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CameronDev , to lemmyshitpost in Germans: what genocide?

Its only a genocide if it comes from the third reich. Anything else is just sparkling ethnic cleansing.

Zehzin ,
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

Turkey: See I told you guys

100_kg_90_de_belin ,

Japan, after decimating Ainu people and brutally murdering Chinese and Korean people in the occupied territories: “uwu”

Etterra ,

It’s probably all the radiation.

Toneswirly , to lemmyshitpost in Okay, but Mötley is a pretty awesome name.

I will never understand obtuse alternate spellings that are just homophones. Like Trinity spelled Triniteigh accomplishes nothing.

ThrowawayPermanente ,

It reminds Big Literacy that they can’t control our minds

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I worked under someone at an old job who named his son Jaxon. And kept pictures Jaxon drew and signed on the wall of his office. So every time I needed something from him, I would have to see Jaxon’s name in his office. And I hated it.

manucode ,

Did Jaxon use Jaxon Crayons?

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I have no idea.

raynethackery ,

Was his middle name Mississippi?

uncreativechap ,

We might have the same employer! Or at least I hope so, I can’t imagine two different sets of parents deciding that “Jackson” is just too boring

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

It was a long time ago and he quit before I did, so doubtful.

KillingTimeItself ,

honestly, jaxon is almost acceptable. Much like bryan with a y.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

Did Jaxon have cybernetic arms?

funkless_eck ,

Trying to be Irish without setting foot in the old country for 5 generations

beefbot ,

“It’s spelled Seamus, but I go by James”

Kusimulkku ,

Reminds me of the article about black Americans visiting Africa and being devastated that they weren’t “welcomed home” but rather just treated as visiting American tourists.

It’s cute

Holyhandgrenade ,
@Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world avatar

It doesn’t even sound Irish, it just sounds extremely white American

ricecake ,

It’s to add a little uniqueness, and avoid them being the 14th Erica in the classroom, but not going so far as to not give them one of the “normal” names.

Or they just think it looks prettier. It doesn’t have to be about accomplishing something beyond “I like how that looks”.

Feathercrown ,

I feel like “my child will be burdened by this for the rest of their life” wins over “it looks cool”

ricecake ,

You’d be surprised how little it actually matters. It just means they have to spell it for people occasionally.

My name isn’t common here, but it’s also perfectly well known and spelled in the traditional sense.
I have to spell it for people, and often use a middle name for takeout orders. That’s about the extent of the burden of having an unusual name.
My last name is also perfectly common, and I need to spell it as well.

I’ve seen a lot more “burden” on people with alphabetically late names, since they often are last in line for stuff.

some_guy ,

Because you hate your child but don’t believe in abortion. Just yesterday, I avoided spelling my preferred email on a phone call because a company already had a different address on file.

Ex and I once joked about this subject. We decided it’d be funny to named an unwanted child Paisley.

Ragdoll_X , (edited )
@Ragdoll_X@lemmy.world avatar

Mike Hawk

Jenna Talya

Or just James, but spelled Chaymz

root_beer ,

To keep in line with the conversation thread, Paisleigh

usualsuspect191 ,

You’re just sentencing your child to forever have to spell out their name to strangers

AlligatorBlizzard ,

Meh, depending on the last name that might happen anyway. I just spell out my last name by default now.

Orbituary ,
@Orbituary@lemmy.world avatar

What a tragedeigh

SeekPie ,

Is there a similar community for these here on lemmy?

root_beer ,

Start one, call it lemmeigh

Orbituary ,
@Orbituary@lemmy.world avatar

Brilleighant.

SeekPie ,

As you wish:

lemm.ee/c/lemmeigh

(Though I have no experience, does anybody have tips or something for running a community?)

hungryphrog ,

I just made one. Idk how to link it but you can find it on my profile.

DrWeevilJammer ,
@DrWeevilJammer@lemmy.ml avatar

Or tragideh if you’re Canadian

Gabu ,
esc27 ,

I can’t read it as anything other than trinitaaay

wellee ,

But the pronunciation of Triniteigh would have the sound like “neighbor” so wouldn’t be said like Trinity (tee)…

root_beer ,

Not necessarily. Think Leigh and its relatives (e.g., Ashleigh, Kayleigh, Charleigh*)

*made that one up but still,

wellee ,

Um, I had someone in my class named Kayleigh, and it was indeed pronounced Kay-lay. I pronounce all these like “lay”, I don’t understand the example.

root_beer ,

Hm. In my experience, -eigh has always been pronounced -ee. In most cases, Leigh is a homophone of Lee, as it comes from an English word meaning “meadow”, and you’ll find many pronunciation guides that confirm this. Not that I find it all that intuitive, I would have assumed it to be pronounced -lay myself, like sleigh or eight. English is dumb like that, and if you or anyone else wants to pronounce it -lay, nothing should stop you.

Imgonnatrythis ,

Whoa! Calling you out on some pretty blatant homophonophobia here!

hungryphrog ,

I was solid confused about how these names are homophobic.

rothaine ,

Actually

it’s pronounced Trinitay

KillingTimeItself ,

genuinely, i think committing crimes against parents of those names should be legal, to a degree.

It’s actually fucking obtuse.

TheLameSauce , to nostupidquestions in [Answered] What would be a good glue to repair this spatula with that wont be toxic or come undone in a dishwasher?

I can relate to not wanting to throw something away if you can just fix it, but I guarantee you will save yourself a lot of time and stress if you just go down to your local thrift shop with a kitchen section and pick one of the dozens of spatulas they will have for like $0.50.

