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imPastaSyndrome , in Lay them on me

That’s not an insult it’s a curse

Insult:

Your elevator doesn’t quite go all the way up.

You have all the creativity and emotional intelligence of a manager

AnarchistArtificer ,

One that I like that is also a curse rather than an insult is “I hope the rest of your day is as pleasant as you are”

pseudo ,
@pseudo@jlai.lu avatar

This is both

xx3rawr ,

May your children grow up to be like the politicians you voted for.

Empricorn ,

No! Don’t inflict them on the rest of us!

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

You fight like a dairy farmer.

Andonno ,

How appropriate, you fight like a cow.

(because someone had to)

Empricorn ,

And you fight like a hen.

Bgugi ,

I don’t get what that’s supposed to mean… Wouldn’t dairy farmers tend to be more jacked than average?

Mr_Dr_Oink ,

Your elevator doesn’t quite go all the way up.

NEITHER DOES YOUR DICK! YOOOOOOOOOOO!

😜

captainjaneway , (edited ) in Whoops
@captainjaneway@lemmy.world avatar

The word “observed” has largely been conflated with human perception in the layperson’s understanding of quantum mechanics. When they were first experimenting with the dual slit experiment, they were simply trying to make measurements to predict where an electron might end up after entering one of the two slits. However they soon discovered that their measurements changed the behavior of the electron. That behavior has been denoted as an observation however observation is very vague.

It’s better to say “a measurement which causes a wave-function collapse” rather than an observation. When phrased that way, it feels a lot more explicit and it allows lay people like myself to ask the next question “what causes a wave function to collapse?”

Source: I just asked my physics PhD wife about this a couple nights ago and she did her best to explain it to me.

If anyone can explain what exactly causes the wave function to collapse, id appreciate it. Because I can’t understand anything I read online.

Also this meme checks out. A person could observe their CPU with the right conditions and instruments to cause a wave function collapse. But I believe a Qbit can reset its state no?

Korne127 ,
@Korne127@lemmy.world avatar

I’m sorry but what you describe pretty much sounds like… observed

captainjaneway ,
@captainjaneway@lemmy.world avatar

If you use your eyes, nothing happens. Most people think “observe” means they can just look at the experiment and expect it to change. That’s why so many people end up in metaphysics thinking their own perception has any impact on the outcomes of physical states. In reality, it makes no difference.

MoonJellyfish ,
@MoonJellyfish@lemmy.today avatar

To observe it you have to interact with it in some way. This mean in order to “see” it you need to shoot some photons at it or send some radio signals which will reflect. It all has an influence.

So the problem is not “observing” in in some philosophical sense. The problem is that you need to interact with it in order to “observe” it.

It’s the interaction that makes “wave function to collapse” not the fact that you observed it.

Lojcs ,

Perhaps the wave function always collapses no matter what, but the way it collapses changes? If there was no screen for the photons to interact with they’d continue to act like waves but since there’s a screen they collapse at some point on it dictated by the wave. And if you try to observe how they end up there you end up collapsing it earlier so where they go are dictated by the earlier state of the wave.

andros_rex ,

The Schrödinger equation is a multi variable second order partial differential equation. You end up with a “position operator” and a “momentum operator” (momentum is mass times velocity, so we focus on the velocity bit). Because of the way that taking a partial derivative works, you end up applying one you can’t get the other.

Idk that’s probably a terrible explanation (I got a C in that class lol), but it is really cool when you see how the math works.

DogWater ,

For a mathless explanation, I believe it’s because in the quantum world all the atoms that interact are part of the same system. That includes the ones that make up the instruments and the scientists themselves. If you put the photons in an experimental apparatus the results can change because the system is different. Meaning you can influence the waveform collapse simply by experimenting to try and understand it.

I hope that’s right I watch a ton of physics YouTube, so I hope I’m absorbing some of this stuff.

For more crazy shit, see how photons traveling across the universe cause the electron they originate from at the start and the electron they terminate at the end to agree to exchange that energy across space and time. It’s mind bending. From the photon perspective (at the speed of light) a journey across the cosmos is instantaneous. No time passes for the photon from its frame of reference.

