about caffeine content that was adequately marked.

It’s possible she was being generally unobservant, maybe even fair to assume it, but that just brings us back around to the only point I’ve tried to make. It’s reasonable to assume lemonade is not caffeinated since AFAIK it’s pretty much always uncaffeinated. So it doesn’t necessarily matter how many beverages at the self serve were caffeinated because who has ever heard of caffeinated lemonade?

There’s no calculation she should have been expected to assume re: caffeine to volume ratio of lemonade so it’s not a stretch that she wouldn’t think to check.

The fact that any amount would have been too much was just a compounding factor in a tragedy.

The average cup of coffee has about 95mg of caffeine (found it: www.mayoclinic.org/…/art-20049372). So each of these lemonades she drank was over 4 cups of coffee.

If she was able to miss the labeling, which is reasonable to assume - bc she would she ignore it on purpose? - then it would have been very easy for her to ingest an extreme amount of caffeine in a short period of time, which is what I assume happened.

abraxas ,

Sure! This is where you conceded the only point I cared about discussing here.

Given she had a heart condition, any amount seems to have been “excessive”.

wtfeweguys ,

You don’t seem to actually want to discuss the implications of that point. Take care.

CaptPretentious ,

Sorry but no. If we just arbitrarily remove products because someone managed to die because of it… We literally won’t have anything.

ImFresh3x ,

Let’s not use the term arbitrary arbitrarily. It just makes people stupid.

CaptPretentious ,

Feel free to elaborate.

Girl dies from drinking caffeine presumably millions of people drink every year.

/u/Orionza I hope this lawsuit forces them to remove this.

Per Google definition

adjective based on random choice or personal whim, rather than any reason or system.

Seems arbitrary to me. If we just start removing items because someone unalive themselves with it… where does that line get drawn? The regular 20-ounce serving has 260 milligrams. The can of energy drink in front of me is 200mg @ 12 oz. So per fluid ounce, it’s not that high.
If I get in a car accident and die… are we going to call for the removal of cars? Just the model that killed me? How is this the companies/products fault?

www.panerabread.com/en-us/lemonade-chargers.html

Panera Charged Lemonades are the ultimate energy drink guaranteed to charge up your day.

Plant-based and Clean with as much caffeine as our Dark Roast coffee.

EndOfLine , in Musk threatens to sue researchers who documented the rise in hateful tweets
@EndOfLine@lemmy.world avatar

The “free speech absolutist” strikes again to silence speach he personally doesn’t like.

Omgarm ,

He’s such a hero! Imagine where we would be without him.

Omgarm ,

Honestly it would be amazing.

Psyduck_world ,

A lot fewer doge investors and a lot fewer people got scammed into buying crypto.

Sludgehammer ,
@Sludgehammer@lemmy.world avatar

It’s so mortifying that I bought into the Mush hype for a few years. It’s one of those “embarrassing things you did as a kid” levels of self cringe.

Tavarin ,
@Tavarin@lemmy.ca avatar

When he was just running Tesla and SpaceX, and generally keeping his mouth shut he seemed okay. It was around Hyperloop that he started to show his true self.

Ley ,

Well he was right about one thing. Humour is legal again because this is hilarious.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

“By ‘free speech,’ I simply mean that which matches the law. I am against censorship that goes far beyond the law.”

– Musk Tweeted that after getting criticized for censoring Twitter in Turkey and India. So apparently if North Korea allowed Twitter, he’d happily censor away since that would be the law.

Elderos ,

The good ol “Everything I say has super smart and deep meaning that needs to be explained everytime I make seemingly absurd, contradictory and short-sighted comments.” What a deep, mysterious and nuanced fellow.

Jaysyn , in Alex Jones Estate Liquidation Gets Sandy Hook Families’ Vote
@Jaysyn@kbin.social avatar

Jones’ general unsecured creditors—comprised mostly of Sandy Hook families holding about $1.5 billion in defamation judgments against the famed conspiracy theorist—voted 100% in favor of a Chapter 11 plan that would methodically liquidate and redistribute his property and cash, while preserving potential legal actions against parties affiliated with Jones and his Infowars program.

I hope he dies penniless under a bridge somewhere, like the troll he is.

Gradually_Adjusting ,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

I think his rock bottom is to be the kept creature of some Russian oligarch.

Son_of_dad ,

Once you reach a certain level of wealthy, you literally cannot die poor. Sadly this isn’t the movie trading places. Billionaires don’t go fully broke, they’re always allowed to keep a certain level of wealth forever after

KneeTitts ,
@KneeTitts@lemmy.world avatar

Well ya super rich people designed the entire legal system in the US specifically to protect themselves from ever have to face any real consequences for their crimes. You dont have to look much further than Donald J Trump to see how thats working.

jaybone ,

We never brought them to the guillotines in the US.

So they think they can do whatever they want.

Europe still remembers, but they are slowly forgetting too.

Might be time for another culling.

Vorticity ,

I agree with you. Just a note, though; Alex isn’t a billionaire. Even the plaintiff’s lawyers estimated his wealth at only “as much as $270M”. It still makes me sad to realize how many people he grifted, defamed, and otherwise harmed to make that much money…

ProfessorProteus ,
@ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world avatar

On the bright side, this means he always has something to lose :)

BakerBagel ,

Jones definitely isn’t a billionaire. He owns a glorified YouTube Channel that sells supplements and brain pills. Hopefully he is toast.

ChunkMcHorkle , (edited )
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villainy ,

Funny thing is that his base really doesn’t like losers.

