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Kraven_the_Hunter ,

Where are all of the good toddlers with guns when you need them??

Kraven_the_Hunter ,

My mom is one of these hateful MAGAts, but loves the “nice Mexican lady” that cleans her apartment for such a reasonable price.

Don’t worry, they have enough cognitive dissonance to not be bothered by this in the least.

Kraven_the_Hunter ,

First of all, you have no proof that it was I who stole the moon.

Second of all, after I did steal the moon, I put it back.

Kraven_the_Hunter ,

Common mistake, but no, it’s Israel.

Kraven_the_Hunter , (edited )

That aren’t dealt deadly to make… Yay, progress!. .?

Kraven_the_Hunter ,

What’s with all the hot dog news around here??

https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/3c41b562-f6db-4eba-b884-70e8764a44aa.webp

Kraven_the_Hunter OP ,

This is good to hear! Do you have the surface keyboard and pen? I’m guessing the keyboard is probably straightforward, and there probably aren’t many uses for the pen other than precision touching the screen, which is fine.

Kraven_the_Hunter OP ,

Awesome, thanks!

Kraven_the_Hunter ,

I thought the one with the tree on it was the shame flag?

Kraven_the_Hunter ,

Yes but are these Impossible Hot Dogs made from the dregs of plants that were too disgusting to use for any other purpose? If they can’t meet that high bar then I don’t know if I even want them.

Kraven_the_Hunter ,

That’s still a win though, because nobody will be duped into paying a premium for artificial flavoring.

A related label that pisses me off is “zero sugar” when artificial sweeteners are used. I like sparkling water, in large part because it has absolutely no sweetener of any kind in it, but sometimes in a hurry I grab one of these pieces of shit and it really pisses me off.

Kraven_the_Hunter ,

So is “artificially sweetened”, “natural sweeteners added” or any host of other, more useful descriptors.

Product nutrition labels are not the place for “it’s technically correct” phrasing.

Kraven_the_Hunter ,

I understand this. My point is “zero sugar” and “no sugar” are obtuse terms and much better ones exist.

Using a man-made sweetener? Call it artificially sweetened.

Using a natural sweetener other than sugar? Say so, it’s not hard and also less of a misdirection than the phrasing they like to use.

Kraven_the_Hunter ,

I do look for that, but sometimes I’m not paying 100% attention (the fact that I need laser focus to fucking buy water is another issue).

It also doesn’t help when manufacturers use shrinkflation as an opportunity to update their packaging (is this a new product or just a smaller version of the old one?)

It ALSO doesn’t help that they love to put the saccharine shit - sorry, the “artificially sweetened” - nope, not right either - the “sweetened with something that’s not sugar” crap right next to the water. They want it to be healthy-by-association. It needs to be next to the sodas though, since it’s a drink for people looking for an alternatively sweet product. Those of us looking for water aren’t interested in it, which all adds up to making me think their marketing plan is to get people to buy it on accident.

Kraven_the_Hunter ,

You’re probably right. Part of the reason it sets me off is because I assume they’re doing it on purpose. Maybe they are and I’m (partially) justified and maybe I’m attributing malice to stupidity or however that saying goes.

Fortunately this is a relatively infrequent occurrence as I’ve found the products I like. But god damn does it upset me when I pick up the wrong thing.

Kraven_the_Hunter ,

Take that you butt-hurt fart knockers.

Kraven_the_Hunter ,

Yes, but now it definitely does

Kraven_the_Hunter ,

I used TuneMyMusic when I switched to Amazon Music a few months ago. It worked really well. It costs $4 or $5 to subscribe for a month but it’s a huge time saver.

Kraven_the_Hunter ,

I really don’t get any of those. It’s like a whole made up language that I don’t understand.

Kraven_the_Hunter ,

Haha, people were soooo gullible back then.

Kraven_the_Hunter ,

Chasing out all of the migrant labor with threats of legal action and/or violence.

They just didn’t want to say that for some reason.

