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UnderpantsWeevil , to funny in This would get me to actually watch a remake
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

Hugh Jackman as “hideous non-Muppet Beast”, plus he gets to sing and dance. I know he’d jump at the opportunity.

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In ,

Quick. Call his agent!

Bishma , to science_memes in Chemists of Lemmy, how accurate is this likability table?
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My degree is in bio but if I’m remembering my coursework correctly, this is the legend that’s supposed to be on it.

https://i.postimg.cc/NFNLFJ7n/chart-legend.png

Contravariant ,

If someone’s licking any of the transuranic elements I’m not sticking around to watch.

Some stuff should simply not exist in a lickable quantity.

Maggoty ,

I see we’re continuing the trend of scaring literally everyone when a scientist gets excited.

ImpressiveEssay , to lemmyshitpost in Setting some boundaries

This is like when the Brits get upset when Ireland makes fun of em… it’s the bare minimum after hundreds of years of abusing our people, land and rights

brbposting ,

How would you use the compliment sandwich method to criticize Britain?

RIPandTERROR ,
@RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works avatar

Nice museums. Fuck you fuck you fuck you. Nice teeth.

arudesalad ,

Watching other brits get upset at that kind of stuff is really funny, almost as funny as the jokes the Irish say about us

Today , to cat in Been a rough couple months

Glad you’re on the mend, Scooter!!

Sternburgexport , to lemmyshitpost in Setting some boundaries

Invade the polish ❌ Invite the polish ✅

MajorHavoc , to science_memes in Chemists of Lemmy, how accurate is this likability table?

Needs a “how fast can you move your tongue?” label for the unstable elements.

jol ,

Is it really that bad to lick something that disappears after nanoseconds?

chuckleslord ,

It doesn’t disappear, it becomes a different element.

jol ,

Well, yeah. I guess it depends on into what they transform.

MajorHavoc ,

Lol. I meant to accomplish the lick, in the first place.

I have no real sense of the likely consequences, other than “probably not great”.

marcos ,

“Please, tell me how!”

ChaosCoati , to cat in Been a rough couple months
@ChaosCoati@midwest.social avatar

Thank you for taking such good care of him. He’s a lucky kitty

abfarid , to lemmyshitpost in Setting some boundaries
@abfarid@startrek.website avatar

No occupation, just visiting.

BeigeAgenda ,
@BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca avatar

A blitz visit.

bleistift2 , to lemmyshitpost in Welcome, visitor.

Famously origin of “Human music”.

– I kinda like it.

norimee , to lemmyshitpost in Welcome, visitor.

This makes me think of the TV series The Neighbors with an alien family living in a gated suburbia calling themselves “Larry Bird” and “Jackie Joyner-Kersee” - real human names to be inconspicuous.

Infernal_pizza , to cat in Sinister
@Infernal_pizza@lemmy.world avatar

Is that crunchy cat/Luna?

rbesfe , to science_memes in Chemists of Lemmy, how accurate is this likability table?

Licking bismuth would be very very very very very bad

Dr_Cog ,
@Dr_Cog@mander.xyz avatar

Listen to this guy. He’s serious bismuth

MossyFeathers ,

Why? Bismuth is pretty harmless from what I can find. It’s not great but it’s way better than lead (which it replaced in a lot of applications). Based on what I read, bismuth probably wouldn’t hurt you if you gave it a lick.

Are you thinking of benzene?

agent_nycto ,

Mfer I’ll go lick my rainbow Lovecraftian City looking rocks right now to spite you

agent_nycto ,
Battle_Masker , to lemmyshitpost in when
@Battle_Masker@lemmy.world avatar

did you have a stroke or did I have one?

Pacattack57 ,

It’s a repost from r/whenthe from Reddit

MapleEngineer , (edited ) to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit is running out of options.
@MapleEngineer@lemmy.world avatar

I watch court videos on YouTube. It seems that many judges are cluing in to the best methods to respond to the sovereign citizen nonsense. If you’re, “the authorized representative of [name]” then [name] has failed to appear and they issue a bench warrant, have the person thrown in jail until they can be positively identified. I’ve seen judges throw them in jail for up to 30 days for contempt for refusing to answer basic questions and I’ve seen judges withdraw their permission to represent themselves because they keep saying that they “don’t understand” anything that’s going on. You can’t represent yourself if you don’t understand.

I love this judge.

BlackLaZoR , to cat in Sinister
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You better provide him that lifetime supply of tuna

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