The last thing you want is the mess and possible pain of your repaired spatula breaking under the stress of lifting a hot, oily food from the pan.

meco03211 ,

This. If it’s plastic it should be solid plastic. This kind of failure will happen again.

KevonLooney ,

Just get metal with a plastic or wooden handle. I got a $3 one 5 years ago and it works great. Cast iron can handle metal on metal.

nilloc ,

Not great for ceramic coatings though.

Ours is like this and is at least 12 years old. I believe the plastic is over molded directly onto metal handle which sits about 1.5 cm into the plastic.

https://discuss.tchncs.de/pictrs/image/c6c3c47f-c738-487d-a16d-7dfec4013057.jpeg

Alfredo_DisguidoAlCazzo ,

Check the border of the spatula, it looks like you are “eating” it with time, not good for the health

nilloc ,

It got slightly melted along the leading edge once, so I trimmed/files it back to make it chamfered again.

I’m sure it sheds some microplastics, like pretty much everything, but I prefer a little of the spatula, to scraping the nonstick ceramics.

We really only use this with a couple pans, and use metal in our cast iron, though one of our favorite metal spatulas has a plastic handle that’s been melted dozens of times from resting on the rim of the pan.

Classy ,

I use metal for CI, and for everything else I use wood.

Minotaur , to lemmyshitpost in You can also take deductions for costs relating to criminal activity!

Completely seriously; while I’m sure essentially no one actually does, the IRS is not going to like network with the FBI or your local police department if you, for some reason, decide to pay taxes on your weed sale profits. Unless you report that you’re selling sex slaves they seriously could not care less.

I know it’s just a joke image but I do love the idea of someone who makes much of their money illegally but also has this very honorable commitment to paying their fair share in taxes.

PhlubbaDubba ,

The premise of it is basically to have an easier way to prosecute organized crime since those folks rarely are keeping honest books.

Armok_the_bunny ,

Also you’re allowed to plead the fifth on the origin of the income IIRC, though honestly that’s just as likely to get you looked at by the FBI/local constabulary.

Anyolduser ,

On the other hand if you’re making enough money illegally to feel the need to declare it on your taxes (either for ethical reasons or because you don’t want to get done like Al Capone) law enforcement is probably already looking at you.

Ultraviolet ,

The IRS doesn’t report it to the FBI because that’s not their job. If you’re already under investigation and the FBI asks, they’ll hand over the info, but they won’t initiate anything, they just want their cut.

vorpuni ,
@vorpuni@jlai.lu avatar

The grifters have succeeded 100% if you think paying taxes is honourable in any way shape or form, especially in a declining empire that fields the most onerous army in history.

Chetzemoka ,

I like clean water, good weather forecasts, and I want to fix the bridges.

vorpuni , (edited )
@vorpuni@jlai.lu avatar

If you think the State, choosing to ignore certain negative externalities through regulations — like water pollution — by not holding the guilty parties accountable and pushing up pollution targets, is going to get you clean water, as opposed to any other system where accountability is not distorted by coercitive rules that are almost impossible to challenge: I don’t know how any more naive that position could be. When pollution is not associated with having to pay for cleanup and the financial consequences are negligible, even the stock market picks up on it and publicised major pollution events don’t mean a company’s valuation plummets.

I didn’t know weather forecasts and bridges were more difficult for people not paid by taxes.

Chetzemoka ,

Are you suggesting a privatized National Weather Service and toll bridges would be better? If so, I have a nice bear-ridden town in New Hampshire you might like to move to.

Regulations are exactly how you deal with negative externalities.The EPA makes corporations pay for reducing pollution and cleanup. Why do you think corporations target EPA so much? Because EPA costs them money. Never hear any corporations whining about that free taxpayer-funded geological data coming out of USGS

Minotaur ,

Idk man I’ve worked in social services under a multitude of government funded grants and I’m pretty sure tax evasion is extremely bad for many of the homeless veterans / abused children / etc I’ve worked with who are dependent on said grants.

vorpuni ,
@vorpuni@jlai.lu avatar

Because when the Fed sends trillions of dollars into the money supply and the federal and State governments create budgets they are less responsible than people doing their best to give the minimal required amount that won’t get goons sent to their house to kidnap them?

Minotaur ,

… what…?

Mr_Fish ,

Yes, a good chunk of the American tax income goes to pretty bad stuff, but A. not all of us are American, and B. not all of that tax goes to bad stuff

metaStatic ,

Charitable donations are tax deductible, your goal should be to spend your entire tax return on charity so your tax is at worst an interest free loan to the government and at best it might actually do some good in the world.

Deceptichum ,
@Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works avatar

Fuck no, charity sucks for many things.

Let’s take the duty of a state, such as caring for its citizens and divide it up amongst 1000s of little groups each with highly paid CEOs, CFOs, and COOs and huge costs spent on advertising and fundraising! Oh and you get zero democratic say in these organisations or how they’re run.

I’d rather see my money going towards healthcare, education, social services, etc.

vorpuni ,
@vorpuni@jlai.lu avatar

The IRS is in the USA.

You can’t choose where tax goes to. One penny for child murder to one dollar for cancer research is still not making the child murder acceptable. With that ratio the US would never wage war.

Taxation is not voluntary and is deployed with violence. The US also wants control of the world’s financial institutions to be able to tax any US person in the world without too much difficulty.

