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RagingRobot , in Defeated CEOs are now conceding hybrid working is here to stay

Yeah but we wanted to work from home not hybrid bullshit. This story is pandering like we won but they are still forcing me to go to an office every week for no good reason. This is just propaganda. The whole conversation in the thread has even shifted from talking about working at home full time to hybrid being ok. Insane

mPony ,

hear hear. Offices are outmoded, office managers are outmoded, paying for parking is outmoded.

All of it is horseshit, and like horseshit should be deposited indiscriminately and walked away from without looking back.

nexusband ,
@nexusband@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t know why you think that’s all propaganda, i personally like hybrid work a lot more as well. I like my office, i like being able to go for a coffee with my colleagues and so on. I do like working from home as well - but i’m totally okay with being 1-2 days in the office. However, we do have people working 90% from home - they have to come in to the office though for various things they have to do. Printing large format plans, etc, etc. You can’t just assume 100% home full time works for everyone and shift the goalpost.

RagingRobot ,

I think it should be a choice not 100% at all. I’m personally upset because I was told it was ok to be fully remote so I adjusted my life then once it wasn’t convenient for my company anymore they changed the rules on me and everyone else and gaslighted us all about the real reason.

nexusband ,
@nexusband@lemmy.world avatar

Well, okay, that’s understandable then…and pretty shitty

TheEighthDoctor ,

And I love not even knowing where my office is, different strokes…

CosmicCleric ,
@CosmicCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah but we wanted to work from home not hybrid bullshit. This story is pandering like we won but they are still forcing me to go to an office every week for no good reason. This is just propaganda. The whole conversation in the thread has even shifted from talking about working at home full time to hybrid being ok. Insane

The comment I’m replying to needs to be upvoted much more than it is.

RagingSnarkasm ,

Rage on, fellow rager.

interdimensionalmeme ,

Going to the office once a week is one thing the Indian guys can’t do. Love it don’t fight it, unless you have a workable solution to end capitalism or globalism.

interdimensionalmeme ,

Going to the office once a week is one thing the Indian guys can’t do. Love it don’t fight it, unless you have a workable solution to end capitalism or globalism.

interdimensionalmeme ,

Going to the office once a week is one thing the Indian guys can’t do. Love it don’t fight it, unless you have a workable solution to end capitalism or globalism.

interdimensionalmeme ,

Going to the office once a week is one thing the Indian guys can’t do. Love it don’t fight it, unless you have a workable solution to end capitalism or globalism.

BradleyUffner ,

Capitalism ended during the pandemic? Who knew?

PP_BOY_ , in More young people choosing permanent sterilization after abortion restrictions, new research shows
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Can we just take a second to appreciate how fucking sick of a sign “MY UTERUS > YOUR GOD” is?

nkat2112 ,
@nkat2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

Best. Sign. Ever.

I’ll remember that. Thank you.

Carnelian ,

I’m gonna be making these in bulk and pinning them up everywhere, holy shit

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I quite like this sign from the Women’s March a few years ago-

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/308c02d7-7203-460c-92a3-c1d1ff141519.png

Gemini24601 ,
@Gemini24601@lemmy.world avatar

Do you accept Your Uterus as your Lord and Savior?

ChunkMcHorkle , (edited )
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FlyingSquid , in Boeing hit after new whistleblower raises safety concerns
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

He claimed he was “threatened with termination” after raising concerns with bosses.

Which Boeing apparently takes more literally than other companies.

Track_Shovel ,
ininewcrow ,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Is that to say that the whistleblower is going to make a public courtroom ‘head shot’ against the corporate giant …

… or is the whistleblower going to end up with another conveniently timed self inflicted ‘head shot’ that will end their life.

Slayer ,

Yes

ghostrider2112 , in Kansas Is About to Pass the Most Extreme Age Verification Law Yet

Laughing as I picture spez and company trying to figure out what percentage of reddit is porn

Neato ,
@Neato@ttrpg.network avatar

He’s gonna have to run a lot more ads to get those numbers down.

joekar1990 ,

I mean Reddit has been trending in the direction to remove NSFW content completely from their site. A couple more laws like this would probably give them the ammo needed to say goodbye.

