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over_clox , to lemmyshitpost in Meet my new puppy: Ass!

Instructions unclear, ate the puppy.

Iheartcheese ,
@Iheartcheese@lemmy.world avatar

I think we’re supposed to name you now?

No_Change_Just_Money ,

I suggest “Rover Cloxworth Van Puppyeater”

ArmokGoB , to funny in Reflects all damage

Fuck. You can say fuck on the internet.

blanketswithsmallpox ,

Oooooooooo. Swear jar!

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Fduckk is more fun tho.

threelonmusketeers ,

*F🦆k

FTFY.

Bansker ,

(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ 𝓕𝓾𝓬𝓴 ♥

Molten_Moron ,

You can?

Fuck I love it here

AFC1886VCC ,

It doesn’t hurt anybody. Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck

AnUnusualRelic ,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

Oooh, now you’ve done it!

Silentiea ,
@Silentiea@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Not everyone gets their memes from fuck-friendly spaces

ArmokGoB ,

Fuck those spaces then.

Annoyed_Crabby ,

No i’m gonna say fduck.

mindbleach ,

Pointless censorship is Lemmy’s dumbest trend.

doofy77 ,
kia , to technology in DuckDuckGo is down. Is there any info about it?? [EDIT: IS BACK]

Apparently the whole ecosystem is down… DDG, Bing, etc.

ekZepp OP ,
@ekZepp@lemmy.world avatar

Now we know what happen when someone in Google pray their AI Overlord to increase Google search traffic

…the AI just cut down the competition.

henfredemars , (edited ) to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit made her own license plate out of cardboard.

If you say the magic words, laws don’t apply.

EDIT: I looked up two of these. Theft prevention act? It’s like they’re randomly cutting and pasting parts of laws and in their heads somehow it makes sense.

I can also randomly pick words from legal documents to say anything I want. But then, every word in this post came from a legal document including the following:

I now own your house and by having read this post you consent to a transfer of all your assets to me. No signature or confirmation required. No take backs.

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

Yeah well your spouse is now my spouse, oogity boogity I said the magic words. Also gimme all your shoes.

henfredemars ,

Granted. You are now on the hook for her child support payments for my raising her kids.

The one thing a sovcit can never do.

TexasDrunk ,

You didn’t capitalize anything so I’m RUBBER and you’re GLUE. It is now your RESPONSIBILITY as I have claimed my RIGHTS.

IphtashuFitz ,

Where’s your red ink thumbprint?

homesweethomeMrL ,

Blast!

saltesc ,

You didn’t use EMOJIS so payment in the FORM of $1M upfront, THEN the usual PAYMENTS 😘🤣🤔🤑💥🦶🐢

Alexstarfire ,

I think that’s two things: raised kids, and paying child support.

eltrain123 ,

I believe the technical term is “no takesie backsies”.

Now, the whole thing is void, you fool!

SpaghettiYeti ,

No, it has to be “NO TAKESIE BACKSIES, WITHOUT PREJUDICE”. Now it’s all mine!

eltrain123 ,

Fuck! Ya got me.

mkwt ,

“natural born” is part of the qualification to be President of the United States in the constitution.

“Under God” is a clause that was officially added to the pledge of allegiance in the 1950s. The pledge of allegiance doesn’t really have much legal significance at all in the United States, even if it is recited daily in schools.

“Natural born woman” sounds a lot like an Aretha Franklin hit.

mPony ,

after reading about people who don’t understand law I can only say YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE less of a dumbass. (not you, mkwt, all you did was put Aretha in my head which is never a bad thing, also FREEEEeeeeeWAY OF LOVE)

wander1236 ,
@wander1236@sh.itjust.works avatar

You can’t own my house if I don’t own a house. Checkmate liberal

lemmy_get_my_coat , to insanepeoplefacebook in This cannot be unseen.

