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b3nsn0w , to mildlyinfuriating in This app.
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RealNooshie OP ,

My guess is someone who really, really, really wants you to see the advertisements. With a little bit of content on the side.

b3nsn0w ,
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just reminds me to Nolan Sorrento from ready player one

This is the first of our planned upgrades. Once we can roll back some of Halliday’s ad restrictions, we estimate we can sell up to 80% of an individual’s visual field before inducing seizures

idk which one is more sad, that reddit is actually doing this or that i had to specify “ready player one” when looking up the exact quote because otherwise it referred me to completely serious marketing articles

Cerbero ,

Hell the screen from Idiocracy rings a fucking bell seeing this.

meldroc ,

Or for really old-school nerds, Max Headroom. There were the Zik Zak “Blipvert” ads that were hyper-accelerated until they literally made people’s heads explode (like in Scanners).

ihavenopeopleskills ,
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Would you like some usable content with your ads?

AllegedCoyote ,

Also the “actual fucking content” is a mindless repost bot, with a bunch of reposted comments trying to build fake internet points so when the accounts switch to being spam advertising bots they last a little longer.

b3nsn0w ,
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yeah, was gonna say that’s a user issue but it’s in the biggest scabreddit so that’s kind of on the admins too

domage ,

By the way, it seems like the comments to that post could be also generated/copy-pasted by other bots… and another set of bots +1 that comments :0/

cashews_best_nut ,

My 18mth deep depression exacerbated by doom-scrolling Reddit 12hrs per day may have been a fucking bot psyop to make me miserable. Lemmy has been a huge boost to my mood. Feel like I’m waking from a coma since coming here.

TwoFace211 ,

Wow I’m sorry. My Reddit app just stopped working and the app said “hey what about Lemmy” so now I’m here.

Fredselfish ,
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Me too feel way better than I did on Reddit. The comments and post don’t piss me off and I enjoy posting on here. Also nice not worrying over karma and if my post our comments are getting attention.

A weight off my shoulders.

AdmiralShat ,

It’s a symptom of the platform altogether. It has karma, which isn’t just ‘some number’, it actually changes how quickly your post hits hot and the front page. This is why people sell accounts.

I think Lemmy will have a much more organic feel until the major instances realize they can also manipulate posts for cash. However, I feel it will still lack a huge portion of reposts and repost bots

b3nsn0w ,
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okay, that i didn’t know. i have come across subreddits with karma requirements and i’m also aware of the logarithmic relation between upvotes and post age (basically for every X amount of time you need 10x the upvotes to stay at the same relevance) but not that account karma actually counted for that one. it can help a lot with comment rate limits though.

Amilo159 ,
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11 years on Reddit and I didn’t know karma helped get to frontpage faster. I had 660k comment karma…

Buffalox ,

it (karma) actually changes how quickly your post hits hot and the front page.

Now I remember I suspected this, before I deleted my account a couple of years ago. I bet that’s contributing to reddit getting worse. It breaks the user response mechanic.

randomaccount43543 , to news in First room temperature and pressure superconductor discovered

Just a word of caution: Non-peer reviewed, non-replicated, rushed-looking preprint, on a topic with a long history of controversy and retractions. So don’t get too excited yet.

ViridianNott ,

Okay so I agree that it needs to be peer reviewed and independently verified before we can trust it. But how exactly does the preprint look rushed?

Chrobin ,

It’s visibly made in word. That’s enough to be rushed.

febra ,

Exactly. Most papers I’ve seen out there use LaTeX. This is clearly Microsoft Word.

Chrobin ,

And it definitely looks it. That is, shitty.

SamC ,

Depends on the discipline, but yeah, engineering would usually be LaTeX

soEZ ,

Most engenee fields use word…many don’t even accept latex…judging quality of work bases on how a paper looks is shallow and irresponsible.

4ce ,

In physics, however, using Latex is absolutely the norm, and on the arxiv it’s also absolutely the norm. That they aren’t using it shows at the very least that they’re out of touch with academic practice. I mean, if their extraordinary claim is true it would be one of the most significant discoveries of the century and pretty much a guaranteed Nobel prize. Therefore you might think they would put at least some amount of effort into presenting their results, such as producing nice looking plots, and, well, using Latex like a normal working physicist. The fact that they don’t doesn’t mean that they’re wrong, but it doesn’t exactly increase their credibility either.

PS: I also just noticed that one of their equations (p. 9 in 2307.12008) literally contains the expression “F(00l)”. Again, maybe they’re just oblivious and didn’t realize that could look like they’re calling us fools, but the extraordinary claims together with the rather unorthodox and low-effort presentation make me very skeptical.

soEZ ,

This is fair enough…but still seems odd to judge paper solely based on text editor choice…judging paper based on clear errors in presented information is fair game.

Sheltac ,

Hi. I hold 3 degrees in engineering. 100% of what you said is wrong.

Latex is the norm in any engineering publication I’ve ever been involved with, be it as author, reviewer, or editor. The ones that do take word do so reluctantly and only in a way they can readily convert to latex later.

Judging a quality of a word based on how a paper looks is perfectly valid. I’m disinclined to trust research by people not willing to put in the minuscule effort of typesetting a paper. What else did they cut corners on?

rishabh , (edited )

Have you… seen the… figures?!! Also, the Arxiv listing had a spelling mistake. “First” was spelled as “firs”.

cryball , (edited )

I would also like to know. Apparently there were some proofreading errors etc. Someone in reddit explained that rushing the publish might be explained by wanting to stake the claim and get the ball rolling on reproducing the results as fast as possible.

ViridianNott ,

Honestly as someone who is also in research, that is pretty understandable. Preprint papers are all subject to peer review and editing after the fact, but are a good opportunity to stake your claim on a big discovery before someone else can. Preprints are inherently not final versions and I guarantee that the mistakes will be caught before publication.

cryball ,

As someone that no longer has access to university library’s journal subscriptions, I very much support publishing these in a openly accessible manner.

Skyler , to politics in Mega Thread - Donald Trump Pleads Not Guilty to Conspiring to Defraud the United States in Arraignment - Washington DC
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There's a very legitimate chance that Donald Trump could be convicted in multiple cases of multiple crimes and still win the presidency.

The implications of that are terrifying.

TwoGems ,
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Welp, better get all the zoomers registered to vote.

TokenGingerGuy ,

While I agree with this so much, every election we say that. And it never pans out

ImFresh3x , (edited )

Actually, in the last 3 elections younger voters have turned out in historic records.

2018, 2020, 2022 were the highest 18-29 participation in over 30 years.

Edit:

Related article:

archive.ph/…/gen-z-voters-2024/

OctopusKurwa ,

Gen Z turnout was so effective in the 2022 midterms that many republicans have proposed raising the voting age.

Gray ,
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I was reading about Vivek Ramaswamy on his Wikipedia page last night and I saw that he’s seriously pushing raising the voting age to 25! What a bunch of absolute fascist shitheads. Trying to steal the right to vote from voters that disagree with them. Literally doing the thing they accuse Democrats of doing. It’s the same old bullshit hypocrisy with those fuckfaces. I wish it still surprised me. How anybody could possibly support them at this point is beyond me. They’ve become a joke and nothing more at this point. I wish there was a serious opposition to the Democratic Party. It’s not good to have only one sane party in a country. You want your party’s ideas to be forged in the fire of scrutiny that comes with serious political conversations. But what Republicans have become is useless. At this point I can’t wait for them to just fucking die as a party. Wipe them out so badly that a new party has to rise in their stead. And God I hope it looks nothing like the modern conservative bullshit ideology.

lolcatnip ,

Literally doing the thing they accuse Democrats of doing.

