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Kolanaki , in Pray for their safety
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Escalators can never be temporarily out of order. They can only be temporarily stairs.

HerbalGamer ,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar
  • Mitch Hedberg
isthingoneventhis ,

Or a temporary chainsaw from hell. That one clip of the one absolutely shitting the bed will haunt me.

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Link?

isthingoneventhis ,

You could probs google it and find it pretty readily, something like ‘escalator failure reddit’ or that. It’s like mall footage of an escalator that has motor failure or something and because it’s… well really heavy it basically it snaps at some point and just rips down with people just falling into the pit where the inner parts stay underneath.

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Oh I think I know that one. Based on the previous comment, I thought it got sent into overdrive and was going hella fast that it may as well be a chainsaw lol

isthingoneventhis ,

Well no, chainsaw is an exaggeration, I think it’s more of an extruder or meat grinder when one gets caught in it. Thaaaaat one is nsfl and will forever remain a blue link 😬

Ookami38 ,
beebarfbadger ,

The scene you’re probably thinking of is from one of the Final Destination movies. Not sure I’d count those as the most solid of evidence.

carpelbridgesyndrome ,

As somone who has been on a broken escaltor that was not safe, the breaks can fail and then you have a big problem. Granted I’m not dead and didn’t lose any limbs but degloving is still not something I’d like to risk.

isthingoneventhis ,

C. C I’m not sure what you’re talking about, I don’t watch those movies and the one I’m thinking about was from (iirc) an asian mall CCTV recording or something to that effect.

Ookami38 ,

Yeah it was a Chinese woman and her child. I linked it further up, but from the sounds of it maybe don’t go looking for my link lol

Ookami38 ,

They could also be referring to the time a woman threw her child clear from a failing elevator and then got promptly consumed. Happened in China.

Edit to add:

Could also be this one. Turns out there’s a lot of incidents of people being monched.

ImmaculateTaste ,

This is fked up. Never knew this was possible

Ookami38 ,

A lot of people don’t! Escalators are big toothed conveyor belts, with a human-friendly box around it, basically. The mechanisms break down, and there’s a chance that box fails and you meet teeth.

ImmaculateTaste ,

Wdym box

Ookami38 ,

The human-safe “box” that surrounds the man eating machinery. The part you as a human actually interface with

ImmaculateTaste ,

U mean the stairs that you step on?

Ookami38 ,

Yes, that is what I am describing. And the railing, the bits that keep you from being pulled around the turns for the stairs…

ImmaculateTaste ,

What turns 😭💀

Ookami38 ,

The turns at the top or bottom, where the stairs retract and go back around the loop

ImmaculateTaste ,

i don’t even want to think about that, that’s horrible

ImmaculateTaste ,

i think imma take the elevator instead

Ookami38 ,

Yeah, man. Fun fact about elevators, in the exceedingly unlikely event of the elevators like, 600 redundancies to keep it from ever entering a free fall all fail, the elevator still most likely won’t fall fast enough to seriously injure you. The air in the shaft has nowhere to go as the elevator falls, making it compress and act as a brake. Definitely prefer the elevators.

ImmaculateTaste ,

Thank you for curing my new found esclator fear

LEONHART ,

Sorry for the convenience!

(R.I.P. Mitch)

kogasa ,
@kogasa@programming.dev avatar

Graceful degradation. We can all learn from its example.

Strykker ,

I know it’s a quote, but if the brakes failed on an escalator then yes it would be unusable even as stairs, however you wouldn’t be stuck on it at that point, you’d be in a pile at the bottom.

Brickhead92 ,

Or possibly crushed, which some would agree is worse.

Rubanski ,

Escalator accidents are gruesome

Ziglin ,

But their stair form may go out of order under extreme conditions.

MxM111 , in You may want to sit down

With such biceps, this “little girl” needs no protection from a Satan.

electrogamerman ,

thats a leg

EvilTwin , in Now this is how you conduct a poll.

The moon landing was faked.

NASA got Kubrick to direct, and being a perfectionist, he insisted they shoot on location.

Sanity_in_Moderation ,

They’ll save money on catering.

uphillbothways , in Organic, huh?
@uphillbothways@kbin.social avatar

Copper sulphate is a listed "organic" fungicide despite not having any carbon atoms.

Gork ,

Heresy!