CarbonIceDragon ,
@CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social avatar

what the hell does decline have to do with the morals of it? In any case, while there are certainly misused funds, the truth of the matter is that it is vitally important to keep society functioning, and that doing this requires a lot of money. If not taxes, where else do you propose this funding come?

vorpuni ,
@vorpuni@jlai.lu avatar

An empire in decline is historically more morally degenerate and bloated by endless bureaucracy that feeds off the declining numbers of productive enterprises they can tax.

Society and the State are not the same. How can it be true that taxation is vitally important to make society function then?

Voluntary funding through free markets under common law agreed upon by all parties in contractual relationships.

superduperenigma ,

I know it’s just a joke image but I do love the idea of someone who makes much of their money illegally but also has this very honorable commitment to paying their fair share in taxes.

If you’re convicted of criminal activity you’d be smart to include that in your taxes. The last thing you need is to be convicted of tax fraud in addition to getting convicted of drug trafficking. If the government already has a record of you profiting from criminal activity, make sure you give them their cut.

rockSlayer ,

As the joker once said:

I’m crazy enough to take on batman, but the IRS? No thank you

makeshiftreaper ,

More specifically the IRS field book discourages reporting illegal income to other agencies for basically everything besides terrorism. Also, when you file taxes there’s a reason there’s an “other income” field. Nobody expects you to list “MS-13” as your employer. You can report money earned from illegal activities to avoid additional federal charges being tacked on

Minotaur ,

Exactly. I’ve seen such a gigantic rise in like “conspiracy-everything” posts online (wherein people seemingly assume that everything ever done by the government is in some way a poorly concealed conspiracy) and i think anyone who has actually worked under government funding can pretty quickly attest that this just… isn’t how things work.

All these “little conspiracies” operate under the assumption that the US government is this hyper-connected, ultra advanced and professional shadowy room where everyone is out to get non-government employees for vague purposes (“they just want to have control… man…”.)

When really, 99% of government employees are like some guy or gal you went to high school with who is working in a cubicle because the benefits are pretty decent

Anyway, not to make the joke post too serious. I just always worry the naively minded might take posts like this too seriously lol

Bassman1805 ,

The number of people in government who get promoted because they’re awful and that’s the easiest way for their boss to be rid of them…

Minotaur ,

In my experience this is essentially never the case. I struggle to think of a circumstance where it would be

Flughoernchen ,

In some cases I’ve witnessed they were swapped in a position where they “couldn’t make things worse”. Maybe there were some benefits attached toake the new position a little more attractive, but definitely not a promotion.

EpeeGnome ,

And reporting “other income” wouldn’t flag you as a likely criminal anyway, unless it was a massive amount. They don’t know if you got it from selling weed, picking pockets, or mowing your neighbor’s lawn (no, Bill is not going to submit a form 1099 for you, he’s just going to hire a professional lawn service instead if you’re going to be weird about it).

AlexWIWA ,

IRS isn’t a snitch

Infynis ,
@Infynis@midwest.social avatar

This is just my D&D character. He’s an accountant for a thieves’ guild

db2 ,

I know it’s just a joke image

It isn’t. (pdf)

Minotaur ,

I am obviously not claiming the image is fake, I’m claiming it’s being used in a joking context

CosmicTurtle ,

Slightly related question: is money laundering, in itself, illegal?

Like, say I have $1000 from my regular W-2 job, taxes paid.

I launder it through a bunch of accounts. Is that illegal?

Or is it the mixing with dirty funds that makes it illegal?

stankmut ,

If it’s legal money, then you aren’t laundering it. Transferring money you’ve obtained legally is just transferring money. It’s only money laundering by definition if the money was illegally gained.

Minotaur ,

Not sure you can “launder” clean money.

If you get paid money legally and just… transfer it a bunch through various banking accounts or similar. That is obviously not illegal in any way.

If you get paid money legally and then say, “buy a lot of car washes” at the car wash your cousin owns and then he pays you the money back and you two don’t report that to the IRS, that would be tax fraud (though laws on “gifting” money get pretty vague)

Basically, it’s really hard to somehow illegally “launder” clean money

CosmicTurtle ,

I think it was an episode of Suits or something similar where a guy was divorcing his wife but wanted to hide certain legal assets but hide it from his wife.

The episode made it sound like he had to launder the money so it looked like, on paper, it didn’t belong to him and it implied that it wasn’t legal but they did it anyway. I can’t remember the details but basically why I asked.

makuus ,

…I do love the idea of someone who makes much of their money illegally but also has this very honorable commitment to paying their fair share in taxes.

There’s, perhaps, a more practical explanation. As I’ve read before (in some other phrasing): If you’re going to commit a crime, commit only one at a time.

In this case, if you’re going to make your money illegally, for goodness’ sake, don’t evade taxes.

GregorGizeh ,

Also on virtually every gangster or crime movie/series there is either a bad guy getting caught by irs(?) agents for tax evasion, or plays it super safe and pays them diligently to avoid that very scenario.

Delphia ,

This is absolutely it.

Its just one less way that they can come at you, it also means its harder for them to confiscate your property as proceeds of crime.

Jimbo ,
@Jimbo@yiffit.net avatar

Seriously though, some people have almost pulled off some crazy illegal shit and then got caught because a headlight was out or someone was doing something stupid. If you’re going to commit crime, one at a time.

spicytuna62 ,
@spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

Timothy McVeigh was pulled over for driving without a license plate an hour and a half after blowing up the Murrah Federal Building in downtown Oklahoma City.

