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amotio , to memes in Pulling it off

Copium in comic.

Fades ,

She physically cannot pull it off due to size

Evil_Shrubbery , (edited )

The boyfriend works in healthcare and it’s just his job. Bless him.

feedum_sneedson ,

Safety shears.

amotio ,

I thought the snowflakes stayed on reddit, but apparently me saying “Copium in comic” is too offensive for moderators.

¯_(ツ)_/¯

lugal , to lemmyshitpost in Rate me, dudes

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Please put an SFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to stop furiously monsterbaiting. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men who aren’t masterbuilding together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post SFW.

thisbenzingring ,

Great… Now I’m masturbating and everyone at work is looking at me…

bladerunnerspider , to linuxmemes in Simple as

All of the games I’ve wanted to play work with Proton through Steam.

AceFuzzLord ,

Proton is such a big win for Linux, alongside the Steam Deck and SteamOS

lengau ,

Yeah, the quality of Proton has in a way made it harder for me to decide whether to get a game or not. Previously it was no tux no bucks, but now I find myself researching whether a publisher has a history of doing shitty stuff about Linux. Turns out quite a few publishers who would never otherwise have made a Linux port have made a decent effort to keep proton compatibility with updates.

umbrella ,
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

plus i get to avoid most kernel-level anticheat!

lengau ,

I just hope immutable desktops become common before we get “In order to play this game, you must install the ea-anticheat-dkms package…”

umbrella , (edited )
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

oh i bet they will end up finding a way to get spyware into our machines anyway, as is tradition

DrRatso ,

I will soon have to confront the brain tumor that I surely have, which makes me play League, as they are going to roll out Vanguard anticheat. I sorely wish there was an alternative with similar vibes, DotA is too sweaty for me and not as fun mechanically.

Skyrmir , to lemmyshitpost in This is the way

Don’t bother, if they can’t leave a message, you didn’t want to talk to them.

OsrsNeedsF2P ,

And if they leave a message, I won’t listen to it. Text me instead.

casmael ,

I actually can’t make or receive phone calls because it’s too stressful and unpleasant, so probably don’t bother x

magic_lobster_party ,

And if they text me, I won’t read it. Just don’t bother.

Scubus ,

Nah, you gotta loop back around. “If it was important, they would’ve called.”

Killer ,

Can’t leave a message if i don’t set up my voicemail

gregorum ,

My voicemails get transcribed to text, so I can just read them

RecallMadness ,

And this is why I asked my provider to turn off voicemail.

I don’t want to talk to them. Whoever they are.

notabot , to lemmyshitpost in m'theydy

tips fedora

M’Debian.

(Had one too many problems with Fedora)

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Could work as a m’SUSE

Kusimulkku ,

M’int

SidewaysHighways ,

M’xlinux

pineapplelover ,

M’Arch

adamantris ,
@adamantris@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

M’April

Aggravationstation ,

Oh sweet titties, do I love Lemmy. A post humorously embracing gender identity with the theme of an internet culture inside joke has devolved into a series of Linux references.

I now want to kiss Spez almost as much as I want to slap him. Thanks to the bad business decisions he made with Reddit, I’ve found my forever home.

wh0_cares ,

M’Ay

scholar ,

M’buntu

JimVanDeventer ,

Mandroid

Gradually_Adjusting ,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.ca avatar

Sup dood

Caboose12000 ,

tips Debian

M’Dude

Vilian ,

tips fedora atomic

MrJameGumb , to aboringdystopia in Dead Internet Theory is Correct in More Ways Than One
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

You have to search for “motorcycle 38 year old single mom sexy” otherwise it’s considered “grooming” now

dustyData ,

Why do you want to date a single mom? Are you trying to gain access to minors without supervision? Child sexual abuse is illegal.

Get resources.

/s

pdxfed ,

What do you mean, date? Are you against long-term monogamous commitment and marriage? First grooming now respectable societal collapse? For shame.

dustyData ,

Calm down Woody Allen.

thawed_caveman , to mildlyinfuriating in Windows 10 and its shortage of "Never shove this screen in my face again" buttons

This is a thing that annoys me and it’s not just Microsoft doing this: there’s never a “No” button, it’s always “Not now” or “Maybe later”. As if i’m going to reconsider. As if it’s an honest offer worth thinking about and not a pop-up.

towerful ,

I guess “no” implies “this is your only chance to permanently decide”.
“Remind me later” is obviously going to be an annoying reminder.
“Maybe later” or “Not now” indicates it can be changed later, but might also come with annoying reminders.

MonkeMischief ,

It’s like an annoying kiosk salesman at the mall but he’ll show up in your livingroom when you least expect it.

FiniteBanjo ,

If anything, I’m even further disincentivised to log in if they’re threatening to remotely copy my hard drive. That just sounds like a scam.

Pro Tip: You can create a local only account on a New PC as long as you skip connecting to wifi during setup.