Hupf ,
Siethron ,

I’ve seen “Organic” salt.

that doesn’t have Carbon, Hydrogen or Oxygen

pakrat ,

There is no such thing as organic salt…

qtj ,

Wouldn’t the salts derived from organic acids like citric acid technically be organic salts? Like sodium citrates for example?

TragicNotCute , in Get her a publisher
@TragicNotCute@lemmy.world avatar

100% some adult in that house used that exact phrase, probably multiple times.

lugal ,

Those fucking parents

TexasDrunk ,

She may have been to my parents’ house. There’s an attack squirrel that lives in their oak tree and throws acorns at the dogs so that phrase gets uttered often.

fine_sandy_bottom ,

I think that’s the joke.

Hegar , in Loading like a 90's dell computer
@Hegar@fedia.io avatar

This is called parsing - your brain processing the speech sounds into meaning. That feeling of suddenly realizing what was said is your brain needing a little extra time to parse.

This can happen for lots of reasons. One time my sister in law was so grumpy that my brain struggled to parse what she was saying because the tone and words were so mismatched.

peopleproblems ,

Heh. Like a 90s dell computer analysing a string for certain characters.

zea_64 ,

Still beats C++ parsing speed.

jaybone ,

Was your sister in law stuck in a dryer?

lauha , in Help me out here

If by immediate you mean in govermental decision making scale i.e. couple of weeks or months then I once saw a guy being an actual decent person to be around without expecting anything in return and he had no problem getting around.

STRIKINGdebate2 OP , (edited )
@STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

Nah. You see I stay in my room 23 and a half hours a day. What I would prefer is if they could be Lured to my room and then I say the thing and then we plow. Like your plan is good but I dunno. At a minimum, how long would this plan require me to be outside of my room for?

kamenlady ,
@kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

At least 10 more minutes

Technus ,

Well shit, that’s a non-starter then.

BeigeAgenda ,
@BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca avatar

Better order something inflatable then, it will probably be more accommodating, and I suggest you order a wide selection and some repair kits just to be sure.

Ithral ,
@Ithral@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Become a trapdoor spider, and leave a basket of Bed Bath and Beyond gift cards outside your door as bait?

Step two say ??? No idea what really. Maybe cross your fingers you have a shared interest and the whole kidnapping thing isn’t a big deal.

Step three be in a relationship, and probably learn to leave room more often.

Cryophilia ,

Yeah I know 3 different plus sized gamers who are happily married

RootBeerGuy , in Another mystery solved.
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

He’s just one big buoyant boy.

jettrscga ,

He looks badass from the top, but under the water his lil legs are paddling at full speed.

RootBeerGuy ,
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

That’s a paddlin’!

5C5C5C ,

My head canon for sea-based Kaiju is they have a sack of muscles somewhere inside their body that can expand a cavity, kind of like the diaphragm expands the lungs, except instead of taking in air or water it just creates a volume of vacuum inside of them. This makes them extremely bouyant relative to the surrounding sea pressure, so they rapidly ascend and can casually float like a boat near the surface.

But if they ever want to dive again, they just let that cavity collapse and all their bouyancy goes away.

TheFriar ,

I dunno. Seems a little unrealistic!

abfarid , (edited )
@abfarid@startrek.website avatar

To get unnecessarily scientific here, that wouldn’t change the overall density of the body, no? Even if there’s now a cavity with vacuum, the matter that was occupying that space just moved somewhere else within the volumes of the body and the overall density remained the same.
Now, if it pushed some matter out, air or water, and created a vacuum cavity, that might work. But I’m not an engineer, so correct me if I’m wrong.

5ibelius9insterberg ,

A hundred ton steel ship floats, a hundred ton steel block does not. Density equals weight per volume. If you increase the volume without increasing the weight, the density will go down.

abfarid ,
@abfarid@startrek.website avatar

Exactly my point, the volume doesn’t change in the example provided. Weight and volume stayed the same. We either need to expand Godzilla or it needs to eject some mass.

mossy_ ,

I hope you get cited when they put this dialog in the next movie

abfarid ,
@abfarid@startrek.website avatar

I just don’t know why I’m getting booed, I’m right.

Darkmuch ,

In the example he gave, he mentioned lungs expanding, so volume IS changing. Godzilla can shoot lasers in current lore. He could easily have some super compressed ballast tanks as organs that release pressure changing a whole slew of variables.

