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stevedidwhat_infosec , to lemmyshitpost in Please hold

Bro this is so extra, you KNOW this place is a toxic shit hole if dude went to protest with a whole ass electric griddle lmao

RegalPotoo ,
@RegalPotoo@lemmy.world avatar

Bonus: you have bacon to bribe the facilities/IT person with when they come round looking for blood after the breaker pops for the 5th time today

Cannibal_MoshpitV3 ,

Was about to say, that is a fuckton of breakfast sausage he’s got on there. Either he’s sharing, bribing, or he wants to be on My 600 lbs Life before 2025

JimboDHimbo ,

I think he’s selling, tbh.

bruhduh ,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

Nah man, if you spend those calories pumping iron then it’s okay, i mean, look up “kali muscle food”

jaybone ,

Is it the breaker or the smoke detector that goes first?

KISSmyOSFeddit ,

Protip: Put the smoke detector on the same breaker.

jaybone ,

This guy’s cooking 4d breakfast.

fakeman_pretendname , to lemmyshitpost in Lemmy is growing and they are coming

Damn! He’s here?!? RichardRealName is my nemesis!

flicker ,

We must keep you two apart at all costs.

Also, I’m on your side. He sounds like a real dick.

GladiusB ,
@GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

Sus!!

aeronmelon , to insanepeoplefacebook in Omigod.

This 33 year old was the one giving those college girls emotional trauma when he was 18, wasn’t he?

HowManyNimons ,

He knows what dem boyz be like.

TheOctonaut ,

Blacks. He means “blacks”.

deegeese ,

I’m sure he’d say he’s a “nice guy”

Dkarma ,

I love how they pretend 33 is automatically mature 🤣

barsoap , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Germans: what genocide?

Genocide, as in the legal definition, requires intent. As far as I see it Germany is not even trying to deny anything Israel did or does, or argue evidence in any other way, all the government is basically doing is saying “Your honour, our client can’t have intent because they’re demonstrably criminally insane, we know because we caused that insanity”. Not in that many words, but to that effect.

pyr0ball ,

And a sane person/nation would willingly engage in genocide? Insanity doesn’t negate intent, only ones ability to distinguish reality or prevent themselves from carrying out actions they know to be immoral. Inb4 India, China, the USA, and Russia of course but you take my point?

barsoap ,

With individuals, criminal insanity means that you can’t be held accountable on account of not being able to tell good from wrong: Lacking that ability, you cannot have an intent to do wrong. It’s also not a get out of jail free card, it’s quite often a get locked into a closed institution for an indeterminate amount of time card, until the doctors decide that you’re not a danger to yourself or society. Being judged criminally insane can turn a five-year sentence into de facto life.

And it’s not like I personally agree that the notion is really applicable to a people, or that it should be considered when it comes to the genocide convention, but damn someone has to be their defence lawyer – they certainly aren’t capable of defending themselves, pretty much everything they say just makes people more mad, justifiably so. Given Germany’s history don’t blame us for taking on that role.

HopFlop ,

The thing about insanity is made up by the person eho posted that comment. What they actually say is that Israel’s intent is to defend themselves against the armed attacks by the Hamas, so self-defense, and not to commit a genocide.

bartolomeo ,
@bartolomeo@suppo.fi avatar

That’s such a weird take. I mean you’re right, that is exactly the argument, but it doesn’t hold any water. To defend against Hamas attacks, Israel would need a huge border fence (check), a vastly superior military (check), constant surveillance on Gaza (check), Iron Dome (check), and even morally questionable methods like full control over the Palestinian population registry to track criminals (check). The fact that they had all those and still failed self-defense just adds to the argument that killing tens of thousands of civilians and destroying the majority of civilian infrastructure (while making the vast majority unusable) and completely debilitating the medical infrastructure and blocking humanitarian aid (also via criminal methods) and

Killing members of the group; (b) Causing serious bodily or mental harm to members of the group; © Deliberately inflicting on the group conditions of life calculated to bring about its physical destruction in whole or in part

is actually genocide.

