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Agent641 ,

Which crabs do we choose to represent us?

Snow crabs? King crabs? The voice actor for Mr Krabs?

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It’s their continent, they are just letting us live on it for now

Agent641 ,

This is how they gain magic flight at Christmas time

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Same, bro

Agent641 ,

BASIC: Am I a joke to you?

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Why does a loving God make these evil people?

Agent641 , (edited )

“what’s a phone?”

“I don’t know why my fingerprint isn’t working” (biometrics are disabled)

“I don’t remember my passcode” (it’s a pattern input field)

“The guy at the phone place changed it for me”

“It’s never really worked right.”

“There’s no Google on it tho.” (What does this even mean?)

“Who do you need to call anyway?”

“Can’t you just use your own phone?”

Just act like the dumbest creature on earth.

Agent641 ,

For those that haven’t seen:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/3eb9b5bf-1f95-42b6-b215-7f574a27446c.jpeg

“I want you to invest with me as hard as you can.”

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/047fffd2-2454-4cb2-adb9-80fe38360c9e.png

“This lettuce is too spicy for me D:”

Agent641 ,

Because your standards are low

Agent641 ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/273827a8-496c-4431-9463-031f600c8b81.jpeg

Agent641 ,

It’s all fun and games until the Norwegian fishing boat comes closer, the scarecrows in the wheelhouse fall over, and 20 tons of Ukrainian ANFO detonates.

Agent641 ,

Wow they join together so seamlessly. What if the daytime moon and the nighttime moon are actually the same moon?

Agent641 ,

US tested a Minuteman III missile out of Vandenberg earlier this year. It was not carrying a nuclear payload. It’s fairly common for countries to test missiles. Some countries broadcast their intent publicly so as not to accidentally trigger a retaliatory launch. Others don’t broadcast publicly, but they do communicate via the good-old-boy net for the same reason.

Agent641 ,

What

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What about that one that turned racist overnight so they killed it?

Agent641 ,

Gross, where? Specifically, where?

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Thatswhatshesaid.michaelscott.gif

Agent641 ,

Crossword evolved into Crozzle

Agent641 ,

Kids these days dont even know about disassociating lmao

Are those top tier Geoguessers that do crazy stuff like figure out a location from 4 pixels and a mcslurry contracted by the CIA?

Seriously I’ve seen a guy see a bunch of pixels and go “Idk but that reminds me of Mexico” and he was right. There’s no way the three letter companies wouldn’t want that kind of skillset, right?

Agent641 ,

You can get jobs like that, sure. Normally called GIS analyst (geospatial informations systems)

For a while, the Australian Secret Intelligence Service GIS job applications were less about ticking boxes and more looking at a satellite image of a structure and being asked, “what is this, where is it, and why is it interesting”

And the answer might be "Its ostensibly a wastewater treatment plant, its in southern Iran, and its interesting because the truck parked next to the liquid chemical tank farm has an ISO gas storage trailer, not an ISO liquid storage container as might be expected.

Agent641 ,

Where are the broad, flat fingernals tho?

Agent641 ,

Pac-man eating a new york slice

Agent641 ,

Israel:

seen ✓✓

Agent641 , (edited )

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/1bbed6d5-a852-46f3-a646-928fd87b4d61.jpeg

From my cold, dead hands!

Agent641 ,

Doomba

Agent641 ,

You can tell by the taste

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Isotopic tagging. Nice.

Agent641 ,

If possible, wait until after they die

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Mig Bac

Agent641 ,

Pika chaka chimi chunga solo wooki oh oh oh!

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Why do you gather us like this bröther?

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/06576bbe-15fc-4016-881c-06741825d6f8.jpeg

Agent641 ,

Sus

Agent641 ,

Me IRL naming my first project in Visual Studio

Agent641 ,

Florists hate this one trick.

Agent641 ,

Ricin in the stamp adhesive. Gottem again.

Agent641 ,

🇲🇦‼️ Older men following young women

✅👌 On instagram

Agent641 ,

I use arch by the way, and I don’t recommend it.

Agent641 ,

The Major: “Fighting retreat at first light”

Me alone in the trench the morning after next, woken by German voices: “Oh no!”

Agent641 ,

Hi guys, its the 19th here in Australia already and I can confirm that I have been Left Behind to suffer heck on earth for being a sinner and Im super over it already.

Agent641 ,

Aw fuckin’ hell!

Agent641 ,

Mate, Im doing cashies for a bloke all long weekend, 6am starts, Im bloody spewing. Reckon he’ll sling me a block of piss though, so she’ll be right.

Agent641 ,

types sarcastically slowly

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All their largest bridges have water passing beneath. This proves that moving water generates the telluric currents needed to counteract gravitational forces in localized areas to levitate the bridges.

Agent641 ,

How else you gonna keep Apophis from landing his Ha’tac ships in your backyard?

Agent641 ,

It was never cool

South Korea removed 1,300 cameras from its military bases after discovering they're designed to feed back to a Chinese server (www.businessinsider.com)

South Korea’s military has been forced to remove over 1,300 surveillance cameras from its bases after learning that they could be used to transmit signals to China, South Korean news agency Yonhap reported....

Agent641 ,

Suppliers lie.

I know a guy who is the sole reason that software written by <adversary> isnt being currently used in <host countries most top secret defense environment>. His boss told him to lie if asked, and he refused to and informed <end user>.

Agent641 ,

Whether you like it or not

Agent641 ,

Just like normal humans, then?

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