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None of that has anything to do with the question they asked.

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According to porn hub, plenty of people are committed to trying.

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Should we be giving our toddlers bones to chew on?

For real though, what about people who have gaps in their teeth? Did they have too much hard food?

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Custom mechanical keyboard, and older Logitech mice.

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Why would they apologize for that? Were people clutching their pearls?

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Teen slang? Thicc has been around online since around 2010, and IRL for even longer. That means anyone who was a teen when it became popularized is pushing 30 now.

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Fucking right? I grew up in schools where urban vernacular was very popular, so it’s interwoven into my casual speech. But SJW’s would have you believe I’m culturally appropriating lingo because of the color of my skin, despite the fact that it’s part of my upbringing. So much of modern anti-racism is just moar racism.

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Shuck it baby!

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Cringe is getting offended by an aquarium having fun with their PR.

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How dare they express the joy that was in their hearts!

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Oops! I punctured the tank.

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solar panels. Modern ones are very black

Is this why the far right hates solar?

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They’re pro-money more than anti-humanist. They vote with their investment portfolios more than their heads.

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“The shareholders” usually equates to a couple of insanely wealthy majority holders. The rest are mostly just regular people with regular people opinions of things.

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How many people still smoke

Not many. It’s been a long time since the last time I saw a smoker.

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You won’t die as a remote drone pilot. You don’t even need to leave an air conditioned room.

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So, like the movie The Last Starfighter, but with humans instead of aliens.

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I’ve never seen it. Any good?

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Just pretend they’re not really people. EZ!

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Yeah it was a metal ball that was just barely tossed against the window. From what I heard, the engineers told him not to do that, but he still did. They got a bunch of free publicity out of it, which is probably why he did it.

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And it can be tracked at all times.

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You can’t stop drinking alcohol without medical assistance once you’re an alcoholic, or you will die.

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It’s factually correct for people who have developed a physical dependency on alcohol.

Source: thousands of medical examples, studies, data, and decades of research.

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That’s a good point. I read that a lot of morbidly obese people process food the same as normal people process drugs or vigorous exercise. Their body produces endorphins when they eat, which is what leads to the excessive eating. They’re literally addicts, getting high all the time. Is there any medication that can block the endorphin response to their eating, since it’s pretty much a chemical abnormality? Maybe something like naltrexone?

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hay is for horses

And cows like you!

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Getting lonely getting old, can you feel me?

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I ain’t tryna learn all that.

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It’s incredibly useful for fitness and overall health. It’s also very useful for self defense. You will get hit way harder in the dojo than you ever will on the street, and learning to take a punch is a big part of fighting. I trained in martial arts for several years when I was younger. One time at a punk concert someone twice my size took a swing at my face, and I slipped the punch and knocked him out before I even realized I was in a fight. The training works. It’s also great for self-confidence. Lastly, guns aren’t as prevalent as you think they are.

Edit: if you want the training to be more about actual self defense and less about fitness and art, then be sure to pick a style that focuses on combat. Jeet Kun Do, MMA school, Brazilian Jujitsu, Kick Boxing, Western Boxing, and Western Wrestling are all very applicable in real fights. Shotokan Karate is okay in most fights, and better than ground focused styles like BJJ, wrestling, or MMA, against multiple opponents, but less effective against a single opponent. Although, you should really try running first if you have to fight multiple people at once, unless you’re a badass through and through. I watched my 2nd degree Shotokan black belt friend knock 3 dudes out once in the span of about 2 seconds, but he has trained since he was like 6 years old and is a multiple time champion fighter. Most people can’t do that.

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who move like fighters.

This is a big one. People who know how to fight can pretty easily identify other people who know how to fight. Just knowing how to fight will keep you out of a lot of fights.

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Except that people readily believe the lie and liar, so you need to dispute it with data, and all the liar has to do is go “nuh uh!”. They’ll still influence people with zero effort.

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AI isn’t really the average of all people. It’s more like the average of all people on Reddit and other similar sources, so it does skew left. Microsoft took great care to eliminate hostile data from their training pool to avoid another Tay disaster.

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They’ll either just go silent or change the subject. They never update their original bullshit, or admit they were wrong. Prove them wrong on one subject and they’ll go all buttery males, or hunterbidenlaptop on you.

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Alas, we cannot afford to keep everyone on-board despite posting the highest profits in the history of the company. So, we will be laying off 1000 people who made those profits possible. In a completely unrelated announcement, our CEO will be receiving a fifty million dollar bonus this year."

If tomorrow it was announced that aliens were real, highly intelligent, and in communication with our governments, no one would be talking about it by Halloween

Seriously, I doubt it would even take that long. We get used to shit so quickly, and the news cycles have to keep feeding us new things, the only way we’d keep talking about the aliens if they kept doing new and interesting things. I’d be willing to bet a year later there would be some people who straight up forgot about it....

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There are no new things in the news. It’s the same ol tired outrage over and over again. I’m over it. I don’t care anymore. It’s all engineered to make us unhappy, and angry, and it works. So, I have opted out.

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Idk. A few years ago the US Government released videos of UFOs taken by US Fighter Pilots, and the conversation about the videos didn’t even last a day.

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This is what early astronomers thought the orbit was. They believed the earth to be the center of the universe, and couldn’t explain the strange orbits of the stars and planets.

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I for one welcome our new spider overlords.

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That’s surprising to hear, because I heard that pet cremation services generally cremate multiple pets at once and give you some random ashes. That’s why we buried our dogs instead of having them cremated.

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Because nobody could ever put the stone with some random ashes?

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Of course they know about it.

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Gosh that is fucking awful!

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Jira is a masterpiece compared to the dumpster fire that is Teams.

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Maybe you just don’t have a reasonable comparison. We just switched from Slack and Zoom to Teams and it has significantly impacted our ability to collaborate and communicate. It’s constantly dropping calls, video quality is awful, annotation is awful, the layout is wasteful with tons of wasted space, audio is terrible, there’s no closed captioning visible while screen sharing, there are too many problems to list. It’s the type of product I’d expect from a high school programming class, not a trillion dollar company.

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Teams is the worst product Microsoft has released since IE.

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I never had any issues with Zoom or Slack. They do what they’re supposed to do. Jira is fine too, but I’m not a PM, so I don’t have to deal with anything other than the Kanban board.

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I have gigabit internet. It doesn’t suck for anything except Teams.

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Nope! But you did make me look.

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I swear it’s not a rickroll

That sounds like something a rickroller would say.

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