Every accusation from them is a confession. I’m not aware of a single exception.

_CottonCandyUnicorn_ ,

Damn. Realizing this next election will be my first where I won’t be considered a “young” voter anymore. 👨‍🦳

Ado ,

Welcome to the party, pal

Chocrates ,

Yeah, voting has never worked at probably any level for Zoomers. In Austin the state even overturned local ordinances that passed. It is so fucking hopeless

squiblet ,
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His supporters have been groomed (ahem) to think it’s all fake. From something I saw recently, 91% of Republicans don’t believe he has committed federal crimes.

Sneptaur ,
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It was a smaller percentage than that. What’s terrifying is that the percentage of people who support him is higher than the percentage of those who think he committed crimes.

nytimes.com/…/trump-republicans-poll-crimes.html#

This article states that 17% of voters who support him over Biden admit he committed crimes, but still support him.

eran_morad ,

Who could be surprised, really. Republicans are traitors.

Byundai ,

Well, that is to be expected when you consider that most Republicans are Christian. When your religion goes against the trans movement and pedophilia, it would be rather hard to go for anyone else.

squiblet ,
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what the fucking hell of fuck does that mean?

Byundai ,

?

Kecessa ,

They are saying that if you’re against pedophilia you need to vote Republican… Yeah…

squiblet ,
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And apparently that being trans is somehow related to being a child molester, which is one of the more fucked up things the right has been pushing recently.

eltrain123 ,

I can understand the comment on trans-movement being adopted as an anti-Christian movement at the current time (even though I think it’s more of a freedom issue republicans are attacking with that one and the specific reason religion shouldn’t be in control of legislation), but there is a long record of both prominent christians and republicans that, if not the dominant part, are a significant constituency of the pedophilia cases in this country.

Byundai , (edited )

Can you source this? I’ve always been underneath the consensus that it is more or less the same for both sides.

Edit: Regarding politicians - not citizens. Although that would also be an interest data set to look at.

lolcatnip ,

Remind me again what Jesus had to say about trans people…

People make bigotry their religion and justify it by saying they have to be bigots because they’re Christians, but the existence of Christians who aren’t bigots shows they’re lying, as does even a cursory examination of what their holy book actually requires of them.

Byundai ,

I don’t know what Jesus said since I’m not a Christian. Afaik he never said anything about trans people. The belief of Christians that I personally know has been that the trans ideology goes completely against the Bible’s teachings.

Sneptaur ,
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Those Christians are jumping on a hateful bandwagon, there. Nothing in the bible talks about trans people in any negative light. Hell, even the anti-gay rhetoric was a translation “error” changing the word “pedophiles” to “homosexuals” deliberately in the 1940s…

Sneptaur ,
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Are you actually equating trans people with pedophilia right now? Absolutely unbelievable. Go outside.

squiblet ,
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I read that on this link. Is it accurate? idk. oh, i see now it says 'fox news viewers', but that's not really a different group, is it?

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/whopping-91-of-fox-news-viewers-believe-trump-has-not-committed-federal-crimes-but-only-42-support-him-in-the-primary/ar-AA1eBAm1

Kecessa ,

And yet they’re also the ones who would never support letting convicts vote… And probably would never support someone else who had committed a crime becoming president…

bungle_in_the_jungle ,

South Africa would like to have a word… This is exactly what happened with Jacob Zuma. Thankfully not in a country that’s a world superpower though… 😳

Trainguyrom ,

Not long after Trevor Noah took over the Daily Show, he ran this Segment about America’s First African President which absolutely stuck with me for quite a while

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bungle_in_the_jungle ,

What a legend. Trevor Noah is a national treasure!

WtfEvenIsExistence ,

If half of the country thinks he didn’t commit a crime how are we supposed to convene an impartial jury?

Neuron ,

Big concern, especially with the case being tried in Florida federal court. This most recent case is filed in DC however, and the vast majority of people who live in DC are not very enamored with trump, to say the least.

MimicJar ,

You’re not wrong but I want as fair and impartial jury as we can get.

If he “wins” in Florida but “loses” in DC it just becomes another “woke democrats” convicted me vs “patriots” saw the truth.

Don’t get me wrong he’ll say that regardless but losing in Florida is the best case. A simple fact-backed case that can not be weaseled out of. The grand jury shows that this is theoretically possible, now it’s time for the courts to prove it. From what I’ve seen, that is what exists, so I hope that continues to hold true.

Eldritch ,

Half or more of the country don’t tend to vote. Of the half that does. A little less than half of that are Republicans. Of Republicans, since they are the lawn order party they don’t care about law and order for themselves. But only about a third of the party might honestly believe that he didn’t do anything wrong. The rest just don’t care.

Pratai ,

And people are proud to live here….

Thedogspaw ,

Not really the jan 6 case would legally bar him from running in any state or federal election

Prandom_returns ,

Does it have to conclude before 2024?

Thedogspaw ,

They might be able to get him to take a plea deal sense he’s only running not to go to jail drop all charges except the one barring him from running again

Thedogspaw ,

They might be able to get him to take a plea deal sense he’s only running not to go to jail drop all charges except the one barring him from running again

masterairmagic ,

Trump is fucked. The only way out for him to get out of this is to win in 2024.

Thedogspaw ,

This is why the jan 6 case is so important get him disqualified from running then we can take the time to get the other case’s right

Thedogspaw ,

This is why the jan 6 case is so important get him disqualified from running then we can take the time to get the other case’s right

DirkMcCallahan ,

This is in reference to the 14th amendment, right? Assuming that he’s convicted before the election, how would that be enforced? Say New York refuses to put him on the ballot and SCOTUS says that they can’t do that. What would happen then?

lolcatnip ,

There’s no “enforcing” it. He simply isn’t the president, no matter what. If people working in the executive branch choose to obey a fake president instead of the real one, that’s called a coup, and if it succeeds, the United States as we know it will no longer exist because it will be clear to everyone that the Constitution is no longer the law of the land.

Scuzzlebutt ,

Can he be on a federal ballot as a felon?

Sluggles ,

Felons can be elected president, but in most cases, cannot vote in the presidential election. Because, America… I guess.

fubo ,

He disqualified himself under the Fourteenth Amendment the moment he sent goons to attack Congress. As such, no state should list him on a ballot; he’s not a valid candidate.

YoBuckStopsHere OP ,
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The legal question is does the Section 3 of the Fourteenth Amendment apply prior to conviction in Federal Court. Second, Congress can vote to ignore it with a 2/3 vote in the House.

Daisyifyoudo ,

And an equal chance he’ll lose a 3rd popular vote and still have a chance of becoming president. We need to reform or straight out abolish the electoral college.

Rolder ,

I don’t think he’d have a chance. His margins on the first win were razor thin and you can bet Dems would be out in droves to stop it.

That said, don’t take it for granted! Go out and vote dammit!