On YouTube; PBS Spacetime, History of the universe, Alpha Phoenix, veritasium, cool worlds, astrum, vsauce

Corkyskog ,

Wait, what’s the math? At this point that may be way more useful to understand.

Chrobin ,

For that, you need Hilbert spaces, linear operators on them, a little spectral theory, …

Sharkwellington ,

☝️🤓

AngryCommieKender ,

“The wave function collapse is just this thing that happens, you know.”

-Gag Halfrunt

gmtom ,

☝️🤓

Chrobin ,

Many people are trying to give a definitive answer, and there are good theories, but honestly, it is still very much an open question. There are multiple interpretations and as people tend to do in popular science, some spread their opinion as a fact, but we don’t have one correct answer.

pipows ,
@pipows@lemmy.today avatar

I was not expecting a comment on a shitpost community to make quantum physics more clear to me

piecat ,

Say you were a spy, and you think there’s a laser guarding the largest diamond in the world.

There’s no way to detect if the laser is there without putting some form of matter in the way of the laser. Be it a hand, or spray bottle.

Now at the museum, a mist won’t set off the alarm, but you’re still reflecting some of the photons out of the beam and into your eyes. Otherwise you wouldn’t see the beam…

But for a quantum experiment, where we care about each individual photon, spraying a fine mist will affect the experiment. Sticking anything in that laser beam path will affect the measurement.

So how do you make a measurement without interacting? As far as we know, you can’t.

Churbleyimyam ,

That makes perfect sense

Viking_Hippie , in Gorillas are actually very gentle unless provoked by overpriced footwear or long lines for cheap beverages

All the people who are not choosing to chill with a usually calm intelligent mammal because “snakes will get out of your way” apparently don’t know shit about black mambas:

Skittish and often unpredictable, the black mamba is agile and can move quickly. In the wild, black mambas seldom tolerate humans approaching more closely than about 40 metres (130 ft)

When confronted, it is likely to engage in a threat display

During the threat display, any sudden movement by the intruder may provoke the snake into performing a series of rapid strikes, leading to severe envenomation

Give me a big strong dude intelligent enough to leave you alone after you’re demonstrated that you’re not a threat any day!

afraid_of_zombies ,

Couldn’t you just like go in an upstairs bathroom and just lock the door?

Viking_Hippie ,

Maybe, but that would work with the Silverback too 🤷

Regardless, 24 hours locked in a bathroom could be its own kind of hell tbh…

afraid_of_zombies ,

Meh that isn’t too far away from my life most days. Except I don’t have to wash dishes.

aidan ,

At least with the gorilla I’d feel safe sleeping after locking enough doors, can not say the same with the snakes.

brianorca ,

The snakes could go down the drain of a toilet in the other restroom, and come out inside your restroom.

afraid_of_zombies ,

I am sick of these mother fucking snakes in the mother fucking bathroom

JonEFive ,

I’m an tired of these mother fucking mambas in this mother fucking mall

MightyGalhupo ,

I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING BATHROOM

n3m37h ,

Malls have food, I’d be that gorillas personal chef for 24 hours

kazren ,

That was my thought. Me and my new best friend are going to learn to make pretzels! Together!

PatMustard ,

Turns out the prompt wasn’t for a survival horror but a buddy movie

Iceman ,

From the same Wikipedia article:

The black mamba’s reputation for being ready to attack is exaggerated; it is usually provoked by perceived threats such as the blocking of its movements and ability to retreat.

Despite its reputation as a formidable and highly aggressive species, the black mamba attacks humans only if it is threatened or cornered.

itsprobablyfine ,

Good thing there’s no corners or enclosed areas in malls

Noodle07 ,

Yup, I’d feel much safer with a gorilla. But I’m stupid enough to try to befriend him with fruits lol

Viking_Hippie ,

As long as you’re careful about displaying submissive body language and not getting too close, the worst thing that could happen is probably that he gets to snack on fruit and ignores you 🤷

Probably have to REALLY know what you’re doing though lol

Holzkohlen ,

Just lock yourself in. Try finding a door that can withstand a gorilla tho.