From the Wikipedia article

Within 90 minutes of the explosion, McVeigh was stopped by Oklahoma Highway Patrolman Charlie Hanger for driving without a license plate and arrested for illegal weapons possession. Forensic evidence quickly linked McVeigh and Nichols to the attack; Nichols was arrested, and within days, both were charged.

He likely would always have been caught, but he got picked up quick because of that.

garbagebagel ,

Wasn’t that one woman who lied about cancer and stole hundreds of thousands of dollars fully brought down for tax evasion because they couldn’t really get her on much else? The scamanda woman

Kidplayer_666 ,

Actually what happened is that some criminal got caught. And in addition to everything, he was accused of tax fraud. He successfully argued though, that because there wasn’t a field to properly declare his taxes, rhat he would be committing fraud by lying about his income, and as such had no option. This is what led to those fields to exist

NotMyOldRedditName ,

Kudos to whoever that was. It’s not easy to beat the IRS

LillyPip ,

… so far. Just wait til fascists are in control, and they kill all social programs then reallocate those resources to shit like that. The German government did that in the late 30s. They started using all government and private records to root out undesirables.

Ten years ago I wouldn’t have worried either, but now? I wouldn’t give my information to anyone.

Kolanaki , to lemmyshitpost in Post pics of unwashed shelf-stable eggs (this scares the americans)
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

https://yiffit.net/pictrs/image/a5cad438-4e72-4508-816f-86f9cc7ddc24.jpeg

Here’s a pic of some washed eggs in a refrigerator to scare the Europeans.

Bonus: https://yiffit.net/pictrs/image/c12ee5a2-6c32-4b3f-9284-d7b0e5794284.jpeg

Microwaved water for tea.

aard ,
@aard@kyu.de avatar

What kind of monster stores bananas in the fridge?

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

IKR? They go in the freezer so they can be dipped in chocolate. 😋

nonfuinoncuro ,

There’s always money in the banana stand

SteveTech ,

Yeah, and I feel like someone’s gonna slam that door one day and get egg all over their bananas.

rmuk ,

If “get egg all over their bananas” wasn’t an euphemism before, I’m starting it now.

Lennnny ,
@Lennnny@lemmy.world avatar

And tomatoes!!! Might as well eat ice cubes at that point

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I kinda prefer cold tomatoes on my tacos than room temp ones, and I mostly use it for pico de Gallo, which is kept in the fridge anyway, so those I do store in the fridge.

rickyrigatoni ,

refrigerators keep things chilled, not frozen. you’re thinking of a freezer.

thecrotch ,

Europeans don’t have freezers, they store their perishables in Angela Merkel’s minge.

Jakeroxs ,

OH MINGEY

DV8 ,

Once they’ve reached your desired ripeness you can slow down them getting overripe in the fridge.

nrezcm ,

Bananas in the US get washed and lose their protective coating so it’s fairly normal to see them in the fridge in US homes.

0ops ,

That’s news to me

JJROKCZ ,

I’ve never put mine in the fridge in all my decades as an American lol

nrezcm ,

Way to humble brag about your imported European bananas that don’t require refrigeration.

(It was a joke btw lol)

Ilovethebomb ,

Those eggs look almost artificial. Bleugh.

MashedPotatoJeff ,

They might be, food photography is weird

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I also just grabbed a random ass image off a search; it might be AI generated for all I know!

rickyrigatoni ,

can you imagine searching for something on google and it just ai generates images on the fly

garbagebagel ,

Bruh I’m not even European but that measuring cup got me shook.

uis ,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

Microwaved water for tea.

This sounds so painfully long

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

It takes less time than even an electric kettle.

Noel_Skum ,

It kind of depends on the “quality” of the electricity that runs your domestic property. In the UK there is some serious juice coming through the socket and the kettles there go hard and fast.

lordmauve ,

Yeah, I shell out for the premium electricity, the 99% electrons. The 95% stuff is fine but I have a lot of expensive devices; I want them to run as fast as possible.

Noel_Skum ,

Damn. I didn’t know they still manufactured the 95% electrons stuff. Probably left over stock that they sell at discounted prices.

Abnorc ,

As an American I don’t condone this practice of microwaving the water, except in extreme circumstances.

Edit: as a typical American, I’ve realized that I implicitly assumed OP is American, d’oh.

SkippingRelax ,

This gives me the same vibe as Andrew Tate boasting about not recycling the pizza box. Not scared, sad

littlecolt ,

Yo why are you keeping bananas in the fridge?

Soulcreator ,

I’m pretty sure that’s a stock image so I don’t think that’s a pic of anyone’s legit fridge.

But to answer your question, you can keep bananas on the counter until they reach your preferred level of ripeness and then put them in the fridge to slow down the ripening process so you have a few more days to eat them before they turn to complete mush. I do it all time to ensure I always have bananas around at my preferred level of ripeness.

Smoogs ,

They brown more in the fridge. If anything cold speeds up the banana going gross.

Avocados work the way you say. I wouldn’t do it to a banana

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

They brown more in the fridge. If anything cold speeds up the banana going gross.

You mean it speeds up the time until they’re ready to be banana bread? 😋

Smoogs ,

agree 😁

Soulcreator ,

Yes the outside goes brown, but the inside slows down it’s ripening process. Eventually they will all go to mush, but you can keep them at peak ripeness for a few days longer by putting them in the fridge.

Then again most people won’t eat a banana if it has a single brown spot on it, so I’m probably wasting my breath by telling people they can prevent food waste by eating discolored but perfectly ripe food.

