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TechieDamien , to programmer_humor in Average CSS

Client: “Can you switch these two colours, you have 1 minute to fix it or you’re fired!”

Result:

dosuser123456 ,
@dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

my eyes

Dabundis , to science_memes in They did the math.

I too vomit while standing up at my full height.

Phineaz ,

Ye, they would probably bow down to vomit. Would be interesting to see how giraffes do it.

SomeGuy69 ,
@SomeGuy69@lemmy.world avatar

Puking giraffes, sounds like a band name

uranibaba ,

I found a youtube video explaining that giraffes have four stomachs. They vomit from the forth to the second or first, and very rarely does it come up. youtu.be/7EXnc8SXWV8?t=70

GiveMemes ,

Owls (owl pellets) or even snakes and lizards would probs be more accurate imo

BakerBagel ,

I call it “stand and deliver”

hakunawazo ,

That’s an impressive superpower.
Looking harmless and then suddenly violently puke like a fire hose stream on some poor bankrobbers or something.
I bet that it wouldn’t need to be some strong acid to be an effective repellent.

queermunist , to asklemmy in What will happen to all the USA TikTok creators once the ban on TikTok takes effect?
@queermunist@lemmy.ml avatar

They’ll have no choice but to go into the mountains and become guerilla fighters.

SuckMyWang ,
MissJinx ,
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bjoern_tantau , to programmer_humor in "Working with Gen AI" by Dandytoon
@bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

Yeah, in the time I describe the problem to the AI I could program it myself.

Norgur ,
@Norgur@fedia.io avatar

This goes for most LLM things. The time it takes to get the word calculator to write a letter would have been easily used to just write the damn letter.

emptyother ,
@emptyother@programming.dev avatar

Its doing pretty well when its doing a few words at a time under supervision. Also it does it better than newbies.

Now if only those people below newbies, those who don’t even bother to learn, didn’t hope to use it to underpay average professionals… And if it wasn’t trained on copyrighted data. And didn’t take up already limited resources like power and water.

takeda ,

This is what it is called a programming language, it only exists to be able to tell the machine what to do in an unambiguous (in contrast to natural language) way.

abcd ,

This reminds me of a colleague who was always ranting that our code was not documented well enough. He did not understand that documenting code in easily understandable sentences for everybody would fill whole books and that a normal person would not be able to keep the code path in his mental stack while reading page after page. Then he wanted at least the shortest possible summary of the code, which of course is the code itself.

The guy basically did not want to read the code to understand the logic behind. When I took an hour and literally read the code for him and explained what I was reading including the well placed comments here and there everything was clear.

AI is like this in my opinion. Some guys waste hours to generate code they can’t debug for days because they don’t understand what they read, while it would take maybe two hours to think and a day to implement and test to get the job done.

I don’t like this trend. It’s like the people that can’t read docs or texts anymore. They need some random person making a 43 minute YouTube video to write code they don’t understand. Taking shortcuts in life usually never goes well in the long run. You have to learn and refine your skills each and every day to be and stay competent.

AI is a tool in our toolbox. You can use it to be more productive. And that’s it.

AFKBRBChocolate ,

Apparently he wants everything written in COBOL

catastrophicblues ,

Ugh I can’t find the xkcd about this where the guy goes, “you know what we call precisely written requirements? Code” or something like that

AnExerciseInFalling ,
MagicShel ,

I think there might be a lot of value in describing it to an AI, though. It takes a fair bit of clarity of thought to get something resembling what you actually want. You could use a junior or rubber duck instead, but the rubber duck doesn’t make stupid assumptions to demonstrate gaps in your thought process, and a junior takes too long and gets demoralized when you have to constantly revise their instructions and iterate over their work.

Like the output might be garbage, but it might really help you write those stories.

Distant_Foreground ,

When I’m struggling with a problem it helps me to explain it to my dog. It’s great for me to hear it out loud and if he’s paying attention, I’ve got a needlessly learned dog!

0x0 ,

The needlessly learned dogs are flooding the job market!

lemmyvore ,

Oh, God, he’s trying to use pointers again. He can never get them right. And they say I’m supposed to chase my tail…

RobertoOberto ,

I love this way of thinking about it.

I haven’t been interested in AI enough to try writing code with it, but using it as an interactive rubber ducky is a very compelling use case. I might give that a shot.