Viking_Hippie ,

Try finding a door that can withstand a gorilla tho

The gorilla won’t even care that you’re there as long as you don’t get too close and act too aggressively. It’s definitely not going to hunt you down and break down the door to get to you unless its family is in there too or something like that.

Also, as I pointed out to the other one, being locked in a bathroom for 24 hours is its own kind of hell for some of us.

Besides, one of the snakes might be hiding in that bathroom and you won’t know until it’s too late. Silverback gorillas, on the other hand, are not known for stealth.

Potatos_are_not_friends ,

That’s true. I read gorillas require that you invite them in. Also they’re afraid of crosses and holy water.

Viking_Hippie ,

Nah, that’s lawyers you’re thinking of. Gorillas are the ones who howl at the moon and have been observed by Warren Zevon casually strolling around all over London.

Doombot1 , in Venus by Tuesday

The solution to global warming, then, is clearly to just set up a massive ring of fans all pointed in the same direction in a ring around the North Pole, to keep the jet stream going

Revan343 ,

Not the worst geoengineering idea.

Not a good idea, but I’ve heard worse

Doombot1 ,
Doombot1 ,
anton ,

That is the worst geoengeniering idea. whatif.xkcd.com/162/

jballs ,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

Outer space is a lot higher up than Niagara Falls,^[citation ^needed]

Lmao

Schadrach ,

Isn’t that literally just a thinly veiled Futurama reference? Like, there was an episode where planet Express was sent out to fetch ice from Haley’s comet to dump in the ocean to combat global warming which fails and they end up just pushing the earth farther away from the sun to cool things down?

swab148 ,
@swab148@startrek.website avatar

It’s mentioned in the article.

SpermHowitzer ,

Whoa whoa whoa, hold up: it’s NOT foreigners?!?

A_Random_Idiot ,

This will also fix the wind turbines using up the all the wind!

theUnlikely ,

Finally a solution! Now what to do about the turbines murdering whales?

NotMyOldRedditName ,

We should point those fans at the wind turbines so we can at least gather the power from fans! Why waste it!

m3t00 ,
@m3t00@lemmy.world avatar
Slovene ,

WIND TURBINES DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT!

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar
JimVanDeventer ,

I am in love with the elegance of this idea that would not work even a little bit. Occam, eat your heart out.

FlyingSquid , in Glad it's almost over
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I solve this problem by not writing a book and masturbating.

ickplant OP ,
@ickplant@lemmy.world avatar

At the same time‽

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Yes. It is very easy to masturbate while not writing.

Gork ,

Easy for you to say. I struggle with this.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I’ll send you a pamphlet.

dependencyinjection ,

Bro. I swear to god me, you, and a user called “the piccard manoeuvre” are like the only three users on here.

Like I see y’all everywhere. I had discussions with you in many places at this point.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I have a lot of free time at the moment, although that’s going to end next year.

MajesticSloth ,
@MajesticSloth@lemmy.world avatar

Will you still have time to masturbate while not writing?

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

It won’t be November anymore, so what’s the point?

dependencyinjection ,

What happens next year?

You don’t have to share. Just curious is all.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

My daughter starts a new online school program and I have to be a “learning coach” which basically means I have to keep an eye on her during the school day and help her when she needs it.

dependencyinjection ,

Ah nice. It’s nice to have something to do like that.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I think it will be very difficult, but rewarding. Going down to a single income sucks, but she had to be taken out of school because of some serious bullying. I just hope this will make her happier.

dependencyinjection ,

You sound like a great person. I’m sorry that your daughter had to go through bullying and even worse, she is the one that has to change her life.

I wish you both success.

You’re right, it’s a terrible time to drop to a single income.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Thanks, I really appreciate it. Have a good holidays!

clearedtoland ,

This thread went longer and more serious than I could’ve imagined at the outset. Glad I stuck with it! Congrats on the mod role (maybe I’m late to notice?).

