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Jessica ,

It “clearly” says, “USE APP TO ACCESS”, so no, you can’t just push the button. It has to verify your subscription first.

Jessica ,

@ch00f said, “Even if it was free…” which implies he’s talking specifically about the paid button on the right and not the free button on the left.

The implication being even if the chilled and filtered water was also free, having to open an app for the button to work would be bullshit.

Jessica ,

There’s a dirty secret in your glass of orange juice. Even though it says “not from concentrate,” it probably sat in a large vat for up to year with all the oxygen removed from it. This allows it to be preserved and dispensed all year-round. Taking out all the O2 also gets rid of all the flavor. So the juice makers have to add the flavors back in using preformulated recipes full of chemicals called “flavor packs.” Mmm, delicious, fresh-squeezed ethyl-butyrate!

consumerist.com/2011/07/29/oj-flavor-packs/

Jessica ,

I had never heard Trent Reznor’s original or Johnny Cash’s cover so thank you for mentioning it. What an incredible music video!

Jessica ,

I think you actually want {🐸}∪{🐘}⊂{🐂} because ∪ is union and ∩ is intersection. There are no frogs that are also elephants so the set would be empty and thus couldn’t contain any bulls. 😔

Jessica ,

Shirts that go hard

Jessica ,

Morals*

Jessica ,

Hell even the list of Wii-U games ported to the Switch is staggering. As an early adopter of the Wii-U, implying Nintendo doesn’t like rehashing old ideas is laughable.

…fandom.com/…/List_of_Wii_U_games_ported_to_the_N…

Jessica ,

I suppose you could say this about saving for retirement, but it’s super important to start early. I’m not sure what else in life you could apply this to?

Jessica ,

That is an ancient photoshop! They are holding either the original iPhone or an iPhone 3G, the latter of which came out in 2008.

Jessica , (edited )

Everyone in these comments needs Jesus lol. Frozen pizza sucks ass, and we only eat it because it’s convenient. It’s not even cheaper than take out anymore with inflation. I can get a 3 topping large carry out from Dominos for like $7-8 (I forget), which is the same damn price anymore for a tiny mediocre frozen pizza from the grocery store. If you really want it NOW, go to Costco’s food court and get huge ass slices for $2 each.

EDIT: Apparently I need to provide some sources since I’m being downvoted to hell

Dominos nationwide has always offered carryout coupons. At the moment, my local Dominos has the following 3:


<span style="color:#323232;">For $7.99 each, carry out all pizzas with 1 topping on any of our 5 crusts - $7.99
</span><span style="color:#323232;">1 Large 3 Topping Pizza – Carryout Only - $10.99
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Large Pizza with up to 5 Toppings - Carryout Only - $13.99
</span>

I’ll concede the 3 topping is not the $7-8 I remember, but if we just roll with the Large 1 topping, which IS $7.99, and we specifically take a look at the quantity of food you get by referencing the nutritional facts: cache.dominos.com/…/DominosNutritionGuide.pdf

We can quickly figure out the total calories in a 14" Dominos carry out Pepperoni pizza for $7.99 with a coupon that’s always available.


<span style="color:#323232;">160 calories - 14" Hand Tossed
</span><span style="color:#323232;"> 10 calories - Pizza Sauce
</span><span style="color:#323232;">100 calories - Regular Cheese
</span><span style="color:#323232;"> 40 calories - Pepperoni
</span><span style="color:#323232;">310 calories total times 8 slices
</span>

= 2,480 calories

So @samus12345 I have no idea what you’re talking about when you say a large 3 topping is $26.34. Clearly you don’t know how coupons work.

@frickineh if you go look at the total calories in your Totino’s Party Pizza, you’ll find the whole box is around 600 calories for $2 at Walmart so if you buy 4 of them to match the calories in the Dominos pizza, it comes out to the same $8 you’d spend at Dominos. You can also go to Costco and spend those same $2 for 710 calories of 1/6 of a Costco Pepperoni pizza.

All of this is to say your average freezer aisle grocery store pizza has around 750 calories for around $7, which comes out to roughly 100 calories per dollar. You get much better value doing takeout from Dominos, and if you’re going to eat the frozen pizza as soon as you get home anyways like the Tweet suggested, you might as well get more bang for your buck.

Jessica ,

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Jessica ,

I updated my comment with additional information

Jessica ,

I think they just messed up the text because the trucks are in an isometric view while the cars are in a silhouette view which implies the trucks are at a 90° angle to each other

Jessica ,

Why didn’t you buy an iPhone SE? I have the 2022 model and it started at $429. I upgraded from an iPhone 6S.

Jessica ,

Mine permanently lives in a battery case, and I’ve never had any performance issues. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Jessica ,

I know you meant collusion, but in case anyone else didn’t, it’s not collision.

Jessica , (edited )

The conference opened a little behind schedule; the Pledge of Allegiance was delayed when organizers couldn’t find a flag. After he searched the conference center’s rooms, Tom Hamner, a Colorado man who served over two years in prison for the felony “interfering with law enforcement” on Jan. 6, 2021, came forward with the scarf from his wife’s neck. It wasn’t exactly a flag, but it was emblazoned with stars and stripes. “That’ll work!” emcee Alex Newman, an Epoch Times contributor, said before he led the crowd of dozens in the pledge.

I’m not sure what’s funnier; that only dozens of people showed up, or that they performed the Pledge of Allegiance to a scarf owned by the wife of a felon because nobody planning the event brought an American flag.