Smoogs ,

Oh. I thought you were deodorizing the microwave

Dyskolos , to memes in I'm really getting over the enshitification of the internet.

Haha, so true. I really really miss the “old” interwebz. Imagine the content of back-then with the hardware of today. The dream of yesteryear would come true. A blazingly fast net. Just html with a bit of JS (when really needed). Not 10 frameworks (each used for one function), dozens of mb of graphics, a gazillion of cookies and tracker-scripts and… Jeez.

Today i need so much stuff to fight the other stuff, it’s stuffmageddon.

Oh and if you’re also European you can also fight (for free!) the silly cookie-war.

TrismegistusMx ,

4chan back before the Nazi takeover was like the wild west. My favorite part was “Lithursday,” when we would share images with embedded PDFs of copyrighted content, including rare books, anarchist materials, and military manuals. I often wonder if those unusually large .jpgs are still floating around the internet waiting to be unlocked. I also saw legitimate acts of activism and terrorism unfolding live, without the interpretation and propaganda of the state.

SaintWacko ,

Oh man, I remember that. I’m sure I still have an Anarchist 's Cookbook floating around from one of those

Dyskolos ,

Oh yes… The rise (and fall) of 4chan. At least the site is still relatively lean, so that’s that 🤷🏻‍♂️

asteriskeverything ,

Not 10 frameworks (each used for one function), dozens of mb of graphics,

Have you seen the old internet?! It would have been even more gifs, music players, and oh the flash websites! Haha I know that’s really not your point but this jumped out at me and made me chuckle.

tpihkal ,

At least it came on a free CD.

Ross_audio ,

*shiny coaster

Steve ,

Under construction 😩

Dyskolos ,

Ok touché 😩

Mango ,

Yes pls

Dyskolos ,

Point taken. The gifs were rising strongly, and music on websites was worse than a rusty nail in my dingdong. But still. One plugin today would’ve just got ridden of those and it would still load faster 😁

ares35 ,
@ares35@kbin.social avatar

some of our clients are on what the telco calls 'extended' dsl. they're waaaay tf out at the 'end of the line' where speeds can be as shitty as 250-500kbps; there's even a couple still on dialup. so we definitely consider the weight of a page and how many connections are made for each when we do our own sites.

Dyskolos ,

I’d love that… The weight-considered-site that is. Not the 500k line 😁

A_Very_Big_Fan ,

Today i need so much stuff to fight the other stuff, it’s stuffmageddon.

The most relatable statement of the year so far. It’s so exhausting ;-;

spudwart , to lemmyshitpost in Yeah, but...
LemmyKnowsBest ,

suburban hell

stroads

lilsolar ,
@lilsolar@sh.itjust.works avatar

Lack of trees as well

hedgehogging_the_bed , to asklemmy in Anyone know what pest may have done this to my retaining wall?

This happens to my front step railing every year or so. It’s two things that have been mentioned, but in combination.

Carpenter bees bored into your wood to make their nests, and then a woodpecker came along and ate the bees in their nests.

Here’s a cool article about the bees. entomology.ca.uky.edu/ef611

GraniteM ,

And that’s why every carpenter bee horror story starts with “There was a knock at the door…”

whatsgoingdom ,

knock knock

intensely_human ,

Imagine Woody Woodpecker’s laugh being the last thing you heard

Ac5000 ,

This is exactly what it looks like.

I had this exact situation happen to the fascia boards on my previous house. Carpenter bees bored into the wood and were living in it. Then a woodpecker came along and got them.

The damage in your picture looks exactly how my fascia boards looked after the woodpecker got his meal. You can also see the tunnels that go into the wood. I never even knew the bees were in the fascia, but somehow the woodpecker did…

refurbishedrefurbisher , to technology in HBO Max Shrinkflation: Removing features from my plan, with no reduction in price

Yarr harr fiddle dee dee

anewbeginning ,

I’ve definitely made a return to dark waters.

refurbishedrefurbisher ,

Can’t say I ever left.

themeatbridge ,

Now there’s a show that needs a revival.

GeoGio7 , (edited ) to aboringdystopia in Ben Shapiro casually supporting war crimes

Wtf is up with people picking sides over this??? Can’t we just agree that both sides are absolutely fucking awful and the ones who are gonna suffer are all the innocent people who are just trying to live their lives?

Pratai ,

100% THIS. I can’t understand and haven’t from the beginning of this disaster or human embarrassment- why people are choosing sides.

They’re both complete shit.

Gadg8eer ,
@Gadg8eer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Yeah, ffs, if you want to fight a war, leave both side’s kids out of it.

14 and younger is too early for anyone to die, I swear if that asshole Trump really is the Antichrist (look it up, I’m no Christian but the “Kek and Medjet” meme energy is strong with that theory) and the bible was right (and if so, that these really are the end times), I hope every last person who has willingly killed a child or ordered someone to kill children goes to the 10th circle of hell or whatever passes for it, no matter what god or concept they believe in. Especially Trump (see the Mexican immigrant kids who his illegal “task force” of bigots basically kidnapped and let starve) and Putin, but that’s just the tip of the iceberg. Justice needs to be served for every child, whether they were enslaved on cocoa farms, working in slaughterhouses in the state that changed child labor laws, sent to juvenile detention for crimes they didn’t commit because the judge was getting kick-backs from a corporate prison, or killed in school shootings.