Yeah but they would never blindly follow a loser. All these court cases and elections are just frauds and everyone knows that if you’ve been frauded you didn’t really lose! 100% win rate confirmed, logical consistency achieved.

Perfide ,

Jones isn’t even remotely a billionaire

thefartographer ,

Yup, usually an African prince trying to hide his wealth ends up giving a sack of cash to homeless, temporarily embarrassed billionaires while he’s on a date with a business mogul’s knockoff’s daughter.

jballs ,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

The vote indicates the creditors’ preference over a competing plan submitted by Jones that would allow him to reorganize by preserving parts of his media empire and paying the group at least $5.5 million a year over 10 years.

Lmao this part cracks me up the most. He was like “how about instead of selling all my stuff, I give you pennies on the dollar of what I owe you for a few years and we call it good?”

Serinus ,

Would you like $100 million now or $55 million later?

He could have at least tripled the offer in order to get a real shot. I expect they’re invested in his fall, however.

frunch ,

He’s been dealing with some of the dumbest fucks on the planet (his viewers/listeners) for so long he thinks ridiculous shit like that works on everyone

WhyYesZoidberg ,

The only upside with Alex Jones is the spawn of the “Knowledge Fight” podcast.

I RENOUNCE JESUS CHRIST -Alex Jones

itsJoelle ,

“Jar-jar Binks has a Caribbean, Black accent” -Alex Jones.

chatokun ,

I have a freakishly large neck.

Ep1cFac3pa1m , in Protest Convoy Headed to Southern Border in Texas Is Calling Itself an ‘Army of God’
@Ep1cFac3pa1m@lemmy.world avatar

This kinda shit is at least part of the reason the fastest growing religion in America is “none.”

1024_Kibibytes ,

Exactly! They know their book says “love your neighbor” and care for the widow, the orphan & the stranger, but they don’t even vaguely do anything like that.

Wermhatswormhat ,

And our most famous monument says “give me your tired, your hungry, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free”

But I guess that only belongs to Texans who have had that freedom their whole life and are threatened by others seeking the same thing.

Num10ck ,

not anymore, they removed that part already from the statue of liberty

vrek ,

Ok… Really they removed that part or are you being sarcastic? I can’t tell.

ericisshort ,

It’s so hard to tell anymore, but it’s either sarcasm or misinformation because the plaque is still on the statue and a replica of it is displayed in the museum.

Num10ck ,
Tristaniopsis ,

No no! That only means Christian WHITE folk from some parts of Northern Europe.

crusa187 ,

Gotta question whether even White Northern Europeans would be accepted by these people. I suspect no, not really. Such is the extent of the hateful fear mongering they subject themselves to daily.

Tristaniopsis ,

So racist they hate everyone who isn’t themselves.

TBH I detest much of humanity as well, but it’s mostly because there are so many of us that we’re wrecking the planet / ecosystem. It’s easy psychologically to dislike the faceless ‘other’ until you meet them personally and grok their individual humanity. At least I understand the concept and can temper my instincts with logic. These dipshits need a good therapy session.

pinkdrunkenelephants ,

grok their individual humanity.

I was legit going to say something until I looked it up and grok does, in fact, turn out to be an actual slang term:

grok

  1. To understand something intimately and completely. (originally from Stranger in a Strange Land, by Robert A. Heinlein)
  1. With programs, having sufficient understanding.

TIL 🤷

Tristaniopsis ,

Great word

QuarterSwede ,
@QuarterSwede@lemmy.world avatar

They’re going to be shocked when their time comes and Christ denies knowing them.

Undearius ,
@Undearius@lemmy.ca avatar

The problem is that won’t happen, they won’t get that reprimand. They’ll be an asshole now and then they’ll just be dead.

Blaster_M ,

These convoy people… false religion…

Deceptichum ,
@Deceptichum@kbin.social avatar

Sadly that only means they don’t go to a church and just believe whatever, actual atheists agnostics are only 10%.

Haagel ,

I don’t know why people are down voting you. This is exactly what Pew Research has said about religious “nones” in America. The number of dyed-in-the-wool atheists is still quite low and projected to decrease because birth rates.

Religious “Nones” in America - Pew Research

guacupado ,

For the purpose of the conversation, it’s all the same shit.

rayyy ,

The reason for the low “nones” is because those who profess to being atheists and agnostics are discriminated against, socially, employment-wise and politically. The vast majority of so-called Christians don’t believe a fucjing thing in the bible - it’s a dishonest social maneuver designed to create acceptance by the tribe, especially if you are a low-life.

Haagel ,

Do you have any evidence of this, or is it anecdotal?

dvoraqs , (edited )
Haagel ,

Thank you for citing references.

DadVolante ,
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Good thing atheists never make up facts to fit their narrative, and are always scientifically objective in their ideas 🤣

nyar , in Gen Z, millennials have a much harder time ‘adulting’ than their parents did, CNBC/Generation Lab survey finds

Because things that previously were general “adulting” functions have been hypercommodified and we’re left having to navigate the world with less money, less time, and less idea of what’s real and what’s a scam.

This isn’t a generational issue, it’s fucking capitalism.

Bishma ,
@Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

We also get to do our adulting with the knowledge that almost everything we do is slowly cooking the environment.

Boozilla ,
@Boozilla@lemmy.world avatar

Thank you! I get so tired of the generational generalizations. And you’re right, it’s getting more difficult for working people of all ages to navigate this late stage capitalism shit show.