If Submarines have ballast tanks of 600 pounds of air at 3000 PSI, Godzilla can have his own magic organs that do crazy stuff.

abfarid , (edited )
@abfarid@startrek.website avatar

Expansion of lungs makes us float because our whole body expands significantly, relative to our small volume.
In the examples mentioned above, the organs creating vacuum are said to be “somewhere inside” the body. Vacuum or not, Godzilla needs to visibly swell to increase its volume and buoyancy, which we don’t observe.

The air in submarines is used for pushing the water out of tanks, so the principle is ejecting matter. If Godzilla were to use that approach, as I said before, it needs to eject something.

alberttcone ,

I think that it’s implicit that the volume of Godzilla would increase; we need to assume that the bounding layer has a degree of elasticity and that that the matter displaced by the flotation cavity will expand into that, reducing the net density.

Mighty Godzilla, with power untold

Rises through the waves; his powers unfold

Hidden muscles in clever design

Create a new chamber as they realign

Inflating his body, a titanic display

Defying the depths, he floats up and away

No long bound by the oceans’s might

Godzilla soars, a triumphant sight!

abfarid , (edited )
@abfarid@startrek.website avatar

Yes, that would work. But imagine the swelling, to give Godzilla that much buoyancy.

5C5C5C ,

Ordinary biomatter is very close to the density of water to begin with. That’s why having a little air in your lungs is enough to be the difference between sinking and floating.

If Godzilla’s biomatter under 1atm of pressure has a density close to water then being able to compress or expand an empty chamber inside his body by even just a tiny percentage of his ordinary overall volume could be the difference between floating at sea level or sinking to extreme depths.

Or if you prefer we can imagine that Godzilla gives himself a big ole booty when he needs to come up to the surface and make a mess of things.

abfarid ,
@abfarid@startrek.website avatar

First, let’s address the expansion of lungs, because you say “little air”, but in terms of volume, lungs are very big. On average, the volume of a human body is about 65 liters. When person fully exhales, the lung capacity is at about 1-1.5L; when expanded, it’s about 5-6L. Interpreted charitably, that’s roughly 8% percent of the entire human body volume. So realistically, expansion of the body by 8% is the difference between slowly sinking, and floating with the top of your skull (or roughly 1% of your body volume) peaking out of water.

Now, Godzilla, on the other hand, has like 80% of his body above water. Can you imagine, the amount of expansion that needs to happen for that much buoyancy? That’s pufferfish territory.

So no, a “tiny percentage” increase in body volume driven by empty chamber “inside” his body would not be enough.

5C5C5C ,

You’d be right if the cavity is only compressing other organs inside the body without changing the overall volume, but I don’t know why you seem to insist on making that assumption.

I thought it would be clear from my original description, via the analogy with lungs, that the cavity would not squish the internal organs but rather expand the overall volume of the body.

abfarid , (edited )
@abfarid@startrek.website avatar

I made that assumption because lungs aren’t really inside, they are pretty close to the surface, so they are easy to expand. If they were inside, they would have to push other organs away.
And regarding increasing the overall volume of the body, I addressed that in another comment. Basically, Godzilla would have to visibly swell by a lot, to have that much buoyancy.
It could be that the swelling is only in the underwater part, but then Godzilla would tip over with any slight movement, because the center of mass would be way above water.

5C5C5C ,

“Lungs aren’t really inside” is not an argument that I thought I’d be confronted with.

If you find that your lungs are not inside your body then I urge you to seek immediate medical attention.

abfarid ,
@abfarid@startrek.website avatar

At this point, you’re just trying to ridicule me over my choice of words and not actually trying to interpret them in the context that you yourself set:

they have a sack of muscles somewhere inside their body

Why mention “inside their body” if you didn’t mean “deep” inside? All organs are “inside” the body. Therefore, I interpreted your words meaning truly “internal” organs, that that don’t manifest themselves on visual inspection, like heart or bladder. Lungs, while technically inside, are peripheral and visibly expand - a critical distinction in this context.

So you specify “inside” and then mock my adherence to that framing, instead of addressing the core biomechanical issues being discussed.

snooggums ,
@snooggums@midwest.social avatar

Ducks and other waterfowl have the majority of their weight above the waterline. So do boats.

abfarid ,
@abfarid@startrek.website avatar

Yes, but birds are very light in general. Most of their volume is feathers and they have a low bone density to boot. As the result, they have a very hard time diving, and have to either dive at high speed or paddle really hard to stay underwater.

