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bjoern_tantau , in Get her a publisher
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llii ,

WTF? I think I need to play baldurs gate 3.

cordlesslamp ,

yes, everyone should be.

ArmokGoB ,

I still have the corpse in my inventory in act 3.

ChonkyOwlbear , in Good point

Why not just have two relationships?

DigitalNirvana ,

Because that might require honest, open communication. And result in more satisfying relationships, wherein the parties to the relationships can actually get what they desire. Who wants that? /s. Hmm, is there a polyamory magazine on the Fediverse? I hadn’t looked… dang, I searched, yielded nada. Am I obligated to make one, now? We’re building a whole new social media. Each contributing as they will.

QuantumSparkles ,

While it’s not my bag I very much believe people should love the way that makes them and all fully consenting members happy, but there’s not a lot of people that want to be part of something like that tbh. The polyamory itself I mean, not the sub. You should totally make a sub if there isn’t one

Atelopus-zeteki ,
@Atelopus-zeteki@kbin.run avatar

Gotcha covered, it's a thing, now let's see where we want to take it. https://kbin.run/m/Polyamory

CluckN ,

Because that might require huge, boatloads of cash. And result in more satisfying prostitutes, wherein the parties to the relationships can actually get paid.

eatthecake ,

Some people are monogamous and they are allowed to be in relationships that are satisfying and make them happy.

SkyeStarfall ,

Then why cheat?

PieMePlenty , in Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost

Not sure why a for profit corporation would limit its market to a specific, politically oriented, demographic. Especially when that corporations product is body hair removal - a process very much detached from all political and most social discourse.

Allero ,

They probably decided that support among the “anti-woke” MAGA folks will outweigh the backlash of everyone else. Just trying to find a way to position on the market.

Though history shows this kind of stuff normally fails, with target audience quickly forgetting the move and the rest not giving a damn.

CoffeeJunkie , (edited )

You need to understand the mindset, the culture, the reason it was even created. It’s not their most profitable line, but it’s not about that, anyway. It wasn’t created to make profit; it’s a real product born of a joke. Daily Wire said men & women are different, a handful of people complained to Harry’s Razors, Harry’s ended their business with Daily Wire.

It was initially created solely so men didn’t have to buy from Harry’s. I would argue Gillette as well, but Harry’s for sure, that’s what they launched their product on & they bought IHateHarrys.com & has it redirect to Jeremy’s Razors.

Allero ,

I see, thanks for the context!

Duke_Nukem_1990 ,

Cause it’s probably a shit product and they have no USP other than “woke bad”.

Agent641 ,

I only sell my axis-themed WW2 memorabilia flags to white men with hereditary or other baldness. They need to be at least

lifts arm with palm flat

This tall.

Ilovethebomb ,

I just had a look at their website, it’s pretty clear the whole thing is a pisstake. All part of the show.

EmptySlime ,

Not a piss take. But yes part of the show. It’s entirely owned and operated by the chuds at the Daily Wire and their entire purpose is right wing culture war. It’s just classic conservative grifting

realitista ,

They probably have another brand which appeals only to gender fluid save the whales hippies.

Etterra ,

You joke but they almost certainly do. Why sell something to one group when you can repackage it and sell it to two different groups? And the “women’s” version is usually marked up for no reason.

realitista ,

I was joking but not really. It’s what I would be doing if I were them.

EmptySlime ,

They don’t. If you look into them it’s entirely a company owned by the same guy that owns The Daily Wire. It’s literally only there to grift from their audience and further their culture war.

protist ,

Along these lines, there is no stupider entry in the American index than that of “Jeremy’s Razors,” a grooming company created by The Daily Wire, a conservative media platform founded in 2015 by Ben Shapiro (a political commentator you may have heard of) and Jeremy Boreing (a former film director you probably haven’t heard of, and the namesake for the venture).

This is a fucking Ben Shapiro product lmao

AFC1886VCC ,

Conservatives when they realise that LGBTQ people and racial minorities also have money and spend money

https://reddthat.com/pictrs/image/ebdcaa2b-e0e8-4e3c-8262-410d2fbd7d64.jpeg

Angry_Autist ,

That’s not fair to this dude, is face is a face of shock from wonder, not outrage.

Honestly, we need more genuine emotion like this on the internet.

But that said, yeah, regressives are the queens of pearl-clutching for no reason.

EmptySlime ,

Because they’re not in it for profit. It’s a project of the chuds at the Daily Wire. Any profit is a side effect of their true goal, right wing culture war. It exists to take money from their fans and use their “successful business” to prove that they’re correct. They’d still do it even if it wasn’t profitable just to push their preferred narrative.

BallsandBayonets ,

Dr Pepper 10! It’s not for women!

Is a real product, with a real commercial, really saying that line. And it wasn’t even for political reasons, they just wanted men to drink their diet soda.