People say we hate child abuse. I strongly suspect what people really hate is the feeling of disgust that enter their heads if they hear “sex” and “kids” in the same sentence, which would be understandable if it was genuine concern (nobody, especially kids, should be subject to sex against their will, and yes, kids cannot consent) but it’s not. If it was, guns would be regulated, school bus routes would be required to never cross railroad tracks, and any leader - corporate or government - responsible for the intentional or negligent death of a child due to actions that used political/managerial authority would be executed.

I am so done with reality. Wake me up on November 12, if we’re still around by then.

havokdj ,

Brother I really hate to say it, but nobody is going anywhere when they die.

Also, what is on the 12th?

Gadg8eer , (edited )
@Gadg8eer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Nothing, but it’s three days after the 7th Anniversary of Trump’s election, hence the anti-Christ thing. I doubt Jesus will rise, but three days is long enough to safely say November 9th meant nothing.

Also, no hard feelings on the “no one’s going anywhere when they die”. I have a slight, possibly deluded hope that the afterlife is a dream you never wake up from, but despite that I’m no Q-Anon style idiot and I don’t have a reason to think anything is special about 2023/11/09, especially if nothing happens.

I’m just saying, this thing in Gaza has awfully strange timing. If things are as deterministic as scientific evidence generally points towards, I would think December would be a more apt time for tempers to flare in that region due to food prices and religious holidays.

But all that said, even if the world is going to end, just as you said it doesn’t mean there’s an afterlife. I was instead implying the more likely bad scenario; Wake me up in three (or five? I’m not oblivious to unfortunate implications) days unless we’re all dead then.

As for Trump, I don’t care if it was just mysticism, the title of the Anti-Christ is also symbolic; The kind of awful person who looks appealing to idiots that is willing to do anything including killing children by starvation to feel like they “won” and never, ever take any blame are exactly the kind of person that even (the historical, I did say this is about symbolism and not religion) Yeshua of Nazareth would likely have been strongly against.

In other words, the Antichrist is anyone who leads sheeple to the slaughter and eats their corpses (figuratively speaking) instead of guiding people to be saved from roasting in their own wool during the summer by shearing off the excess (metaphorically, but yes, PETA lied to you about sheep and wool). Regardless of what a person like that leads people away from (humility, patience, rationality, morality, things that were or are commonly associated with organized religion, even if rationality is gone from modern churchgoers), it’s the promise of “be superior to people you hate like me!” that makes this so insidious.

I might be vengeful but it’s personal, never bigoted or generalist. I don’t want Israel’s adult population dead. At all. Nor is it ideal. Nor should the Hamas suffer no consequences either. And the kids on both sides should be spared, they didn’t start this. I feel that, even if it will never happen, an example has to be made and should be made of hypocrisy; you can’t be a nation of Holocaust refugees if you yourselves are trying to exterminate the children of an entire group. Is it right? Hell no, I should be killed for suggesting it. Is it justice? No. Will it send a message that killing kids is NEVER acceptable by ANYONE? That’s the intent. I don’t know if it would work but I’m angry enough that I want to see it happen, and my only hope is if it does, it’s quick and painless, for the sake of the adults who did no wrong.

Don’t side with me on this. To say anything else in ending this off would make me no better that Trump, Putin, Stalin and Hitler. It’s not right to stir up hate, I just hope justice will be served or that the world ends within 72 hours.

havokdj ,

I doubt the world will end in 3 days, but I enjoyed reading what you wrote and agree on pretty much most of what you said, scarily enough we actually write very similarly and hold quite a few of the same beliefs.

IchNichtenLichten ,
@IchNichtenLichten@lemmy.world avatar

Scum like Shapiro already had an agenda to push. For him this isn’t a tragedy, it’s an opportunity.

Rolder ,

It’s a shit situation all around, there are no winners and no good guys in this fight.

agressivelyPassive ,

Because that would mean ambiguity and people don’t like that. They want simple stories. Good guy here, bad guy there.

TragicNotCute ,
@TragicNotCute@lemmy.world avatar

I think the issue is that it IS both sides doing terrible stuff, but this is not a symmetrical war.

www.ochaopt.org/data/casualties

Wrench ,

Asymmetrical, and Isreal has been doing their damndest to make it inevitable.

gmtom ,

We can do both. I think neither side has had the “moral high ground” from the very beginning of this conflict. For well over 100 years it’s been both groups using the atrocity the other group has committed against them to justify their own atrocities in return.

But at the same time when you get to the very core of the issue it’s palestine and the Arab population that were existing there first, and had the land forcibly colonised by the west despite the protests for the Arab league. Then had their minority and very recently migrated population steal their land to unilaterally declare independence.

Both sides are going about this the wrong way, but only one is also fighting for the wrong reasons.

samokosik ,
@samokosik@lemmynsfw.com avatar

Both of them have done war crimes. Now does the fact that the other side does war crimes allow you to do war crimes, as well?

Ertebolle , to memes in Beef Stew

The most unrealistic thing about this is the fact that they get to the recipe after just one paragraph; the real version of this would have like 27 photos of the father, a long essay about growing up and his various demons, etc, and there would be at least half a dozen banners about things gut doctors are begging you not to eat along the way.

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

At least one or two sepia photos of the whole family gathered 'round a big pot of stew.

ThirdWorldOrder ,

The only way to actually see the recipe on one page is to hit the print recipe button

pancakes ,
@pancakes@sh.itjust.works avatar

The actual recipe would have the full police report, crime scene photos, and a catalogue of every item submitted into evidence.