QuarterSwede ,
@QuarterSwede@lemmy.world avatar

Pushes glasses up nose: Uh, late stage capitalism, to be clear.

prole ,

Please. As if this isn’t the goal for capitalists. It’s their wet dream.

littlewonder ,

Insert Scooby Doo meme unmasking capitalism.

bauhaus , in Rudy Giuliani, who pioneered the use of RICO when he was a US attorney, just got indicted on RICO charges
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Sightline ,

What’s this from?, seems familiar.

AssPennies ,

The old(?) Ricola cough drops commercials. They were huge in the '90s, not sure about since then though (I stopped watching tv a little after that period).

Odo ,
RaoulDook ,

Yes!

Hexarei ,
@Hexarei@programming.dev avatar

One day I hope to be this clever. For now, have an uplaw

postmateDumbass ,
postmateDumbass ,
bauhaus ,
@bauhaus@lemmy.ml avatar

hehe, I’m old enough to get this

now I’m sad

FuglyDuck , in Wendy’s Vows No Burger ‘Surge Pricing’ After Online Fury
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

So to clarify, they’re saying that they’ll roll it out in ‘25 or so. And that it will be only used for discounts.

What they’re not sayin, is that they’re going to take the year to jack prices to 3x normal- incrementally so people won’t notice all at once.

Then they will offer discounts- 50%, maybe.

So even the discounted price will still be 1.5x more costly, while the surge pricing is 3x.

Further, they’ll probably tie the discounts to app use; an app which invades your phone and gives them shitloads of data.

Tl:dr: Wendy’s CEO thinks we’re all dumb.

skulblaka ,
@skulblaka@startrek.website avatar

Tl:dr: Wendy’s CEO thinks we’re all dumb.

People still purchase Wendy’s, he’s got good reason to think that.

FuglyDuck ,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, I wasn’t going to go there. He’s probably right. At least about enough of their patrons to make more money

nothingcorporate ,

I think they hired the CEO of Unity

Psychodelic ,

What’s wrong with them going currently? They haven’t/never even made the change. Most probably have no idea

FuglyDuck ,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

Wendy’s food turned to crap when Dave died. Like that same week.

PatFussy ,

It will be the anti surge. Just charge prices 3x higher but if you own the app and come in between 1pm and 5pm you can get 50% off. I hate this “own the app for discounts” but this is 100% what will happen. Id be willing to wager my sons entire life on this.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

I’ll take you up on that wager.

fmstrat ,

Welcome to the McDonalds app.

KoalaUnknown , (edited )

an app which invades your phone and gives them shitloads of data

Their app isn’t too bad (at least for now). It has enough data collection that I wouldn’t want to download it, but it isn’t just strait spyware like some fast food apps cough McDonald’s.

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FuglyDuck ,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

It’s tracking location.

That’s a pretty massive red flag for an app that has exactly zero need for it.

fkn ,

It’s for store finding. While you and I might not use it a lot of people do.

FuglyDuck , (edited )
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

Sure it is. I believe you.

(Or is it that store finding is the excuse?)

edit to clarify: is it a useful feature? I guess. but, I very much doubt that people are using that feature more than the first time they find a location. or needing to.

IamAnonymous ,

I have set it as “Ask me everytime” and only used it when I needed to locate a nearby McD. Recently the “Deals” stopped showing up as it required location data with precision setting turned on. So, if I need to use the Deals I need to share my location which shows that they are mining your data for the deals. I kill the app after I order as they don’t need to track me from my home to the restaurant.

Pika ,
@Pika@sh.itjust.works avatar

Speaking of things that the McDonald’s app has access to, I just double checked mine on Android and it has permissions to access your pictures and files by default, I’m sure it was part of that thing that you just select through in order to access the app but that’s kind of concerning can understand location, files is a little weird

BigMikeInAustin ,

The earlier version required access to all your files to even start. They did update it to not need that anymore. But if you already had it installed with access to files, it kept that access.

But, yes, that’s completely unacceptable they required that at all.

circuitfarmer ,
@circuitfarmer@lemmy.world avatar

I think all CEOs think their clientele are dumb. It’s literally the only real requirement to be a CEO, besides already being rich and knowing the right people.

TenderfootGungi ,

This is exactly what Sonic does with drinks. They used to have a half price afternoon window, but now I believe you have to use the app to get it (not 100% sure, their food is garbage)

FuglyDuck ,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

I haven’t been to Sonic in ages.

there’s an old not-chain drive-in diner near here that’s a thousand times better. (and I mean, like it’s been around long enough to have been one of the OG’s.) IIRC, the only thing I really liked was their ice.

olympicyes ,

The CEO should be fired. Thousands of restaurants already have variable, demand based pricing, but no one cares because those restaurants call it “happy hour”.

LordKitsuna ,

I mean in the CEOs defense most people are fucking dumb. I mean just look what happened to jcpenney, their CEO decided let’s stop with the bullshit no more fake sales no more fake prices everything is the real price on the sticker and it almost bankrupted them.

People were so stupid that they would go to the store across the mall to buy the exact same pair of pants that JCPenney was selling for $20 normal price at $40 “half off” because brain stupid likes the shiny discount sign

FuglyDuck ,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

it doesn’t help that they have an entire army of Doctorates specialized in the psychology of marketing just to bypass your reasoning for emotion.

our brains are designed to process emotion before reason on account of evolution so it’s not as simple as to say “people are dumb”… even if… people are dumb.

youngGoku ,

Tl:dr: Wendy’s CEO thinks we’re all dumb.