Diplomjodler ,

That’s bound to go well.

Zron ,

Tumblr tried to do that.

Tried

chronicledmonocle ,

And succeeded. Unfortunately, they also succeeded in killing their own platform at the same time.

yuriy ,

Y’know, post porn-ban tumblr has seen a bit of an influx of more “professional” type blogs and I think I’m okay with it. More and more podcasts and youtubers I follow are making and maintaining tumblrs.

Obviously I would’ve preferred the porn not be banned in the first place, but given the timeline we’re stuck with I don’t hate where it’s going.

VelvetStorm ,

Ya but they also have a very large lgbtq community.

AtariDump ,
zerog_bandit ,

That dude definitely has a cum box.

irreticent ,
@irreticent@lemmy.world avatar

That dude definitely is a cum box.

FTFY

EndlessNightmare ,

I’d wager more than 25%

DigitalNirvana , in Right-Wing Media Blames Bridge Collapse on ‘Open Border’ and COVID Lockdowns

I’m pretty sure it was that cargo ship, Dali

stanleytweedle ,

That’s true but if we’d built a border wall in the middle of that river instead of a bridge then the bridge wouldn’t have collapsed… walls do work.

Corkyskog ,

Dam, that’s a good idea.

Herbie ,

I see what you did there. That was a dam good joke

Neato ,
@Neato@ttrpg.network avatar

Yeah. It really holds water.

Green13 , in Louisiana abortion ban preserved after lawmakers kill bill to call public vote

Not letting democracy happen is cowardice.

WhatAmLemmy ,

Not letting Democracy happen is why conservatism exists

Seasoned_Greetings ,

Republicans have shown time and again that they don’t care about democracy.

nondescripthandle , in Teacher who resigned after her OnlyFans page was discovered says new employer fired her for violating social media policy
whoisearth ,
@whoisearth@lemmy.ca avatar

Man ugly people truly are fucked in every sense.

ArbitraryValue ,

Well, not so much in the literal sense…

DarkThoughts ,

That does mean humans do get prettier with each generation though, at least based on current beauty standards.

Omniraptor ,

That’s not very reassuring for the individual humans tho :(

DarkThoughts ,

You just have to find another ugly individual. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Kraven_the_Hunter ,

I laughed. I cried.

Your comment was a rollercoaster of emotion.

echodot ,

Just skip the photograph

iegod ,

People are all equal. But some people are more equal than others.

CaffeinatedMoth ,

I might be a stray data point, but I had a smoking hot partial differential equations professor who dressed for the weather during the summer semester. Didn’t learn a damn thing.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

The attractive teachers must have really been frustrated by me. I only cared if you were a cool teacher. Most of the time, the attractive teachers were not the cool teachers.

Crackhappy ,
@Crackhappy@lemmy.world avatar

My favorite and best teacher was a 70 year old retired Catholic nun who was a big fan of rulers on knuckles. But my God was she a fantastic teacher.

ripcord ,
@ripcord@lemmy.world avatar

…And was she hot?

Crackhappy ,
@Crackhappy@lemmy.world avatar

GILF to her knees.

littlebluespark ,
@littlebluespark@lemmy.world avatar

Upward? Or, that’s where her nipples were?

DarkThoughts ,

In theory or did she actually?

littlebluespark ,
@littlebluespark@lemmy.world avatar

There’s so much to unpack there, but let’s go out on a limb and bet you appreciate the skilled application of a little force to inspire accuracy and attention to detail.

