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The irony of using Apple products, thinking “Private” means “private”.

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Bruh, there’s no brand whoring from me here. We’re all products. Simmer. Bruh.

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Yeah… It’s genuinely sad. 🤷🏽‍♂️😅

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Propaganda?

I mean, fuck Drumpf into a hole with his own arms, but this is still BS.

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Eh. I’ll be there when AOC’s on the ballot.

edit: FFS, y’all are trigger-happy. I’m voting like my life depends on it — because it very likely will, and anyone who thinks otherwise is selling you something. I’m forced to vote for anyone who won’t immediately deport/murder/imprison me or my community. I’ll BE THERE when AOC is on the ballot. Fucking simmer, people.

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That’s not at all what I “mentioned”, but A for effort, citizen.

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Now, that’s clever. 🤪

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No. They are fucking not. Fuck off with this bullshit.

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Calling it “news” is disingenuous and helps no one, mind you.

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Can we have a do-over? The sun was in his eyes. (I mean, he was staring at it, but still.)

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He just might shit himself. Before 10am. Again. A fourth time.

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I fuckin’ hope so. 🤞🏽

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Also, Witcher has some heart-punch right-in-the-feels moments in side quests, FFS. 😶 Even when you’re purposely avoiding what you know is gonna be an emotional wringer in a prominent quest line, they cut ya while you’re wandering around? Genius. Damn. 🤌🏾🙇🏽‍♂️

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Similar to the water:piss ratio regarding (US?) swimming pools, insofar as the knowledge that the “nostalgic” smell of swimming pools is not the comforting presence of chlorine so many believe it to be, and is in fact the confirmation of a volume of piss in the water that is rapidly nearing the extent of said chlorine’s capacity to neutralize (sapped also by ceaseless sunshine & innumerable contaminants hitching rides on patrons’ oblivious meatsacs).

In short: if you smell “pool”, someone(s) have pissed in it. A lot.

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Good tip, though the water:piss ratio still stands.

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Nope, too much piss. Also, “peed while in the bathtub together” is a bit too far, and that’s not even including possible eye contact. To illustrate: what simple thing makes eating a banana in public creepy/hot? Eye contact. You do you, but stay outta my tub.

At party's convention, GOP sticks to the message that migrants are dangerous in spite of facts (www.latimes.com)

In the wake of the attempted assassination, Trump’s campaign messaging continued undeterred, casting immigrants as the source of violence in the United States. Yet the shooting that left Trump with an injured ear was allegedly committed by someone who fits the typical profile of perpetrators of targeted violence — a young,...

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When have facts gotten in the way of the GOP?

(Except for when Grindr crashes under traffic spikes during their convention in Chicago, ofc. Those pesky facts frustrated just about all of 'em.)

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Be nice to that dick. Nobody wants a 10ft dong around, so have some compassion. Let it get creative, at least. I mean, what else is it for, after all?

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Stuck*

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Has a shit grasp of logical fallacies, much less elementary logic

I’m European

Hunh. Did not see that coming.

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Hopefully, you’ll know that “stuck” is the correct term? 🤷🏽‍♂️

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Morphological dialectic momentum*

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Must be highly reflective then. Hunh.

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That seems exceedingly efficient for the system in place — and clearly lacking any consideration for the human element of that labor pool.

Bill Gates-backed startup makes ‘butter’ out of water and carbon dioxide (www.zmescience.com)

A California-based startup called Savor has figured out a unique way to make a butter alternative that doesn’t involve livestock, plants, or even displacing land. Their butter is produced from synthetic fat made using carbon dioxide and hydrogen, and the best part is —- it tastes just like regular butter.

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Wait. So a “butter star” is possible?

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And Musky’ll have a tantrum trying to race a croissant at it first.

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extra hardware plugged inside

That’s it, y’all. Go home. This thread was won before it had even begun.

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Your boy was a pustule in the first Matrix.

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Cradle*

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So many logical fallacies to unpack, and no formatting to assist in legibility? Nah, I’m good.

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Your argument is shit and you know it. Jog on.

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FFS. Are you 12?

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Is her badge a sticker?

Hawaii governor says Biden could decide within days whether to remain in the presidential race (apnews.com)

President Joe Biden could make a decision within days whether to remain a candidate for reelection, said Hawaii’s governor who participated in a recent meeting with Biden and other Democratic governors and whose family has known the president for years....

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Yeah, and they’ve not won since Carter.

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Really not the flex you think it is.

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Because, he knows we are all powerless against him.

Head of group responsible for Project 2025 threatens violence if people challenge their "revolution" (www.salon.com)

“And so I come full circle on this response and just want to encourage you with some substance that we are in the process of the second American Revolution, which will remain bloodless if the left allows it to be,” he said.

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Very few do, no matter the “side”, and those with the skills & training to do so all too often eat their own guns after the dust settles. In war, the only victors are the ones pushing pawns. Every single other creature is a victim to it, in one way or another.

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People never see they’re in the boiling pot. Or the crab bucket. Or the slaughter line. Or the prison-filling shame machine. Or the no-one-else-is-as-special-as-you ritual paint before the holiday sacrifice. Etc.

I still hold that the “Heroes Work Here” signs all over the Bible belt would be atop guillotines instead if there were any sense salvaging this “nation”. 🙇🏽‍♂️

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Hopefully, “pleasantly surprised” is code for “saved for frequent reading and future reference”. 😶

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So, Gizmodo’s trying to toady up to The Onion, now?

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Not this citizen here, though. This “tal” is a real patriot, sharing half-assed hopium around like smearing shit on his teeth and grinning at us all. 🤦🏼

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Not to mention that those tryhards going full weeboo on gatekeeping are ignoring various other “heretical” facts of sushi’s founding people, like: it’s fine to add just about anything you feel like to it. Oh, is krab™ in poor taste? What about ice cream? Snack chips? I mean, FFS, the Japanese have built a global reputation for taking a concept and improving on its efficiency or efficacy or both, all the while these scrote-bearded trogs are pinching their puds to dreams of katanas and isekai redemption. 🤪

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Do we have a ‘best of’ around here yet? 'Cause, damn. I’m in.

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Please, don’t call it that. It was, yes, technically “the president” at the time, but we don’t have to call it that anymore, or ever again — even when referring to that (not brief enough) period in history.

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because I refuse to subscribe to the world that needs them.

Can’t see that biting you in the ass, down the way.

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Yep, that tracks.

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“We” don’t get it at all, if we don’t want to.

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No, numeracy is when you goin’ around in public and ain’t got no clothes on.

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