I’m amazed that they draw the Earth as a globe

ChaoticNeutralCzech ,

But still think its “geographic center” is on the surface, in Turkey of all places. Perhaps because it’s near the threshold of the 3 old continents, which is where the Mediterranean (“Mid-Earth-ean”) Sea got its name from?

ChaoticNeutralCzech , (edited )

But still think its “geographic center” is on the surface, in Turkey of all places. Perhaps because it’s near the threshold of the 3 “old” continents, which is where the Mediterranean (“Mid-Earth-ean”) Sea got its name from?

Well, I think we’re not advanced enough to understand. We still use this primitive old technology called “cryptographic keys”, whereas the calculation provided documents a yet-unknown authentication technique for the future of man. Whoever is entombed in the Pyramids sure is authenticated af, which comes in handy because of the KYC laws Charon needs to follow.

Honytawk , to insanepeoplefacebook in This cannot be unseen.

If the tips of those pyramids were above water during Noah’s flood, wouldn’t that mean there was still a ton of land left?

venoft ,
@venoft@lemmy.world avatar

There are higher hills in Egypt, let alone mountain ranges.

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Not only are there higher hills, the Pyramid of Djedefre, which is now mostly gone, was put on a plateau overlooking the Giza pyramids specifically so Djedfre, who was the sun of Khufu, who built the great pyramid, could say that his was higher than his father’s.

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar
kromem ,

Yeah, but they didn’t build oars or sails, so they were kind of stuck.

Also, everyone else and the other animals didn’t know about gravity, so they didn’t realize they could have just walked uphill to not drown.

It’s the contextual details that matter.

Crack0n7uesday ,

Noah was before Moses so I don’t the pyramids were built before the flood.

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

The Bible doesn’t actually say that the Israelites built the pyramids, but the entire Egyptian pharaonic line would have post-dated Noah, so it still doesn’t make chronological sense within the Biblical narrative.

CapnAssHolo , to lemmyshitpost in Winner's Luck
Plum , to insanepeoplefacebook in Someone finally asks the question we all have of sovcits.
@Plum@lemmy.world avatar

Have… Have they never had a card declined for insufficient funds?

Because that is surely a thing. Sometimes banks are extra dicks and let the charge(s) through to save the cardholder from ‘embarrassment’ but then tack on an insufficient funds fee to every single charge separately. That they allowed. Knowing you had no money.

Maybe that doesn’t happen anymore, but it sure as fuck happened to me.

GoddessOfGouda ,

I’ve never had it happen with a credit card (compounding interest is what kicks your ass there), but definitely a bank debit card. Most banks I know of these days still apply overdraft fees too.

Not sure if the sovcit is talking about doing this with a credit or debit card

pdxfed ,

They were all slapped on the wrist in the last aughts and paid some DOJ fines in millions for billions in fees they collected for 15+ years and finally gave customers control as opt in

gila ,

Doesn’t happen in Aus anymore following multiple investigations into banking sector misconduct over past couple of decades. Informal overdrafts are now illegal here for most accounts. But it sure as fuck happened to me too. Multiple times, I still remember it was a $35 fee anytime my balance went below zero. I was just a teenager with undiagnosed ADHD overestimating how much I had left. We didn’t have online banking yet, I couldn’t just check. And that was a significant part of my pay. Cunts.

RedditWanderer ,

It’s not to save from embarrassment, it’s overdraft protection as a service on the account, and it’s expensive. If you don’t have overdraft protection it will just decline instead.

some_guy ,

When I was in my early twenties, I opened a savings account and the banker didn’t tell me that the amount that I was depositing was bellow the minimum balance. I was instantly dinged. At that age, I wasn’t confident enough to call bullshit. I ate the penalty.

Today, I would demand a refund and I’d politely make it clear that I was taking my business elsewhere because the bank obviously didn’t have proper ethics training. I’d do it in such a way as to diplomatically put that person’s job at risk. If they didn’t get fired for ripping me off, they’d for sure be on notice with their boss.