Crackhappy ,
@Crackhappy@lemmy.world avatar

She only did it once. She only had to do it once.

littlebluespark ,
@littlebluespark@lemmy.world avatar

And, with those two sentences, your memoir begins…

lorkano ,

For sure it’s different when kids would just find out and start downloading her naked photos. Then parents would find out and be insanely mad that kids are viewing their teacher’s naked photos. It’s different case than secretly fantasizing about your pretty teacher lol

Thorny_Insight ,

They’re already watching porn and making nudes of their friends using photo editing software and AI tools. At this point I don’t quite understand what does it matter if they’re somehow able to find their teacher’s OnlyFans pictures.

echodot ,

I know how the parents feel. That’s stupid article didn’t include a link. Journalistic malpractice is what it is

SendMePhotos ,

Oh how embarrassing…

Hnazant ,

My hottest teacher was just for homeroom. Full package. Leather skirt, leopard print satin top, high heels…

Randomgal ,

I bet this is true for adults too! Lol

homesweethomeMrL , in United plane apparently loses external panel mid-flight after taking off from SFO, officials say

Boeing has threatened to shoot the person who finds the panel.

I mean, send condolences to their family.

gregorum ,

j/k. they don’t give a shit about the family.

WarmSoda ,

Condolences sent to share holders

gregorum ,

poor babies have had such a rough time of it!

OsrsNeedsF2P ,

Awkward moment the condolences arrive before the shooter

afraid_of_zombies ,

Just pass it off as a glitch in the matrix

GrundlButter ,

More awkward, they arrive at the same time. Fucking daylight savings time.

echodot ,

Just have to assassin apologize while they’re shooting them, it saves time and money.

WarmSoda , in The SEC is sick of Elon Musk’s attempts to delay its Twitter investigation

On February 10th, a federal judge ordered Musk to cooperate in the SEC’s investigation, asserting that if a date and location for the interview couldn’t be agreed upon between the parties within a week then the decision would be made for them. That testimony has yet to take place

So tired of all these assholes never seeing any consequences for simple shit normal people would never get away with.

EdibleFriend ,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

Show up for this legal proceeding

Lol suck my cock.

https://i.makeagif.com/media/10-27-2015/W8n194.mp4

magnetosphere ,
@magnetosphere@fedia.io avatar

I’d love it if courts had the power to seriously enforce shit like this. Fail to meet a deadline that’s been agreed upon by all parties? Okay, then officers will arrest you and put you in jail until you do.

That’s just my immediate, angry reaction, though. It doesn’t solve the core problem, which is that rich people are above the law.

WarmSoda ,

It was my understand that’s exactly what they could do, and do. But yeah, rich people don’t apply.

shalafi , in Unvaccinated Florida kids exposed to measles can skip quarantine, officials say

I’m 53. I have never met, or heard of, a person that had measles. I honestly don’t really know what it is.

As kids, we all thought that shit was extinct. Measles were as irrelevant as smallpox and polio.

Passerby6497 ,

Regressives gonna regress, unfortunately.

No_Eponym ,
@No_Eponym@lemmy.ca avatar

Polio is back too. No word on smallpox yet.

khannie ,
@khannie@lemmy.world avatar

Is polio really back? I haven’t heard anything about it in years except the drive to finally eradicate it.

SaltySalamander ,
@SaltySalamander@kbin.social avatar
khannie ,
@khannie@lemmy.world avatar

Cheers. Well that’s depressing.

hglman ,

Unlike smallpox, no other global campaign to eradicate diseases has ever happened.

frezik ,

There are a few others, but they have succeeded yet. Anti-vaxxers aren’t helping.

It is remarkable in its own way, though. We live in the only time period of human history where we can plausibly say an entire disease has gone away, and not just for rich people.

SeaJ ,

Not really. There are some vaccine related cases but nothing naturally occurring that I know of.

FollyDolly ,
@FollyDolly@lemmy.world avatar

Jesus. My grandmother had polo as a child and was wheelchair bound for life because of it. And it’s coming back. All because some idoits think they know better than decades of science.

Asafum ,

You don’t get it man, it’s like the man, man. He lies to make money so he can mine gold for the aliens since they all took over positions of power and demand gold for their… Planet? So the vaccines actually make you a dwarf miner that wants nothing more than to mine gold for the aliens, or the rich dude, for the aliens, yeah that one.