And regarding boats, it depends. Do you mean completely empty passenger boats? Then yes, their density is very low by design, because they are mostly empty on the inside. When fully loaded, a commercial cargo vessel, is 80-90% under water.

5C5C5C ,

You can’t prove that Godzilla’s bones aren’t hollow ballast tanks that can be emptied and filled as needed.

abfarid ,
@abfarid@startrek.website avatar

I can’t, and I wasn’t going to. My argument was never about what Godzilla can or can’t do, it was about physics. Specifically, that you can’t move stuff around internally, without changing volume significantly, to change buoyancy.

Deballasting bone cavities is definitely an option. But to achieve the levels of buoyancy displayed by Godzilla, they’d need to be truly massive. Or he’s using paddling in tandem to help itself stay above water, akin to what dolphins do to hold most of their body above water.

Also, you can’t squeeze bones, so Godzilla needs an organ that would force discharge that ballast. Like sacks of highly compressed air, which are used to push out the water completely. This is similar to what submarines do.

Instead of bones, we could also just use your approach with organs. Emptying sacks of water and filling them with air. But either way, we need to discharge ballast, as I was saying originally. It’s a limitation of law of physics, and not a limitation of Godzilla’s abilities.

Source: I have a bachelor’s degree in Maritime Transportation and Navigation. Which is basically a BSc on “how to buoyancy right”.

snooggums ,
@snooggums@midwest.social avatar

When fully loaded, a commercial cargo vessel, is 80-90% under water.

Hahaha, no.

While I can’t find a comparable article for cargo ships, cruise ships are 10% underwater. A fully loaded cargo ship can’t be more than 30% as they tend to be stacked far higher than the ship’s sides. Ocean waves would easily swamp a ship that was 80-90% underwater.

abfarid ,
@abfarid@startrek.website avatar

Don’t know what to tell you, man. You sound very confident, but I literally have a bachelor’s degree in Maritime Transportation and Navigation, and have served on several cargo vessels, as well as a couple of passenger ferries. I might have exaggerated with 90%, I’ll give you that, so take it down to 80%.

cruise ships are 10% underwater

As I said, those are usually mostly above water, to prioritize comfort. But even those are at least 30% underwater, with very low center of gravity. You can’t have a ship 90% above water; it would keel over. Except some heavyweight barges that have big surface area, I suppose.

A fully loaded cargo ship can’t be more than 30%

In fact, that’s about the least an empty cargo ship is underwater. Because when empty, cargo ships take ballast to prevent capsizing. Also the propeller is designed to be at least a few meters below water to be effective.

they tend to be stacked far higher than the ship’s sides

I think you’re focused specifically on container vessels. Those still have way more massive holds than the containers you see on deck.

Ocean waves would easily swamp a ship that was 80-90% underwater

Depending on the season and projected weather conditions, ships are leaded to a different extents. They have load lines for winter and summer. In summer, for certain cargo ships, the freeboard can sometimes be measured in centiliters. I remember being able to kneel on deck and reach the water with my hand. In heavy seas, the waves are constantly on the deck and the ship can handle it fine; you just don’t go there.

Ships often look deceptive about their draft, because you almost never see a ship truly empty. Even when not carrying load, they have a lot of ballast.

SoleInvictus , (edited )

This is further proof that for every statement made, no matter how whimsical, there exists at least one person online who will tell you that you’re wrong.

-The Earth revolves around the sun.
-Ackchyually, they all revolve around the galactic center…

-Godzilla floats by increasing his volume.
-Ackchyualllllly, his volume doesn’t increase because lungs are on the outside… (Wtf?!)

-Cotton candy is my favorite fair food.
-Ackkkkkkchyualllllllllly, my review of the last three years of your comment history proves your favorite fair food is not, in fact, cotton candy. I have gathered and will prove this with ten points. Point one: your childhood experience with Geoffrey the Giraffe suggests…

https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/pictrs/image/5b8f79a0-15c6-46d9-94b3-9d2562065170.jpeg

abfarid , (edited )
@abfarid@startrek.website avatar

Whimsical or not, there was a scientific misconception used in the statement, that I myself used to have as well. My only goal was to help dispel the misconception. Usually, Lemmy is quite welcoming to correction of scientific inconsistencies in sci-fi discussions. Idk what happened in this particular thread, but it went off the rails. All my statement got misconstrued and downvoted, despite me engaging in the discussion in good faith and being factually correct. Several people showed up, making incorrect or irrelevant statements and got upvoted.

