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kittenzrulz123 , in Niko it's your cousin

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

BilboBargains ,

It’s nice to meet another great humanitarian. People don’t realise the sacrifices we make in order to safeguard the public from accidental masturbators.

zipzoopaboop ,

And with this comment, I feel like Lemmy is finally starting to surpass Reddit

smeg ,

Pretty sure this copypasta was used on reddit too!

0ops ,

This copypasta is ancient

Octopus1348 ,
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It was.

ndsvw , (edited ) in it really makes sense
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  • zzx ,

    Lmao true. Having to open that piece of shit always causes me so much pain

    TopRamenBinLaden ,

    I haven’t even had to turn my heater on during work hours this year thanks to Android Studio.

    kattenluik ,

    The install process for Android Studio should also prompt you to download more ram, it’s unacceptable that they don’t.

    Scubus ,

    I wonder how my CPU is benchmarking since 3 minutes ago?

    nodsocket , in I bet Rockstar is thinking twice about *checks notes* making a normal looking female character.

    For future reference, whenever you show a graphic of a globe, please rotate the globe such that North America is facing the viewer. This is considered good etiquette. Thanks

    yum ,

    Why, though?

    gnurd ,

    Pretty clearly a joke.

    yum ,

    Oh

    Zink ,

    America is essentially the center of the universe, so to exclude it from a photo of earth is pretty much an overt hostile act. A hostile act towards the people with the F-22s.

    Source: am American, have to deal with other Americans that are less aware of the world.

    0xD ,

    EUROPA EST MAXIME MOMENTI

    jol ,

    But then all the nice countries are occluded, I don’t get it?

    el_abuelo ,

    Poe’s law is strong with this one!

    corvid_of_the_night ,

    LETS BRING FREEDOM TO THE GLOBE GRAPHIC 🚔🍔🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷

    JJROKCZ ,

    I like how three of those aren’t the American flag but the Liberian lol

    ook_the_librarian ,
    @ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world avatar

    I know it’s not relevant here, but since we’re talking globe etiquette: if your graphic of a globe shows New Zealand, be sure to shop it out to not reveal its location. At least cover it with a spoiler tag.

    nodsocket ,

    You forgot to censor N** Z******

    Rentlar , in I wish

    They call me a StackOverflow expert:

    
    <span style="color:#323232;">private bool isEven(int num) {
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">if (num == 0) return true;
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">if (num == 1) return false;
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">if (num < 0) return isEven(-1 * num);
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">return isEven(num - 2);
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">}
    </span>
    
    nyoooom ,
    
    <span style="color:#323232;">bool isEven(int num) {
    </span><span style="color:#323232;"> return num == 0 || !isEven(num - (num > 0 ? 1 : -1));
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">}
    </span>
    
    Rentlar ,

    Damn that’s some solid optimization.

    Johanno ,

    StackoverflowException.

    What do I do now?

    Nvm. Got it.

    
    <span style="color:#323232;">  if(num % 2 == 0){
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">       int num1 = num/2
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">       int num2 = num/2
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">       return isEven(num1) &amp;&amp; isEven(num2)   
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">  } 
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">if(num % 3 == 0){
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">      int num1 = num/3
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">      int num2 = num/3
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">      int num3 = num/3
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">      return isEven(num1) &amp;&amp; isEven(num2) &amp;&amp; isEven(num3) 
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">}
    </span>
    

    Obviously we need to check each part of the division to make sure if they are even or not. /s

    ReluctantMuskrat ,

    Man I love how horrible this is!

    callyral ,
    @callyral@pawb.social avatar

    …a recursive is-even

    wow

    empireOfLove , in The unemployment cycle

    Aside from hard science and engineering degrees where the technical knowledge is a foundation for what you’ll learn in industry, a college degree is simply a piece of paper that says “I received a balanced education and have my life together enough to focus, manage time, and complete tasks reliably for 4 years straight.” Rarely do you ever use most of the knowledge you gained in college besides the aforementioned life management skills.

    STRIKINGdebate2 OP ,
    @STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

    Eh. There’s more to it than like you need a degree to become a doctor, lawyer, psychologist etc. It’s just that you need to have a well layer out plan and a good understanding of what your strengths and weakness are. Unfortunately, in the US there’s a massive emphasis on getting into college right after high school where people barely know what they want nor have any real world experience. In Ireland there’s a scheme there’s a thing called a mature student where its basically encouraging people 23 or older to go into college. Like courses will have spots reserved for them and the like.

    soloner ,

    What do the kids do in the meantime? I understand it’s a lot to throw a “kid” into university, but it’s often done so they can get a career and start contributing to retirement and building wealth.