Sorry to hear about your daughter and income situation. Kids, and the parents that raise them that way, can be such di**s.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Thanks for all of that. The mod thing was a surprise to me. One day, I was a mod. No one asked me. And that thread is getting dangerously close to the maximum number of posts Discourse allows.

jballs ,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

I hear you can save a lot of time by writing Lemmy comments while masturbating.

AngryCommieKender ,

I’m here too, as well as VikingHippie

Denvil ,

Only 3 users? Don’t you count us lurkers out, we’re here too. We’re always here… always.

dependencyinjection ,

It just I notice those other names a heck of a lot.

Zink ,

Some of the meme gods of !risa will grace other communities with their fire hose of content.

nixcamic ,

The Picard manoeuvre is everywhere, don’t know if I’ve ever seen you guys.

lugal ,

So that’s your trick, you write pamphlets instead of book, I see. I’ll try that next time

drew_belloc ,
@drew_belloc@programming.dev avatar

Impossible, i’ve tried so hard and still wrote at least a 3 pages story

M137 ,

Or you could solve it by nut writing a book. Make it a two birds, one stone thing, but more like “many nuts, one book”

HerbalGamer ,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

technically invisible ink

kenblu24 ,
@kenblu24@lemmy.world avatar
Sondermotor ,

There’s a 50k word novel that doesn’t use the letter E. Doubling the word count while only using A, C, G, T, & U is on another level.

Maddie , in The pick-up artist
@Maddie@sh.itjust.works avatar

Guy is shooting his shot at a 40-way

snipe_at ,
@snipe_at@lemmy.world avatar

guy shooting his shotgun

Classy ,

Lemmy has so much fewer comments than reddit, but goddamn do they hit here lmao. Second comment in ten minutes to almost make me choke on my dinner

L4rr ,

Because it spreads, or because he committed Kurt Cobain?

Assman ,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

Casting a wide net, as they say

flerp ,

Big mistake not hanging around to at least test the waters after a few replies

spacesweedkid27 , in They won't teach you this in Drivers Ed

That’s the clutch and break you fucking idiot.

chuckleslord ,

It’s a brake, you fucking idiot

0ops ,

I needa take a brake from the internet, you fucking idiots

elscallr ,
@elscallr@lemmy.world avatar

I need to fuck an idiot, you brakes

bustrpoindextr ,

I’m an idiot you fucking breaks

Snowpix ,
@Snowpix@lemmy.ca avatar

You idiot, I’m a fucking brakes

bustrpoindextr ,

Breaks a I’m you idiot fucking

SnipingNinja ,

I need to fuck an idiot in breaks

spacesweedkid27 ,

Fuck you, I will break (your skull open with an axe)

Rolive ,

Give me a fucking break you idiots.

200ok , in Hmmmmmm 🤔🤔🤔🤔
A_Very_Big_Fan ,

ty for ur service

menemen ,
@menemen@lemmy.world avatar

“Culinary career” means working at Burger King?

ShitOnABrick OP ,
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

What a exiteing career path

ShitOnABrick OP ,
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar
ShitOnABrick OP ,
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar
darcy , in Immune to marketing
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

the article is propaganda btw! many autistic people are still affected by marketing and the like! NO ONE IS IMMUNE

ozmot ,

There’s no one a con man loves more than someone who thinks they’re too smart to be conned.

newIdentity ,

People who think they’re immune to ads are the most vulnerable to ads.

MonkderZweite ,

Yes, no one is immune to propaganda in the sense of misinformation.

Ads on the other hand… The often quoted subconscious working of ads just doesn’t work on me: i choose my müesli based on parameters (like texture, taste,…), not on whims! So ads go on one side in, out on the other.

byroon ,

Have you considered those ads simply aren’t targeted at people like you but at the mainstream instead? And that you may well still be susceptible to adds targeted at your kind of mindset?

MonkderZweite ,

Have you considered those ads simply aren’t targeted at people like you but at the mainstream instead?