Boeing Will Launch Starliner With Helium Leak (www.extremetech.com)

Boeing and NASA are moving ahead with the upcoming Starliner demonstration launch despite an active helium leak. The launch is now on the books for Saturday, June 1, at 12:25 p.m. EDT. If all goes as planned, Starliner will rendezvous with the International Space Station the following day and return to Earth on June 10. If not,...

Kraven_the_Hunter ,

Laika’s greatest skill was being a good girl. While I don’t think Boeing exec’s can compete with that, I think they’ve got enough skills to staff the launch vehicle if Laika could do it.

Kraven_the_Hunter ,

Why would liberals care if you post this? They’re the ones that don’t give a shit what your kink is.

Kraven_the_Hunter ,

Oh, bother.

Kraven_the_Hunter ,

Yes, and then they would get 1000x more blah blah blah. That was the point of the comment you replied to.

Kraven_the_Hunter ,

I was with you until you suggested GE. GE is the Chrysler of appliances (ie squeeze suppliers on price so much that they get precisely what they ask for). It’s the monkey’s paw effect.

Kraven_the_Hunter ,

They put a Jesus Fish in the corner of all their ads, obviously. What more do you expect?

Kraven_the_Hunter , (edited )

Arguably, Biden has…

Ehh, I don’t really agree with my own statement. Yes, Biden has suffered loss more than most of us. It’s not on the scale of what Israel is doing to Palestine though.

Kraven_the_Hunter ,

There may be extenuating circumstances…

Kraven_the_Hunter ,

This does not apply where I am. May be your store or regional manager influence.

Louisiana Supreme Court Makes It Harder For Church Abuse Survivors to Hold Priests Accountable (ballsandstrikes.org)

. . . Enter the Louisiana Supreme Court. In an opinion written by Justice James Genovese and published on March 22, the court found an absolute property right in the institutions’ right not to be sued. The Louisiana Child Victims Act, wrote Genovese, “cannot be retroactively applied to revive plaintiffs’ prescribed causes...

Kraven_the_Hunter ,

I’m not even in Louisiana and that’s what I did.

Kraven_the_Hunter ,

Honestly, the answer probably involves a child bride somewhere…

Kraven_the_Hunter ,

That could work too. So like Anna Nicole Smith. Don’t know if she remarried though.

Kraven_the_Hunter ,

Remember folks, a protest vote against Biden just puts us one step closer to fuckery like this actually happening.

Kraven_the_Hunter ,

And with how shitty swipe keyboards, predictive text, and auto correct are, there are a LOT of edits.

Kraven_the_Hunter ,

It will be a cocaine-fueled frenzy.

Kraven_the_Hunter ,

Intellivision was where it was at though, right?

Kraven_the_Hunter ,

Preach!

Police officer fired gun while clearing protesters from Columbia building, prosecutors say (apnews.com)

A police officer who was involved in clearing protesters from a Columbia University administration building earlier this week fired his gun inside the hall, a spokesperson for District Attorney Alvin Bragg’s office confirmed Thursday....

Kraven_the_Hunter ,

It’s just a little desk pop. C’mon everyone does it!

Kraven_the_Hunter ,

Hey, they’re just words on a page man. What could they possibly mean??

Kraven_the_Hunter ,

So she was basically correct.

Kraven_the_Hunter ,

“Solved”

Putting someone in jail is not the same as solving the case. Given our horrendous desire to run trials like a sporting event, I’m going to take their 90% number with a grain of salt.

Kraven_the_Hunter ,

Not if you’re Israel!

Kraven_the_Hunter ,

If we were placing bets, I would put money down that his love of pigs is to shit on the Muslim community. I don’t have any hard evidence to that effect, but I dunno. I just have a feeling.

Kraven_the_Hunter ,

Just get a regular dog for that.

Kraven_the_Hunter ,

Speaking of which, I should really look for one of those Coexist stickers to put on my Subaru…

Kraven_the_Hunter ,

Or it’s the effort of a PR firm trying to redirect attention away from Boeing’s abysmal quality control and management blundering.

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