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Your average friendly nihilist from Finland.

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Nicolas Cage

Looks nothing like, but it would be funny as hell and in order to get him to sign up, they would have to make it somehow trippy and surreal.

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Random playlist from spotify with low-fi, vocal house or vocal lounge.

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One of those “special editions” that are born from factory machinary failures or other fuckups.

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As long as most of us play zero sum game and capitalism is the only system that works, world is goin to shit. Number of years or decades don’t really matter.

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Yea. Every toxic workplace gets someone, but atleast It isn’t you.

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Ghost of the Ottoman empire quietly exits the room.

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My skin doesn’t like it and it’s fucking everywhere.

If you want to wash anything without it you have to go in two buy your soap from one of those shops where people smell funny and dress bit too casual.

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While listening their neighbour poop.

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I wouldn’t even comment, I’d just disappear. No matter what my role was. There are at least dozen angry murderous persons searching for that face.

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This will be the final result, but I’m just hoping his angry little mouth will say something treasonous enough to get him jail time.

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Not even if he call his cult to take up arms and start marching to Washington?

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I hope it’s during work hour. Would be shame to do whole days work just to get eaten by the rising dead.

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Finland - Mario. I call BS.

Mario is the first that comes to mind to non-gamers

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This. Not so explosive unless sufficiently confined, but still dangerous. Just Google: lithium ion battery knife.

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His act kinda resembles a guy who would have had a burnout, but keeps going with amphetamine. Not sleeping at nights, unable to concentrate, arbitrary snap decisions, slowly loosing sanity, illusions of grandeur, common ideological ground with Trump, etc. Decade of that and he’ll be Trump.

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“33 lunar seconds”

You really had to bring relativity to a fucking joga class. How am I supposed to center myself with existential horrors of the block universe and my illusionary free will.

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You thought the term “orange freak” was just some sudden completely irrelevant reference to comedian Carrot Top?

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God didn’t like that Lucifers actions detached humans from the “hunger games” style murder fest called “nature”. They were the main attraction. Nobody gives a shit about naked apes farming shit and singing to each other.

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Stop it. I don’t know what arrows to press.

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Not very hard to get labelled as foreign agent these days.

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Nobody’s perfect. Last time I visited NASAs webpage. Yury Gagarin wasn’t the first man in space. These things happen.

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Playing Colin McRay rally on linux with wiimote + wheel frame as a controller was the best time I’ve had with rally games. Both game and controller worked better than I expected and was easy setup for living room couch.

Old crap now, but later sequels nor Dirt didn’t give the same feel.

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Sometimes employers give you any title just to avoid giving you more salary when they dump more work on your lap trying to avoid recruiting.

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Making dinner for the family. You could always order out.

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From the top of my head I’d say Interstellar, but i don’t enjoy movies alone. Needs another wipe or somebody who has lived on the moon.

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War is profitable.

No matter what happens, Isreal will keep arming itself with the newest new. If either side wins in Ukraine, it kills a good ‘milk cow’.

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“You are an OK guy. No matter what they say”

…and leave.

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That’s nice. What I’m interested of is that if we make minced meat from half of you, will it grow back and how fast?

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When you make people follow bunch of rules that nobody else follows, you need some kind of carrot to dangle in front of them. Salvation and afterlife rewards don’t cost anything and there’s zero chance you need to pay up or get called no your bullshit. Win-win.

What kind of messaging apps do you use?

I have been cleaning my phone - removing Google Services, Google Account and replacing it with alternatives. Strangely, I do still have many very different messaging app. If I count correctly, there is Messenger, WhatsApp, Instagram, Telegram, Signal, Viber and also two local apps TakeUp and Mastadon. I am more and more...

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Telegram and SMS.

Although I just ordered Heltec T114 for Mestastic LoRa communication, but that’s a system, not just app/software.

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That will happen right after Vin Diesel becomes US president after Trump chokes on a burger (not poisoned, sorry). Vin Diesel will be replaced by Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho after he flattens Diesel with a monster truck.

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As an electrical engineer I’d buy that as a shirt.

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Can we call that a “no effort haunting”.

Just the kind of shit you get, when you ask AI to do it.

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Yeah, I think we had enough anorexia cases.

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No. Beer is the dissolvent. Blood is the paint.

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Yea, I had to read thoughts of some guy called Jeesus. At last if didn’t look like Winnie the Pooh.

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