KillingTimeItself ,

it’s not genocide, it’s war crimes: Germany, 2024

HopFlop ,

Your honour, our client can’t have intent because they’re demonstrably criminally insane, we know because we caused that insanity". Not in that many words, but to that effect.

That’s completely made up, either by you or by another person. What they actually say is that Israel’s intent is to defend against the armed attacks of the Hamas, not to commit a genocide.

More like: “Your honor, our client is just trying to defend themselves, they are not doing this to commit a genocide”

barsoap ,

Mere defensive intent does not match up with the evidence unless you assume psychosis, and Germany very much is not denying the evidence.

That’s why I said “in not that many words”.

HopFlop ,

Germany provided Israel with anti-tank weapons and also training muniton. That’s it (according to official statements). Doesn’t sound like something you could commit a genocide with to me…

bartolomeo ,
@bartolomeo@suppo.fi avatar

The insanity started way before Nazi genocide:

en.wikipedia.org/…/Herzl's_Mauschel_and_Zionist_a…

barsoap ,

That’s a spark, not the kindling, much less the oil we poured on top of it. Without that, the “holocaust oil”, Israelis would probably be like French levels of patriotic today: Occasionally annoying but harmless and also mostly charming.

hemko , to foodporn in Pickle corn dog - does it belong here or in c/shittyfoodporn?

Hmm, at first I was all in for this but then I thought of the possibilities:

  1. The sausage is cold
  2. The pickle is hot

I really don’t want either so this is a hard pass

Wrench ,

Zucchini would be a great replacement.

hemko ,

Yeah that could work, though I prefer zucchini fried or grilled

southsamurai ,
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

Don’t underestimate warm/hot pickles.

The sausage potentially being cold/cool is offputting, but not a total dealbreaker. But heated pickles are yummy. Think about them fried, or on burgers. The taste of them becomes more complex and interesting. I can see this being a damn nice combination of flavors, even if the interior isn’t as consistent as could be ideal.

And there’s no guarantee it won’t cook evenly.

hemko ,

The problem with hot pickles is the same as with tomatoes. It’s tasty, but the liquid just burns your mouth.

And since the sausage is inside the pickle, it takes considerable amount of heating the pickle to get the sausage warm/hot

vinylshrapnel ,

Gotta let it rest first.

southsamurai ,
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

Well, I guess if you go at it immediately, that would be a problem.

I just figured out would be like most “portable” food where it gets cooked in batches and kept warm. This would let carryover cooking bring the inner parts up to the desired temp range, while the more exterior parts would be cooling to a comfortable range by the process.

It’s kinda like with some fast food; having it sit is calculated into the end product so that it doesn’t dry out or over cook in the expected serve time. With the sausages being precooked, it’s a matter of getting them to a pleasing range rather than reaching a specific safe temp like it would be for other sausages.

But, yeah, I see what you mean. If it’s fried on demand, the pickle juices would be brutal.

hemko ,

Yeah that would make sense. I have only experience with fast food that’s cooked on demand really (apart from CrpDonalds I guess, depending on your luck)

sukhmel ,

It’s like you never tried fried cucumbers. On a serious note, pickle is there for taste, not for temperature, and it’s not like a pickle is bad if it’s in something hot

hemko ,

I haven’t tried fried cucumbers, true.

I understand that the pickle is not there for temperature, it’s kind of obvious. But to cook this food, you’ll first transfer heat from the frying oil into the corn thing, then into the cucumber, and finally into cooking the sausage. The cucumber will be hot before the sausage warms up.

The cucumber also likely has considerable amount of thermal mass due to being some high 90% of water, and the corn thing probably works as insulation to keep the heat from escaping.

It really looks like something that would burn your mouth in an instant

sukhmel ,

I would expect that while cooking this will happen as you describe, yet after the cooking is done core is going to be the last to stay warm. Also, I expect that’s not a whole pickle, but rather pickle rings that let the heat to transfer freely from surface to sausage.