Yes, that’s what i said?

And that you may well still be susceptible to adds targeted at your kind of mindset?

You mean ads for products i would choose based on my need and their qualities? Gladly. But im rather careful with my privacy and see ads only on the street, so there’s that.

Don’t get buthurt so easily.

newIdentity ,

It’s called subconscious for a reason. You aren’t concous about it.

How do you know that you choose your muesli based on parameters, when things like taste are influenced by the brand and design of the package. No this is not a joke and there actually have been studies on this.

www.sciencedirect.com/…/S0950329312002364

MonkderZweite , (edited )

I’m aware of that effect and it doesn’t matter for me.

newIdentity , (edited )

Preconcusness isn’t the subconscousness but only things that you aren’t councious of right now but that could be brought into consciousness

It literally isn’t the same thing

Edit: they edited their comment and now my comment doesn’t make sense anymore. They said that the unconscious is an outdated term and we should rather use preconousness and that they are way more conscious about everything than everyone else.

MonkderZweite ,

and that they are way more conscious about everything than everyone else.

I didn’t say that.

newIdentity ,

Yeah, sorry I mean about ads. I only recite it from my memory

newIdentity ,
MonkderZweite ,

Habe ich nicht gesagt. Nur, dass dieser spezifische Typ bei mir nicht funktioniert.

newIdentity ,

Ads on the other hand… The often quoted subconscious working of ads just doesn’t work on me

Schau dir am besten das Video an, fallst du das noch nicht getan hast

HelixDab2 ,

You buy your muesli…? You know you can make it cheaply and easily, right?

schmorpel ,

Another side effect of ads: you think you want Muesli for breakfast, not soup or fried egg.

MonkderZweite ,

Nah, i just can’t stomach more in the first few hours.

Johanno ,

Did you make a blind test on your Müsli? Get several different brands and eat them blind.

MonkderZweite ,

There’s health a big consideration, since it’s something almost daily. So 5-corn with wholewheat flakes and fruit it is. Next convenience store has only one brand of it.

Johanno ,

Ok if dug that deep into details there is no need for a test.

MonkderZweite ,

What “detail”. Average 20’s to 40’s person cares too less for their health and are then suffering and expensive when they get old.

Johanno ,

Well I don’t care about my food that much that I choose my cerial on most healthy option. I eat what I want when I feel like it. As long as I don’t eat only unhealthy food this should work out. And if I get to 100 or only 80 because of tthat I don’t care.

pimento64 ,

NO ONE IS IMMUNE

Sorry but I’m built different

V0lD ,

Hellen Keller?

darcy ,
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

braille marketing

MindSkipperBro12 ,

Speak for yourself

puts on the blue cap

darcy ,
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

not the kind of blue cap i first thought of when i saw this notification

brygphilomena , in Shirley you cant be serious!

That’s not a menu! That’s a QR code!

So I threw it on the ground

DocBlaze ,

and then said, That’s no QR code, that’s my wife!

Sorry wait, I’m getting it mixed up with an old boomer joke my neighbor used to tell.

Sotuanduso ,

So then the bartender says “Sorry, we don’t serve QR codes here.”

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

The moral of the story is

You can’t trust the system!

Man!

(Very Lemmy take, there)

KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX ,
@KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX@lemmy.ml avatar

My dads not a menu.

STRIKINGdebate2 , in I feel superior
@STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

Ever since I quit reddit I have become irrestable to the opposite sex. I’ve gotten so many bitches.

EherVielleicht OP ,

Congratulations!

Tischkante ,

I didn’t, but my mind likes me now.

cazsiel ,

The same sex too uwu

Squids ,

Touché

Mantis_Toboggan , in Man behind viral dress to stand trial charged with trying to kill wife
@Mantis_Toboggan@lemmy.world avatar

I feel like we should put a rest to the term “breaking the internet.”

Am I the only one here completely out of the loop?

nomadwannabe ,

Yeah nothing viral has really ever broken the internet.

Ellen Degenerate’s Oscar tweet sort of broke Twitter briefly, I can’t think of much else.