Banks are so corrupt that they get away with all kinds of evil. But not at the lowly level of a peon in a branch. That I might tell friends and family about the experience might not protect the “little person” on the front lines. Execs can get away with fucking murder.

bleistift2 ,

the amount that I was depositing was bellow the minimum balance

So they charged you not for owing them money, but for being too poor to have an account with them?

Rekorse ,

This one doesn’t seem to have a way to make it sound legit, does it. Any way you shake it, the banker should never have behaved that way.

I like your phrasing though, “too poor to have an account here”. The fact the “penalty” is money is just cruel.

some_guy ,

I could have deposited the minimum amount, but she probably sensed that if I was told that it had to be more, I might choose not to open the account after all.

thejoker954 ,

Yup used to happen a lot to me. Haven’t had it happen in years, but Chase seems to want to really try doing it.

Without fail withdrawals happen at exactly midnight. Deposits won’t hit until 5am.

rem26_art , to linuxmemes in Gotta stab a new drive into computer
@rem26_art@fedia.io avatar

... it never occurred to me that it could be fs tab

tiefling , to mildlyinfuriating in Lots of times the restaurants won't even have milk

The worst is when mocktails cost as much as cocktails. Like a non alcoholic whiskey sour will be $13, Shirley Temples are like $10

At least from my experience in NYC

GreatTitEnthusiast ,

What if I told you that you aren’t paying for the drinks but you’re renting the table/bar stool

protist ,

For real, a shot of vodka doesn’t justify $13 for a drink, it’s the rent that does that

Swedneck ,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

jokes on them, i’m just going to get water or fucking leave, i’m not paying 10 bucks for a beverage when you can buy soda at the store for 1$ per liter.

GluWu ,

I’ve never order a mixed drink in my life. Got some flasks in college and will still take that and have a soda instead. With beers being $7 minimum I’m also starting to just slam a >9% IPA before going in and having water.

TexMexBazooka ,

You wouldn’t be at the bar in the first place and if you were they’d want you to leave.

bigkahuna1986 ,

Margarita with tequila? $12. Margarita without tequila? $12.

JackFrostNCola ,

Even worse now is the non-alcoholic spirits you can buy that legit cost as much as the original alcoholic version, and then they use that in a cocktail.
Yes it Does taste just like the proper cocktail but your kinda missing half the point of the drink…

Lemming6969 ,

In some cases mocktails have ingredients that are more complex and harder to make.

Anticorp , to funny in Radical acceptance

What is “rizz”?

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world avatar

It’s something the youths are saying these days to describe someone who’s smooth and has cha-“rizz”-ma.

Anticorp ,

Did you say youts?

dumbass ,
@dumbass@leminal.space avatar

I think they meant the Houthis.

ArcaneSlime ,

Houthis and the Blowfish?

Itd4n ,

Yeah. Two yutes.

Hadriscus ,

I’ll be in my yurt

AtariDump ,

Mr Gambini, what exactly is a yute?

TetraVega ,

I’m sorry, your honor. Two “youths”.

smeenz ,

Oh you mean utes

sugar_in_your_tea ,

As a Utahn, I respect this.

FatTony ,
@FatTony@lemmy.world avatar

I always thought it meant to fart.

BeigeAgenda ,
@BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca avatar

Too bad INT,CHA,DEX,… didn’t catch on instead.

BeigeAgenda ,
@BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca avatar

She has no rizz

Rizzo

AtariDump ,
Imgonnatrythis ,

I assume it means libido. This lady is very much a voluntary celebate.

gallopingsnail ,
@gallopingsnail@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Inferring an awful lot from just a picture, my guy.

Imgonnatrythis ,

Are you kidding? Even with a bad personality and a tic disorder someone that looks like this can get dates. Have you never been around a beautiful person before?

piccolo ,

Never heard asexuality/aromantic?

Imgonnatrythis ,

Never heard the word libido that I used?

piccolo ,

Yes, and it’s irrelevant.

Imgonnatrythis ,

Perhaps to you! 😅

piccolo ,

Not sure I understand what you mean by that.

