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Where do I find an older build of Office 2019?

I need a specific build of Office 2019 to fix a conflict with another piece of software. That vendor is pointing the finger at Microsoft, and of course, MS is pointing the finger back at them. What I know for certain is that Version 2402 (Build 17328.20184) is the most recent working version. What I don’t know is where to find...

Fuck_u_spez_ OP ,

Thanks. Where do I find a time machine?

Fuck_u_spez_ OP ,

Thanks, this looks like the answer. Any idea what the version string should be in the ODT config file for build 17328.20184? It looks like they want a major version number first, so Office 2016 was v16.0.xxxxx.xxxxxx. Is 2019 v17 or v19?

Fuck_u_spez_ ,

Even in 2024, there’s still a lot of non-software (automotive) engineering involved in building a car – even an electric one.

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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/86bda1cc-67f4-483c-b54b-6e2d006a6544.png

Fuck_u_spez_ ,

So I get a free car and the owner gets to keep the original? Like hell I wouldn’t.

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Here’s a thought. You fuckers have my goddamn Kroger Plus card number, my name, address, credit card information, and a record of every last grape I’ve ever purchased in one of your stores. How 'bout, after we show up for the second or third time, you assume we might no longer need to be told to uSe piN PAd tO coMPleTe trAnsActIon?!‽ aaaaAAAHHHHHHH

Fuck_u_spez_ , (edited )

I don’t mean to brag, but I naturally produce sulphides in high concentrations after I eat lots of broccoli.

Fuck_u_spez_ ,

And you’re basically supposed to do the same thing twice a day with your toothpaste, which is why the tube says “spit out after brushing” and not “make a little cup with your hand and use it to swish some water from the sink around in your mouth, rinsing most of the fluoride off before it has a chance to work”.

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Anyone know where I can get one of those sweet '90s prism lights?

Fuck_u_spez_ ,

The blue light filter works for some people. Not sure what the iOS equivalent is called but on Android you can just search the settings for Night Light.

Fuck_u_spez_ ,

Reality has a liberal bias.

Fuck_u_spez_ ,

In fact it’s cold as hell

Fuck_u_spez_ ,

But can you bisect one down the midline and end up with two?

Fuck_u_spez_ ,

malice*

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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/8e6fc5cd-ccb9-4f8b-ae52-b9416b9ef68e.jpeg

amp.cheezburger.com/…/witty-jokes-and-moments-tha…

Fuck_u_spez_ ,

More it is, then.

knowyourmeme.com/photos/1851747-pun

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knowyourmeme.com/photos/1851747-pun

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“Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you’re a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are — nuclear is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible.”

…for example.

Fuck_u_spez_ ,

So nice to finally see some Babylon 5 memes here.

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It’s like a Tate, but Canadian.

Fuck_u_spez_ ,

Of course not, he’s Canadian.

Fuck_u_spez_ ,

Not a hydrohomie

Fuck_u_spez_ ,

Because you had better parents than Jared, 19.

Fuck_u_spez_ ,

Can we all just stop for a second and appreciate what a crazy fucking time it is to be alive in this country?

Fuck_u_spez_ ,

There are cases of mutual murderer/suicide pacts where there’s shared responsibility and actions taken by each party but that wouldn’t have been possible when she was the only one in control of the car. Even if the boyfriend was suicidal, and there’s no reason to think he was from this article, the other passenger clearly wasn’t. IANAL either but I think that’s what the above comment was trying to get at.

Fuck_u_spez_ ,

I’m starting to get the feeling that this guy might not be the best choice for president.

Fuck_u_spez_ ,

Who? All I see is a high-vis vest floating in the air.

Fuck_u_spez_ ,

One is a giant, steaming pile of shit that kinda looks like a person. The other is just a picture of horse feces.

Fuck_u_spez_ ,

I have a friend who asks people whether they’re running Windows or Linux when we go out to eat and they come to our table to introduce themselves as our server. None of them has yet to get the (bad) joke and I die inside a little more every time I hear it.

Fuck_u_spez_ ,

Found Yoda’s kbin account.

Fuck_u_spez_ ,

Because they want you to subscribe to their ink cartridge auto-ship service that will send you a new one and charge your credit card any time one is empty, clogged, or just because they feel like it.

Fuck_u_spez_ ,

I didn’t see an obvious way for Liftoff users to delete cookies but long pressing on the user name in account settings, removing it, and signing in again seems to have worked for me.

Fuck_u_spez_ ,

Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you’re a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are — nuclear is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible.

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