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Surely, you will not regret drinking 15 glasses of orange juice.

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Give it to your dad for last night!

Haha, got 'em!

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That’s my second favorite pickle surprise!

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I’m in the minority here, but I like the burning feeling on my asshole from capsaicin.

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That feeling you get when you eat some Carolina Reaper hot sauce and hit the toilet next time.

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I thought about it, but honestly, I think I could hurt myself.

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Yeah, I’m getting a lot of projection there.

I hope you find a better way forward, clearly we can’t help one another.

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Show us the other 3 sides of the pyramid!

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They always gave them away for free, so I guess never?

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Me too!

Like right now you’re feeling insincere, conceited, and slightly jovial.

Is there any significance to people using emojis that match their skin tone?

I’m asking because as a light-skinned male, I always use the standard Simpsons yellow. I don’t really see other light-skinned people using an emoji that matches their skin tone, but often do see people of color use them. Maybe white people don’t naturally realize a need to be explicit with emoji skin-tone or perhaps it’s...

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I’m in the bed in the middle of my room gang, never had bed bugs.

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Jooties!

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Lol, I’ll even wake up sleeping with my back to the door – no fear.

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I guess just move your bed to the middle of the room and wait until you get used to it. I’m not sure about the subconscious/sleeping part… Maybe it’ll just happen naturally over time?

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I’ve only woken up like that a few dozen times in my life.

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I want old features and less. 😞

(I’m still switching to Linux.)

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Hell naw, my last password was: Xé7&//sgn385d$@+îñccv72RtY¾ff°¥∆§

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When will these morons realize

Never, that’s why they’re morons.

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Now do a list of people others have compared him to.

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Wants to get his shit together – becomes a plumber.

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Yes, this is the joke.

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They literally keep the shit of other people together… I don’t know why I thought the people of green text would get the joke.

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The only other better option for keeping shit together would be waste water management.

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Indeed.

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My comment or the one that commented on it? I read both, I dunno.

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But it keeps the shit together.

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It looks like a tasty new flavor of PEZ that has been through some tough times.

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That last point, maybe sex in a canoe that was beached? Then it wouldn’t tip over and you wouldn’t get sandy.

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Pride is in the eye(s) of the beholder!

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I’m almost 40 and I can’t think of any situations like that. So it’s fairly safe to say I’ll probably never realize at this point.

New Louisiana law will criminalize approaching police under certain circumstances (apnews.com)

Critics of a new Louisiana law, which makes it a crime to approach within 25 feet (7.6 meters) of a police officer under certain circumstances, fear that the measure could hinder the public’s ability to film officers — a tool that has increasingly been used to hold police accountable....

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The CCF does have a nice ring to it! /s

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