It’s so obvious sheep! All you need to do is open your eyes and listen to the totally free and not biased at all PatriotMuricaPatriotMomsBasementPatriotReport.Freedom/liberty podcast! He’s just one of us so he can be trusted™

Crazyslinkz ,

In today’s internet, I really hope you dropped the /s

Xtallll ,
@Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

My mom lost a brother to measles in the 50s. She is hard core pro-vacination, and will to this day proudly show off the scar from getting one of the first polio vaccines.

macrocephalic ,

I’m a bit younger than you but I remember measles was something recent when I was a kid, but it also wasn’t something that any of my contemporaries caught. This is what happens when you spend 40 years telling everyone that their opinion matters; your opinion doesn’t mean shit when it goes against verifiable scientific research.

RBWells ,

I’m around your age and didn’t have measles but did have mumps (the other M in the MMR shot) and everyone I knew had chicken pox. I don’t know how the immunizations worked back then (what the schedule was) we did get the shots. Had mumps as a preschooler, chicken pox around 7. Uncomplicated both times, my brothers were younger when the chicken pox came through and had it worse.

EssentialCoffee ,

Smallpox and chicken pox are different diseases.

KyuubiNoKitsune ,

I’m 37 and was born immunocompromised so didn’t get any vaccines when I was younger. I went on to get measles and mumps. Measles almost killed me. Honestly, fuck antivaxxers, they can all go get fucked.

originalucifer , in No charges for New Mexico officers who knocked on wrong door before fatal shooting
@originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com avatar

disarm the police. they do not need to be armed their entire shifts. if they approached this house without lethal weapons, how many people would be dead right now?

zero. the answer is zero.

do not let cowards have lethal armament

Mr_Blott ,

It’s well known in most countries that only hunters and cowards own guns, so are you saying we should disarm everyone bar the hunters?

Witchfire ,
@Witchfire@lemmy.world avatar

Historically speaking, police are both cowards and hunters

originalucifer ,
@originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com avatar

i believe the police in their normal day to day operation do not need to be lethally armed.

they turn simple transactions into life threatening events with almost no benefit to the public.

this is a perfect example. if the police only had, say tasers and this guy comes walkin out with a gun. is he going to run? not possible. do you really think he would just start shooting a block full of police officers? no of course not.

but the cowardice is part of police training. shoot first, question later and be sure to empty the fucking clip.

DreamlandLividity ,

I would love to see all the people asking to disarm police officers apply for the job once we do. But its so easy to make these claims from the safety of your house. Who cares about actual realistic solutions?

originalucifer ,
@originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com avatar

ha, the old 'youll be sorry, you just wait!' . yeah i heard this one a bit from several officers, but in my anecdotal experience most actually didnt care about their sidearm a that much. its a reality that most officers never use the gun in the line of duty, which adds to my point.

form the inside, its amazing that the exact type of officers you would expect, react to this thought experiment the worst. IE, the best cops dont care about carrying lethal weapons their entire shift. the shittiest cops i worked with freaked the fuck out if you even kind of mention taking away their 'power'. all anecdotal from one small burg, but damn if it wasnt fucking accurate.

shitty cops seem to lust firearms

DreamlandLividity ,

Well, I am not from the US, so maybe my perception is wrong. Or maybe you have a selection bias for some reason, e.g. living in a safe are.

Either way, if enough cops are ok with it then go ahead, and have them not carry firearms. No issue then.

originalucifer ,
@originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com avatar

youre not wrong in that there are parts of the united states that are mini war zones, and disarming the police wouldnt make sense. but those are outliers. its a huuge country and youre talkin <1% of officers. lets make exemptions where needed.

there is no "united states police", and so we have 50 tiny countries each with their own versions (city,county,state) of different kinds of police forces, and barely any of it is coordinated or standardized.

DreamlandLividity ,

Sounds good then

SatanicNotMessianic ,

Do you think all countries arm all of their regular police officers with firearms?