ArchRecord ,

It’s because they’ve conditioned their audience to believe a few key things:

  1. “Voting” with your wallet is what matters over all other forms of action.
  2. Giving money to “woke” companies harms you as an individual.
  3. Buying products is the best way to signal your value as a person.

Let’s break that down.

They want money to be more important than voting, because they understand that their political demographic does not win the popular vote in most cases, and their policies are inherently not popular with the majority. But when they can get money instead, then use that to influence votes and policy, well, that just might get them the policies they want without substantial votes from the public.

They want people to fear giving money to “woke” corporations because it makes them seem like the only source of real truth, and objectivity. They’re the voices of reason in a world that’s all against you. Then, you’ll be willing to pay for their subscription streaming service, and their subscription streaming service for kids, and their merch, and their chocolate, and their razors, et cetera et cetera.

They want you to associate buying products as the way to define yourself, because when you so strongly identify with their politics, you’ll spend as much money as you can signaling to those around you that you don’t support the “woke” agenda through your wallet, you only support those who truly embody your cause. Giving them money becomes a symbol of your values.

And of course, they wouldn’t get any sales without this as a selling point. If they just start a razor brand, not affiliated with their political ventures, who’s gonna buy? Their razors are effectively the same price as Gilette’s, just without the likely higher standard of quality and availability in physical retail locations.

But when they combine all three of those tactics I mentioned to make their target demographic believe they need these razors to display their values, stop a perceived evil agenda, and make their voice heard… well, then you’ve got a good revenue stream.

jonne ,

They’ll never get a huge chunk of the market, but the customers they will have will be loyal and can be leveraged to sell other stuff to. Wouldn’t surprise me if these razors are just repackaged stuff from another brand.

FordBeeblebrox ,

There is an entire coffee company dedicated to mUrica. It’s just fucking coffee but if you sell it right these idiots will buy literally anything that even pretends they be American and conservative

ApatheticCactus ,

It’s also funny because most of my heavy conservative coworkers all have beards, trucks, and country stuff because that’s the image.

Now that I think about it, quite a few are bald and shave their heads, sooo… Maybe that’s an angle they could shoot for? Those could be some wild ads.

Stovetop , in Good point

Because even though they feel the need to seek physical intimacy from someone else, they still want the stability and safety a relationship brings.

tiramichu ,

Is the answer. Cheating is a mechanism to both have their cake, and eat it.

HyonoKo ,

Very nice analogy.

zea_64 ,

I don’t understand why society demonizes that (the multiple people thing, not the lack of communication). If that’s what’s best for my partner, who am I to stop them? What does exclusivity even get me besides limiting my jealousy?

tiramichu ,

Polyamoury is cool. Cheating is not cool.

That’s all it comes down to - consent

If someone needs multiple partners in their life to feel fulfilled, then wonderful, but they just have to make sure that everyone involved is fine with that before they get into the situation.

aoidenpa ,

That makes sense but I think real reason is they get off doing something so terrible and evil and immoral. I get it.

Kolanaki , in I love going shopping and getting my favorite snacksss 🥰🍬🤤
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Weirdest Chex mix ever. Got Chex, glue sticks, Pringles, gummy candy… 🤣

OldManBOMBIN OP ,

Cheese sticks? That’s gross

EndOfLine , in I too love watching CP 😍

There is a cerebral palsy anime?

Forester OP , in I'll get right on that
@Forester@yiffit.net avatar

Customer; I need you to do XYZ PDQ because I am incapable of doing it myself.

Me: unfortunately the request you are making is not possible. However, I can do ABC instead.

Customer: Forester is stupid and won’t help me.

pacmondo ,

Yes, you’re correct, customer. The more likely answer is not that I am telling the truth, it is that I get off on being willfully obstinate and making up for problems. I’m out to get you.

Forester OP ,
@Forester@yiffit.net avatar

The truth is I just enjoy wasting your time and my time. I don’t care about my metrics. It’s not tied to my bonus or anything. My one purpose in life is to slow you down and to spite you.

Steamymoomilk , in I too love watching CP 😍

1000016598Instant prison Bye bye :D

abfarid , in Shouldn't name the cables after him if they're not for him.
@abfarid@startrek.website avatar

They are called CAT cables for a reason.

mariusafa , in what a strange timeline we live in

Context? Srry.

mihnt ,
mariusafa ,

Nah there’s no fucking way. A movie of a GMOD studio fanmade?? That’s odd af.

mihnt ,
Viking_Hippie ,

Are you absolutely certain that it isn’t a psyop meant to make millennials feel extremely old and mystified about wtf is going on with Gen Z?

Because after watching the first 40 of those (I tried to watch them all but I just couldn’t), I feel older and more alienated from younger generations than I ever have before 😄

KoalaUnknown ,

On behalf of Gen Z, we do not associate with Skibidi Toilet. That is Gen Alpha’s nonsense.