    I mean it’s also impractical to have a family without some career so that gets put on hold too. Or worse they have kids and have to go to school at the same time.

    I’m not saying everyone should go to college, but just defending the reasoning for those that do why they go as young as they do.

    literallydogshit ,

    Right, and without it the only thing you’re qualified to do is work shit blue collar jobs and live out of your car. That is, if you were lucky enough to buy one before they became unaffordable.

    Sweetpeaches69 ,

    Working in the AEC firm, I can absolutely confirm that engineering degrees teach you almost nothing you’ll do on the job. The disconnect between college and work in engineering not only exists, but is far, far larger than anyone may think.

    HobbitFoot ,

    It depends. I absolutely use my degrees in my job, including my Masters. However, I’m heavy into the kinds of design where it is valuable.

    Also, a lot of the job is plan preparation and no one really teaches that in college.

    Sweetpeaches69 ,

    That’s good you can use your skills in your design work! I see a lot of shell shock in my civil firm.

    And yeah, absolutely. So many EITs, engineers, and even PEs live in CADD which is not taught nearly enough in the curriculum. Also, computer literacy is not emphasized enough, IMO. Every engineer these days works with computers, especially in Excel. Additionally, a lot of engineers especially don’t have people skills enough to effectively coordinate with all parties involved in their roles; it would be great to get some of that experience in mock PM situations or something during school. That all has to be taught on the job.

    HobbitFoot ,

    So many EITs, engineers, and even PEs live in CADD which is not taught nearly enough in the curriculum.

    A lot of that seems to come from non-practicing professors teaching classes. They really need to create homework that requires reading plans more, if not generating them.

    Also, computer literacy is not emphasized enough, IMO. Every engineer these days works with computers, especially in Excel.

    In my day, it was assumed that engineers would just have that competency. That assumption has changed. You also have cases where, again, non-practicing professors don’t know that you should incorporate Excel as part of some classes.

    Additionally, a lot of engineers especially don’t have people skills enough to effectively coordinate with all parties involved in their roles; it would be great to get some of that experience in mock PM situations or something during school. That all has to be taught on the job.

    This is actually where the Greek system and student clubs are supposed to do this work. The best way to learn PM skills is by managing projects. You aren’t going to get that in a class unless you are working on group projects. You get that by running a club or putting together a campus event.

    Sweetpeaches69 ,

    Those are all really good points, and yeah, you’re completely right in that too many of those fall upon non-practicing professors. Or moreover, very disconnected professors.

    And that is true, but not doing Greek or many clubs myself, that didn’t even cross my mind.

    MasterNerd ,
    @MasterNerd@lemm.ee avatar

    Then why even bother going to a university? Seems like community college would be a much better use of your money to accomplish that

    prayer ,

    It is

    IMongoose ,

    2 vs 4 year degree. I do recommend going to community college first though and transferring if pursuing a degree.

    MasterNerd ,
    @MasterNerd@lemm.ee avatar

    At least in the US, most community colleges offer 4 year degrees

    jscummy ,

    Maybe it varies state to state but I don’t know of any that offer real 4 year degrees, and I went to a community college

    FlyingSquid ,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    Yeah, IvyTech here in Indiana will get you credit to transfer to a 4-year school but only offers associates degrees.

    candybrie ,

    Where? I can think of one that had a university satellite campus for a handful of programs. But those were the only 4 year degrees and they were still through a university and had university pricing.

    HobbitFoot ,

    University is meant to be higher level and teach you soft skills. Academics also aren’t supposed to be the only thing you do, but participating in clubs and sports is supposed to give students experience in leadership to make them better leaders when they graduate.

    It is supposed to be a civilian version of officer candidate school.

    LinkOpensChest_wav ,
    @LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    So then I really fucked up by working fast food to pay for my textbooks when I could have been out playing sportsball

    HobbitFoot ,

    Or being in a fraternity or student clubs.