DreamlandLividity ,

Most countries don’t have more guns than people in them.

SatanicNotMessianic ,

Which is another argument in favor of gun control.

DreamlandLividity ,

Obviously. I am pro gun relatively to where I live but the US gun laws are crazy. You should do something about that.

prole ,

You idiots act like it isn’t the norm in nearly every other modern nation for cops not to have firearms at all times.

Never once, in my life, has the presence of a cop’s gun made me feel more safe. Literally the opposite. And I’m white.

DreamlandLividity , (edited )

Suprise, not all nations are the same. But hey, if the cops agree or you can find replacement cops for those that don’t, then go for it.

It is just funy to me that people have so many ideas how cops could do their jobs better, and hate on them but refuse to actually become cops and put it in practice.

girlfreddy OP ,
@girlfreddy@lemmy.ca avatar

… but refuse to actually become cops and put it in practice.

The thin blue line would make sure I would die quickly, well before I could push for change.

Cause that’s how cops roll.

DreamlandLividity ,

How does that work? I thought being a cop was not so dangerous that they needed a gun at all times…

Ignisnex ,
@Ignisnex@lemmy.world avatar

UK police only carry a baton and pepper spray my dude. Last I checked, they weren’t hurting for recruitment.

DreamlandLividity ,

UK has almost no privately owned guns. US has more guns than people and its gun laws are nuts.

Ignisnex ,
@Ignisnex@lemmy.world avatar

UK leading by example then. But riddle me this, how often is a firearm needed for an officer doing their everyday duties? Traffic stops, patrols, responding to calls. How often is it explicitly needed to be actively carrying a loaded firearm to a inherently non violent situation before having assessed it? I honestly have no idea. Is the expectation in the US that you’ll just get straight up murdered for doing your job? Is that how you guys live?

Soggy ,

That’s the gist of what they’re taught, yeah. It shouldn’t take much digging to find “training” videos that are essentially: cop walks up to man in parking lot, man pulls a knife and lunges at cop instantly. The moral? Everyone is ready to kill you.

DreamlandLividity ,

How often do you need your seatbelt? Should you still wear it anyway? And there are situations when wearing a seatbelt can kill you where you would survive without it.

The idea is the same with cops. A properly trained cop carying a weapon all the time would be safer overall by being able to react to violent situations while not posing a threat in non-violent ones. The issue is how incredibly undertrained most US cops are.

And yes, if they are not sufficiently trained, they should not carry a gun period. Not in their car, not anywhere.

ryathal ,

Police should have access to weapons, but they should be locked in the car and require remote unlock when they actually need them.

originalucifer ,
@originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com avatar

Or maybe leave them to trained professionals they can call for support.

ryathal ,

That might work in cities with a reasonable response time.

Kbobabob ,

Or maybe just fucking train them. 6 months is supposed to be enough? You need more than that to cut someone’s fucking hair.

originalucifer ,
@originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com avatar

the police training in the united states is a complete disaster.

theres no standardization, no requirement for any kind of conformity. you have random contractors and "state schools" teaching officers that every interaction with anyone, ever is a threat to their life. seriously.

they actively reject 'students' who question questionable practices. they reject people who test 'too intelligent'.

the entire system is designed to attract, and keep the worst kind of people.

ShepherdPie ,

The problem is they attend conferences that brainwash them into thinking that every person they interact with is seconds away from pulling a machine gun out of their pocket and mowing them all down. To make things worse, their word is also treated as gospel by a large portion of the population so generic terms like “I feared for my safety” (along with qualified immunity) is all they need to avoid any sort of accountability.

LadyAutumn , in Outrage in Seattle after ‘raids’ of several gay bars citing ‘lewd conduct’ laws
@LadyAutumn@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Wow, 60 years on and they’re still raiding gay bars. Can’t express how profoundly depressing that is.

doctorcrimson , in Charles Littlejohn: Man who stole and leaked Trump tax records sentenced to 5 years in prison

Pretty damn fast compared to how long its taking to prosecute Trump.