Chocrates ,

You say that but the last election came down to what? 40k humans in Wisconsin?
Sure Biden will probably wipe the floor with the popular vote, but the electoral college seems to favour the GOP

Rolder ,

That’s my point, he had razor thin margins on many electoral college votes. It sure as hell wasn’t close on the popular vote, after all

masterairmagic ,

My popcorn is ready. I expect to be entertained.

snooggums , to aboringdystopia in Everything old is new again.
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Uber was always intended to be taxis that ignore the laws and regulations of taxis and put all of the vehicle maintenance on the drivers who are paid through tips instead of Uber.

Not sure why anyone didn’t see that from the very beginning.

ironhydroxide ,

The only thing it has “over” taxis is an app instead of a phone call to dispatch.

SonicDeathTaco ,

I can do that with my local taxi company anyway so they don’t even have that to differentiate themselves.

ironhydroxide ,

That’s cool. Where at? I mean, I haven’t seen any taxi in a place I’ve ever visited with an app.

And then there’s the issue of knowing what app before you get there, or just trusting the sign on the side of the taxi, and subsequently the app to not farm your data.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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snooggums ,
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Wait, you trust cab companies less them uber?

ironhydroxide ,

I don’t trust Uber either.

PunnyName ,

When Uber first arrived, fuck yeah. Taxis would take stupid routes to run the meter up to overcharge you. Often the drivers were extremely belligerent or ornery for no same reason. Using taxis has been a terrible experience for many.

lordnikon ,

the other issue that Uber helped with in the beginning was mess with Mob controlled taxi cartels that used regulation as a shield that’s why service was so poor. By skating those laws it put some market presure to improve slightly. but now that they got so big it’s back to being cappy again and the mob has moved into that market as well now.

ripcord ,
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the mob has moved into that market as well now.

Do you have a source for that?

Is it some niche thing or widespread?

lordnikon ,

maybe a niche thing to New York and is completely anecdotal from people i know but it’s more those same cab companies moving into the ride share market.

14th_cylon ,

where do you think the drivers who don’t even speak the language and look nothing like the face on the licence are getting the cars?

it is just that instead of exploiting them working in construction industry, they now exploit them behind the wheel.

ripcord ,
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That’s not a source.

14th_cylon ,

Go to uber recruitment center, tell them you don’t have a car or bussines licence and ask if they can do something for you. See what happens.

ripcord ,
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That’s also not a source.

14th_cylon ,

yes, it is. first hand experience is the best source you can have.

ripcord ,
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No, it’s not.

14th_cylon ,

go back to kindergarten, clown

ripcord ,
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No one likes you.

jaybone ,

You mean the mob has moved into the Uber market?

lordnikon ,

yeah as in the same taxi companies and their drivers use the app as drivers on top of taxi rides.

jaybone ,

So if you order an Uber they might show up in a taxi?

lordnikon ,

yeah or black towncar not all taxi companies are yellow with checkered stripes. they will have all the logos on the outside or in the window. Uber, Lift they run them all. They run fleets with exploited immigrants and take their cut just like the mob is known to do.

Jarix ,

Hack the Planet! Hack the planet!

Sorry I have zero cool

cm0002 ,

Fuck yea, fuck Taxis

An entire industry that’s playing the victim. People around here are romanticizing taxis, but the shit they pulled was just as bad, if not worse than what Uber does.

Biggest difference is their drivers were complicit in the shenanigans and primarily targeted their customers. Taking LONG routes because their customer “wasn’t local”, saying a route will “probably be 10$” and then it’s 50 and “the meter says what it says man”.

They literally used strict regulations as a shield to hold local monopolies for decades which resulted in terrible downright scammy service, cash only for an unacceptable amount of time, 0 innovations, dirty ancient barely running cars, a dispatch who would constantly say a car “was just around the corner” for 2 hours

The taxi industry doesn’t give a fuck about you, they’re just mad because they didn’t think to do what Uber is doing and now they’re dying.

Fuck Uber AND Taxis, they both can rot in hell, but I don’t mind seeing taxis get there first.

Jarix ,

You can now… Because uber and lyft finally forced them to change

ironhydroxide ,

Thinking about this… I wonder if the fediverse could be used for an “open source” app, to then hail and track a taxi in whatever area you’re in…

Of course adoption would be the hardest part, but any taxi service could host their own server (even single driver operations) and anyone with an app that interfaces with the system could hail a taxi.

Privacy would be difficult, as, inherently you need to somehow inform the taxi where you are and possibly who to expect. And anyone in the system could potentially monitor anyone else.

I’d say that payments should be outright blocked from the system. Taxi should have to do that separately.

explodicle ,

Not incorporating payments into the system makes fraud prevention a lot harder, though.

Krauerking ,

I mean that actually was one of the things that made them so great. Tracking, arrival timer and an easy app.

Literally those being things that the taxi companies had to push to replicate is a good thing it’s a shame we had to give up the idea of properly funded labor and job protection to get it.

snooggums ,
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we had to give up the idea of properly funded labor and job protection to get it.

We didn’t have to, and we can always take it back.

commandar ,

Tracking, arrival timer and an easy app.

The fact that they would actually show up.

Where I live, before Uber you needed to call the cab company at least an hour before you wanted to get anywhere (in a city that you can get pretty much anywhere in 15 minutes). The dispatcher would tell you someone will be there in 20 minutes and, if you were lucky, somebody might show up in 45. Before Uber, there was more than one occasion where I ended up stranded downtown until 4 or 5am after the bars had closed at 3:00.

Being able to request a ride, having someone reliably show up, and show up reasonably close to when they said they would was an absolute game changer at the time.

Aceticon , (edited )

Which is both a good point and quite a different scenario from what’s being illustrated here which is just Uber’s version of a taxi stand, and literally the final brick in them going around taxi regulations.

The problem was never when Uber provided something that wasn’t being provided, it was when they provided a regulation-free version (early on their drivers were wholly unvetted and many would be driving people around in cars with no commercial insurance and hence the Insurer could deny paying compensation to the passenger in the case of accident) of what was already in the Market by using the laws for Rental Cars With Drivers to avoid the laws for Taxis.

Their business model from the start was just gaining an advantage against established players using Regulatory Avoidance, even if in some situations they did provide a better service rather than just an unregulated version (and hence cheaper because all kinds of costly rules done for the safety of customers weren’t obbeyed) of the same thing.

14th_cylon ,

The fact that they would actually show up.

unless you see the uber car circling around you on the map, then canceling the ride and cashing in the “cancelation fee”

The dispatcher would tell you someone will be there in 20 minutes and, if you were lucky, somebody might show up in 45. Before Uber, there was more than one occasion where I ended up stranded downtown until 4 or 5am after the bars had closed at 3:00.

yeah, but this is not an invention of uber. it is just that we got the to point where technology allowed what was not possible before. yes, uber was faster to adapt it than traditional taxi industry, but they are not doing it for your blue eyes, they are doing it for profit and they do lot of shady stuff to achieve it.

commandar ,

unless you see the uber car circling around you on the map, then canceling the ride and cashing in the “cancelation fee”

That’s a relatively new phenomenon as people have learned how to game the system. The reliability of Uber when they first launched was complete night and day.

yes, uber was faster to adapt it than traditional taxi industry, but they are not doing it for your blue eyes, they are doing it for profit and they do lot of shady stuff to achieve it.

