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The infernal flame of Wonderland. Professional circus sideshow performer, fire witch, and collector of sharp things. Ask for my Instagram!

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No one in NYC likes him other than landlords. Republicans hate him because he’s black. Leftists hate him because he’s a landlord cop who doesn’t give a shit about anyone but himself.

Good riddance, the next in line is an actual leftist if he steps down

Are there any occupations you uniquely oppose the existence of?

I did retirement home training and used to think it was a sweet job. Then I got in the business and underestimated how demoralizing it was as they give you the easy elders in training while the others make you, or at least me, really think of the fact the job just amounts to an unkarmic freebie.

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I’d say landlords but it doesn’t count as an occupation

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Any human who would willingly deliver the fatal cocktail needs to be locked away far from humanity.

From what I hear, some people salivate over the opportunity

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Queens, Brooklyn, Bronx, Manhattan, New Jersey, ACAB Island, and Westchester

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Long Island

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Andrew Bailey is a racist who would not wait to execute a black man

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Meme

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They have layers, like ogres

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The theory is that a rotating plate heats food evenly

In practice what ends up happening is my ceramic bowl heats to 500 degrees while the contents somehow get colder??? Except for like, one carrot that is now glowing red

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Potato potato

Florida officials pressure schools to roll back sex ed lessons on contraception and consent (apnews.com)

Some Florida school districts are rolling back a more comprehensive approach to sex education in favor of abstinence-focused lessons under pressure from state officials who have labeled certain instruction on contraception, anatomy and consent as inappropriate for students....

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Not even remotely surprising that Florida’s politicians don’t want kids to know about consent

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Blue laws are hell to work around as a performer. Thankfully NYC is pretty lax.

That said, the silver lining is that nipple pasties are an absolute central part of burlesque now and you can find everything from cheap disposables to custom made works of art

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Blue laws are a joke. In many states you can’t show underboob

Also, notice it’s only fem presenting nipples

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Did he just add their ages together? Does that mean he eats 40 eggs each morning? Fucking weirdo

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FWIW, I’ve killed a bunch of Phillips hue bulbs through normal use

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The title song from the OG mirrors edge, which is by Solar Fields

open.spotify.com/track/2QBw72MiksITj0490637BN

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“Are we the baddies?”

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As a professional fire performer and fuel tech, you have no idea how many times people jokingly accuse me of arson. Like please, I’m not a novice, the guys set themselves on fire half the time. The state has my fingerprints anyways.

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If you plot it over the last 20 years it looks a lot like a Verizon coverage map. Coincidence?

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Nutriblend

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👁️👄👁️

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Inb4 a bystander gets sued for damaging police equipment by taking a bullet to the head

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Reverse shoplifting? Do explain

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I completely forgot Ashley Madison was a thing after their big scandal and assumed it was another lawmaker

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I have a Honda Fit (compact 4 seater) and absolutely LOVE the little car, plus it’s easier to park. But holy shit looking for a compact is hard! Everything is a fucking SUV or truck these days! Just count the number of sedans vs SUVs next time you’re out and about. My favorite cars, the 2 door Mini Cooper and VW Buggy, aren’t even made any more.

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Cruise control is hardly luxury, most cars have had it for a while

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You’re wrong but not in the way you think. It’s also a joke to everyone inside the US, except billionaires. Billionaires love it

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Sounds like a job for a necromancer

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Honestly even pineapple is fine on white pizza. I don’t usually like it much with red tomato sauce, but that’s honestly more because of the tomato sauce. I’ll absolutely devour a white pizza with pineapple and ham.

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What’s the best way to cut and handle jackfruit without feeling like you just fingered a jar of gorilla glue afterwards

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Somehow Vance is a bigger piece of shit than a woman who told the cold Haitians stole her cat

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By a cop who was denied a donut

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The businessman who bankrupted a casino multiple times

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Never really had one, figured everything out over the Internet which was a ride. My school has a health class but half of it was DARE and the other half was STDs and surface level nutrition.

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1000 bottles of baby oil is about to become the next CAH card

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You need to sneak in there that he scored a near perfect 100 on his IQ test

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Thousands of children die as a result of Israel’s bloodlust and politicians call any criticism of it anti semitism

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That’s really the part I hate the most. it just feels wrong

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They help to digest the individual code blocks. My mind doesn’t digest whitespace the same way, it simply interprets it as formatting.

It’s also much more frustrating to edit imo since the formatter generally has no idea what to do with misaligned whitespace. I also find it frustrating that you can’t do multiline lambdas, last I used it.

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1984 meets Skynet

NYPD shot four people - including two bystanders one who is in critical condition - and another cop over a $2.90 fare. (www.nbcnewyork.com)

Police opened fire on a subway platform in Brooklyn during a confrontation with an alleged fare-beater, striking the man cops said was armed with a knife, two straphangers caught in the fray, and one of the firing officers, NYPD officials said Sunday....

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NYPD goes HARD on toll jumpers, but there’s virtually zero enforcement on traffic and cars. Everywhere I go I see assholes with illegally modified vehicles, degenerates speeding down shoulders, motorcycles on crowded sidewalks and pedestrian paths, and too many drunk drivers to count. There are so many cases where one pig parked on the shoulder during rush hour would fund the city budget for a year.

Instead we get whole families of pigs loitering by the turnstiles

Florida hospitals ask immigrants about their legal status. Texas will try it next (apnews.com)

For three days, the staff of an Orlando medical clinic encouraged a woman with abdominal pain who called the triage line to go to the hospital. She resisted, scared of a 2023 Florida law that required hospitals to ask whether a patient was in the U.S. with legal permission....

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It’s part of their goal. They want to brand immigrants as disease carriers. Nazis did it too.

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It hurt itself (and two innocents) in its confusion

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Well to start, one of them supports me having the same rights as everyone else while the other one wants me dead

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This

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I’m not racist but…

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“This could’ve been an email”

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How could they be so anti-semetic /S

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