SpaceNoodle ,

There was that CDN that went down a couple years ago, that literally broke the internet briefly

LegendofDragoon ,
@LegendofDragoon@kbin.social avatar

Laurel

KnightontheSun ,

…aaand hearty handshake!

countstex ,
@countstex@feddit.dk avatar

You’d do it for Hedy Lamarr!

ElBarto ,

BRAINSTORM

Holyhandgrenade ,
@Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world avatar

On the same topic, the Will Smith/Chris Rock Oscar slap pretty much saturated the internet for a few days

VikingHippie ,

True, but the point is that didn’t break it

rynzcycle ,

Which is less impressive considering a gentle breeze can break Twitter now.

nbafantest ,

Facebook fucking up their BGP 2 years ago broke the internet for like 1/3 of the world

LiveLM ,

Nowadays Twitter breaks itself spontaneously, no celeb needed

LemmynySnicket ,

Does Elon musk not count as a celeb? Because he was definitely needed to break twitter.

Ddhuud ,

Definitely doesn’t count. There’s famous, and then there’s infamous.

sndrtj ,

Ellen was also quite infamous among her crew.

Ktheone ,

And Gangnam style broke the youtube view counter too, but your point stands

outer_spec ,
@outer_spec@lemmy.studio avatar

A Homestuck flash broke Newgrounds once

basxto ,
@basxto@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

The internet never breaks, it only splits

Diprount_Tomato , in Don't worry. Be happy. 🙃
@Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world avatar

Love how they always say “the experts” but never mention what fucking experts they are.

Give me some names instead of just saying “some expert said it”

thatsTheCatch ,

To be fair, they usually say which experts in the article. Just nobody reads the articles 🙈

Metal_Zealot ,
@Metal_Zealot@lemmy.ml avatar

The “Experts” are flying all over the world in their private jets, emitting more pollution than I do in a year

ubermeisters ,
@ubermeisters@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t think most people who qualify as experts on this matter are doing that in the slightest… but ok buddy. Let’s group the politicians and scientists together then?

Metal_Zealot ,
@Metal_Zealot@lemmy.ml avatar

Cuz scientists are immune to moral corruption? Anyone can be bought, man

Yendor ,

The whole point of the scientific method is that it’s self-correcting. Corrupting one scientist doesn’t matter because the scientific consensus will show that they’re wrong.

But corrupt one (or a few) politicians and you can get laws changed for your benefit.

spfhaar ,

How and why? They are usually professors who regret not taking a well-paying job from some company.

assassin_aragorn ,

Greta Thunberg probably does too, with all the places she speaks and demonstrates at. I’m not going to take issue with it though because her whole thing is advocacy and protest. Just the same, I’m not going to take issue with scientists going to conferences, where they discuss the latest climate science and green technologies and projections, and issue joint statements calling for changes.

kingdel ,
explodicle ,
  1. Mr. Gotcha
  2. These aren’t the scientists telling you that you’ll just get used to the heat.
assassin_aragorn ,

This isn’t meant to be a gotcha. And the experts are certainly scientists of some kind, or in medicine. The article itself clearly isn’t, and if they’re being genuine it was in very poor taste. The headline should’ve been about ways to cope with the heat, not about how we’re about to adapt to heat. The latter has unsaid connotations.

My point is that you shouldn’t discount the scientific experts based on air travel. The other “experts” can go fuck themselves though

buckykat ,

It’s always some think tank ghoul

Annoyed_Crabby ,

It’s a catch-all term from professional to nutcase lol.

todd_bonzalez , in poni

Fun fact: Horses can’t vomit.

vetscope.vet/discussions/629

MHanak ,

What are we looking at then?

Klear ,

Horse eating. The photo is played backwards.

Katana314 ,

I’m just picturing a horse walking up to hay and activating VACCU-SUC mode

jaybone ,

How do you play a photo?