IronKrill ,

I have a bad habit of jumping into programming without a solid plan which results in lots of rewrites and wasted time. Funnily enough, describing to an AI how I want the code to work forces me to lay out a basic plan and get my thoughts in order which helps me make the final product immensely easier.

This doesn’t require AI, it just gave me an excuse to do it as a solo actor. I should really do it for more problems because I can wrap my head better thinking in human readable terms rather than thinking about what programming method to use.

CylustheVirus ,

A rubber ducky is cheaper and not made by stealing other’s work. Also cuter.

Kraven_the_Hunter , to lemmyshitpost in He remains at large

Where are all of the good toddlers with guns when you need them??

TheEEEdiot ,
pineapplelover ,

Funny and very disappointing at the same time how he got actual politicians to endorse training for 4 year olds to shoot bad guys.

Psiczar , to nostupidquestions in Is there any real physical proof that Jesus christ ever existed?

As an atheist I believe Jesus existed, I just don’t think he was the son of god or that he was resurrected.

It would have been far easier to start a religion around a real man with actual followers than if he was a figment of someone’s imagination.

distantsounds ,

I like to picture my Jesus as a desert hippie that people liked and told tall tales of in order to give people living in that harsh environment some hope and meaning.

Bdtrngl ,

I like to think of Jesus with like giant eagles wings and singing lead vocals for lynyrd skynyrd with like an Angel Band, and I’m in the front row, and I’m hammered drunk.

frankPodmore ,
@frankPodmore@slrpnk.net avatar

This is what He wanted.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

And he has a beard you could have gotten lost in if it hadn’t been wrapped around a tree

800XL ,

IIRC, the religion didn’t get anywhere is Palestine after Jesus supposedly died and it wasn’t until decades later that it picked up in and around Greece thanks to Paul, but no one was around that saw any of the events attributed to Jesus - it was all heresay.

I mean the bible is how many pages and how much of it actually takes place during Jesus’s life? And what is the timespan of the small part that does? Like a year? And the 4 gospels that talk about it are all rehashings of the same stories (more or less) and even contradict each other at times.

That’s a story with a lot of gaps and plot holes to base a belief system around - and that doesn’t even include all the baggage and hate that comes along with it.

People nowadays lose their mind and make death threats to the creators of stories that don’t fix or create new plot holes in canon. And we’re supposed to smile, nod, and happily accept one of the worst constructed stories ever just because some old white men that live the opposite way they tell us to live say so?

Meron35 ,

Religion is the OG fandom war

Flax_vert ,

There aren’t any contradictions between the Gospels

Mjpasta710 ,

I’d argue there are contradictions all over the Bible.

Here’s a list:

skepticsannotatedbible.com/…/contra2_list.html

Flax_vert ,

Skimmed through some of these, like this which isn’t even a contradiction.

Even here you can see that it even shows a verse where Jesus drinks the vinegar in two gospels yet claim it’s s contradiction because He didn’t receive the wine.

nyctre ,

What about all the other ones? There’s dozens. Including ones where there’s no room for interpretation like with those ones.

Flax_vert ,

Any examples? I’m not going to go through every single one

nyctre ,

One simple one was one apostle saying Jesus told them to go barefoot and with no staff and another saying he told them staff + sandals.

Flax_vert ,

Luke and Matthew were referring to acquiring or buying a staff, Mark was referring to simply going as you are. The emphasis was that Jesus didn’t want them to excessively prepare for the journey, but simply go out with the sandals they were wearing and a walking stick they had on them.

uienia ,

There most definitely is.

Flax_vert ,

Where?

SeattleRain ,

The fact that there’s so many different versions of the Bible is one.

Flax_vert ,

Really? You know it wasn’t originally written in English, right?

That’s like saying we cannot be certain about what happens in Harry Potter because it has been translated into 88 different languages 🤦

SeattleRain ,

Except they don’t say different things happened.

Flax_vert ,

And neither do the more accurate translations

squirrel , to patientgamers in [Meta] Did we drop the "what are you playing" monthly thread? Also, mods haven't been active for a while, should someone take over?
@squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Shouldn’t we just keep waiting patiently?

Chozo ,

This is a trial of our faith. Our patience will truly be tested.

filister ,

I think we should create an “Impatient Gamers” community and send OP to that one (evil emoji).

assassinatedbyCIA , to memes in Checkmate

Did….did you censor dr manhattans male presenting nipples?

blanketswithsmallpox ,

Is he even male anymore? I thought that was more like a dead sex to him since he was AMAB but is now a god.