Wogi ,

No no the real recipe is found buried in a list of court documents pertaining to the case.

FordBeeblebrox ,

Recipe is actually at the local courthouse, in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory. Beware of the leopard.

Wogi ,

Ok but I got the sword hidden behind the shed at the start, so can I use that on the leopard or dies that game over you?

nrezcm ,

The real recipe were the friends we made a long the way.

knorke3 ,

you’ll need a slow cooker, like the one my dad inherited to me after his death. and lemme tell ya, it was one fine slow cooker […]

herrcaptain , to lemmyshitpost in The internet connects people

Imagine how different the world was for people with super niche interests before the internet. Back then, this would have been seen as the weird (or at best eccentric) guy in your town who collects fire alarms and won’t stop talking about them. Now he’s presumably got a fulfilling social life via his unusual hobby, and an outlet to share his thoughts to a willing audience.

For all its many faults over the last decades, this is the pure internet at its best.

ZagamTheVile ,

What’s crazy is that a lot of niche hobby/lifestyle people found eachother anyway pre-internet. Shopping cart drag races, downhill shovel events, a lot of counter culture movements, early body modification, all manner of shit. People get into some seriously wierd/niche/one-off stuff and given a little time, they’ll find someone else that’s into the same thing. It’s like electrons in a post big-bang universe, they sort of attract each other. The internet has made it way easier for people to find their tribes, but they used to find them anyway.

variants ,

Now we can find communities and just passively partake

ZagamTheVile ,

Yeah. I’m not sure it’s better this way though.

herrcaptain ,

Very good point! I imagine meeting someone in person and finding out they have the same unusual hobby would have been quite the thrill. I’m old enough to distinctly remember a world before the ubiquitous internet, but never had a super niche hobby to have given me that sort of experience.

ZagamTheVile ,

Yeah. It’s funny, my cousin is a few years younger than me but has no memory of the world pre-net. I told him the story of how we used to have to do things and it blew his mind.

Ex. Cowboy Bebop. Me and a buddy heard a thing on Terry Gross about the soundtrack one day driving home from work. They played a few seconds of Tank! Man, we were hooked instantly. So we changed directions and went to, where? Where do you go? Blockbuster? FYE? Game store? Comicbook store! They’ll have it! So we went to every comic shop in the area (we knew them all because we would get MtG cards every payday). A couple had a DVD or two. How many episodes were there? How many seasons? How long would our search take? It was a treasure hunt. Calling game stores, calling small video stores. Finding one DVD at a time but not in order. It was like that for everything. And honestly, I think it gave things a greater value.

I love being able to answer almost any question instantly. When I’m listening to an audiobook, if there’s a word I’m not sure of, I can pause, get a definition, and go back to my book without even looking at my screen or touching my phone. But there’s deff a sense of flippancy to everything now that wasn’t there before. Bad or good, I don’t know, it is what it is. But I do miss the hunt for new stuff.

EleventhHour ,
@EleventhHour@lemmy.world avatar

Sure, but the internet increased this interconnectivity by orders of magnitude.

The LGBTQ community is one which massively grew in outreach and connections due to the internet. Without it, I have no doubt that LGBTQ rights and visibility worldwide would be nowhere nearly as advanced as they are now. Of course, it also gives the opposition the same megaphone and organizing capability.

Tetsuo ,

Maybe people didn’t frequently have weird hobbies before.

The way I see it internet widened enormously the diversity of knowledge we get to check. And that’s these weird rabbit holes online that create the similarly weird new hobbyist.

herrcaptain ,

That’s a fair point but I suspect this has always been the case. I bet if we could go back to the prehistoric period we’d find someone saying, “Cronk found himself another dick-shaped leaf to add to his collection.” I’d almost think with less available to amuse them, people would be finding joy in all sorts of weird hobbies or collections.

ZagamTheVile ,

This is the case. Check out the old Re:Search zines/books. Each is about some wired niche thing and has a bunch of contributions from different people. Folx have always been into strange things, and folx have always found kindred spirits, the internet makes it easier to find, abd troll, them.

Cracks_InTheWalls ,
@Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works avatar

Off-topic, but if you don’t mind me asking, why folx over folks?

ZagamTheVile ,

Sorry, habbit from writting emails recently to someone that is, enthusiastic, about inclusion.

Cracks_InTheWalls ,
@Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works avatar

No need to apologize, was just curious - figured folks is gender-neutral as is, never saw an alternate form of it before.

Sincerely, thanks! Didn’t know this was a thing for anyone.

ZagamTheVile ,

Yeah. It’s a thing but I’m not sure how much it really helps. I’ll do it because if it makes people feel better, it’s easy, but I honestly think folks is fine. The person I do this for specificly is cis, has cis kids, has a cis husband, is a member of a community that is largely not only cis, but white and female. To me it comes across as preformitve. But it makes dealing with her, and a few others, easier. If there were a real movement to adopt folx, I’m in but like I say, it seems like our effort could be better spent elsewhere.

OldManBOMBIN ,

Possibly. He hates the screenshot and wants everyone to stop posting it, though.

EleventhHour ,
@EleventhHour@lemmy.world avatar

This is what “specialty interest” magazines and newsletters used to address. Whatever the hobby or interest, there were likely a dozen magazines specifically targeted to that audience.

Then the internet happened. Also, media conglomeration.

menemen ,
@menemen@lemmy.world avatar

Fanzines were huge in Germany for that reason.

skulkingaround , to lemmyshitpost in Depending on how you count

I live 5 minutes from this. AMA I guess?