    LinkOpensChest_wav ,
    @LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    The only club I had time for was the chicken club

    victron , in The difference of stealing yourself vs being stolen from
    @victron@programming.dev avatar

    He died, all right. Never letting go of his bullshit, whether it was alternative medicine or whatever.

    Agent641 ,

    All the fruit and none of the showers could save him

    dingleberry ,

    He’s been raised to divinity almost. Even now, not a month goes by when some major outlet would write a story on what a genius he was, same goes for hackernews.

    Odd that had he lived, you’d be seeing him on Joe Rogan or posting some antivax bs.

    victron ,
    @victron@programming.dev avatar

    Holy shit! Imagine if he was alive during fucking COVID, I can totally see what you said lmao

    Buddahriffic ,

    Though he does also have a big reputation for being an idiot.

    xantoxis , in The evidence speaks for itself

    Of course you understand some dog barks, you just don’t think about it because humans process language innately, we have specialized brain structures for it.

    I’ll bet you can recognize “I see a threat” and 'I’m in pain" when you hear them. Maybe even distinguish them from “happy excitement”

    djmarcone ,

    Yeah there’s excited, danger, let me outside, etc. The sneeze sound is “I’m playing with you don’t fight for real” when play fighting with other dogs.

    manitcor , in Yes I have double standards, sue me
    @manitcor@lemmy.intai.tech avatar

    one of these is making a profit off of you, the other is a community tended commons. there is no comparison.

    Wats0ns OP ,

    Yes exactly, those donkeys deserve it

    Rozz ,

    Reddit was all a community tended commons that was making a profit off of people

    manitcor ,
    @manitcor@lemmy.intai.tech avatar

    profit + commons = not your commons

    as evidenced by reddits recent moves.

    im going to call that a corporate plaza with volunteer employees.

    h3mlocke , in I'm terrified of the Netherlands now

    Worst fucking graphic ever lmao

    Obi ,
    @Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

    It has to be a joke haha.

    Thcdenton , in The worst pick-up line I've ever gotten
    Omgarm ,

    Now this feels like a vintage meme.

    Thcdenton ,
    thanks_shakey_snake , in Such a quirky, yet inoffensive art style for my corporate shitpost

    That art style is called “Alegria” or “Corporate Memphis” and it always makes me feel kind of nauseated, even without the cannibalism.

    Godort ,

    It’s the comic sans of art movements. It works really well for what it was designed for (eye-catching, inoffensive, and simple) but its both overused and misused in enough places that people have soured on it over the years.

    fossilesque ,

    I’ve got a visceral reaction to it now and see it as threatening and as a sign to run far as fuck from whatever I’m being sold.

    BaroqueInMind ,

    Thank you for the interesting read.

    fossilesque ,

    This wiki page is one of my favourites. It’s subtly dripping with distain.

    thanks_shakey_snake ,

    LOL Right? The contempt is just barely contained by the Wikipedia voice and tone.

    kerrigan778 , (edited ) in Thomas Edison was the Elon musk of his era

    This meme hurts me physically every time it gets reposted. It is not a complete picture of anything, it’s just easy to make people thoughtlessly accept stories if they shit on Elon, who to be clear deserves it. Those two guys were the first guys who started Tesla to bring the work of AC Propulsions to market. They are first and foremost tech millionaires (now quite likely billionaires) and do not deserve idolization either. The engineers of AC Propulsion ie Wally Rippel who also helped design the EV1 are the ones who actually made the technology happen.

    The Tesla guys had the idea to put the tzero concept and tech into production shoved into a Lotus Elise and to market it to silicon valley investors as essentially a tech company. Elon was the main investor who went for it, also after speaking to AC Propulsion about putting the tzero into production. The rest is pretty well documented history of Elon being a huge asshole who accomplished very little if anything off his own merit while pushing out everyone around him.

    But as far as “These are the real founders of Tesla” goes, the only things they did on their own was suggest AC Propulsions to put the tzero into production a bit sooner than Elon and deciding to create a tech startup to license the tzero technology and put it into a Lotus and style it as a tech company. If you want to inform people of the real heroes behind the electric car and Tesla, teach people about the tzero, AC Propulsion, Wally Rippel, and the other engineers who made the battery electric vehicle a feasible reality.

    jj4211 ,

    Perhaps, but the point stands that the specific thing called “Tesla” was founded by these guys, and Musk went through quite some headaches to be retconned as a founder of that thing, so it’s on point to drive it home that he wasn’t even that.