InfiniWheel ,

Biologically and functionally speaking, he’s whatever and everything. Practically speaking, he chooses to have a dick and look like a big muscular man that looks nothing like his previous form (so its even more deliberate), so it seems the only thing that survived his ascention was his gender identity.

ssj2marx ,

In my headcanon, the further into the future you go the less attached to his humanesque form Dr Manhattan becomes, and eventually he just becomes a sentient force that does things that are beyond comprehension without needing a physical body at all.

cumskin_genocide ,

Someone never read the comic book

Lexam , to fediverse in Number of monthly active Lemmy users rising again

I think more people are coming here for my comments and delusions of grandeur.

eating3645 ,

That’s why I’m here

Blisterexe ,

Yeah I only joined when I saw you had

Chee_Koala ,

I mostly joined because of you so, seems very probable

CosmicTurtle0 ,

Are you the same guy from the warlizard gaming forums?

Lexam ,

No.

ripcord ,
@ripcord@lemmy.world avatar

Are you?

SomeGuy69 ,
@SomeGuy69@lemmy.world avatar

I love that I got this reference.

random_character_a , to asklemmy in What is the most unhinged conspiracy theory?
@random_character_a@lemmy.world avatar

If you work hard and long hours for the company, you’ll advance in your career and become esteemed leader and collect rich rewards.

Late2TheParty ,
@Late2TheParty@lemmy.world avatar

Man! Way to cast a dark cloud over an otherwise lovely morning.

I kid. That’s a good one!

tealeg , to asklemmy in How do I pass a coding test?

What I’m about to say might come off as smug. I don’t mean it to be a flex, it’s just for context.

I’ve been programming since i was 6 years old, and have 26 years of continuous professional experience. 30 years of open source contributions. You are almost definitely interacting with code I wrote on a daily basis.

7 years ago I was caught up in a round of layoffs and I was scouting around for jobs. I got an interview at a startup - it wasn’t a huge tech challenge, but I needed a job.

I did an initial technical interview with the tech lead for the company. All went great. I did a “final HR interview” , again great. Then the CTO stepped in and said that he would need me to complete a coding test before I could be hired.

I failed that live coding test despite producing code that outperformed the code in the “correct” solution by several orders of magnitude.

The CTO was clearly upset by my solution, which he got very angry about and insisted was wrong, without explanation, and despite it beating the spec and passing all the predefined tests.

2 days later the tech lead, who was also present in the test, told me there was nothing wrong with my code. Better still they had actually taken it and put in into production in place of the code that CTO had written, and which was the basis of the “correct” solution.

He also told me that he’d quit after an argument with the CTO about this and asked if I found a good place to work, if I’d let him know.

Sometimes tests are not about what you can do, but how smart they make the person testing you look.

Exec ,
@Exec@pawb.social avatar

Better still they had actually taken it and put in into production in place of the code that CTO had written, and which was the basis of the “correct” solution.

The test was just a set-up for free work.

huginn ,

No, not if they already had a “correct” solution.

It’s normal to know the answer you’re looking for before you ask the question, and they thought they did in this case.

wewbull ,

Yes. The problem was the interviewer wasn’t prepared for a different correct answer.

tealeg ,

I hear that accusation a lot, but I’ve never really seen a company do that. Having been in the other side of the equation many times, the effort required to review code that’s submitted, especially when you don’t know the author is probably not worth it.

The case I detailed above was a fairly isolated subsystem that didn’t really require any knowledge of their system to work on. They probably chose it because A. It was a readily available problem with an existing solution that you could reasonably expect to be solved within a couple of hours , and B. the CTO thought he had a cool solution.

magic_lobster_party ,

I guess the CTO saw you as a threat to his position.

thesystemisdown ,

I’m trying to wrap my head around the CTO writing code unless it was from long ago when they were a developer. If that is the case, the CTO should understand that a better or more performant solution is likely over time. I’d say that was a bullet dodged. That’s very poor executive behavior.

wildbus8979 , (edited )

People have big egos. I’ve been in similiar situations as OP where the owner/CTO wrote a lot of the legacy code and weren’t particularly receptive to criticism. No acknowledgement either when said criticism turned out to be a client facing vulnerability later on.

tealeg ,

Yeah. Owning code is about taking responsibility for it being in a satisfactory state, it shouldn’t be overly personal and you also shouldn’t attack people directly when the code has problems. Everyone makes mistakes, learning from them is there important thing.

tealeg ,

It was a really small startup where the CTO was one of the founders and had written the first version of everything. I don’t mean to belittle what he did, I have a lot of respect for people building thins from the ground up.

