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Waiter comes up with a tray: pig in a blanket?

Me half stoned laying in bed: the fuck did you call me?

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The first ones just a British family on holiday.

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Ps3 is starting to be referenced as retro now…

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The Bags that spare buttons come in, or how I used to get all my drugs.

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But also, people wondered why our generation loved taking drugs and being weird fucks…

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I got a few alcoholic friends who would loved to spend eternity mixed with their favourite booze.

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Making sure your fruit and veg is washed, half the time we’ve dropped it on the dirty floor and just do a quick dust off.

If you’re not fully washing your fresh produce when you get home, do it from now on, people are fucking disgusting and will sneeze in their hands meer seconds before picking up, handling and then putting back the stuff on the shelf, contaminating the rest.

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I know thats you Sean, trying to get out of interviewing crappy celebs?

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Must be " post unfunny memes" day today.

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They all better be playing the kazoo.

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You know you’re a shit parent, when Gul Dukat is a better parent than you… Worf…

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Season 13 was cool, the writing team all did acid together before writing the season, some really introspective episodes.

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Yeah, but it was a lot of fun, remember when we made them reenact the entirety of the Abyss in Klingon?

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Why didn’t you use the blood drainer 5000? We had like 10 of them!

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Wait you’re not made of genocide money?

Ohhh, shit, hmmm, I got a few things I gotta send back then.

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That hill you’re dying on is made out gluten free kinetic sand.

dumbass ,
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Well, we need to make 88 stand for Hulk Hogan Brother!

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Nah I think its Bono, U2.

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Place the top of the bag between your palms, then think about your evil plan while sliding your hands against each other till they open, if not, try it on the bottom of the bag.

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You can still see who liked your post.

So someone just needs to make an account that says edgy things, then screen shot the list.

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Awesome, I was looking for something to wind down with after today’s shitty ass day at work.

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Nowhere near as fun as you’d think.

Not enough ass, too much shit.

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If you go to the website there’s a detailed explanation.

But yes, a hotdog is a taco when its cut down the middle side or top, its a burrito when the hotdog is encased in the bread.

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Yo god, if you’re real, could you send another great flood? I think we fucked up again.

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Nah that’s their ghost commenting.

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I’m bombarded with so much information every day that it’s not feasible to fact-check it all.

Source?

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Dude, you’re on a link aggregator right now

Source?

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Wait, so this isn’t the left for dead 2 lobby?

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Awww man, not again!

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Look, my username is dumbass, so its totally understandable.

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I could fight him.

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If that child is coming to take my flesh, imma fight that kid.

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They’re lucky Dolly would want me to be kind to them.

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What’s with this single button UI?

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I don’t know what alternative universe instance of Lemmy you use, but loving Keanu Reeves is one thing Lemmy and Reddit wholeheartedly agree on.

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You’re a strange one Mr Grinch.

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They’re no 30 odd foot of grunt…

But for a band that has an a list celebrity in it, they’re pretty good.

HP bricks ProBook laptops with bad BIOS delivered via automatic updates — many users face black screen after Windows pushes new firmware (www.tomshardware.com)

On May 26, a user on HP’s support forums reported that a forced, automatic BIOS update had bricked their HP ProBook 455 G7 into an unusable state. Subsequently, other users have joined the thread to sound off about experiencing the same issue....

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Ralph died of a heroin overdose behind a Denny’s dumpster.

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Its all the games…

I don’t know, but the longer the trailer went the less I knew about it.

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Garrotxa is a comarca (county) in the Girona region, Catalonia, Spain. Its population in 2016 was 55,999, more than half of them in the capital city of Olot. It is roughly equivalent to the historical County of Besalú.

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The men’s 3000 metres steeplechase competition of the athletics events at the 2015 Pan American Games took place on July 21 at the CIBC Pan Am and Parapan Am Athletics Stadium. The event was won by Matt Hughes of Canada in a time of 8:32.18.

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