    Fair point that “Tesla” isn’t really the great brains behind the original core tech, but that’s not the feather in the cap that Musk was going for, so it’s a bit moot toward the end of undermining his status of “founder” of Tesla.

    pressanykeynow ,

    So the meme isn’t “give the brilliant guy what he deserves” but just “let’s shit on Musk”.

    AngryCommieKender ,

    More, “let’s shit on rich assholes that pretend to invent shit that they had nothing to do with.” Edison at least may have had one original thought with the incandescent light bulb filament, but even that one is debatable. Musk is just another rich fuck, like Edison, that has come along to buy and claim credit for tons of shit he never even tangentially thought of.

    AVincentInSpace ,

    This meme isn’t about who invented the technology though. Everyone with 0.25 of a brain knows business majors break out in hives when they get that close to actual work. This meme is about who founded the Tesla Motor Corporation, and who demanded credit for having done so despite having done nothing except show up with gobs of money once their business strategy was already proven.

    kerrigan778 ,

    The business strategy wasn’t remotely proven though, it was still just an idea, no part of the car was designed yet. It was two people who had no idea how to design a car doing the groundwork to start a company working with Lotus and AC Propulsion and then a few months later it was three with Ian Wright lending some business work with the relationship between Lotus and AC Propulsion, then a few months later it was four with Elon who lent money and knew about as much about designing a car as the previous three, then a few months later it was five and they finally had a CTO at least.

    TheEntity , in high energy

    As if! I’m sure lots of neurodivergent people would disagree with half of these points.

    chemical_cutthroat ,
    @chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world avatar

    I’m looking at that list like, damn, that’s exhausting.

    ryathal ,

    Ot said talent, not effort.

    chemical_cutthroat ,
    @chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world avatar

    The sign literally says “Making an effort.”

    residentmarchant ,

    No, it says that making an effort requires no talent.

    chemical_cutthroat ,
    @chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world avatar

    True, you are exhausting me, and I don’t think it is a talent you’ve acquired. Likely you were born with it.

    carotte ,
    @carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    Im neurodivergent (at least i think) and all of these points are hard to meet lol

    Frankly it would be ridiculous to expect even the most neurotypical person to be able to do all of this at all times.

    HopeOfTheGunblade ,
    @HopeOfTheGunblade@kbin.social avatar

    Yeah, read through this thinking that from my perspective, NTs have some talents I don't, but since they're common people think of them as baseline rather than talents. Shit sucks.

    Pohl ,

    I have no diagnosed neurodivergence and I’m looking at that list with surprise. Like, you know how fucking hard I’m working to pretend I can do that stuff?

    A person who can do all that shit looks like a superhero to me. No talent… fuck… if that list had telekinesis on it’d feel about the same to me.

    Corkyskog ,

    “Using good body language” is literally a skill, and a hard one for some to learn. The others you can bicker about I guess

    HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
    @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

    And for some of us it’s impossible. Fucking spine

    menemen , in Lemmy is growing and they are coming
    @menemen@lemmy.world avatar

    You guys have profile pictures?

    menemen ,
    @menemen@lemmy.world avatar

    Hey, I have a profile picture now. :)

    LordWiggle ,
    @LordWiggle@lemmy.world avatar

    Nice!

    menemen ,
    @menemen@lemmy.world avatar

    Thank you.

    ZombieMantis ,
    @ZombieMantis@lemmy.world avatar

    Welcome to the club, bud 👍

    Honytawk ,

    Didn’t knew it was thing, now I have one too :D

    NorthWestWind ,
    @NorthWestWind@lemmy.world avatar

    Yes (please look at mine I really want everyone to look at mine)

    menemen ,
    @menemen@lemmy.world avatar

    Impressive!

    SuddenDownpour ,

    Did you draw it? If so, that’s neat

    NorthWestWind ,
    @NorthWestWind@lemmy.world avatar

    I did! It was made with inkscape

    Sharkwellington ,

    Woomy

    xePBMg9 ,

    I checked it out! I have avatars disabled. Didn’t even know they were a thing. I can confidently say; yours is the best avatar on Lemmy that I have ever seen! audience clapping

    PoolloverNathan ,

    How do you enable them on Voyager?

    ToffeeIsForClosers ,

    I don’t see a way to do this in the settings.

    can ,
    PoolloverNathan ,

    Oh. Rip.