PrettyLights ,

…because the leaker plead guilty. If he went to trial this would have taken longer.

Does no one read the article or understand basic legal processes?

doctorcrimson , (edited )

Technically the pleading guilty part is also in the footer below the post for users on desktop, but I was making a statement about due processes rather than complaining Charles case was too quick. Kind of akin to how a person mentions the beauty of the colors of clouds or the dread incurred by a coming storm just for somebody else to come along and yell “…Obviously. Does nobody watch the forecast or understand basic meteorology?”

MrModule ,

So let me ask you something. What do you get out of this? Hanging around in places where you believe that all the people are wrong and foolish? Waiting for some comment that’s just low enough hanging fruit for you to know enough to have a basic response to, does this satisfy you? Your statement is no shit and your question is rhetorical. Do you just like standing in the middle of a crowd and screaming, denoting yourself separate and superior? Is this what you do online?

PrettyLights ,

I like to have a diversity of thought and thought the Fediverse of all places would be promoting that. Instead everyone lumps into tribes and follows groupthink without question.

I’ve been here since LW started and belong here just as much as anyone else.

KairuByte ,
@KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

A lot of people just want to be mad. This thread is full of people saying he should just be released, without realizing that if we release him because we happen to like the outcome, what’s that saying for the next person who wants to break the same law.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m as happy as everyone else that he did release the documents, but he broke the law to do it and knew the consequences when he did so. He knew this was a possibility.

Zoboomafoo ,

Surely outrage is a good substitute for the legal system?

Ranvier , in Trump unleashes Truth Social attacks against E Jean Carroll while in court

So during a trial to decide damage amounts for previously made defamatory statements, you launch into a bunch of new defamatory statements?

Bold move cotton, we’ll see how it plays out.

Nudding ,

You dropped this: (again)

dhork ,

He is banking on the publicity that making the additional defamatory statements will give him with his voting base. He is hoping that his re-election will at the very least stall all the proceedings against him, and he may even be able to quash some of them after re-election.

The more forceful he is at his defense, the more his supporters dig in. He doesn’t care about defying the court, because he hopes to make the court irrelevant.

Zoboomafoo ,

That or he’s hoping one of his supporters will assassinate out of stochasticiam

WashedOver ,
@WashedOver@lemmy.ca avatar

The more forceful he is at his defense, the more his supporters dig in. He doesn’t care about defying the court, because he hopes to make the court irrelevant.

Unfortunately the more I read from the right the more disturbing it is. I find they want blood and punishment for all the things they find wrong and they don’t want to have to deal with anything complicated again.

The most convenient lies will do and there is no use for courts as they are not extreme enough. Faces must be eaten. Sadly it will be some of theirs too.

Feathercrown ,

Sadly? The more grifters go down the healthier the system is

homesweethomeMrL ,

She can do this all decade long you stupid orange rapist. 5 Million. 20 Million. 100 Million. 300 Million. Keep it coming you idiot fuck.

jeremyparker ,

If she’s the one that breaks him we will finally have proof of the inmate goodness of the universe

dream_weasel ,

“Inmate” lol

That’s an amusing typo in this context.

ThrowawayInTheYear23 , in Texas "physically barred" Border Patrol agents from trying to rescue migrants who drowned, federal officials say
@ThrowawayInTheYear23@lemmy.world avatar
Burn_The_Right ,

Very much yes. And this time, let’s complete the work.

shani66 , (edited )

Yes. I live in a southern shithole and i’d completely get it if America decided to bomb the entire place into a parking lot with no warnings.

Bernie_Sandals ,
@Bernie_Sandals@lemmy.world avatar

No, please, bomb it into something other than a parking lot at least. The south already has way too fucking many of those.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

America has invested a lot into bomb technology but we don’t have one yet that will bomb something into, say, a library.

captainlezbian ,

Can we bomb it into a forest?

AngryCommieKender ,
drbluefall ,

Could we bomb it into affordable housing?

digeridoo ,

We should have reconstructed harder…

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