It was just a very odd episode and illustrative that you don’t always fail because you’re bad at coding.

TrickDacy ,
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

…yeah ok

tomatol OP ,

Yeah idk why that comment is being upvoted so hard… It sounds very weird like a copy pasta or a bot. He didn’t even answer anything 😅

TrickDacy ,
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

I like how they said it wasn’t a flex when it clearly was only a flex

tealeg ,

Really, it isn’t meant to be. I’m Just trying to say it’s not always the candidate at fault.

This is one example from a great many interviews I’ve had in my time, most of which went much better.

tealeg ,

I do have other things to do during the day :-)

wildbus8979 ,

I’ve been coding since I was around 12. I’ve been doing it for around three decades now…

On the opposite side of the spectrum, I work for a company that has a pretty strick no assholes policy. We’ve passed on a number of “rock stars” because we knew how personally toxic they were to a team. I do some of the culture fit (which we do first) and tech interviews.

We don’t care all that much if you get it right or wrong. I mean if it’s all wrong and the candidate has no clue why sure. But sometimes candidates get stressed out being on display, being pressed for time, trying to come up with the most optimized answer instead of just completing. If it’s all wrong and the candidate can tell me exactly why and what they’d need to do to get it right, that’s mostly a pass for us.

Ultimately wanna see a) how you think, what is your thought process and b) that you can grow.

tealeg ,

That sounds like a very sane and sensible way to behave.

don , to nostupidquestions in If a universal basic income started today with the stipulation that you had to put 40 hrs/wk towards making the world a better place or solving societal problems, how would you spend your time?

The point of UBI is that it has no stipulations. It’s guaranteed no matter what.

Bocky ,

Exactly. Its value becomes evident when a version gets to the stage where they can’t work. Very different from those that choose not to work.

AA5B ,

And even more evident when you need to decide how to set up a bureaucracy, paperwork, and verification to judge whether someone else could be working more, or just not

whoreticulture ,

It’s a hypothetical question, read the room 🙄. He’s just asking what you would do if you were tasked with making the world a better place.

Steve ,

If that was the case, they would have asked the question you did. But they didn’t. They asked a different question. You’re assuming their intent based on your own preconceptions. A common cause for miscommunication. And confusion.

whoreticulture ,

Maybe they weren’t expecting a bunch of pedantic responses? lmao

Steve ,

Maybe. But you and I don’t know that.
You’re guessing their meaning, rather than accepting their words as written.
You’re still trying to mind read, rather than word read.

whoreticulture ,

I’m applying “context” and “media literacy”, you’re being pedantic.

Steve ,

That’s a different way of saying the same thing.
Seems we agree on the facts, and simply value them differently.

otp ,

Well if they had asked that question, a lot of people would say things like

“How can I spend 40 hours a week making the world a better place when I’m stuck working this shitty job to barely pay for my life?”

Steve ,

I didn’t comment on the quality of the new question.
You’re also assuming something different than the words I used.

elephantium ,
@elephantium@lemmy.world avatar

Reading your reply right now is really funny because the OP replied to the same person after you did saying “You heard what I meant”

njordomir OP ,

You heard what I meant and I appreciate that. It was poorly phrased and I wish I had explained the theoretical better.

I qualified it with the “naturally industrious” thing because I wanted people to talk about what they’d do after they slept off the drudgery of current capitalism not immediately upon finding out they don’t have to go to work anymore just to survive and have basic amenities. As you stated, I could have also phrased in an equally bad way where everyone just pointed at their job and said “I have no time or energy”. That’s the problem. I was trying to filter out the “If I had UBI, I would smoke weed and eat potato chips all day” answers.

If I had phrased my question as, “if you had a guaranteed income and were able to use 40hrs a week of your time to make the world a better place, what would you do?” That would have been better.

card797 ,

Can that actually work in the real world though? If we all take the money and do nothing. Would that actually be sustainable?

T156 ,

Unclear. But eventually, people would work. People get bored, it’s nice to have something to do, and get paid extra on top of it.