HoustonHenry ,

For me, it’s a no on proportion of pickle to the rest…too much pickle

usualsuspect191 ,

Deep fried pickles is a common pub food in my area

Retrograde ,
@Retrograde@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah I was thinking that hot pickles were weird but then I remembered deep fried pickles exist and are delicious, so therefore this pickle-corndog must be outstanding

SubArcticTundra ,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

Damn, what are they like?

daddybutter ,

Delicious

GBU_28 ,

Fried pickles are the tits

acetanilide ,

So good. Better in ranch and with a side of texas cheese fries (which are better than regular cheese fries), also with ranch.

Followed by pizza, which you also have with ranch.

SubArcticTundra ,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

Mmmmmmmmmm, I might genuinely fly to the US just for this. I’m over here eating sauerkraut

Hominine , to selfhosted in I made wanderer - a self-hosted trail and GPS track database
@Hominine@lemmy.world avatar

Strava has continued to enshittify the app to the point that I’m getting ads after every activity. Anyway, I decided to delete it after yesterday’s run and will keep an eye on this project. Thanks!

njordomir ,

You mean after the price hike they also hiked the number of ads? I canceled when they hiked the price and managed to get it down to the old price a few months later, so I renewed for the personal heatmap. Looks like I’m definitely canceling again. I doubt they’ll give me the price break twice anyway.

Baking ads into a timeline like Strava and some other apps do has to be the worst app trend ever.

eodur ,

If you just like the personal heat map then checkout grrrmin_heatmap. It’s a pretty flexible python script for generating them.

njordomir ,

This appears to be what I’ve been looking for. I can’t wait to try it. Thanks for sharing.

dmtalon ,

I removed my account a few years ago when they moved a bunch of features behind their paywall. I’m perfectly fine just using Garmin’s built in ‘news feed’ and tracking without giving my data to another company.

fmstrat ,

Fittrackee has been what I use instead of Strava. Also FOSS.

Hominine ,
@Hominine@lemmy.world avatar

Thanks for the recommendation, looking into it as well.

helenslunch ,
@helenslunch@feddit.nl avatar

Strava lost me when they jacked up prices while simultaneously not providing a dark mode and continuing to neglect their paying users’ requests to acquire some semblance of control over their feed.

I’m a mountain biker and I like to see my friends’ mountain bike rides. Instead my feed is jam-packed full of dog-walkers, Trainer Road and Zwift ads, and suggested/recommended “challenges” and “clubs”.

I’m done. Yet another platform relegated to “post and ghost”.

Swarfega ,

Strava has ads now? I use NextDNS on my devices so assuming this is filtering out their ads.

helenslunch ,
@helenslunch@feddit.nl avatar

Much like Facebook, you can’t use a DNS blocker when the ads are being served by and from the website itself. There are some scripts you can run in the desktop browser that help a little but they’re usually not maintained, and Strava is constantly changing things, and they don’t work on the app.

NateNate60 , to mildlyinfuriating in It's spring, dammit

The numbers could either be an American complaining about it being too cold or a non-American complaining about it being too hot

FuglyDuck OP ,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

The snow flake. Its snows tomorrow.

NateNate60 ,

Yes, which is why I said “the numbers”

Floufym ,
@Floufym@lemmy.world avatar

Ah thanks ! I was wondering why complaining about 25 degrees. That is pretty damn good !

bitwolf , to linux in Framework vs Dell laptop display comparison

Why are you using discord to compare and not literally any other app on the computer that actually has working scaling?

embed_me ,
@embed_me@programming.dev avatar

Maybe it’s the app he first noticed the difference in

gullible , to lemmyshitpost in The Karen of Lemmy

Excuse me, don’t mind me. I just came to receive my downvote from OP like everyone else.

neatchee ,

Ok this one made me chuckle

hamid OP ,

I’m really upset someone finally downvoted you. I resisted.

gullible ,

Being entirely untouched was what made it funniest. Welp, joke’s over. Everyone go home.

Crass_Spektakel , to mildlyinfuriating in This website that threatens anyone who right clicks
@Crass_Spektakel@lemmy.world avatar

In my whole life I never bought digital audio or video content on vinyl, VHS, CD, DVD, Blueray. Never ever. It sounds as weird to me like paying for air to breath.