QuantumSparkles ,

Looks like my therapist will finally be giving me permission to kill myself

slaacaa ,

“Don’t let your dreams be dreams”

archonet ,

you know, I knew I was out of touch around the time of fidget spinners, but this is a new level of “get off my lawn” I thought I wouldn’t reach til my 30s

FloMo ,

To the best of my knowledge:

Skibidi Toilet is getting a movie.

Ben10 despite it’s financially proven track record (per the meme) has not received a feature-length cinematic release.

LainTrain , in Uh oh

What?

unexposedhazard ,

The image depicts a know violent asshole. The wife is not calling the Pizza place but instead calling 911.

Num10ck ,

Kanye is violent?

db2 ,

The sun is bright?

jeffreyosborne ,

Cheese is round?

Crackhappy ,
@Crackhappy@lemmy.world avatar

I hadn’t actually heard of any abuse allegations either. I also don’t keep up with celebrity stuff anymore. I just knew that if a fruitcake saw him, it would turn to another fruitcake and say “that guy is nutty”

curbstickle , (edited )

Abusive, yes, but as far as I’m aware not violent. Still fits (calling 911 as per the post), but not for physical abuse.

He has been known to publicly harass and threaten (it’s why he was barred from the Grammy awards), he’s been sued by employees for harassment, intimidation, retaliation,and discrimination, and even failure to pay his employees, and he’s also being sued by his former personal* assistant for sexual harassment, including him masturbating in front of her.

Kanye is 100% an abusive PoS. Just not, as of now, physically abusive afaik.

Edit: Stupid autocorrect typo personally/personal

Edit 2: Some violence

pagesix.com/…/kanye-west-sued-for-allegedly-punch…

vanityfair.com/…/kanye-west-reportedly-under-inve…

Second article starts with an amazing line:

Kanye West, the disgraced former shoe salesman and dinner companion of Holocaust-denier Nick Fuentes

unexposedhazard ,

I think he beat up a papparazzi once but that is the extent of his physical violence i guess yeah.

curbstickle ,

Forgot about that, and I think someone who asked for an autograph?

The paparazzi one, unfortunately, I can understand.

LainTrain ,

Pizza place?

unexposedhazard ,

Pizzaz Palace

Modest_Toxic ,

She’s calling to order a pizza but dials 911 instead

obinice ,
@obinice@lemmy.world avatar

They’re referring to when someone experiencing domestic abuse calls 999 and pretends to order a pizza, when really that’s a signal to the police that they need help.

Skullgrid ,
@Skullgrid@lemmy.world avatar

Calls 999

🇬🇧

Viking_Hippie ,

Innit!

Grabthar ,

0118 999 881 999 119 725 3 now though, right?

LainTrain ,

Ah never heard of that before!

hungryphrog ,

There was this thing where a woman pretended to order pizza but actually called 911 on her abusive husband.

ZarkleFarkle , in guys...

“Waltuh” button

JPAKx4 , in Uh oh

Pro tip: look up your local police station and dial their full 10 digit phone number instead of 911

then_three_more ,

I’d use 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3

01189998819991197253 ,
@01189998819991197253@infosec.pub avatar

Which country have I reached?

funkless_eck ,

That’s so easy to remember. Let me try.

0118 999 881 99 9119 725

funkless_eck ,

3

misterundercoat ,

One, seven, three, four, six, seven, three, two, one, four, seven, six, Charlie, three, two, seven, eight, nine, seven, seven, seven, six, four, three, Tango, seven, three, two, Victor, seven, three, one, one, seven, eight, eight, eight, seven, three, two, four, seven, six, seven, eight, nine, seven, six, four, three, seven, six. Lock.

DakRalter , in All junk
@DakRalter@thelemmy.club avatar

I got my D&D Basic box set from a charity shop, £2.50. There’s one going for over £150 on ebay right now. Got my Baldur’s Gate box set from a charity shop too for £2.50. I also got Flash 4 (I think) for a couple of quid, it was selling second hand on amazon for about £200, but I was an anxious, clueless kid and was too scared to sell it.

https://thelemmy.club/pictrs/image/4a147450-a8d5-4713-b877-f753032f3fcc.jpeg

Yesterday I got some squishmallows for my niece at £1 each. We still get good stuff here.

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world avatar

That’s truly amazing. I haven’t found anything good at a thrift shop in ages.

DakRalter ,
@DakRalter@thelemmy.club avatar

Even here, some like Oxfam will save the more valuable stuff to sell on ebay. I worked at two charity shops back in my twenties, so I got to the good stuff first haha. The Baldur’s Gate was lucky because another customer was going to buy it for her son, but changed her mind when she saw the age rating, and I was like, bagsy this!

hahattpro , in Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost

what the hell i just read ?

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