To be fair, most people are pretty dumb, or at least dumb enough to eat Wendy’s regardless.

callouscomic , in Kevin McCarthy is ousted as House speaker in a historic vote pushed by conservatives

West Virginia Democratic Sen. Joe Manchin called today’s vote to oust McCarthy a “sad day for our country” that sends a negative message to the rest of the world about American democracy.

-Said a douchebag who spent years obstructing progress.

ChaoticEntropy ,
@ChaoticEntropy@feddit.uk avatar

“I didn’t make any money from this. A sad day.”

GentlemanLoser ,

Nailed it

pottedmeat7910 ,

I bet he said all that from the back of his yacht.

NewNewAccount ,

Joe Manchin voting record sends a negative message to the rest of the world about American democracy.

LillyPip , (edited )

Perhaps. But consider Speaker Jordan. McCarthy may be a jellyfish who had no business wrapping his tentacles around the House gavel, but he at least tried to slither across the aisle on occasion.

I’m settling in for the clown show to come.

Alterforlett ,

Eli5 on Joe Manchin please? Never heard of him

moneyinphx ,

He’s a bitch boi

deksesuma ,

Democratic senator from an otherwise red state. He tends to be a spoiler for Democratic plans, along with Kristen Synema.

If the GOP was closer to the center, he would likely switch parties.

Alterforlett ,

Thank you

givesomefucks ,

from an otherwise red state

Not really, his voters overwhelmingly support progressive policies.

It’s just no progressive has a chance in the primary with the party blocking all of Manchin’s primary opponents.

It has been on a downswing lately tho. 2016 there was more D than R voters, and 2021 it got tied up.

I do t know why everyone acts like all these “red states” are worth writing off, it really wouldn’t be hard if we actually tried for them.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Ugh I’m not gonna try like a little fuckwit

SCB ,

Manchin is a senator, which means the election is state-wide, and West Virginia is a deeply red state.

A Progressive candidate has 0 chance in West Virginia and any claim otherwise is quite simply wishful thinking.

Let’s leave the Bernie Math in 2016

jscummy ,

I don’t know where you’re getting there being more D than R voters in WV. The last two presidential elections went to Trump by 40 points

joshhsoj1902 ,

He’s a dem who doesn’t seem to share any views with other Dems.

He singlehandedly delayed or outright prevented many large bills from going through.

When Bidens term is looked back upon, Manchin will be the force that prevented Biden from pushing though some of his more progressive plans.

RampantParanoia2365 ,

Which was 100% predictable and expected.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Including the fact that there are plenty of other Democratic senators who believe the same shit he does and vote accordingly but he’s doing what he agreed to do as the public whipping boy.

merc ,

He doesn’t always vote with the democrats, but if a republican had won that seat, they would be much more likely to side with the republicans.

He hasn’t done anything single-handedly, in every case where he gets blamed, it’s because there’s a huge Republican minority opposing something and he joins them. You can never blame him unless you’re first blaming all the Republicans he’s joining.

He’s a lightning rod because people think that for some reason he should vote with the democrats every time, but that’s not realistic. He’s a democrat from a very conservative state. The problem isn’t Manchin, it’s that they have to rely on Manchin and Sinema so much. If the democrats had a firm majority, his votes wouldn’t matter. Instead he’s often the deciding vote on something, so if he doesn’t support it it fails. But, again, it would be worse if a Republican had won instead. Right now the senate is 51/49, and the Democrats can occasionally pass things. If Manchin had lost it would be 50/50 and they’d virtually never pass anything.

When people look back at Biden’s term, they’ll note that it was the Republican who blocked everything, and that the 51/49 senate was too close to pass anything meaningful. Sinema and Manchin will probably get a mention, but anybody objective will note that it was the Republicans who blocked things, not Manchin and Sinema.

TAG ,
@TAG@lemmy.world avatar

Democrats can actually pass bills 50/50: if the US Senate ever has a tie vote, the Vice President gets to pick a winner.

frezik ,

There are two things he’s useful for: having a Democrat as Senate Majority Leader, and he actually does side with Dems on voting rights most of the time (even co-sponsoring bills). That’s it. Other than that, might as well let the seat fall to a Republican for all the good he does.

With his position as swing vote, Manchin is arguably the most powerful person in the world. He’s doing fuck all with that power besides obstructing things. If I were a W. Virginia voter with sense, I would be asking how he’s using his position to help W. Virginia. You want to bring jobs and industry and sweet government pork to your state, Joe? You’re in a prime position to do it.

mayo ,
@mayo@lemmy.world avatar

He’s like the swing vote guy, or one of them. Votes against party policy.

Summary of voting record: opposes big business, environmental protection, financial sector regulation, gun control, hawkish foreign policy, foreign and humanitarian aid, taxing the middle class, military spending, domestic surveillance. Supports taxing businesses, restrict money in politics, consumer protection, disaster relief, funding education, public health, labor rights and wages, lgbt rights, internet freedom, a robust safety net, higher spending, women’s rights.

Came across this site looking up an answer for you. politicsthatwork.com/…/Joe-Manchin-412391

Worth looking at it in more detail because he did vote to support abortion restriction so idk about supporting women’s rights etc.

Uranium3006 ,
@Uranium3006@kbin.social avatar

He's the dem senator from west Virginia. He's a coal barron we put up with because if he lost a Republican would most likely take his seat. He's the Senate's kingmaker

ColonelSanders ,

West Virginia Democratic Sen. Joe Manchin

They misspelled republican in disguise wrong

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

They misspelled it wrong, so they spelled it right?