Klear ,

Forwards, usually. Just not in this case.

jaybone ,

You play records on a phonograph, maybe you can play photos on a recordgraph?

morrowind ,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

AI pic

tjsauce ,

The motion blur is too good, as well as the surrounding geometry. Then again, AI pics are getting more realistic

morrowind ,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

The motion blur is what is most characteristic of AI. Also the horses lack of shadow, the nonsense text on signs, the fact that there’s a horse in a convenience store.

tetris11 ,
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

Eh it could just be really diffuse lighting in the store. The horse looks real enough under the light, as does the sandy vomit.

I think what gives it away is the weird cola shelving and the strange purple light fixture

CanadianCarl ,

And the fact that everyone pointed out that horses can’t vomit. Which I just learned.

tetris11 ,
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

same, but if a horse could vomit, I can imagine it would have that look and consistency, albeit hopefully not so much volume

again, the only fake looking part of the image for me are the background items

deranger ,

Obviously it’s a vampiric horse, hence no shadow.

door_in_the_face ,

It may be the exact moment that the horse tears open a bag of grain, spilling it’s contents. Not sure though.

MarcomachtKuchen ,

That seems like a huge design error. Who’s responsible for this?

Snowclone ,

In the wild they spend most of their day running. That action would make them throw up consistently, so they developed the ability to not throw up.

KillingTimeItself ,

the entirety of the horse is a design error, ever wonder why they sleep standing up?

eager_eagle ,
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KillingTimeItself ,

maybe he was just chilling

RecluseRamble ,

There’s a German saying about that: “Ich hab schon Pferde kotzen sehen” (I’ve seen horses vomit) implying you’ve seen everything, even the impossible.

Samsy ,

An equivalent to flying pigs?

Blyfh ,

That would be “Wenn Schweine fliegen (können)”. It’s a literal translation.

froh42 ,

Ich habe Dinge gesehen, die ihr Menschen niemals glauben würdet. Gigantische Schiffe, die brannten, draußen vor der Schulter des Orion. Und ein rosa fliegendes Schwein, genannt Pupsi, im Kino, nahe meiner 6-jährigern Tochter.

froh42 ,

RFC 1925 (3) With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. However, this is not necessarily a good idea. It is hard to be sure where they are going to land, and it could be dangerous sitting under them as they fly overhead.

paschko_mato ,

Das hab ich ja noch nie gehört. Wo kommst du her?

Samsy ,

Direkt aus einer Wendy Zeitschrift.

MojoMcJojo ,

What about giraffes?

Wogi ,

Giraffes vomit constantly and on purpose.

Then they chew it again and swallow it. Because 4 stomachs just isn’t enough.

dogsoahC , in We cater any event!

We really should start celebrating T u e s d a y s.

Num10ck ,

Tuesdays are the most productive day of the week. Not a time for celebration, its business time.

dogsoahC ,

All the more reason to reduce productivity. Flatten the curve, lower expectations. Tuesday is the scab of weekdays. The other days need to strike.

5714 ,

German Tuesday (Dienstag) roughly translates as duty-day (Dienst-Tag), probably not etymologically, but still.

dogsoahC ,

Etymologically, it derives in some way from the Norse-Germanic war god Tyr (akin to French “mardi”, “day of mars”, ig).

5714 ,

Ah yes, the war day. I wonder how many wars started on a Tuesday?

VonReposti ,

I know that World War I started on a Tuesday so that’s 50% of all world wars right there.

psychonova ,

could we celebrate wednesdays instead? tuesdays are my weekly catered drug intervention with my mother.

Routhinator ,
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Throw a dead horse into the mix and we have a party.

billwashere ,

You really can’t beat a dead horse as a reason for a party.

afraid_of_zombies ,

It wasn’t Tuesday it was T u e s d a y. I am assuming it’s like a normal Tuesday but in some uncanny valley creepy form.

psychonova ,

my bad! on T u e s d a ys i’m actually totally free so

NikkiDimes ,

I heard that line in Bill Wurtz voice for some reason

flicker ,

Truly the voice of several generations.

Excrubulent ,
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That comment is basically a whole Bill Wurtz song.

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