I never said otherwise. I was merely providing an example of why Uber gained adoption early on. The service was materially better than what taxi companies were delivering at the time in many places. I experienced that first hand.

14th_cylon ,

That’s a relatively new phenomenon

that’s definitely going on for at least 5 years

I was merely providing an example of why Uber gained adoption early on.

ok, from that point of view it definitely makes sense

commandar ,

that’s definitely going on for at least 5 years

Keyword: relatively.

Uber’s been around 15 years.

14th_cylon ,

has

had.

snooggums ,
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Originally it was also cheaper for the customer because it was subsidized by venture capital.

xpinchx ,

In Chicago all the big taxi companies have apps

jaybone ,

The only reason I even started using Uber is because of taxi’s shitty dispatch system. All they had to do was write an app (or really some third party could have written it and then sold it to local cab companies) and they never would have been whining and complaining for years on end about how Uber turk der jerb.

deathbird ,

And a transparent price up front.

It’s annoying enough to get in a vehicle and not know how much it’ll cost by the end of the trip (would you do this on a bus? Would you let an airline change the price of a ticket mid-flight?), but there’s something viscerally galling about watching some asshole take a longer route just to pad out the fare. Last I checked, when Lyft or Uber gives you a price, that’s the price.

Nougat ,

And relieve corporate from all sorts of other liabilities, placing those on the individual drivers, too.

Workers' Comp claims? Malfeasance (driver or passenger)? Health insurance? Paid time off? Vehicle insurance? All fall to the driver.

Jarix ,

And they had thousands if not millions of drivers (worldwide) who didn’t give a shit about any of those things either.

So they had a ready made work force waiting to be just as shitty people as the taxi companies by not giving a fuck about those things either.

And that’s where opportunity is often found. Covered in shit

bjoern_tantau ,
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I mean, enough countries did see that and those are the countries were Uber didn’t manage to push away taxis.

Aceticon ,

Once cabbies got their own apps, the only market advantage Uber had was lower costs because of not obbeying regulations, which wasn’t there in those contries which forced Uber to obbey the same regulations as cabbies.

RecallMadness ,

Not entirely true.

In some countries (UK, NZ) Uber has to give you the price of the journey up front. Whereas taxis are metered and do not.

Uber UK has competition in thin regard with Minicabs, but the minicab apps are still shit.

Capped costs for consumers is a competitive advantage over taxis, and Uber has managed to find the sweet spot between hailing a taxi, and booking a minicab.

deathbird ,

Up front pricing is almost always going to be more attractive than metered pricing.

If you offer me metered pricing, I’m going to assume you’ll charge 20% extra.

ChocoboRocket ,

People saw it, but if you remember Taxis before Uber it wasn’t exactly great either.

No-shows, demanding flat rates double what the meter would charge/refusing service, various forms of harassment, etc.

Turns out when there is very little competition, businesses treat their customers like shit.

Uber definitely does some things better than traditional taxis. Things like work flexibility are great, but workers still need better protections and pay (aka, a union).

bolexforsoup , (edited )

I think a lot of people also forget that taxis in San Francisco, which was basically the impetus forUber’s creation, were fucking horrible at the time. Things have changed a lot since then. But the one thing I will credit Uber with is making taxis functional again.

One thing I distinctly remember from the times I was working out there was how terrified I was to be in their cars. There was absolutely no vetting of drivers, and Uber distinguished itself by doing that at the time (also pretty sure it required a higher level license, UberX came later which allowed basically anyone to drive).

Let me be crystal clear here since I know folks are going to skim my comment and think I am an apologist for Uber and just go off: fuck Uber. They are a terrible company. If you really need to ride in a car, take a taxi.

Steve ,

We did see it. Everyone saw it, and it worked anyway.

snooggums ,
@snooggums@midwest.social avatar

Most of the people I know in person that spoke highly of it when it first started up referred to it as an alternate to cabs because it was totally different. The fact that people still refer to it as ‘ride sharing’ is a sign that people do think it is something different than taxis.

A lot of us saw it, but I don’t think the majority of people saw it.

Steve ,

I think a lot of people saw it and let it happen because taxis suck

LeFrog , to lemmyshitpost in Non-binary
@LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

There are also only two different animals: elephants and non-elephants.

casmael ,

I think you are mistaken actually the different types of animal are frogs and not frogs

itslilith ,
@itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

There are bullfrogs and elephant bulls, so we can conclude that {🐸}∩{🐘}⊂{🐂}

casmael ,

Hmm perhaps some kind of sliding scale is in order

Zehzin ,
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

Frogness is a spectrum

Hyphlosion ,
@Hyphlosion@donphan.social avatar

That’s a very frogressive thing to say.

Jessica ,

I think you actually want {🐸}∪{🐘}⊂{🐂} because ∪ is union and ∩ is intersection. There are no frogs that are also elephants so the set would be empty and thus couldn’t contain any bulls. 😔

itslilith ,
@itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Aktshually, the empty set is a subset of any other set 🤓

But also, the fact that frogs and elephants are disjunct is conjecture at this point

MamboGator ,
@MamboGator@lemmy.world avatar

I am frog-fluid. Some days I am a frog and others I am not frog.

casmael ,

Doesn’t that happen just once, when tadpolemaxxing has been achieved ?

saigot ,

Your both wrong there are crabs and then there are crabs 🦀🦀🦀🦀

gregorum ,

we are crab 🦀

Shardikprime ,

🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀 JAGEX SERVERS ARE POWERLESS AGAINST AUTH DELAY 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

Eheran ,

Crabbbbb people craaaabbb peopleeee

AnarchistArtificer ,
hglman ,

Crabs and will eventually evolve into crab.

rickyrigatoni ,

Crabs and not yet crabs.

erie09 ,

Are these elephants in the room right now?

lugal ,

As a non-elephant in the room I feel overlooked

nifty ,
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

The elephants exist in a state of being in the room and not being in the room

SnipingNinja ,

You gotta address the elephant in the room for it to exist

whodatdair ,

Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.

needthosepylons ,
@needthosepylons@lemmy.world avatar

This comment needs way more approval

orphiebaby ,

120 is a lot.

Facebones ,

You either are crabs or have crabs

cows_are_underrated ,

Holy crab

Zyansheep ,

There are elephants, non-elephants, and undetermined elephants.

This comment was made by the intuitionistic and/or fuzzy logic gang.

stoy , to technology in youtube getting more agressive blocking users after 3 videos

Get Firefox, install uBlock Origin, clear the filter cache, and reload the filter cache.

Worked for me and my dad

It is time to stop the Chrome plauge.

tiita OP ,

yep… i did. they keep coming up, somehow. very annoying.

Denvil ,

If that doesn’t work, get the youtube enhancer extension. Turn off it’s built in adblock. You’ll have a bunch of buttons on the bottom of the video, one of which is remove ads, which becomes skip ads when an ad plays. You will still get ads, but you’ll be able to instantly skip them all without setting off their adblock detector. (Ps, to get the bar in fullscreen, set it to bottom of window)

creditCrazy ,
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

Huh I might try some ytenhancer only sessions to keep a eye on how bad eds have been getting without having to waste my time

tyrant ,

I switched over to piped.video and no ads. Just moved my subscriptions over. Not sure how long it will last but so far it’s good

Goodie ,

It’s currently working, but every few days youtube will tweak something, and sometime later (minutes to hours) there will be an ublock update for it.