JustZ ,
@JustZ@lemmy.world avatar

Some misspellings are more correct than others.

psmgx ,

“Democratic Senator”

LEDZeppelin , in Trump floats eliminating U.S. income tax and replacing it with tariffs on imports

This basically eliminates almost all taxes on the rich, burdens middle and lower class with higher prices, and blows up budget deficit.

So much for FiScAL ReSPonSibiLiTY

Lemminary ,

Yeah, are you being fiscally responsible, chump? How much are you making? Jeff over here needs another yacht!

novibe ,

The real rich don’t pay any income tax tho? Not sure what you mean. Sure the high-income developers and engineers and lawyers etc. would become a richer, but they are not the rich, are they? The owners of the businesses they work at are. And they don’t pay income taxes.

FiniteBanjo ,

In the USA in 2021, the top 1% of earners payed 26.3% of federal income from taxes, $3,872,395,000,000 Total. The top 50% of earners payed 89.6% of income taxes.

You could argue that the “true” rich people weren’t earners because they took out loans against their stocks and properties, but they’re either going to sell or die sometime and that has been true for centuries. However, Elon Musk for example won’t make your list if that’s how you measure it because he did sell and he paid billions in taxes.

SOURCE

reddig33 , in Americans are choking on surging fast-food prices. "I can't justify the expense," one customer says

If you can eat at a nicer place for the same amount of money, why would you eat at McDonald’s?

Laser , (edited )

That nicer place is probably at home. Not that there’s anything wrong with it. But I think all fast food chains raised prices? At least here in Europe it’s not like McDonald’s is somehow standing out as more expensive. Worse, yes. But that was always the case

Dkarma ,

You’re failing to realize that the issue here is that it went from basically the cheapest food you could buy to more expensive than cooking at home is the issue here.

Millions of people grew up eating this crap cuz it was cheap. Now that it’s as expensive as other better options people are starting to realize it isn’t cheap anymore.

bolexforsoup , (edited )

spoiler,

BobbyNevada ,

I would rather spend that money on a local burger joint. Give me a single named joint with a generic paper bag with grease stains on the outside.

spongebue ,

Unfortunately, so many local burger joints have a “flagship” burger featuring a Sysco patty, cheese, lettuce, tomato, and onion for $17, sides extra.

MrVilliam ,

I know a Sysco burger when I see one. Normal burgers aren’t chode cylinders; Sysco burgers have goddamn right angles. They taste like they’re about 40% gristle. It’s basically just the “technically beef” parts of dollar store dog food pressed into the vague shape of a burger patty. The paper that separates the frozen turd patties is better, both in terms of flavor and nutrition. Fuck Sysco burgers. If Sysco reads this and doesn’t like what I have to say, they can go fuck themselves until their asshole is as fucked up as a Sysco burger eater’s asshole 93 minutes after their shitty lunch.

spongebue ,

I am honored to have inspired content like this!

wreckedcarzz ,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

I feel very lucky to have no idea what you’re talking about, and that scares me

Ragnarok314159 ,

Sysco supplies a lot of restaurants with food, all kinds of places. But they have also optimized and helped with Enshitification by having restaurants mold their menu on the offerings of Sysco.

What ends up happening is every Mexican, Burger, and pretty much everything else that buys from Sysco tastes exactly the same. Mexican food is especially obvious.

spongebue ,

I’m not sure this is an enshitification thing. That should have a degree of hostility with users. This is plain ol’ low-quality product (made easy)

Ragnarok314159 ,

I chose to label it that way since all these places that had to make their own food are just making the same, tasteless meals.

I go to a mom and pop Mexican place and it’s the same shitty salsa, chips, and menu options. Same with burgers and so many others. I just need to learn to cook better quick meals.

spongebue ,

That just means it’s shitty and common (due to its ease) though. Please don’t let enshitification lose its meaning like the word “literally” did - we’ve got a good thing going there.

Zorsith ,
@Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Bowling alley food. It’s food, but really it’s just there so they can claim they serve food.

Potatos_are_not_friends ,

Spoilers:

Sysco provides a lot of restaurant ingredients/premade food. Your chili from fancy restaurant might just be the same damn thing from Wendy’s, the dollar store, and the niche “homemade” food cart.

They might decorate it a bit differently once they open the bag.

This isn’t a good or bad thing. It’s how you can order fries in Maine and California, and they still taste the same. But also why some restaurants, side dishes taste the damn same.

catloaf ,

Sysco has variety in their products. I just checked and they apparently have 128 different beef patty SKUs: shop.sysco.com/app/catalog?q=beef+patty&BUSINESS_…

Though I’m sure a lot of them are just variations on leanness and package size. Point is, unless you’re going to a specialty place, any restaurant is going to be buying Sysco patties (or at best, Sysco ground beef packs and hand-formed into patties) but the nicer restaurants are going to be using the better choices, and the shitty places are going to be using the cheapest ground beef formed into a cylinder and frozen.

Wanderer ,

Anything where you can get a burger bun that doesn’t taste like it full of sugar is worth it over anything else.

The bread quality in america is the lowest of the low.

TheSpookiestUser ,
@TheSpookiestUser@lemmy.world avatar

Convenience and familiarity, mostly. If you go to a McDonalds you know exactly what you’ll get and you’ll be able to get it pretty quick.