Like your “lungs are on the outside” comment. Maybe you can explain to me, why am I being antagonized and intentionally misunderstood? Obviously I didn’t mean that lungs are on the outside, context matters. And I explained the context in another comment.

nonailsleft ,

My head canon for sea-based Kaiju is they have a sack

That’s all the explanation I need

HonoraryMancunian ,

It’s spelled ‘buoy’

ironhydroxide , in Did it hurt?

Five years ago this was valid. Hell even two years ago.

Today… You’re most likely to get a bullshit sales pitch disguised as a blog that doesn’t actually answer any question you asked but has one word in it from your question sentence.

Sabata11792 ,

There is one correct result and 60 million repost trying to grift.

herrcaptain ,

God, this is so infuriatingly true. A few months ago I searched for info on types of spiders in my province, because I wanted to learn more about my many housemates. All of the top links were SEO blog spam that were clearly duplicate pages rebranded for different keywords (something that Google’s algorithm used to penalize but apparently no longer gives a shit about). I know this because, no, black widows are not fucking native to Manitoba, Canada.

Not to mention that goddamn annoying way of writing that SEO blog spam uses where they are so obviously reaching for long tail keywords. My job used to involve some of this stuff back when the search engines pretended to care about good content - when you were at least nominally rewarded with page rank for content that read like it was written by a person with a soul. Now it’s just a wasteland of mechanical prose. There’s still good stuff being said out there, but good like finding it with a search engine.

SturgiesYrFase ,
@SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml avatar

Sorry my dude, but according to this they are.

There are two species of black widow spider in Canada: the western black widow found in parts of BC through to Manitoba (mostly restricted to areas close to the southern Canada-U.S. border) and the northern black widow in southern and eastern Ontario. On occasion, black widow spiders occur outside of their ranges by hitching a ride on produce such as grapes.

herrcaptain ,

Well, crap. Now I’m going to be irrationally afraid of a run-in with an illusive grape-riding Black Widow.

I did know about foreign spiders hitching a ride on produce. I just didn’t know that these dudes could take root in our cold wasteland. Nonetheless, thanks for the link!

SturgiesYrFase ,
@SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml avatar

No worries, if your heart is in decent shape, you’re actually not in much danger from a black widow, as far as I know. It’s mostly the elderly and the really young who die from their bites these days.

herrcaptain ,

Good to know. Nevertheless, I hope to never be in a situation where I get to find out. I’m guessing they’re suuuuper rare here. I checked the iNaturalist app and there were no observed sightings of either type mentioned in that article.

There’s probably just a colony in the back of a supermarket somewhere.

SturgiesYrFase ,
@SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml avatar

I’m from Vancouver, and there was definitely a few that lived out back of my dad’s house when I was a teen. TIL my dad’s house was a supermarket!

herrcaptain ,

I can see them surviving in the wild in Vancouver, but here in MB it regularly gets to -30 to -40 for several months in the winter. I’m not sure they’d like that too much.

That said, maybe your dad’s house is a supermarket. Does he have lots of food in it?

SturgiesYrFase ,
@SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml avatar

Well…he’s definitely a better cook than my mum, but I’d say more like regular amount of food?

SeekPie ,

I’ve found best search results with either DDG or Startpage, no ads, (probably) more private than Google.

tacosanonymous ,

People are having successes with Brave as well.

HappyFrog ,

The only thing I can applaud brave for is that they at least try to have their own web index.

PotatoesFall , in Just saying

Kanye is crazy racist and has been for a while, I don’t think anybody here disagrees

candyman337 ,

Emphasis on crazy

li10 ,

I don’t see the reason to give him any attention. What he says has no meaning, even he doesn’t understand it.

It’s a guy who’s bipolar and off his meds, there’s no argument or discussion to be had. Would you argue with a crazy homeless guy on the street?

Because that truly is the stage that he’s at, he just has the income to keep himself afloat.

Duamerthrax ,

We’re not the ones who are going to mimic him. His audience will use his words to rationalize their own bigotry. We need to pay attention to him because his audience will make themselves a problem.

growingentropy ,

The racists are going to be the vast minority of Ye’s audience. Statistically negligible. Some people are just surface-level low-intelligence beatheads who like the music.