Sometimes you have to wait a little longer, but this is the arms race.

Eezyville ,
@Eezyville@sh.itjust.works avatar

I find it funny that a company as big as Google is loosing to little ol uBlock

Goodie ,

It’s often far easier to attack than defend.

Google has to find and block every way, ublock just has to make a new way to bypass the blocks.

glorious_albus ,

Classic mantra of cybersecurity. “We’ve up be right every time, they’ve to be right only once.”

Cornelius_Wangenheim ,

They’re working on a final solution to the ad blocker problem. If they’re successful in pushing their Web Environment Integrity API, there’s nothing Firefox or ublock will be able to do.

Vendul ,

EU as the final boss battle

Kodemystic , (edited )
@Kodemystic@lemmy.kodemystic.dev avatar

What about piped like solutions hostux, invidious etc? How do they work? Is it through API? Can Google block it like reddit did theirs? Also if google is so concerned about ad blockers why do they allow those extensions in their Chrome store? I thinks its going to get really tough to get Youtube for free without ads. Eventually Youtube might become something like Netflix or something.

TauZero ,

Piped/invidious work by scrapping the video chunks directly from google and proxying them through volunteer servers. They will stop working as soon as google gets around to locking down the APIs that they are abusing, or blocks their server IPs.

NeoNachtwaechter ,

I find it funny

I’m not having any fun. How dare they! With all the evil virus attacks nowadays and most of them starting through online ads, using an adblocker is a matter of security. And it is my decision, not theirs. None of their business.

Johanno ,

Especially funny since blocking ublock is illegal in the EU

charonn0 ,
@charonn0@startrek.website avatar

Some arms races aren’t what they appear to be: blog.codinghorror.com/revisiting-the-black-sunday…

Goodie ,

I might read the article later, but your thesis is right.

This isn’t a arms race, it’s also convenience race.

Is it more convenient for me to turn off ublock, or go through ublocks menus and update its filters? Do I dislike ads that much? Maybe I do, maybe I don’t. But some people will turn off their adblock of choice, even if it technically still works if you update it. Their conversion rate of viewer to ad consumer will (probably) go up.

charonn0 ,
@charonn0@startrek.website avatar

It’s worth the read. I really only posted it because you have to respect the technical prowess involved. Also it’s kind of funny.

theKalash ,

Yet, I’ve not gotten any of these messages on Chrome + uBlock Origin sofar.

HuddaBudda ,
@HuddaBudda@kbin.social avatar

They are probably hitting people in waves, in an effort to make sure this isn't a surge, then a massive protest like the Unity situation.

But once google realizes they'll have to burn serious money and make their product worse on the global stage to fix the problem, they'll quit just like Microsoft, AOL, and Netscape.

But I think this campaign is just there to loosen the people who installed an ad-block, but have no idea what an ad-block is.

Which will be different from the people who know about "alternate methods," and will easily slip the google net unnoticed.

Karyoplasma ,

It’s more like field testing the change than managing backlash. They go somewhat hand-in-hand, but the intention Google has is mainly to reduce false positives.

Blamemeta ,

That didn’t work for me. Seems theyre still detecting it.

Karyoplasma ,

Updating uBlock and filters has a bigger Impact than choice of browser. You could be situated in one of the data clusters that implement new detection methods first, so the filter lists are not updated yet when they hit you with a changed detection script.

Also, if you use Enhancer for YT, disable the built-in ad blocking there. That feature triggers the pop-up as well.

circuitfarmer ,
@circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I feel like all of these suggestions will have short lifespans.

There is no good replacement for YouTube currently, but ultimately a long term solution means replacing the service.

A long(er) term solution than little hacks with FF and ublock are things like piped.

Annoyed_Crabby , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in For those thinking of going back to reddit. Gaze upon this comment section and reconsider.

Love. This. Comment.

This have to be bot.

Edit: thanks for the gold, stranger!

Edit2: ohh god i hate you guys.

originalucifer ,
@originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com avatar

Hell yeah!

Mrkawfee ,

Fuck yesssss

SonicBlue03 ,

This needs a coffee mug.

shootwhatsmyname ,
@shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee avatar

This just became my new favorite saying.

pinto ,

I’m using this in my daily life now

Imgonnatrythis ,

This!

shootwhatsmyname ,
@shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee avatar

🙌😍

someguy3 ,

I approve!

MsPenguinette ,

Yas!

ReallyActuallyFrankenstein ,

Upvote!

TropicalDingdong ,

Of course!

shootwhatsmyname ,
@shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee avatar

l I got my account recovery back with the help of @spezxoxo on Instagram very fast and reliable he’s going to get help you out in all what you wanna need I’m so happy 🙌

JeeBaiChow ,

Goods arrived in good condition. Will definitely buy again from this seller.

yetAnotherUser ,

I didn’t believe the giveaway was real at first but the free iPhone just arrived!

Fijxu ,

HOLY SHITYTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

kamenlady ,
@kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

I’m using this in my daily life now

prettybunnys ,

Love. This. Comment.

KingJalopy ,

I’m using this in my faulty life now.

Edit - swipe type typo but it’s too good to change

kindenough ,
@kindenough@kbin.social avatar

letsdoit

Rentlar ,

This comment deserves gold.

TropicalDingdong ,

Of course!

zakobjoa ,
@zakobjoa@lemmy.world avatar

My man!

NegativeLookBehind ,
@NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world avatar

YTA

PP_BOY_ ,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

NTA. Fuck around and find out

KingJalopy ,

You know what they say…

Play bitch games…

zakobjoa ,
@zakobjoa@lemmy.world avatar

Preach

crawancon ,

YES

cypherix93 ,

Lookin’ good!

franklin ,
@franklin@lemmy.world avatar

Slow down!

andrew ,
@andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun avatar

It’s probably a whole set of bots and the responses to “this needs to be a coffee mug” are some other account saying “I found one!” and that’s the whole point of the comment chain. Someone has a crappy mug to sell and constructs scenarios that seem natural ish to introduce it.

EldritchFeminity ,

There used to be a big issue on Tumblr years ago with bots trolling for comments like that and then stealing whatever picture that comment was on to sell crappy t-shirts of it or whatever. People started fighting back by posting those comments specifically on Disney stuff.

Pips ,

Well, you know what they say. Play bitch games, win bitch prizes.

TastehWaffleZ ,

THIS! THIS RIGHT HERE 💯🎉‼️

CosmicTurtle ,

Today you. Tomorrow me.

Empricorn ,

Mom’s spaghetti.

Fal ,
@Fal@yiffit.net avatar

Happy cake day

toroknos_07 ,
@toroknos_07@sh.itjust.works avatar

I know I shouldn’t say this but this

Sektor ,

Have an upboat, kind stranger.

arefx ,

Have an updoot!

mathematicalMagpie ,

There are a lot of children on it these days too.

moriquende ,

This is absolutely correct!

Yerbouti ,

RIP your inbox?

LiveLM ,

What. Do. You. Mean. Fellow. Lemmy. User. ?.
Typing. Like. This. Is. Totally. Normal. L.M.A.O.

gmtom ,

Came here to say this!