Dkarma ,

Name one burger joint that doesn’t have exactly what mcds has and more…this comment is laughable.

People eat at McDonald’s because of marketing.

bolexforsoup , (edited )

spoiler,

Ragnarok314159 ,

I hate McDonalds, but on roadtrips they are usually a godsend. A lot of them still have a play place which lets my kids be monkeys for a bit, and the Happy Meals give them a shitty toy to occupy their time for the evening.

It sucls, I don’t eat there, but McD’s has its place.

ShepherdPie ,

I’ve eaten a lot of burgers and fries in my life and can’t think of a single place that replicates a McDonalds burger and fry. Having the same menu item (as in a “double cheeseburger”) doesn’t mean anything as they all taste and look different from one another.

CaptPretentious ,

If you go to a McDonalds you know exactly what you’ll get

A poorly put together “meal” that very likely has been sitting under a heater for a length of time unless you went there when it was busy. And if it was busy, the chance for mistake is high and it’s going to be sloppily put together. What so you can save a few minutes? Most places do take-away… so you call them, place an order, pick it up. No sitting 10-20 minutes in drive-thru. And you got more food, better food, for the exact same price and you probably got it faster on take-out. And dining in… you wait a few minutes… how do you not have a few minutes?

And who actually cares about familiarity? That’s either saying, you go to that one place way to much and your food choices are predictable and boring. Or you’re highly susceptible to advertising. And really, those two things aren’t mutually exclusive.

bolexforsoup , (edited )

spoiler,

ShepherdPie ,

At least their username is accurate.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Speed, for one. If I’m traveling across the country and I just want to eat and get back on the road, or even if I just need some breakfast before work, it’s a lot faster.

AdrenochromeBandit ,

My go to for this stuff now is truck stops. They’ll usually have a fast food restaurant in them but also healthier options for snacks and meals

lagomorphlecture ,

If you’re in a hurry mostly.

yukichigai ,
@yukichigai@kbin.social avatar

Seriously. For the same price as McD's I can go to In-n-Out. That's just comparing fast food places. For the price they're charging for a Quarter Pounder I may as well go to a sit-down restaurant.

disguy_ovahea ,

Obvious food quality and health issues aside, I know some are still boycotting McDonald’s for providing free meals to the IDF. They also exploit forced prison labor to drive profits.

truthout.org/…/major-brands-like-mcdonalds-kroger…

ZeroCool ,
@ZeroCool@vger.social avatar

Yeah I can get a better burger/fry combo from a local restaurant that uses high quality ingredients and cares about having my business. There’s no reason to pay the same for low quality junk from a fast food chain.

crusa187 ,

Addicted to the absurdly high amount of sugars and preservatives most likely.

OsaErisXero , in Black Kansas City teen Ralph Yarl sues white man who shot him for ringing the doorbell

Could you imagine if the thing that kills HOAs ended up being liability for the actions of their members?

Go Ralph go!

EdibleFriend ,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

I’m a little hard.

chemical_cutthroat ,
@chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world avatar

Just make sure it isn’t visible from the curb.

MagicShel ,

That would be great, but police can barely take a person’s guns away if they aren’t actively involved in a crime. I’d be shocked if a court found an HOA to have that power. I’m not against it but I don’t even think the Supreme Court of 12 years ago would do for it, much less this Supreme Court.

bane_killgrind ,

It wouldn't be "no guns", it would be "carry this insurance if you have guns" and then fining the people who don't or won't carry the insurance.

EtherWhack , (edited )
@EtherWhack@lemmy.world avatar

I doubt that fine would be legal. The most I’ve seen is just a standard requirement for a license/permit (i.e. legal ownership), and maybe restricting open/concealed-carry in the neighborhood (but outside the house. Inside your house is out of the HOA’s grasp, though.)

vinteum.io/security/qas-about-guns-in-your-hoa/

Edit: Kansas actually doesn’t require any license or permit to buy or own a gun. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gun_laws_in_Kansas

lath ,

Shooting your gun makes a loud noise that can lower property value hence gun use falls under hoa purview.

theyoyomaster ,

So HOA mandated suppressors… sweet.

bane_killgrind ,

HOAs implement illegal rules all the time. They were literally first used to end run discrimination laws. It doesn't even have to be insurance, it could be something else to frustrate gun owners lives. That's the beauty of selective enforcement /s

EtherWhack ,
@EtherWhack@lemmy.world avatar

Illicit rule making being in their repertoire wouldn’t make it any more just (two wrongs, and everything) or enforceable, as the gun owner could easily just not abide by or pay it. Also, Making any regulation/fee or anything to “frustrate” gun owners could also be seen as harassment.

There is no indication that the guy ever used or brandished the gun outside his home, which is where the HOA’s jurisdiction would be. Like I said, the HOA can’t do a damn thing about what goes on inside someone’s home. If they were to try, it would fall flat the minute it gets challenged especially with Kansas being one of the states having a castle doctrine which implies the possibile use of a gun (i.e. deadly force) for defense.

The case is likely going to be about the castle doctrine and it’s limits on whether someone standing on your doorstep constitutes a threat, (which it doesn’t) along with trying to prove that the kid was trying to break in (this I doubt) which could justify an imminent threat.

I am in no way on the side of the old man. I actually think he was completely in the wrong (also got off way too easy) and the kid was legitimately just at the wrong house.

My opinion is the man should be evaluated for mental fitness and if unfit would be required to need a caretaker, of sorts. If no mental issues, be tried and convicted for the first degree assault (attempted homicide) charge.