Sizzler ,

Not too quick on the pick up eh?

Maggoty ,

That’s the meme picture. Not the person.

Imgonnatrythis ,

Are you certain?

sugar_in_your_tea ,

Yes.

TetraVega ,

“Attractive privilege”.

I acknowledge the possibility of attractive people being involuntarily celibate, but I suspect that is is much less likely than for unattractive people.

PrimeMinisterKeyes ,

You definitely get more eyeballs when you are good-looking, but there is no natural drive belt that automatically turns these into more partners for you.

funkless_eck ,

it’s what you do to your blorbo

ILikeBoobies ,

Swag

Charisma

mriormro ,
@mriormro@lemmy.world avatar

recessive jizz

MeDuViNoX ,
@MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works avatar

You only get the jizz if you got the rizz. 😎

PM_Your_Nudes_Please ,

It’s slang for charisma.

TotallyNotSpez , to lemmyshitpost in who's tried it? what does it taste like?

I consider this to be a hate crime against my people.

pleb_maximus ,

I consider this a hate crime no matter the people.

AlligatorBlizzard ,

This is definitely a hate crime against gamers.

Tetsuo ,

Imagine what the Guinness people are thinking about this…

TotallyNotSpez ,

I am the Guinness people. ^^

Tetsuo ,

That was indeed the joke.

Not enough Guinness I guess :)

TotallyNotSpez ,

I mean, it’s only 3:40 pm where I live now. But later? Sure!

n3m37h ,

Pfft, it’s 5 o’clock somewhere in the world

Thassodar ,

It’s not a hate crime the first time.

_cnt0 , to lemmyshitpost in Womens fashion guide
@_cnt0@sh.itjust.works avatar

Dear women, please don’t listen to a random cunt on the internet on how to dress. I’m also random, and a cunt, but please dress like this:

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/9409196e-1faa-4519-9581-5bfc5a3bc22a.jpeg

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Dear women please don’t dress. I won’t.

Thcdenton ,
Riven ,
@Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Does she just have to have her arms really high up to go through the robot arms? Or does she have some sort of controller in there?

LemmyKnowsBest ,

Too late. I already went out and bought the outfit.

Etterra ,

Uh… Her arms make no sense. Kindly either wear power armor that has logical proportions or just go get a tank. Otherwise you just look like a mutant and that’s a BAD look for an Inquisitor.

dogsoahC ,

Eh, depends on your Ordo.

RememberTheApollo_ ,

They cut off your arms when you get that suit. It’s fine.

MeDuViNoX ,
@MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works avatar

People talking about the arms, but I feel like the hair is going to be a bigger issue in that outfit.

ashok36 , to mildlyinfuriating in The way my daughter's middle school health class classifies drugs is insane.

Marijuana is not a gateway drug.

Having to deal with a drug dealer that wants to also sell you actually addictive drugs is the gateway.

Legalize pot, sell it at the grocery store, and you will watch the number of addicts in general fall precipitously. I guarantee it.

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Weird how cigarettes and alcohol are not ‘gateway drugs.’

Carighan ,
@Carighan@lemmy.world avatar

That’s because from a health perspective, alcohol in particular is an “end state drug”. It’s what you die with. It ruins you. Not as fast as heroine, but just as thoroughly.

Red_October ,

So if I just occasionally have a beer with dinner does that mean I could also enjoy a bit of light recreational heroine for dessert?

littlebluespark ,
@littlebluespark@lemmy.world avatar
CanadaPlus ,

Yeah, I really wonder who writes these, and what their outlook on their job is. They have to know that the content has some pretty strong omissions or false inclusions there for political reasons.

IzzyScissor ,

Don’t forget shampoo!

My D.A.R.E. officer made sure we all knew that shampoo is a drug because it’s a chemical compound that physically affects our bodies. I definitely had fewer issues with drugs after learning that I was already a ‘drug user’.

funkless_eck ,

I had fewer issues with drugs after doing drugs, having a great time, feeling better the next morning than if I’d had 4 pints of beer.