PerogiBoi ,
@PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca avatar

Thank you for this comment!

skillissuer , to mildlyinfuriating in I just want to set a timer for MY FOOD WINDOWS WHY?
@skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

times have changed

dinckelman ,

Almost made me tear up a bit

LazaroFilm ,
@LazaroFilm@lemmy.world avatar

Times have been updated.

CleoTheWizard ,
@CleoTheWizard@lemmy.world avatar

Chronology is progressing

oce ,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

Godamnit Einstein, not again.

Thekingoflorda , to technology in Brave's aggressive marketing
@Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world avatar

I really doubt that is marketing. I just think that’s an over-enthusiastic user.

frequency OP ,
@frequency@lemmy.world avatar

Idk, sound like a paid comment to me.

OverBiasedAndroid6L6 ,

Perhaps you sound like a FireFox or otherwise Anti-Brave shill

Logicgizmo ,

Touche

frequency OP ,
@frequency@lemmy.world avatar

Wow wow, slow down dude, now you sound like a Brave shill yourself.

DrinkBoba ,

That was the point he was making. Who knows. I agree though sounds like some kid who just discovered an app he likes and is spamming it everywhere. Sadly most marketing is hard to discover.

Niello ,

I could see myself doing that tbh, but for other things. There's always this urge to promote the less well known stuff. It just depends on when you're in the mood to actually type it out.

xMadwood ,

It’s brave shills all the way down

SloganLessons ,
@SloganLessons@kbin.social avatar

I love this reply

squi ,

I shill brave on iOS regularly as a way to get past ads on mobile and watch with background playback. But that’s more because of how much I hate ads than any loyalty to brave. I highly doubt they’re paying for the kind of low quality shilling this guy is doing on Amazon. If they are, they can start paying me as well!

SloganLessons ,
@SloganLessons@kbin.social avatar

if you're interested in alternatives with adblockers:

  • adguard extension for safari, for general browsing
  • video lite app for youtube, or any other video playing website. It's a browser disguised as video player, but it's really well done, feels like I'm using the oficial youtube app
dontwakethetrees ,
@dontwakethetrees@lemmy.world avatar

For iOS there is the Orion Browser. Its a privacy based fork of Safari for iOS and macOS, with built in ad-block, anti-fingerprinting, and supports background and PiP youtube. I use it as my default browser on iOS and Mac.

Its built on webkit, just like Firefox on iOS, but supports both Firefox and Chrome extensions. And their CEO isn’t a crypto shill or anti-lgbtq.

Elephant ,

Interesting. Are they open source too or a private company like Brave?

dontwakethetrees ,
@dontwakethetrees@lemmy.world avatar

They are currently closed source like Brave for now but it’s a relatively new browser and still technically open beta (I’m on 0.99.124.4.1).

They say they are working on going open source. However their Github seems to currently get infrequent updates.

PlatinumSf ,

You’re insane.

frequency OP ,
@frequency@lemmy.world avatar

Aren’t we all?

user224 ,

No. I mean, I am, but not everyone.

PlexSheep ,
@PlexSheep@feddit.de avatar

Yeah I agree. I am too, insane. But not everyone.

Thekingoflorda ,
@Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world avatar

It’s not even a comment, it’s an answer to an Q&A on amazon, I’m sure there are more efficient ways to advertise a browser.

red ,

You’re paranoid, mate

eager_eagle ,
@eager_eagle@lemmy.world avatar

Brave and Opera GX both have lots of fanboys

PancakedWaffle ,

I could have written that if I wrote like I was 14. Definitely out here shilling brave. Try it out if you haven’t.

PlexSheep ,
@PlexSheep@feddit.de avatar

Do you really think that amazon questions is a place ada would be put into? Not for something sold on Amazon mind you, but a browser!

keenkoon ,

agree, it’s just a dude saying that he likes the built-in ad blocker. I do this with youtube on my smartphone too.

LordDemecrius83 ,
@LordDemecrius83@lemmy.world avatar

Wait till you hear about revanced

Edit: fixed spelling

HughJanus ,

Wait til you hear about LibreTube

Atemu ,
@Atemu@lemmy.ml avatar

I’m honestly a bit surprised their comment doesn’t contain the user’s affiliate links. “Over-enthusiastic” users used to spam theirs everywhere.

mochi ,

Same mentality as the crypto bros.

SkaveRat , to greentext in Anon is a true romantic

Ive had a crush on you for a while

Good start

Are you down …

hmm

to get barebacked

aaaand derailed

Apytele ,

There were so many plot twists to this one, lol.

TriPolarBearz ,

Plot twist: she has difficulty with reading comprehension and understanding modern slang. She actually would have been interested in casual unprotected sex with him. But anon stopped reading and didn’t clarify himself.

Rolando ,

Alternate plot twist: she really loves horseback riding and always wanted to try riding a horse without a saddle (i.e. “bare back”) but was a little nervous and wanted someone to help her with it. One day, she told herself, she would find the right person to “bareback” with.

Then anon DMs her. “Yes,” she says, “I will bareback with you! meet me at the horse ranch.”

Anon’s like “horse ranch? wtf” but goes for it. The fated hour arrives and anon rolls with it. they all live happily ever after.

snooggums ,
@snooggums@midwest.social avatar

…unless?

Although it was in person instead of text, I did hook up with someone I knew from highschool with basically the same direct approach. It helped that I knew she would find it funny.

spicytuna62 ,
@spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

Hell, even “are you down…” isn’t bad. Suggested finishers:

  • …to get coffee?
  • …for a movie night?
  • …for lunch/dinner?
  • …to hang out and chat at the park?
  • …to meet at the library for a quick game of Cones of Dunshire?

Basically anything but that.

Buddahriffic ,
  • … with the sickness? Ooh-ah-ah-ah-ah!
funkless_eck ,

you don’t even get to finish the last ah before she weds you

originalfrozenbanana ,

Damnit now I wanna smash

Sad ooh-ah-ah-ah-ah

VaalaVasaVarde ,

What about

  • …to build my Rivendell Lego set?
  • …to play some Goldeneye?
  • …to paint my Skaven army?
RightHandOfIkaros ,

Save some women for the rest of us, sheesh

spicytuna62 ,
@spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

Who knows? Maybe she’s down…

  • …to lay waste to the city of Carthage for the glory of the Empire.
  • …to slay King Harold, forever changing the English language.
  • …for a brisk walk with the boys to the Atlantic Ocean…but first, a pit stop in Atlanta.
png ,
  • …to commit war crimes in Bosnia.
general_kitten ,

… to remove kebab

Birbatron ,

I hate that I’m doing this but the history need within me can’t let this one be

It’s the republic not the empire

Sorry I’ll leave now

DragonTypeWyvern ,

If she says yes to the Skaven it’s your duty as a proud Dawi to crush her skull lest she infiltrates the clan.

VaalaVasaVarde ,

Then we’re back to “Wanna smash?”

Voroxpete ,

Dude, if she says yes to building a skaven army, you wife her immediately.

Trust me, I did.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

That’s a grudgin

RightHandOfIkaros ,

"Are you down…:

  • … To get barebacked? Haha jk… Unless? Haha sorry my cat typed that…
joshoff ,

What a shame — I kinda love it

Fermion ,

You need to sweeten the pot with calzones if you expect anyone to play cones of dunshire as a first date.