The Memphis pyramid was a sports arena and concert venue in the past, eventually the city built another venue that wasn’t shaped stupid so it sat abandoned for a decade or so before bass pro bought it.

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks ,

Are the ducks really unlimited, or is that just economically until the limits of physical reality kick in?

skulkingaround ,

They have a duck accelerator inside that fuses antiducks and posiducks together as a source of unlimited power.

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks ,

Do they fire them in a flying v formation?

d00phy ,

Is there any other way?

spongeborgcubepants ,

That’s pretty ducked up

psycho_driver ,

I’m just glad it’s not goose-based. That would surely open a portal to hell.

blanketswithsmallpox ,

Psyduuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkk! 🤯

MamboGator ,
@MamboGator@lemmy.world avatar

Unlimited ducks? Did they learn nothing from Red Lobster’s hubris?

KingBoo ,

Underrated joke here.

IMongoose ,

I know you are just being silly, but to answer your question, the point of those groups (ducks unlimited, pheasants forever, whitetail whenever, turkeys tomorrow, raccoons all noons, etc) is to put money into conservation of those animals so that their populations stay great enough that they can be hunted.

So yes, the goal is for the ducks to be unlimited.

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks ,

TIL. Thanks 👍

pineapplelover ,

Is this a reference from something I don’t understand?

dingdongmetacarples ,

Is it bigger than the Luxor in Las Vegas?

skulkingaround ,

The Luxor is ever so slightly bigger I believe.

Spiralvortexisalie ,

Luxor looks about to be 10% taller (98m vs 107m) Source

SeekPie ,

Has anyone tried to climb on top of it?

skulkingaround ,

Surprisingly no, not that I’m aware of. If they have, it hasn’t made the news.

It’s quite steep and smooth in person, it would be very hard to climb. Probably impossible without ropes or mission impossible suction cups.

psycho_driver ,

I saw Alanis Morissette there in 95’ish and the acoustics were terrible. Still a great concert though.

Blue_Morpho ,

It’s a real artist to be at the peak of popularity and play at a Bass Pro shop.

RaoulDook ,

It was not a Bass Pro Shop then. It was The Pyramid, concert venue / arena.

I saw Jimmy Page and Robert Plant play there in the late 90’s. It was totally awesome, they played almost 3 hours of Led Zeppelin and Page/Plant songs. John Bonham’s son Jason was on drums.

PapaStevesy ,

I think they were joking

Blue_Morpho ,

Joke.

skulkingaround ,

Yeah it was a terrible concert venue and sports arena other than being a novelty shape.

Pretty much everyone in town loves the bass pro shop and we’re much happier to see it in use than abandoned like it was for so many years.

BackOnMyBS ,
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place avatar

What about an Alanis Morrissette facts community called You Oughta Know?

Posts:

  • [YOK] Alanis is Canadamerican (Canadian & American)
  • [YOK] You Oughta Know featured RHCP members Dave Navarro and Flea
  • [YOK] The song Ironic is not ironic. Isn’t that ironic?
ssj2marx ,

Memphis took the coward’s way out. You could make it a pyramid on the outside for the meme and then make the inside shaped to have good acoustics.

SatansMaggotyCumFart , to lemmyshitpost in And please write your apology as detailed as possible at the prompt.

But all his stuff is Al generated and it always has been.

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Sure, but he was trained on a bunch of other musicians.

Dioxid3 ,

Oh my god this is hilarious

Norgur ,
@Norgur@fedia.io avatar

And all Al says is convoluted, kinda off and weird.

Holyhandgrenade ,
@Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world avatar
SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

How did he parody me before I wrote that?

Holyhandgrenade ,
@Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world avatar

Weird Al is a time traveler confirmed

DharmaCurious , to lemmyshitpost in Disgustang
@DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

… Please do not throw away Nana’s crockery. Some of that shit is valuable.

Also, use a wet wipe and turn the net curtains into tights you can wear while he rails he. Nana’s generation was frugal, she will approve.

Daxter101 ,

This comment made my life better than the post made it worse. Thank you for bringing a significant net positive into the world.

DharmaCurious ,
@DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

Lmao. Thank you.

1995ToyotaCorolla ,
@1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world avatar

People will pay crazy money for old Pyrex stuff. I saw a bowl my grandma had growing up in a thrift store (it was brown and had mushrooms on it) and they wanted $75 for it

So yeah, don’t throw away anything in grandma’s pantry. Sell it and blow the money on ketamine and plan b

DharmaCurious ,
@DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

My parents (and grandparents) sold antiques, traveled and did the flea market circuit. That brown bowl with the mushrooms, was it this one?

We sold a ton of those.

1995ToyotaCorolla ,
@1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world avatar

lol yup! That’s the one

Sagifurius ,

Holy fuck I have one of those somewhere.

DharmaCurious ,
@DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

The old pyrex, cookware in general, is actually pretty valuable today. I mean, you’re not gonna buy a home off the sale of Nana’s favorites pans, but you could make a little bit of scratch.

Sagifurius ,

Nah i don’t sell that stuff, i use it. Matching set of frying pans and a dutch oven from the 1920s from grandmas estate, none of my family or cousins are really into cooking, grabbed them when they put the house up for sale. Just recently scored the matching trivet for the dutch oven off ebay. I gather they’re worth about a grand altogether.

DharmaCurious ,
@DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

Oh that’s awesome! I collected cast iron a few years back, but everything is in storage.

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