RGB3x3 ,

That’s actually a pretty good way to think about it though. Drugs are just chemical compounds and different compounds have different effects on the body.

Are you sure that D.A.R.E officer was not secretly cool?

IzzyScissor ,

D.A.R.E. has been proven to increase drug use, so I don’t think it was just him. The entire ‘scare tactic’ just doesn’t work.

HelixDab2 ,

Having to deal with a drug dealer that wants to also sell you actually addictive drugs

Clearly marijuana has some serious kind of habituation, and it’s equally clear that many people that use marijuana are problem users. Addictive? No, not by any strict definition of addiction, since you won’t suffer serious adverse effects if you stop. OTOH, I’ve known at least as many problem marijuana users as problem drinkers

ashok36 ,

The question isn’t whether Marijuana is habit forming. Obviously for some percentage it is. The question is whether Marijuana use in and of itself encourages or preface additional drug use. My position is that it does not and by legalizing Marijuana we would find that it is the interaction with black market drug dealers which correlates instead.

HelixDab2 ,

The question is whether Marijuana use in and of itself encourages or preface additional drug use.

I would argue that in many ways it does. Marijuana is–or was–illegal. Alcohol is legal, but age restricted. If you are willing to use a substance that is (was) entirely illegal, you are more likely going to be willing to try other drugs that are legitimately addictive, because you’ve already crossed one of the major hurdles. If alcohol had been illegal for the same amount of time that marijuana had been, then I would agree that alcohol was likely a gateway drug as well.

I’m in favor of de-scheduling marijuana entirely. But I think that it’s disingenuous for people to act as though there weren’t serious problems with chronic and underage marijuana use.

HopingForBetter ,

After a quick search through us history, alcohol was banned around 1920 and lasted for about 13 years. The marijuana ban that we all know of happened, get this, in 1970, and states began pushing back only 3 years after. So, alcohol was banned far longer than marijuana. The d.a.r.e. campaigns and other propoganda coupled with the inability to do scientific studies on the drug created the mass panic. There were not serious problems, other than some politician needing a platform.

HelixDab2 ,

So, alcohol was banned far longer than marijuana.

…What? The 1970s were 50 years ago. And marijuana was illegal long before it was classified as a schedule 1 drug under the Comprehensive Drug Abuse Prevention and Control Act of 1970.

HopingForBetter ,

You’re going to have to provide some source for it being illegal. Arguably, it was contentious in the 30s, but the first official ruling was 1970.

It also seems like you don’t understand that it being banned 50 years ago is not the same as it being banned for 50 years.

It was banned in 1970, but 3 years after, states pushed back.

Alcohol was banned in 1920, and 13 years later, it was unbanned.

You are coming across as very emotional about this, but you are showing how little you have researched. I don’t have time to bring you up to speed if you are only going to keep your fingers in your ears while you shut your eyes and scream how right you are.

Have a good day.

HelixDab2 ,

It also seems like you don’t understand that it being banned 50 years ago is not the same as it being banned for 50 years.

Dude, it is literally illegal at the federal level at this very moment. If you use marijuana, and you buy a firearm, you are a felon. The ban may not be fully enforced in some states right now, but the feds can, at any moment, and on a whim, go into California and Colorado and arrest every single person working at a dispensary and charge them under federal drug trafficking laws, and send every single one of them to prison for life.

I would ask what you’re on, but I’m pretty sure I can guess.

Dasus ,
@Dasus@lemmy.world avatar

It was banned in 1970

You are coming across as very emotional about this, but you are showing how little you have researched.

Ironic.

1951-56:

Stricter Sentencing Laws

Enactment of federal laws (Boggs Act, 1952; Narcotics Control Act, 1956) which set mandatory sentences for drug-related offenses, including marijuana.

A first-offense marijuana possession carried a minimum sentence of 2-10 years with a fine of up to $20,000.