UBI just ensures that if they don’t like a job, they can just quit, rather than be forced to keep working on pain of starvation.

Tests so far seem to be fairly positive about it working. People who get UBI aren’t likely to sit on that money, they’ll just go and spend it either paying back debts, or buying something nice for themselves, so the money will keep going around (just look at the COVID economic stimulus packages). They might even spend more than they might otherwise have, if they’re not just scraping by.

SineIraEtStudio , to linux in Noob Question Thread: Ask Any Questions About Linux!

Mods, perhaps a weekly post like this would be beneficial? Lowering the bar to entry with some available support and helping to keep converts.

d3Xt3r ,

Agreed. @cypherpunks, I think this would be a great idea - making a weekly megathread for Linux questions, preferably also stickied for visibility.

cypherpunks ,
@cypherpunks@lemmy.ml avatar

Ok, I just stickied this post here, but I am not going to manage making a new one each week :)

I am an admin at lemmy.ml and was actually only added as a mod to this community so that my deletions would federate (because there was a bug where non-mod admin deletions weren’t federating a while ago). The other mods here are mostly inactive and most of the mod activity is by me and other admins.

Skimming your history here, you seem alright; would you like to be a mod of /c/[email protected] ?

d3Xt3r , (edited )

Thanks! Yep I mentioned you directly seeing as all the other other mods here are inactive. I’m on c/linux practically every day, so happy to manage the weekly stickies and help out with the moderation. :)

cyclohexane OP ,

Please feel free to make me a mod too. I am not crazy active, but I think my modest contributions will help.

And I can make this kind of post on a biweekly or monthly basis :) I think weekly might be too often since the post frequency here isn’t crazy high

cypherpunks ,
@cypherpunks@lemmy.ml avatar

Ok, you and @d3Xt3r are both mods of /c/[email protected] now. Thanks!

kylian0087 ,

Yeah I was thinking the same. Perhaps make a sticky post about it once a week.

slazer2au , to showerthoughts in We should name the moon. Most people don't call their pets "dog" or "cat".

It does. The moon is officially called Luna.

Also people have been known to all their cat Neko which is Japanese for cat.

Marty ,
@Marty@programming.dev avatar

The official name is “The Moon”, Luna just means moon in Latin. It’s all about capitalization. Moon is our moon, and moon is any moon.

bjoern_tantau ,
@bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

And Moon Moon is my spirit animal.

naticus ,

God dammit Moon Moon.

mipadaitu ,

Our moon is officially called Moon. Luna is just something used occasionally, but not always. The sun is also officially named Sun. It’s just that those terms started being overloaded after we learned that there were other Moons and Suns. You can try to get all fancy with Sol and Luna, but those are just old Latin terms for Moon and Sun. They’re no less generic than the ones we currently use.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moon#Names_and_etymology
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun#Etymology

cuchilloc ,

****Other satellites and stars

Chiarottide ,

Except “luna” is latin for “Moon”, which means that in many neolatin languages the problem is still there. Probably Selene would be good for every language, She’s the whatever goddess of the whateverness of our Moon or whatever

intensely_human ,

Except when Latin was spoken actively there was only one such body with the name “Luna”, so it’s a proper noun.

oxomoxo ,

Luna is the Latin word for moon. It’s not the official name in English. It’s just called “Moon” in English, just like the sun is just called “Sun” despite being many other words in other languages.

Because there is just one of them it’s not really necessary to give it a unique name, but there are lots of options in Latin, Greek and other languages if you want to get fancy.

cuchilloc ,

Wdym? Sun is the name, Star is the type of celestial body, Moon is the name, satellite is the type of celestial body. This post is a farce, don’t fall for OP’s BS!

possiblylinux127 ,

Wdym is a terrible name

cuchilloc ,

Whoever downvoted you has no sense of humor :/ “wdym” is a great name but not for the moon!

intensely_human ,

Well I call it Luna, and I speak English, so it’s called Luna in English.

Sunny ,

My cat is called Luna 🐱

angrystego ,

So perhaps we could name our moon Cat, or perhaps Felis, you know, for the symetry.

Sunny ,

Hahaha imagine:

“Dad look! There is a full cat out tonight!”

intensely_human ,

Like the Cheshire Cat?

Pantherina , to linux in Are there any CPUs that work well with Linux that aren't made by Intel or another company on the BDS list/that supports Israel?

I think if you start with political positions of bigtech companies…

Just buy used

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