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GluWu ,

My brain just assumes everything is trauma and doesn’t store anything

GluWu ,

My whole property is nutrient void clay. Its greener where I piss.

GluWu ,

It only rains like a dozen times a year. I’ve got some decent work on the ground for my garden, there’s worms even! But I don’t have the time or water to really do several acres. I just kill invasives and water the natives. I have tons of native desert wild flowers but I still need to kill like an acre of buffle grass(I think that’s what its called, super hardy invasive African grass). I have a lot of native seeds for larger plants and trees that I’m going to sow and hope they grow after I leave.

GluWu ,

Hail NASA

GluWu ,

Giant mommy moa gf

GluWu ,

I thought I shit myself again but this is actually worse

GluWu ,

Tossing a dozen employees they were anyways with a big headline about it being because of not constantly working is a net profit from how many other employees will now be scared into working constantly.

GluWu ,

I wish I hadn’t needed to learn these lessons about start ups by working in start ups. I just want to be a mailman or something at this point.

GluWu ,

I love the episode of adventure time where BMO goes on a adventure with bubble, when bubble pops and tells BMO they’re air and always there. YEAH!

GluWu ,

How come cats are allowed to do this but when I do I “need to stop drinking” and people “are concernered about you”. I’m just a silly kitty :3

GluWu ,

If you piss you will die

GluWu ,

My churro dealer is closed on Mondays :(

GluWu ,

I get them straight from the churro lab. They also make conchas and empanadas which I like but I’m a churrohead.

GluWu ,

Sorry fren, we’re all stuck here

GluWu ,

Hell yeah bro, get locked in for that corporate grind. Getting those positive vibes out, absolutely hammering those orders, and staying locked in.

GluWu ,

If ur smol enuf I’ll take you on my moped. I’ll probably have to pedal up the hills.

GluWu ,

Add some peanut butter

GluWu ,

No

GluWu ,

The crunchy part in the middle of posicles is the best part

GluWu ,

I’m collecting vaccines like infinity stones. I’m going to unlock complete autism.

GluWu ,

https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/a19392d1-fee1-407a-808b-f26c27c229f9.webp

GluWu ,

Literally not me rn

GluWu ,

You shouldn’t degrade cock holsters by lumping Trump in with them.

GluWu ,

My parents never gave me money unless I worked for it and washing their cars was one of those few things they did pay me to do. I remember always having to scrub bugs off the front, it was the hardest part. I’ve literally never washed my road cars because its just dust.

GluWu ,

What are you confused about? Some cars I’ve owned cannot go off road, maybe a bumpy dirt road here and there. Other cars I have owned I bought specifically because I needed them to go where there isn’t pavement or even a road. They get a lot dirtier and need cleaning just to stay functional.

GluWu , (edited )

I asked you a pertty clear question and you didn’t responsible to nmy point I’m trying or you exemplify to make If you’re ever willing to actually talk go ahead and DM me since your public views do nothing for you. Cum = upvotes. Hhhhhhhggghhh gonna cum.

Loked lolyes Daddy

GluWu ,

Testicles diarrhea

GluWu ,

Bruh I was gonna give all my upvotes to my grandchildren. What do you mean they dont mean anything? How are they going to live without my hard earned internet points?

GluWu ,

Something about monkies with lots of bananas? Dave’s got 330 million bananas and just got a few hundred thousand more. Hoarding is only bad when people I don’t like do it.

GluWu ,

Lemmy skews heavy 30+ so most people here will never understand. But I’m right there with you.

The tickets you bought? Corporate Overlord sold 'em to you.

Never bought them, i can sneak into anything worth being at.

The tunes you bought? Corporate Overlord.

Never bought them other than physical copies direct from the label that only has 5 artists.

The venue you went to? Sponsored by a corporate overlord.

Never went, any “venue” I’ve been to was come and go.

The Beer you drank at the venue

Didn’t buy it, made and brought it.

the fucking merch you bought

Never bought it

hell, even the fucking parking fee you coughed up went to a corporation.

I go to venues through piblic transit so i can get intoxicated

You don’t get to enjoy music anymore without supporting corporate overlords.

I’ve been contributing to small fedi artists just because they’re small fedi artists.

You’re being an antagonistic asshole and you know it. And you use the term bootlicker incorrectly.

If you even want to talk about you insecurities that you project, I won’t offer myself because you already made up your mind about who I am before you finished reading this. Get help. Twat.

GluWu ,

False as in too low? In 2014 both the mcdouble and mcchicken were $1 each. I ate way too many, but I could get 2 sandwiches and a large drink for $3 plus tax. Today the mcdouble is $2.79, the mcchicken is $2.49, and a large drink is $1.69.

GluWu ,

If a mouse did this in study, we would euthanize it from mercy. I don’t even know if the first meth mice were this obsessive compulsive.

GluWu ,

So the Chinese military has caught up to 2018 American YouTubers?

GluWu ,

Fuck the police. But also fuck witnesses. Even from own experience they will just outright lie. Its only perjury if you say something against the police.

GluWu ,

I wonder if we can work out a brand deal where they change the lemonade to piss(just the label, unless…)

GluWu ,

I really hate how bland and expensive taco bell has gotten. But I do still go and will keep going as long as they keep selling warm nacho cheese that I can spread on my balls.

GluWu ,

I’m just stealth camping in your attic. Its trendy.

Why do people throw out old motors, bicycles, anything metal into rivers and lakes instead of a junk yard or the trash system?

I have been watching magnet fishing and people love to toss stuff over bridges without a second thought on the environmental impact. Hiding evidence I can almost understand but not lawnmowers, car batteries, etc....

GluWu ,

youtube.com/watch?v=JiOXLk9Xj1E

GluWu ,

I was a little concerned but the pictures of their 5 cats makes me think its all good. I’m down.

GluWu ,

Cement is stored in the balls

GluWu ,

Gooy white and brown hhhhnnnnggg

GluWu ,

How move Sweden. Am enjunear. Want make industry.

GluWu ,

Specifically horse girls. Had a boss who had horses, but that’s just what people do. You need a tractor and horses. That’s about it. The horse girl I dated for a year tho… crazy, but fun, but crazy. I’ve been dreaming of a normal relationship ever since. It sounds so boring, but I think I want some shred of stability.

GluWu ,

I would if I had someone. But for now I just give my cat the big squeeze and smooch her head.

GluWu ,

Go 👏 Piss 👏 Girl

GluWu ,

Woke: cumposting

GluWu ,

I hope the city has figured out by now I’m not cutting my “weeds”. Gave me shit last year. The ordinance is so vague and allows the city to just go onto your property and cut everything down and bill you for the time. I fucking dare them.

GluWu ,

Its purely aesthetics. They put it in because like a third of the “city” (like 5k people) is abandoned so they want to go on to those properties to cut everything down. Which is dumb because you have to poison the invasive weeds that are here to kill them. They just pop right back up if you cut them. But I guess thats how they keep the money coming in, they charge like $400 per hour. I manage my garden, its far away from the road, I pull or poison any invasives. But I let native plants grow. Old people just see plants that aren’t perfectly manicured and call the city. And nobody has lawns here, they want the entire city to just be bare gravel.

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