[www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/…/cron.html#:~:t…](https://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/shows/dope/etc/cron.html#:~:text=Enactment%20of%20federal%20laws%20(Boggs,fine%20of%20up%20to%20%2420%2C000).

Alcohol was banned in 1920, and 13 years later, it was unbanned.

The prohibition was protested long before it was finally repealed.

Uneven enforcement and the continued circulation of illegal alcohol led to widespread lawbreaking, corruption, and a nationwide backlash. Opposition to Prohibition by elected officials and grassroots organizations in New York, including Governor Al Smith, Congressman Fiorello La Guardia, and the Manhattan-based Women’s Organization for National Prohibition Reform (WONPR), increased throughout the 1920s.

www.mcny.org/exhibition/protesting-prohibition

HopingForBetter ,

You do realize that your providing sources for someone else who didn’t doesn’t make them less emotional, nor my original post “ironic” for not knowing your sources.

I stand by my original post, which was a cursory google search of us history.

Thanks for providing sources.

However, my ultimate point that it was never a gateway drug and bans were consistently protested remains.

Is your point that I’m wrong for not knowing everything because I said “Here’s what I found, stop being emotional and show me what you found.”?

Good day.

Dasus ,
@Dasus@lemmy.world avatar

I stand by my original post, which was a cursory google search of us history.

It wasn’t, or you’re horrible at it.

“when was weed made illegal” produces

…wikipedia.org/…/Legal_history_of_cannabis_in_the…

This

Which opens with

In the United States, increased restrictions and labeling of cannabis (legal term marijuana or marihuana) as a poison began in many states from 1906 onward, and outright prohibitions began in the 1920s. By the mid-1930s cannabis was regulated as a drug in every state, including 35 states that adopted the Uniform State Narcotic Drug Act.[1] The first national regulation was the Marihuana Tax Act of 1937.[2]

Which indeed makes your attempt to mock someone for poor research / knowledge very ironic indeed

IzzyScissor ,

You’re saying that it has nothing to do with marijuana itself that make it a gateway drug, only that we’ve made it illegal.

That means anything we make illegal is a ‘gateway X’.

Dasus ,
@Dasus@lemmy.world avatar

If you are willing to use a substance that is (was) entirely illegal, you are more likely going to be willing to try other drugs that are legitimately addictive, because you’ve already crossed one of the major hurdle

It’s honestly rather ludicrous to still see 60’s propaganda being parroted. You’re on the internet, dude. There’s no need for you to be that ignorant.

TK420 ,

I bet it’s a useful plant and that’s why people use it daily.

Oh, guess what, it’s time to take my meds, I’ll be back after a few bong hits before I go back to work.

CanadaPlus ,

I wonder what the stats in Canada look like now.

funkyfarmington ,

The “gateway drug” thing was a lie in 1985 and its a lie now.

chatokun ,

I buy THC drinks online from 3Chi. I haven’t had an urge to try anything harder (in fact, I’m a bit scared of anything that might affect my heart (aside from booze becaus3 we all do at least one very stupid thing), and the only thing I do want to try but only with a good support group around is shrooms).

areyouevenreal ,

Having to deal with a drug dealer that wants to also sell you actually addictive drugs is the gateway.

Marijuana is addictive though. Maybe not as addictive as some other things, but pretending it’s completely non addictive is disingenuous and misleading. It’s more addictive than say LSD or psilocybin for example.

That isn’t to say it should remain illegal though. Legalisation has positive benefits even for harder, more addictive substances than marijuana. See the history of alcohol prohibition for example, or the disaster that is the war on drugs.

Gormadt , to memes in *Chuckles* I'm in danger
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Seeing kids surpass me in skills I taught them how to do is (for me) a fantastic feeling

I want to see them be better than I was at whatever I taught them

FlihpFlorp ,

Someday our children’s children children and so on will be so powerful

gibmiser , (edited )

3,600 degree noscope headshots incoming

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