LittleBorat2 ,

He could have just copy pasted these bullet points

MrJameGumb OP ,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

I think the best part is that he asked almost like he was making a doctor’s appointment lol “are you available at 3pm on Thursday for some dehumanizing unprotected sex with a smelly neckbeard? No? Would Friday work better?”

sugar_in_your_tea ,

Well, you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take…

MrJameGumb OP ,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

You miss 100% of the shots you DO take if your shots are all thrown as hard as possible in the opposite direction of the basket…

sugar_in_your_tea ,

Nah, it might bounce off something and back into the basket. :) Extremely unlikely, but there’s a chance!

Mango ,

Honesty bad. Only good if you’re a good boy who don’t want no sex.

Serinus ,

It’s called tact. Maybe even basic social interaction. Also “to get barebacked”? How is that supposed to be appealing?

Hey, guess what. I like girls, but if an attractive girl comes up to me and says, “want me to shove my clam in your face?” my answer is going to be “what the fuck is wrong with you.”

Mango ,

You see, if women were actually interested in men, that wouldn’t be a thing. Apparently 80% of them are not. If a girl comes asking me for the throne like that, it’s gonna depend on the girl. Looks clean and healthy? Aww yeah, I’m not busy! Maybe I’ll call for an STD test with that kind of attitude.

atomicorange ,

Not everyone is that pathetic. Most of us actually want to interact with people and find out what they’re like before fucking them.

Mango ,

That only makes sense if you’re trying to have kids. Doesn’t matter for just sex. I would definitely recommend at least making sure they’re not the condom sabotage type. There’s nothing pathetic about casual sex. That mentality comes from jealousy. Go enjoy what you like. It doesn’t have to be that deep.

SupraMario ,

Are you the guy who wrote this green text? Go touch some grass kid…

Mango ,

I touch grass plenty. 😏

atomicorange ,

Lol not jealousy, just not so desperate I’d fuck anything that moves. I guess I can afford to have standards.

Mango ,

Your standards are just different from mine, and honestly kind of lame. I’d fuck anything that looks good and isn’t gonna make me sick or baby trap me. I’ve also got a standard for participation. Not interested in dead fish. Pretty high standards for looks and safety. Let me know how your ‘standards’ help your sex experience or how they’re even related.

kandoh ,

Women love sex, but there are social repercussions for women that enjoy sex and ‘give it up’ easy. Also, as the physically weaker partner they often don’t get to have the sort of sex they want to be having, instead having to lay there and get violently rammed into for 5 minutes.

Mango ,

Bro I am a bottom. Don’t tell me that.

kandoh ,

Than your issue is your potential sexual selection is an unnaturally small number for the same societal reasons

Mango ,

Why are you acting like I have an issue? I am fine. You all have hangups here.

kandoh ,

You’re the one posting like an incel

¯_(ツ)_/¯

Mango ,

Oh yeah, like I’m the one who’s got issues with sex and needs it to be so very special.

kandoh ,

Yeah just like that, perfect incel impression

Taleya ,

You see, if women were actually interested in men

Oh we’re definitely interested in men. Your experiences otherwise are solely to do with your personality, not your gender

Mango ,

I’m not referring to my experiences, but a poll I heard about.

Good luck with thinking you’re gonna make me feel bad.

GregorGizeh ,

Not sure I can believe any of the text because anon wasn’t immediately told to stay the fuck away or worse, and blocked.

She doesnt need to know the exact meaning, “I’m into you and want to do x with/to you” is clear enough that anon has romantic or sexual intent.

That anon got a not utterly revolted response to that hailmary is more an indication that the interest is mutual than not I’d say

rwhitisissle , to lemmyshitpost in Ok. Now they've done it.

Looked up the article. They’re mad that Dolly Parton, who is a very outspoken Christian, is specifically the kind who embraces the “God loves everyone and that means we should love everyone, too” ethos of Christianity. In other words, the author of the article is pissed that Dolly doesn’t gaybash. What a fucking piece of shit you have to be to sit down and be like “you know what’s wrong with this person? They aren’t cruel enough.”

VaultBoyNewVegas ,

Us queers love dolly parton. Whoever wrote that had no fucking clue what they’d unleash.

ikidd ,
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

I think Dolly is who drag queens aim for, but they can’t get their hair floofy enough.

OneWomanCreamTeam ,

You haven’t met enough drag queens. There is no limit to how much floof the can get out of a cheap wig.

lemonmelon ,

See that’s the whole problem, gotta shell out for better wigs.

“It costs a lot of money to look this cheap!”

ericatty ,

I heard her tell a story about how she entered a Dolly Parton drag competition on a whim. She was delighted that she lost!

UltraMagnus0001 ,

My hidden hair is floofy, just need some dye

CableMonster ,

Its never about “loving everyone” its about “accepting everyone”. Those are different things.

rwhitisissle ,

Not sure what your point is, but I have a hard time imagining love and acceptance not going hand in hand.

CableMonster ,

For example; you should always love your kid, but you should not necessarily accept what they chose to do or what they become.

solsangraal ,

For example; you should always love your kid, but you should not necessarily accept what they chose to do or what they become.

good point, if i had a kid and they turned out to be a trump supporter, i would never accept that. but i also wouldn’t disown them like trump supporter parents do to their kids for being gay

CableMonster ,

That is a two way street, there are many people that wont be friends with trump supporters.

Droggelbecher ,

Oh hi mum, didn’t know you were on lemmy

danc4498 ,

Christians would hate Jesus

themoonisacheese , to programmerhumor in 50 million rendered polygons vs one spicy 4.2MB boi
@themoonisacheese@sh.itjust.works avatar

Maybe it’s time we invent JPUs (json processing units) to equalize the playing field.

seaQueue OP ,
@seaQueue@lemmy.world avatar

The best I can do is an ML model running on an NPU that parses JSON in subtly wrong and impossible to debug ways

AeroLemming ,

You need to make sure to remove excess whitespace from the JSON to speed up parsing. Have an AI read the JSON as plaintext and convert it to a handwriting-style image, then another one to use OCR to convert it back to text. Trailing whitespace will be removed.

knorke3 ,

Did you know? By indiscriminately removing every 3rd letter, you can ethically decrease input size by up to 33%!

Aceticon ,

Just make it a LJM (Large JSON Model) capable of predicting the next JSON token from the previous JSON tokens and you would have massive savings in file storagre and network traffic from not having to store and transmit full JSON documents all in exchange for an “acceptable” error rate.

seaQueue OP ,
@seaQueue@lemmy.world avatar

Hardware accelerated JSON Markov chain operations when?

theterrasque ,

So you’re saying it’s already feature complete with most json libraries out there?

ApeNo1 ,

JSON and the Argonaut RISC processors

NigelFrobisher ,

Latest Nvidia co-processor can perform 60 million curly brace instructions a second.

ICastFist ,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Finally, something to process “databases” that ditched excel for json!

JackbyDev ,

60 million CLOPS? No way!

0x0 ,

Until then, we have simdjson github.com/simdjson/simdjson

Ghostalmedia , to lemmyshitpost in Neil Armstrong spaceboot 😤😤😤😤😤😤😡😡😡😡😡😡
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

For the curious.