R. Kelly had to go to jail to get people to stop listening to his music, and I don’t recall people advocating for pedophilia on his behalf.

some_guy ,

His meltdowns would be entertaining if they weren’t incredibly sad. I’m bipolar and have been in a manic state that would be deemed as detached from reality (usually just racing thoughts and insomnia; this one included delusions of persecution). He needs people in his life who can steer him towards help during these times and clearly has none or doesn’t listen to them.

jol , in Thanks

This sign certainly came to exist after some Karen was late and complained that the bus didn’t wait for her to arrive.

uranibaba ,

I picked up a package from the post office. They had a sign saying “ring the bell once for service, two or more for a weather report”. I image this has a similar back story.

jaybone ,

I don’t get it. Is this a play on whether they report to you or not?

I might have said “two or more to speak with our complaint department.”

MindTraveller ,

Customers only get service if they ring the bell once. If Karen comes and rings the bell ten times, Karen won’t get the service she wants. Instead she’ll get an inane conversation about the weather

uranibaba ,

It is as you said. But I don’t know if they will actually talk to Karen or just ignore her/him.

MindTraveller ,

her/him: exists

Them: look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power!

Leate_Wonceslace , in Problem solved
@Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I can’t fathom why anyone hates dandelions. The entire plant is edible and they’re a cute little flower.

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Some people are allergic to joy.

unreachable ,
@unreachable@lemmy.world avatar

joy is bitter killer

_cnt0 ,
@_cnt0@sh.itjust.works avatar

Not joy in general; just other people’s joy.

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Some people derive joy from seeing others suffer, that’s true.

DannyMac ,

Yeah, I don’t even get mad at them any more. They are hardcore survivors and proliferators, and will have a welcome haven in my lawn to piss off dick neighbors like in the post

BubbleMonkey ,

Did you know you can get them in pink and white?

Really piss off your neighbors!

Draedron ,

And they are amazing for bees

Somethingcheezie , (edited )

I heard their pollen doesn’t provide enough nutrients for the hive/queen. Specifically protein.

Here’s a link to neat bee article. Go pollinators!

www.gardenmyths.com/dandelions-important-bees/

Protein contains amino acids, and some of these amino acids are essential. That means the organism can not make them; they have to get them in food. Dandelion pollen is low in valine, isoleucine, leucine and arginine, essential amino acids for honey bees.

Dandelion is consider a poor quality source of protein for bees.

menemen ,
@menemen@lemmy.world avatar

Still better than short cut grass.

RememberTheApollo_ ,

That’s true, but it’s better than no flowers. I see this comment pop up pretty regularly in reference to dandelions as a source for pollinators as if eliminating the flower would be of little impact. Dandelions are one of the first flowers to show up for the pollinators, even if they don’t provide the best food for insects it’s still something, especially in sterile modern suburban landscapes. .

Somethingcheezie ,

That link lists the first foods for pollinators. Lots of things on that list which surprised me. We’re replanting our yard with native plants this year. If you like birds and wildlife this is the best way to attract them.

I also learned this year dandelions aren’t native to North America.

RizzRustbolt ,

That’s where clover and wild strawberry come in to play.

stebo02 ,
@stebo02@sopuli.xyz avatar

maybe they’re allergic to the pollen

frezik ,

They’re technically an invasive species in North America. Been around long enough now that they could maybe be considered native. If you’re looking to do a natural lawn in NA, though, you should probably still consider them a weed.

Leate_Wonceslace ,
@Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

That’s a good point, and I fact I keep forgetting. Probably because the people who typically take issue with them aren’t concerned about native species (if they were, they wouldn’t like the grass either).

jupiter_jazz ,

I saw a bunny once systemically behead a bunch of dandelions in an area. It was cute and scary.

0ops ,

Goats love dandelions. It’s like cocaine

FlyingSquid , in Believe what you see, not what you’re told
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I’m glad almost no one calls him a genius anymore.

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Only the same people who call Trump a genius do now.

random_character_a ,
@random_character_a@lemmy.world avatar

Just guessing that both geniuses sniff the same stuff. They seem to get same kind of shitfits.

knightmare1147 ,

My parents still do. They can’t fathom that a billionaire could be anything but a genius to aspire towards.

hessenjunge ,

Almost no one in your bubble/perception unfortunately. There are still lots of people that are only aware of him being a POS but still think he’s a genius.

UnderpantsWeevil ,
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

He’s clearly smart. That’s because he has a lot of money. Only smart people have money and the more money you have the more smarter you get.

Everythingispenguins ,

Fuck TIL I am dumb as a rock

UnderpantsWeevil ,
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t worry. Hit the slots and you might get smarter.