But one day I visited a live concert of a small band which I loved as a teenager. After the show I met with their drummer, gave him €200 cash and said “You know, when I was young you were cool about kids copying your music without paying. You told us if we like you music we can enjoy it. And if we can afford it, we can pay you. Back then I couldn’t. Today I can.”

And so I paid them five times as much as I saved back then by copying their music.

maculata ,

You are a very good person.

This is utterly irrelevant to people copying multi-million sales dickshits like Metallica.

Buddahriffic ,

I bet Lars would have declined the money and ask for your info then sued.

Nikls94 , to lemmyshitpost in Our Whole Life, Just For This Moment
SubjectivelyGood , to lemmyshitpost in How many times will I tell you?
  1. Men, women, and everyone in between and between all sit at some point when using the toilet.
  2. It’s unsanitary to flush with the lid up.
dylanmorgan ,

Yep, mathematically people sit more often than stand when using a toilet.

Fish , (edited )

It doesn’t make any difference if you flush with the lid up. Poop particles will still go everywhere, even if the lid is down. There was a study on it that came out earlier this year.

AA5B ,

Thanks for the link

Poem_for_your_sprog ,

Why don’t we keep the toilet in a room separate from the shower and sink? I’ve never fucking understood it.

Dontfearthereaper123 ,

U mean an outthouse?

KillingTimeItself ,

those don’t hate water bowls, no micro particulates to be thrown about.

Revan343 ,

Men, women, and everyone in between and between all sit at some point when using the toilet.

The most efficient thing to do is leave the toilet seat the way it is when you’re done. Minimal effort.

The most fair thing to do, oddly, is to leave the seat in the opposite position it was when you got there; everybody flips it once, it may be before or after you use it. Fair.

It’s unsanitary to flush with the lid up.

I’m in this camp though, so it’s always left down.

faintbeep ,

The most fair thing to do, oddly, is to leave the seat in the opposite position it was when you got there; everybody flips it once, it may be before or after you use it. Fair.

I’ll remember this one, I love it when people are actually logical about things.

Reminds me of canal locks. The etiquette is to always close the doors after you leave, and people get angry when you don’t. But it’s infuriating because it actually creates more work for everyone. If you leave the doors closed then the next person always has to stop their boat to open them, but if you leave them open there’s a 50% chance the correct set of doors is open for the next person to sail right in. If you’re in the unlucky 50% it makes no difference, because you had to stop to empty the lock anyway and afterwards you get to sail off without closing them.

People also think closing them saves water, which is another can of people-not-understanding-physics worms.

unexposedhazard , to lemmyshitpost in Who made more money with it, him or Prince?

I would argue the value distribution is not even tho. Im sure his iconic “motherfucker” and the movies in which he used it have contributed disproportionally more to this success. 🤓

MiltownClowns ,

Your showing your confirmatuon bias. Marvel earnings weigh heavily in his total box office haul and he didnt swear in any of them. I think we’re gonna need more graphs, to really get to the true value of the motherfucker.

cumcum69 ,

He got a “motherfu-” in infinity war

atomicorange ,

Would he have been cast for his Marvel role if he never said “motherfucker” in previous iconic roles? It’s impossible to detangle the impact of motherfucker from his success. If we could quantify the value of every word prior to his first on-screen motherfucker, and compare with his post-motherfucker value-per-word that might help support the hypothesis that motherfuckers are worth more.

PraiseTheSoup ,

Couldn’t have said it better myself motherfucker.

FiniteBanjo ,

NGL when I watched the Robocop remakes I was waiting for him to get mad and say it and I was disappointed every time his scenes ended until finally on the last one he did it, I was excited to say the least.

tetris11 , to linux in i made some icons to help with a common issue
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toastal ,

OP should make an extended forehead alt icon pack in this image’s honor

Resonosity ,

OMAHA

TheMightyCanuck , to lemmyshitpost in Guys, lots of people on other communities are unsubscribing from here because of all the inane, boring "jeans" karma-whoring. Its "shitpost", not "shit post"
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gandalf_der_12te ,

you have to set it to the base setting

so that it’s based

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