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EarthShipTechIntern ,

Do they provide written material on ‘How to beat a dead horse’?

Maybe a dummies guide?

ClamDrinker ,

“You know you don’t need to bring a dead horse every time you want catering right, Jim?”

HonkTonkWoman ,

“Jim has returned! But this time he brought us a live horse…. you think he’s still going to ask us to cater its funeral?”

AeonFelis ,

Can they do an horse funeral on a Tuesday? It’s not clear from the text.

UpperBroccoli ,

Yes, they serve a double feature of rum and rosswurst.

aphonefriend ,

Come inside for a free consultation.

AlligatorBlizzard ,

This just unlocked one of my weirdest childhood memories. I played fastpitch softball as a kid, and at one away game the school’s softball field was next to a pasture. During warmups and the first several innings, we watched a guy dig a hole in the pasture. In the second inning or so, we hear a gunshot off in the distance, and the third has a truck dragging a horse corpse to the big hole. The man shoved the horse corpse into the grave, and takes three innings to bury the horse.

At the team huddle after the game, one of my teammates said an eulogy for the horse.

WarmSoda ,

I think we’ve made some great progress today, don’t you? How does next Tuesday at 11 sound for our follow up.

HonkTonkWoman ,

That’s brutal…

I went to a middle school that sat next to a farm. A number of our athletic matches were canceled due to the cows getting out and one was canceled because the farmer shot a coyote on our baseball field & left it.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

If they bring a mariachi band I’m sold

Aceticon , (edited )

It would be especially appropriate for a horse funeral were the animal was used to bring contraband over the Sierra Morena or was called Cielito Lindo

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

I just want mariachi band to play Y Los Cielos on the other side of the door when I’m trying to squeeze out a really tough one, but that would be rude to them and those years are past.

NaoPb ,

Where is the catering in this thread?

lightnsfw ,

A catered quiet night alone sounds pretty dope actually.

dumbass ,
@dumbass@leminal.space avatar

Waiter comes up with a tray: pig in a blanket?

Me half stoned laying in bed: the fuck did you call me?

HonkTonkWoman ,

Another one comes around to gather your empty champagne glasses…

“This one’s still full, want me to leave it?”

“Nah, you can dump it. I wasn’t up for going to the toilet after being called a pig in a blanket…”

NaoPb ,

Catering companies would love to bring you food for 10 people and the plates to keep it warm for your quiet night alone. All you gotta do is pay.

Tja ,

Bye… Bye… 🎶 Lil’ Sebastian… 🎶

CuttingBoard ,

I miss him in the saddest fashion.

hungryphrog ,

Finally, someone to cater my horse wedding with drugs on a quiet Tuesday night!

ssj2marx ,

holds up spork

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Jim’s coming back?!

nailbar ,

They should have put that one above the second horse funeral.

qbus ,

Jim is the horse

captain_aggravated ,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s a Lemon Tango moment!

AnUnusualRelic ,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

Jim had left?

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

He went out for cigarettes and never came back!

afraid_of_zombies ,

I would love for their to be a town somewhere where this was a very sensible sign and not humor at all.

Imgonnatrythis ,

Careful. Read their reviews online and I’m not so sure about this place. They served deviled eggs at the return of Jim and everyone knew Jim hated eggs. Some people argued this was even why Jim left again and didn’t stay returned.

klemptor ,
@klemptor@startrek.website avatar

I love Obvious Plant

phorq ,

Honestly, if I ran a catering business I might put up the same sign. What’s the worst that can happen? 3 horse funerals?

HEXN3T ,
@HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

OOOHHHH so THAT’S where that pre-cracked egg comes from. I didn’t know that was a whole joke account and store.

pigup ,

Horse funeral

Horse funeral 2

Horse funeral: truly aww-foal

Horse funeral: equinity

werefreeatlast ,

Like beating a dead horse.

Thcdenton ,

You both stop that shit right now

SeekPie ,

You’re saying they should stop horsing around?

Thcdenton ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/162d8c2c-d29c-4bc0-acf2-0b3cd5d2f098.gif

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