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ssj2marx ,

You’re saying you got out of college ten years ago, and worked for exactly one company that entire time, and you can’t say who it was or what you did because of an NDA?

Yes.

ILikeBoobies ,

You’re a strange man Marx, but you steam a good ham

undergroundoverground ,

Rule # 1 of signing an NDA: you’re not allowed to say that you signed an NDA.

WereCat ,

Even if you don’t mention who you signed it with? There’s quite a bit difference between saying “I’ve signed NDA” and “I’ve signed NDA with company (name)”

undergroundoverground ,

I mean, who else other than your last employer would it be with?

Acters ,

Breaking the agreement does not always mean you will get in trouble for it. This is the one rule that can be risked breaking without facing repercussions.

undergroundoverground ,

Breaking it in any way means you will likely have to pay back any money they gave you immediately.

Personally, I would consider that to be a repercussion.

Acters ,

I didn’t say there are no repercussions. I said it is a safe bet on a risk that many individuals are willing to make.

undergroundoverground ,

I mean, you can break any rule, law or agreement without facing repercussions, if you don’t get caught.

Acters ,

I’m glad we both came to an agreement 🤝

TinklesMcPoo ,

I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?

undergroundoverground ,

There might be repercussions, if we get caught though.

MonkderDritte ,

Where, US?

CptEnder ,

Actual Rule #1 of signing an NDA: unless you work on Defense, NDAs are virtually unenforceable

Telodzrum ,

This is really fucking terrible advice.

Simmy ,

Funny but, just bad advice. Employers will just with someone who has no NDA.

Chef_Boyardee ,

Employers will just with someone?!? Is there anything that can the situation?

Simmy ,

Sorry, I meant they will just hire some else than deal with anyone saying they have an NDA.

Jocker ,

“Yes, but then I’ll have to kill you”

Snowclone ,

I was working at K-mart as a regional manager making 80k a year. Good luck verifying that.

Garbanzo ,

I was a senior project manager at Twitter

glitch1985 ,

What’s a Twitter grandpa?

flambonkscious ,

Nice counter…

Now get off my lawn!

/s

assassinatedbyCIA ,

Did….did you censor dr manhattans male presenting nipples?

blanketswithsmallpox ,

Is he even male anymore? I thought that was more like a dead sex to him since he was AMAB but is now a god.

InfiniWheel ,

Biologically and functionally speaking, he’s whatever and everything. Practically speaking, he chooses to have a dick and look like a big muscular man that looks nothing like his previous form (so its even more deliberate), so it seems the only thing that survived his ascention was his gender identity.

ssj2marx ,

In my headcanon, the further into the future you go the less attached to his humanesque form Dr Manhattan becomes, and eventually he just becomes a sentient force that does things that are beyond comprehension without needing a physical body at all.

cumskin_genocide ,

Someone never read the comic book

lauha ,
  1. Friend makes a company named say “Morgan defence ltd” and you sing an NDA with your friend not to talk about your 2 year beer holiday on the beach.
  2. Company checks our your story. Friend’s company looks like a typical defence industry shell company with no history of anything.
  3. Job
dutchkimble ,

You can skip that and say I was defense consultant with an NDA and cannot disclose which organisation I worked for

InfiniWheel ,

“But you are an English major”

Colonel_Panic_ ,

“Yes, I had to correspond with other engineers and English was used in all communications.”

Empricorn ,

It was in fact the major form of communication!

KISSmyOSFeddit ,

Some of the people I communicated with were Majors.

zalgotext ,

“Please stop asking questions, for both your safety and mine”

dutchkimble ,

I cannot confirm nor deny my rank

Telodzrum ,

I wrote copy for marketing collateral and technical copy for manuals.

Aeri ,
@Aeri@lemmy.world avatar

“And you’re trying to get a job at an arby’s?”

ryannathans ,

Fraud (y)

WereCat ,

It’s not fraud. Singing is normal.

BearGun ,

How is it fraud? No lies are told, not even implied. It would just be the company making assumptions.

TootSweet ,

Shouldn’t his answer be “Yes. I signed an NDA.”?

kambusha ,

Yes, no, I don’t know. Could you repeat the question?

Garbanzo ,

Would you please be the boss of me now?

kambusha ,

Life is unfair.

dutchkimble ,

And you’re not so big

MantisWaffle ,

I thought it was “you’re not the boss of me now”.

Garbanzo ,

Sure, but we’re in a job interview, right?

irreticent ,
@irreticent@lemmy.world avatar

Only if we’re playing FinDom.

menemen ,

Also, shouldn’t they mention that in the resume?

RootBeerGuy ,
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Isn’t it normally part of an NDA to not being able to admit you signed one.

can ,

Depends

snugglesthefalse ,

Not normally, that wouldn’t make much sense. It’s easier to just say you signed an NDA and anyone with sense knows you’re not allowed to talk about the work.

mannycalavera ,
@mannycalavera@feddit.uk avatar

It’s about Disclosure not Admittance. That would be a NAA.

When asked your say: NAA…

MonkeMischief ,

Unless you’re Bruce Wayne, in which case when asked you might say NA NA-NA NA-NA NA-NA NA…

I’ll see myself out.

FlihpFlorp ,

Wait is his chest censored

Track_Shovel OP ,

No. Just rendered by a PS1

FlihpFlorp ,

Makes sense

Iheartcheese ,
@Iheartcheese@lemmy.world avatar

I’m also noticing a disappointing lack of giant blue dong

FlihpFlorp ,

I don’t swing that way but it’s truly unfortunate 😔

Tylerdurdon ,

He’s just not whole without the blue kielbasa.

…like Kool aid with no sugar, ham with no burger!

Bertuccio ,

If you’ve seen the film, it will do all the swinging for you.

LittleBorat2 ,

Something was clearly wrong with this picture.

altima_neo ,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Can’t have those man nipples.

Sparky ,
@Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

It kinda looks like there was text someone removed

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

I just tell them I was in and out of rehab.

agentshags ,
@agentshags@sh.itjust.works avatar

Power move

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