The HOA however does not have any actual stake in it that I’ve found, as the kid was shot from behind the storm door by the old man who was inside his house.

bane_killgrind ,

It's pissing into the wind to assume an hoa won't do the wrong thing.

There's existing mechanisms to enforce fines.

I'm not talking about this article just HOAs in general

EtherWhack ,
@EtherWhack@lemmy.world avatar

Yes. I’m not saying that they wouldn’t try to come up with bogus/farfetched regulations, but they legitimately cannot do anything about what goes on behind closed doors in someone’s house. To do otherwise would be a breach in that person’s right to privacy. It’d be like an HOA telling you, you have to vacuum/sweep/mop every other day, otherwise you can be fined. (or saying you can’t have sex on Sundays)

HOAs do have some extralegal clout, but the right to privacy stops them from interfering in anything you do that isn’t openly visible. (i.e. Doing a meatspin in front of a window facing the street can be penalized, but taking a dump in your kitchen sink can’t, unless the sink is in front of a window facing the street and the blinds/curtains/shutters are open.)

bane_killgrind ,

they legitimately cannot

This is the point, there are options for illegitimate fuckery

EtherWhack ,
@EtherWhack@lemmy.world avatar

And if they do, they open themselves up to a lawsuit.

But, in relation to the story. It’s a gun owning, likely conservative (and MAGA’d), prejudicial old white man with nothing better to do but watch his balls sink lower and lower. Harassing him or his money with BS regulations for him having a gun in his house will just have him spend the huge amount of free time he has fighting them and likely filing a claim/s against the HOA

bane_killgrind ,

they open themselves up to a lawsuit.

Similarly to some retiree, the HOA can drag out court by virtue of being funded by all the home owners.

Arbiter ,

Ah yes, let’s ensure only the well off can afford firearms.

bitwaba ,

You’re right. Let’s give everyone good free gun insurance. We can call it Otrumpacare

newthrowaway20 ,

Guns aren’t cheap. If you can buy a gun, and you can buy ammo, you can afford insurance. It’s only the well off who already can afford firearms so I don’t get what you’re arguing? You wanna give guns to poor people?

RaoulDook ,

No, all of that is wrong, and yes, the poor people should have guns. Everyone has the right to self defense.

Guns can be cheap, ammo is generally affordable, and there could be many who could afford both but not insurance. $250 one time purchase versus $hundreds or $thousands annually.

Also, there’s no way in hell you could put a requirement to pay regular insurance costs as a requirement to exercise a Constitutional right. The courts would flush that down the shithole immediately.

Schadrach ,

Ah yes, let’s ensure only the well off can afford firearms.

Let’s be fair, half the point of an HOA is keeping the poors (and ethnics, but they aren’t allowed to say that part out loud any more) out of your neighborhood to maintain property values. So your HOA requiring you to carry some kind of gun insurance wouldn’t be completely unreasonable, if you can’t afford it (or anything else they want) you shouldn’t be living under that HOA.

Also why I don’t live in an HOA, and having an HOA was a red flag when I was looking for a house.

themeatbridge ,

Have you seen the price of ammo lately? That’s pretty much the system we have now.

PM_Your_Nudes_Please ,

I’d be shocked if a court found an HOA to have that power.

Courts have pretty consistently found that HOA’s have more power than local authorities. That’s why they can set their own laughably restrictive bylaws.

Second amendment violations may not fly, but that’s a constitutionality problem, not a limit specifically on HOAs.

ColeSloth ,

I hate HOA’s, but some people like them. Regardless of how I feel about HOA’s I still think it’s dumb as hell that they should have any sort of liability for a member of an hoa doing something like this.

theyoyomaster ,

The percentage of people I know that like HOAs is absurdly small, including neighbors and acquaintances from the last HOA I was in. Almost everyone I know hates them but is forced to deal with them because almost every neighborhood has one. Towns require them for new zoning because it allows them to pass the buck on code enforcement and then a handful of people love them because it lets them power trip The vast majority are just stuck with them due to lack of options.

spongebue ,

That, or a developer buys a plot of land, makes a neighborhood with some amenities, and then it’s damn near impossible to kill because of those amenities. My HOA is pretty lightweight - half our budget pays the trash bill. But we do have a few plots of land that belong to the association, don’t even have any structures on them, and if the HOA were to dissolve someone would need to assume responsibility for those spots. I can only imagine what it would be like if we had a pool.

ColeSloth ,

I’ve ran into a lot of people living in them who like em. Some people are just anal about wanting to only see trimmed uniform lawns and no trashcans or broken down vehicles anywhere near them.

I think it’s dumb to let others have a say in what color I make my house or how long I can have a car sit as a driveway ornament.

theyoyomaster ,

We specifically only looked for houses without HOAs, then during closing it was revealed that there was one the realtor “missed” because it was basically defunct. Within weeks of moving in we got a letter saying how the HOA was stepping up its game to make up for the last few years and it became the bane of our existence. One of the board members was obsessed with issuing citations and fining people for backing cars into their driveways because “the CCRs say that you can’t park a vehicle in an extreme state of disrepair for more than 48 hours so if you back it in I can’t see if it has a current registration sticker on the license plate.” The only people I’ve ever met that like them are control freak karens like that dude.

Fuck HOAs.