    SuddenDownpour ,

    Only Flying Squid and Margot Robbie have profile pictures and I refuse to acknowledge anyone else’s.

    Poayjay ,

    What about ThePicardManeuver?!

    GBU_28 ,

    I can’t even see that shit in voyager and happy for it

    gmtom ,

    Yes, and Banners too, banners are the true way to measure a lemmy user.

    PriorityMotif ,
    @PriorityMotif@lemmy.world avatar

    Every once in awhile I visit an old forum that allowed obnoxiously long signatures with huge banners and gifs in them. I won’t miss that.

    Klear ,

    What I really need is a huge “signature” panel under every comment I make.

    saltesc ,

    I forgot they were a thing because my app has them off lol

    A_Random_Idiot , in He's got a point

    No no, you see. Its okay and normal to destroy your body for other peoples profit.

    The problem here is you enjoying yourself and experience happiness. Personal happiness is a sin in capitalism, because it might lead to thoughts of improving your situation, and thats the last thing anyone wants. Just think of what it could do to the shareholders!

    /s because I know some dim bulb will take this seriously otherwise.

    Harbinger01173430 ,

    It might be a joke but you are on point…

    A_Random_Idiot ,

    its on point, but if I dont /s then someone will come in and think I’m actually arguing in favor of ruining your body for capitalism.

    cause every time I’ve ever made a super obvious post, I always get some dimbulb response without the /s

    SuperSpruce ,

    No no, you see. Its okay and normal to destroy your body for the glorious state.

    The problem here is you enjoying yourself and experience happiness. Personal happiness is a sin in communism, because it might lead to thoughts of freedom and self-improvement, and thats the last thing the government wants. Just think of what it could do to the production!

    /s because I know capitalism sucks, but communism sucks as well.

    trashgirlfriend ,

    commulism is when the government do stuff

    melpomenesclevage ,

    Weird how your ‘communism’ always seems identical to capitalism, and literally every critique applies to both.

    Almost like you don’t actually know what communism is and have created an entirely fictional external scapegoat to feel like the horror you labor in and perpetuate is morally good, or something.

    This isn’t to defend the USSR, plenty of problems, but, like, you never bothered to learn what any of those actually were. Also, ussr≠all communism, some, including the USSR’s official position for the entirety of its existence, would argue that they weren’t communist at all.

    Not that you care to use any crotical tjinking or curiosity to scratch the surface of the ideas you were told and discover myriad (mostly still shitty, but way more interesting and exciting) worlds beneath.

    KevonLooney ,

    I mean, you can still go to former communist countries and see what older people look like. Like in Hungary older people don’t smile much. They learned that if you smile too much it might be suspicious and you could be investigated by the police. Why are you smiling? Do you have access to black market luxuries?

    melpomenesclevage ,

    Completely ignoring literally everything I said.

    Where is this communist youre arguing with? Are they in the room with us now?

    KevonLooney ,

    This entire thread is about communism? The parent post is a critique of it? The word is mentioned in every post on the thread?

    melpomenesclevage ,

    Read what I wrote, or why even reply to me?

    All of it, please.

    Cowbee ,
    @Cowbee@lemmy.ml avatar

    That’s hilariously wrong, lmao. The majority of people in nearly every post-soviet state wants Communism back, and this number is

    You don’t have to like Communism or the USSR, but please don’t make things up now, lmao. It’s cringe red-scare fanfiction.

    Cowbee ,
    @Cowbee@lemmy.ml avatar

    Why would any government oppose people’s thoughts of freedom and self-improvement, when that’s specifically the goal of Communism to encourage, as opposed to Capitalism?

    SuperSpruce ,

    Because Communist governments see any opposition to communism as a threat to their power, so they do not tolerate dissidence even if they claim to tolerate dissidence. It’s just another example of the paradox of tolerance.

    Cowbee ,
    @Cowbee@lemmy.ml avatar

    How is freedom and self-improvement “opposition to Communism?” Do you have the slightest idea what you’re talking about?

    SuperSpruce ,

    It might not be opposition to communism the way Marx envisioned it, but it is absolutely opposition to communism the way communist governments have envisioned it

    Cowbee ,
    @Cowbee@lemmy.ml avatar

    How?

    SuperSpruce ,

    Look up East Germany for one of the milder examples.

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