Holyhandgrenade ,
@Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world avatar

He tried really hard to be called the “real life Tony Stark” and he was successful until, idk, he fired his publicist? Whoever that was did a hell of a job making this moron look smart

GrundlButter ,

I bet that publicist quit the day he called the diver who rescued those kids in Thailand a “pedo guy”. That or he just got really lucky without a publicist for a long time until his opinions started being more important than his image or success.

Avatar_of_Self ,

If he didn’t have an unfiltered public forum, people would probably still think that he is some eccentric genius.

Naz ,

Remember, this is why your party needs the Bard. It’s not because of the Lute. ;)

BackOnMyBS , in As a leftist when I saw this post in twitter I had to be rushed to the hospital. My blood pressure read 2567 over 1547
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t get it. What’s the joke?

brown567 ,

Him

STRIKINGdebate2 OP ,
@STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

He is owning the libs by drinking milk. Don’t you know how leftists are trying to get milk banned? As a leftist this post made me so angry that spontaneously combusted and now I am dead/s

ccunning ,

OK, I guess?

Now do ‘not looking you in the eye’…

RIPandTERROR ,
@RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works avatar

Autism I guess…

Idk, it’s a little bit confusing cuz he’s still not really looking at the camera “in the eyes”

Notyou ,

Well conservatives have developed a desire for raw milk. They are passing laws to make it legal to sell raw milk in different counties. I found out because someone in my family is all about raw milk now. Even though they told me they were “deadly afraid” of the flax milk I was drinking. Idk man, I’m just trying to remove sugar from my diet.

LotrOrc ,

Honestly I’m not conservative in any sense, but I think raw milk is better for you and tastes better. I’ve been drinking it since I was in high school and I’m much older now.

We boil the milk, use the fat to make butter and ghee, and use it to make yogurt as well.

I’ve drank the milk raw enough times and never had a problem as well though usually we do boil it before.

Less chemicals, preservatives, pasteurization in general leads to a healthier gut

the_crotch ,

We boil the milk

That’s what pasteurization is

reshuffle6655 ,

How is flax milk? I’m trying to find an alternative to dairy but almond, oat, and soy haven’t done it for me.

Notyou ,

I wouldn’t say it’s great. There is a mouth feel you need to get used to, if you drink it straight. I put it in my smoothies with fruits and veggies and can’t tell the difference though.

iiGxC ,

It’s good for oatmeal, fine for tea, wouldn’t recommend drinking straight. Have you tried pea milk? Which soy milks have you tried? They can vary a lot in flavor across brands

when looking for alternatives, are you looking for something that’s the exact same flavor and texture as milk from a cow? If so I’d recommend accepting that you won’t find something identical like that. Instead, approach the plant milks on their own terms and find what you like as if it was your first time drinking any kind of milk.

Bipta ,

Righties can't make jokes; only hate.

sirboozebum ,

I must be getting old.

I honestly don’t understand half these shitty memes.

These people need to touch grass.

Godric ,

Hehehehe what’s not funny, hahahahah

It’s a right wingie making the le ebig trigger joke

Hahahahohohoheeeheeeheee, such a funni shitpost, can’t stop won’t stop laughing jajajajjaja

MeatsOfRage , in My phone is just one big shitpost

My dad was complaining how the younger generation doesn’t answer their phone anymore and I had to explain it’s all scam calls now and it’s his generation that keeps the scammers in business

Got_Bent OP ,

I’m likely your dad’s age. Strange that he wouldn’t get this concept. Even if you’re in my contacts, I’ll text before I call to ask if it’s ok. Even with my own spawn, I don’t just up and directly call her.

bobs_monkey ,

That’s always seemed odd to me. I’m personally not a fan of texting, I always just call people. They answer or they don’t, and they’ll either call back when they’re free or text and we go from there.

Got_Bent OP ,

For friends my own age, we’re all working sixty plus hours a week because hurray America and we live in different time zones. It’s a mutual courtesy to set a time to talk.

bobs_monkey ,

Ah the time zone thing makes sense. For all my buddies locally, we more or less know each other’s schedules.

OpenStars ,
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he wouldn’t get this concept

Emphasis on the would not, as distinguished from can not, it is refuses to.

Some people listen, others exclusively talk. Thank you for being part of the former:-).

capital ,
pineapplelover ,

I believe that. Also, think it will always be this way. Older generations experience way more scams than the young ones have yet to learn about.

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