Jessica , (edited )

You’re feeding your cat the equivalent of potato chips. No shit it’s all they want to eat lol

Edit: I can’t read. See below

Jessica , (edited )

Oh. I genuinely misread OP’s post as Friskies, not Fancy Feast. I agree any wet food is miles better than dry food. Apologies @Dohnuthut

I will take this opportunity to plug catfooddb.com to find quality wet foods because not all are created equally. Many have more fat than protein, which is not normal in the diet of a cat in the wild.

My personal recommendation is Tiki Cat

Jessica ,

And my axe!

Jessica ,

As a child you can’t brush your adult teeth that haven’t grown in yet, but you can drink fluoridated water and have it deposit in your adult teeth as they are growing making them stronger than they otherwise would have been for the rest of your life.

Jessica ,

I too watched the MinuteFood video on this yesterday! www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0R1jVN3LaY

Jessica ,

Your “hyper local forecasts” are likely total BS or they are just taking data from other sources such as weather.gov

Jessica ,

A much dumber reason is because you forgot to install the riser screws before screwing in the motherboard and shorting the entire motherboard against the case.

My best friend did this on his first PC bless his heart lol

Jessica ,

I can’t recall, but he did overspend on his motherboard and it was not damaged by the short. I figured out the issue, and he reinstalled it and it works just fine to this day. That was like 7 years ago.

Jessica ,

You can contest that sort of thing with your bank if you are quick about it. Probably too late now, but I had something similar happen and that’s how I resolved it. In my case, the rumor was the owner of the website had died

Jessica ,

I think I’d rather get down with the sickness. (Because I’m lactose intolerant)

Jessica ,

Hades was actually made by a reasonably large team in an actual office setting. NoClip documented the entire development of the game on YouTube.

Jessica ,

They’re called Radio Buttons en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radio_button

Jessica ,

Oh that’s fair. At least one radio button in the group must be selected otherwise yeah it’s just a checkbox in disguise.

Jessica ,

It’s, “Alaska can come too.” m.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk-kbjw0Y8U

Jessica ,

I think it’s less useless government and more brainwashed citizens voting against their best interests. The useless government didn’t elect itself after all.

Jessica ,

That dropped apostrophe on “sister’s” makes that ominous on first read

Jessica ,

Well stop using Google then obviously. Have you tried DuckDuckGo?

Jessica ,

OP was complaining about old search results being purged, not SEO junk

Jessica ,

They also seem to be ballooning out in all directions as if worn by a morbidly obese person

Jessica ,

sparking concerns on Wall Street that the services will never be as profitable as cable once was

Obligatory fuck Wall Street

Jessica ,

I’m starting to think it might be finally time to look into CuriosityStream and Nebula

Jessica ,

The crux of your argument about “make sure you didn’t get into any controversy” is baked into the name change process…

A legal name change in the U.S. for any reason other than marriage or divorce typically requires several steps. First, the applicant must file paperwork that includes the reason for the name change and pay filing fees that can be hundreds of dollars. Then the applicant attends a court hearing where they may need to defend the reasons for their name change. If they are granted a court order for a name change, they will need to go through name change processes for other documents such as driver’s licenses and birth certificates, which require additional fees. Many states also require that the applicant pay to publish their name change in the newspaper, with some states requiring multiple publications.

uclawreview.org/…/name-changes-do-we-need-judicia…

Ohio in particular is one such a state that requires you to publish the name change in the newspaper

www.ohiolegalhelp.org/topic/name-change

Jessica ,

You ever heard of a library?

Jessica ,

Right?! Furries aren’t even remotely on the public conscience so how the fuck does he even know about them otherwise

AI cameras being set up on highways to catch drivers who throw trash out of their car windows (www.businessinsider.com)

AI cameras being set up on highways to catch drivers who throw trash out of their car windows::The decision to install cameras in UK lay-bys aims to prevent littering but one campaign group described the approach as “meaningless.”

Jessica ,

I don’t believe the United Kingdom has an issue with people getting an abortion. Clearly you didn’t read the article or the body of OP’s post.

TIL eating 1 gram polar bear liver can be fatal due to an overdose of vitamin A that makes your skin fall off (animals.howstuffworks.com)

A healthy human liver contains 575 international units (IU) of vitamin A per gram while a polar bear’s liver contains between 24,000 and 35,000 IU per gram. Compare that to the tolerable upper level of vitamin A intake for a healthy adult human: 10,000. Signs of toxicity generally occur when approximately 25,000 to 33,000 IU...

Jessica OP ,

Definitely not lol

Jessica OP ,

Very few actually! Apparently some Dutch explorers back in the 1500s trying to sail over the top of the globe got stuck in ice and ended up killing and eating a polar bear and documented their illnesses

We didn’t figure out what happened to them until the 1940s

Jessica OP ,

scientists at Cambridge guesstimated it would take making it into a significant side-dish or main course to REALLY fuck you up

I actually heard about this from a YouTube channel referencing the diary of Gerrit de Veer from 1597 where he recounted his expeditions’ encounter with eating polar bear liver and nearly dying from it in 1596.

I can’t find the actual diary entry, but I think it’s behind a pay wall on the Wikipedia link as a reference.

The story the YouTuber told was presumably in the diary. He said their ship got stuck in ice and they used wood from the ship to make a cabin. Sometime later, they had a run-in with a polar bear and ended up shooting it from inside the cabin. Sometime after that, they had a group meal consuming the polar bear liver and everybody’s skin started falling off.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerrit_de_Veer

Jessica ,

You don’t mentally become a dog… you go insane being a human trapped in a foreign body eating flavorless cardboard.

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