The boots have two layers. This boot is the inner layer.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/d05ec2ae-1293-4694-94c5-cfb9c26c09ca.jpeg

ShitOnABrick OP ,
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

That’s quite interesting thanks for that mate

xia ,

This is how conspiracy theories ought to work. Perfectly fine to raise a question, and dismissed when you get the answer. Absent is the rampant speculation and unfounded claims.

MediumGray ,
@MediumGray@lemmy.ca avatar

I mean, I think that’s just called science

Smallwater ,

It’s because they find evidence to support their truth, instead of formulating a theory based in the evidence. I’ve heard it described with the circle analogy.

Imagine the absolute truth is a circle, but we don’t know what the shape is. By doing research, we find out certain facts as points on that circle. We can then draw straight lines between those points, and draw a shape that’s as close to the absolute truth as we can get, with the data we have. Further research and discoveries place more dots, sometimes falling outside of the lines we’ve drawn. So we redraw the shape more and more, always increasing towards that circle. That’s how science works.

Conspiracy theorist do the opposite. They draw a random shape (that’s nowhere near a circle, like a star), and then go out to find proof that fits on that shape. Some proof is correct - it just happens to fall on the same lines as the circle. Others are completely out there, aligning with their shape, but not with the circle (because it’s not relevant to the truth). And if they do find proof that fits on the circle, but not on their star, it’s ignored.

SkyezOpen ,

I like debates but most conspiracy debates are absolutely insufferable because of this. No matter how many points get completely debunked, they move on to the next one, and even worse, continue spreading the debunked points afterwards. They don’t give a shit about science or the truth.

GutixFeddit ,

what a good suit

sharkfucker420 ,
@sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml avatar

Neat, always wondered what the reason for this was

driving_crooner ,
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

Why does they had their names on the clothes? Were they kindergarteners?

todd_bonzalez ,
@todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee avatar

It’s a ~$700,000 space suit custom tailored for a single astronaut on a single mission. Why wouldn’t it have the astronaut’s name stitched into it?

Also, have you never seen a NASA/Air Force/Military uniform in general? They all wear their names somewhere.

simplejack ,
@simplejack@lemmy.world avatar

Also, so you can quickly put on the correct suit, quickly, in pretty disorienting conditions.

GBU_28 ,

Who shit in my suit!

simplejack ,
@simplejack@lemmy.world avatar

That would be disorienting.

Tar_alcaran ,

It’s a 700k suit to make in today’s money.

That doesn’t include R&D, and very notably doesn’t include things the life support backpack or helmet either. If you add those, you come to something like nearly 2 million in 1967 money, or nearly 19 million in modern money.

todd_bonzalez ,
@todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee avatar

$700k was calculated assuming T&D and 2024 dollars, so you’re doubling down on math I already did.

The total budget for the suits in 1967 dollars was $100K/suit.

Tar_alcaran ,

Best I could find were a 5 million and 100m dollar order for the 60ish suits plus 20m for what I’m guessing are 60 more PLSS units, though I’ll admit there might be fewer of those. Inflation happens and you’re on my number. But if you have a better source than someone said it on a forum once, I’ll gladly accept it.

Regardless, it was crazy expensive, and shouldn’t be swapped out with the other. The point stands

simplejack ,
@simplejack@lemmy.world avatar

Custom tailored suits that have to fit you perfectly so you don’t die. And might have to put them on very fast in an emergency, in low or zero g, with potential limited light. Big, high contrast, labels are probably helpful.

Also, these things were tested and iterated on repeatedly. If something is on that suit, it’s often because it’s solving a problem that was identified in a past test.

over_clox , to lemmyshitpost in Microplastic overdose

I’ve been told that the stuff isn’t actually plastic, but rather clear cellulose, and can in a pinch be used as a wrap to roll a joint. Yes clear cellulose papers do exist, but you think I’d actually trust smoking cheese wrapping stuff? Hell no!

Regardless, after hearing that years ago, I did try burning a cheese wrap after that, and much to my surprise the wrap didn’t melt like plastic, it burned like paper.

I just got done trying it again, with a different brand of cheese, and yeah this one burned and melted like plastic. ☹️

I guess different cheese makers use different wrapping material, but either way, if someone suggests rolling a joint in cheese wrap, just say NO!

AFLYINTOASTER ,

You are a modern day Magellan, never change

Osa-Eris-Xero512 ,

You can't just drop a thesis like that without telling us what the good brand was my guy :(

over_clox ,

LMFAO! I hear ya there!

Sorry to say that I don’t remember what brand of cheese it was the first time I tried that years ago, but I can tell you what brand not to use as I just basically confirmed they use plastic wrap, Great Value.

I never did try rolling or smoking a joint with either test though. Being naturally skeptical about the random advice, I only tested just burning the wrap by itself. Weed costs too much to waste on experiments ya know haha!

Chronographs ,

Of course it was Walmart’s store brand

over_clox ,

Indeed, what else should we expect? ☹️

grue ,

I can tell you what brand not to use as I just basically confirmed they use plastic wrap, Great Value

Wal-Mart’s store brand being shit doesn’t surprise me in the slightest.

pastermil ,

I can help you on that.

The brand is Trip. It works alright (both for rolling and smoking), but there are better paper (e.g. Raw).

I’d consider it as mostly gimmick. Again, not a bad product overall, tho.

thesprongler ,

I have clear rolling papers and they’re a cool gimmick but not at all practical for everyday use. Harder to roll and doesn’t stick to itself as well.

over_clox ,

That just might depend on the brand and what sort of glue they used, if any. I dunno, the handful of times I smoked clear doobies with my friends, they held together just fine. 🤷‍♂️

pete_the_cat ,

They also don’t seem to burn nearly as well. IME they always needed to be relit multiple times.

SpezCanLigmaBalls ,
@SpezCanLigmaBalls@lemmy.world avatar

Challenge accepted

over_clox ,

Upvoted for username haha! Good luck, test first…

MaxVoltage ,
@MaxVoltage@lemmy.world avatar

notin America

jopepa ,

I wonder if there’s any correlation with cheese wrapper joints and strains named cheese.

over_clox ,

I dunno how things are today, but not too many years ago if you searched Google Images for blue cheese, some of the images it would bring up would actually be nuggets of weed haha!

AnUnusualRelic ,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

I knew it wasn’t cheese! Cellulose!

geissi ,

I’ve been told that the stuff isn’t actually plastic,

Some even claim this stuff is cheese

cordlesslamp , to games in Sony cancelled the PSN account linking requirement for Helldivers 2

“we’re still learning What’s best for PC players”

Translation: We’re trying multiple predatory methods to see how far we can push PC players and figure out what we can get away with, compared to all the shit shows we successfully pulled off on our own platform.

ZeroTwo ,

We all want PlayStation exclusives on PC, their response now is going to be their own launcher. Just a guess on my end.

Codilingus ,

What’s wild to me is they’re making their own overlay for their PC games. Ghost of Tsushima is supposed to be the first release title with it. Do they not understand steam already has an overlay? I feel like 2 overlays would just compete and be obnoxious and possibly ever impact performance.

Also, why? If it is for co-op crossplay, just make linking PSN to Steam optional, and state it is needed for inviting/grouping with any PS5 friends. Then do what every other multiplatform game does and show 2 friends list in the game.

IzzyScissor ,

“We’re still learning just how far we can push PC players.”

Dasus ,
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“we’re sorry that we got caught”

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