ColeSloth ,

You should have bailed at closing and fired your realtor with prejudice. Most realtors are almost bigger pieces of scum than hoa’s. Taking like 12 grand each for doing up a bit of paperwork. You can pay a lawyer $1500 and find your own place on zilliw or Facebook marketplace. I bought my house in 2010 with no realtors or lawyers at all (seller also didn’t have one). Just met up at the bank I was getting the home loan through and filed some generic stuff. Done deal.

theyoyomaster ,

It wasn’t worth starting over again with the way the market was. It was Seattle area in 2017 where every sale was a bidding war. There are good realtors, that just wasn’t one.

ColeSloth ,

Yeah? On a normal home purchase where the house is being looked at by the purchaser before deciding on it, what good is a realtor?

theyoyomaster ,

When moving to an unfamiliar area there’s tons of value to a good realtor. To know what the local market is like, which school districts matter to which people. Which roads can flood and what your morning commute is going to be like or how loud the planes are going to be over the house. I can spend weeks doing all the leg work myself but realistically, my time is worth more than that to me. A shitty realtor doesn’t give much value, a good one absolutely can. Also, working as an intermediary with shitty sellers or buyers to insulate you from other peoples unreasonableness is one of their main jobs.

The realtor we used to buy that HOA house saw us as a zero effort easy payday. The one that sold that house for us did an absolutely amazing job and the one we used to buy our current home got us a house we absolutely love for less than we were looking to spend.

some_guy ,

Yeah, that part of the suit will fail. But I think it’s worth trying to expand the dragnet of responsible parties regardless. The more people at risk of going to jail for shootings, the more people might support gun control.

It isn’t the same as parents getting jailed for their kid’s mass shooting. But I kinda feel a little bit like it’s still worth trying just to increase a societal sense of culpability.

ColeSloth ,

I 100% disagree. There shouldn’t be any sort of dragnet for a crime beyond the people who did it or planned it.

Where does it stop? Blame the auto manufacturer for making a fast car used as a getaway vehicle for a robbery?

Blame the knife manufacturer for a stabbing? Blaming the company that sold the knife manufacturer the steel blanks, knowing they were getting made into knives? Blame the mining company that sold the iron ore to the steel company? It’s all an idiotic well of useless accountability. No one else should be accountable outside of the stabber. Same for guns, ammo manufacturers, steel factories, etc.

You can commit crimes with almost anything. Maybe I’ll shove kleenex down your throat until you pass out and you can sue kleenex for it.

Odelay42 , in Murder victim Kelly Wilkinson repeatedly visited police in fear. They said she was ‘cop shopping’

The police are worse than useless.

saltesc ,

Nooo. Like their cars say, they’re there to protect and to serve and-… Oh, I see how they may have slipped up on this one. And maybe in a few other incidents… Regularly… All the time…Okay, you have a point.

killeronthecorner ,
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They should change it to “reject and swerve”.

AgnosticMammal ,

They’d do well in consulting then!

kautau ,

Protect capitalist interests and serve the capitalist agenda. Steal from a wal mart? Multi unit response. Shoot up a school, light your wife on fire so she burns to death horrifically? Not worth the effort

vanontom ,
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Seems like false advertising. Cease and desist! If not, should be forced to add disclaimer everywhere, stating the fact that they’re not actually legally required to “protect and serve” anyone in particular. And will not be personally liable for any damages (like shooting your dog when they raid the wrong house).

StopSpazzing ,
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They should take a page from senator and yell your attacking me, but add bullets to the mix, ya know?

massive_bereavement ,
@massive_bereavement@kbin.social avatar

Let's just stick at the end of that phrase a needed word:

Money

ShepherdPie ,

That’s why they often put it quotes for plausible deniability: “we just put that on our cars 'cause we heard some guy say it once.”

refurbishedrefurbisher ,

Protect and serve the wealthy class

Potatos_are_not_friends ,

There was a story on reddit about a ex husband sending death threat letters and police said, “unless you’re being raped or dead, we can’t help you.”

AdolfSchmitler ,

Send those letters to a cops wife or daughter and I guarantee they do something

blanketswithsmallpox ,

Those are just letters from the cop to their wife or daughter…

taanegl , in Second Boeing whistleblower dies in less than two months

Goddamn. If there’s ever a class action suit where the witnesses get leaked, we might see the first case of corporate serial killing…

Can we then finally have corporal punishment for corporations plz? Corporal corporate punishment.

snekerpimp ,

They want to be considered people to influence the government, they should be tried as people and everyone running it receives the same sentence.

Neato ,
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Capital punishment for corporations. Revoke their business license and liquidate their assess.

modifier ,

Redistribute their capital.

TexasDrunk ,

Redistribute their CEOs to fertilize the fields.

fukurthumz420 ,

^my man

kaffiene ,

Ultimately the CEOs are also employees. It’s the capital that pulls the strings

john89 ,

Nationalize them.

circuitfarmer ,
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We have so many monopolistic companies in the US that should have been nationalized years ago. It’s one reason we can’t have nice things.

fine_sandy_bottom ,

I want this so much for so many things, but does it ever happen without a bloody revolution?

UnderpantsWeevil ,
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

Capital punishment for corporations.

Also for executives.

CheeseNoodle ,

Your a bit late, we’ve already had entire countries regimes overthrown and death squads in the name of corporate interests.

kaffiene ,

Yeah, but they were US companies doing to OTHER countries. Doesn’t count

Kiernian ,

To quote david rovics- “coke is the drink of the death squads.”

…wikipedia.org/…/Sindicato_Nacional_de_Trabajador…

Coca cola supposedly hired the AUC.

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