KISSmyOS ,

With the current Windows 11 installer this doesn’t work anymore.
But you can download the ISO, use Rufus to create a USB boot stick and disable all the requirements (account, RAM, TPM, CPU generation) in Rufus’ options. Also lets you auto-deny all telemetry options and create a user account without prompting.

FiniteBanjo ,

Why would you want Windows 11? Great tips, though.

KISSmyOS ,

Because Windows 10 Support runs out next year.

PrettyFlyForAFatGuy ,

sounds like a great opportunity to abandon windows entirely

Resol ,
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

Quite a lot of people in my country still use Windows 7, even 4 whole years after support ended, they really don’t wanna give it up.

I wonder if the same will be true for Windows 10.

CosmicCleric ,
@CosmicCleric@lemmy.world avatar

They should rename “remind me later” to “nag me later”.

themeatbridge ,

In the history of pop-ups, I’ve never wanted to be reminded later.

BigMikeInAustin ,

This is what life is like for women. So many men are taught to not take “no” for an answer, and just keep pressuring her, waiting for her to wear down and give in.

kureta ,

Also the story of almost all Hollywood romcoms.

Nurse_Robot , to memes in These are the dms that I want

Tf is an avi

Maven OP ,
@Maven@lemmy.world avatar

I think that’s a typo but otherwise it’s a file format

vind ,
@vind@lemmy.world avatar

Short for avatar, which used to be the name for profile pictures

Klanky ,
@Klanky@sopuli.xyz avatar

I still call them buddy icons when I’m not thinking :facepalm:

kautau ,

It’s a great thing we don’t type those extra three characters ong frfr

Lev_Astov ,
@Lev_Astov@lemmy.world avatar

But… there’s no i?

Annoyed_Crabby ,

Avatai my brother.

spizzat2 ,

Sure there is. It’s basically the only thing in the picture!

HonoraryMancunian ,

Along with the frog in the lift, of course

funkless_eck ,

the schwa in /'a-və-ˌtär/ is a close homophone of /ɪ/ combined with English’s habit of forming diminutives using /ɪː/

protist ,

.avi was a video file format like .mpg back in the day when we had to download our porn one file at a time, slowly. Though in this instance I’m assuming it’s a fucking stupid shorthand for "avatar "

Nurse_Robot ,

I’m assuming you’re correct

BreadOven ,

Oh, I’d forgotten about .avi’s. Also haven’t thought about limewire in about as long.

Anticorp ,

I too forgot all about .avi’s. How did that happen?

stoy ,

Probably due to you bot remembering them

BreadOven ,

You’re not wrong.

BreadOven ,

The ravage of time I guess?

Obi ,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

Well do you at least remember DviX?

Anticorp ,

Yes!

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

The compression format or the failed rental format?

BeigeAgenda ,
@BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca avatar

Compression format, xvid replaced it before the hevc codecs were invented.

SnipingNinja ,

DivX, no?

Obi ,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

That’s quite possible haha.

BreadOven ,

That’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time.

jaybone ,

Such dms

Much frog

a elevator

ChaoticNeutralCzech ,

Audio-video interleave, an early video container that sucked because you couldn’t play it unless it was complete, making it unfit for streaming. The only use I can think of nowadays is to generate an NTSC MPEG-2 file that even early DVD+USB players will play, for testing composite video equipment.

MrJameGumb , to lemmyshitpost in James
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

Clearly he went into a blind rage upon seeing that no one replaced the TP and destroyed the toilet in his anger

NegativeLookBehind ,
@NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world avatar

This is a valid reaction

RiikkaTheIcePrincess ,
@RiikkaTheIcePrincess@pawb.social avatar

Now, is failing to replace the TP worse than putting it in an up-from-under configuration or just as bad?

GBU_28 ,

Or he ate it like a fruit roll up

Vej , to lemmyshitpost in Peak technology

The fuck?

Diplomjodler ,

If you buy HP, you deserve everything you get.

Viking_Hippie ,

No. Making a mistake doesn’t mean you deserve unfair treatment.

Diplomjodler , (edited )

Enshittification is driven by consumers who don’t bother to get informed. I think everyone has a responsibility to make choices that don’t actively make society worse.

Viking_Hippie , (edited )

No, YOU’RE Steven by consumers who stunt burner! 😛

Edit in case anyone’s wondering what I’m babbling about: this was the comment I was responding to before what I assume was a series of autocorrect errors were fixed:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/d0a571a8-5677-4e96-8d30-593baa567091.jpeg

Diplomjodler ,

Guilty as charged 🤣🤣🤣🤣

queermunist ,
@queermunist@lemmy.ml avatar

By that same logic, everyone has a responsibility to educate uninformed people about enshitification. Everyone is uninformed until they aren’t, and you can help.

Diplomjodler ,

Of course. Every night, I go door to door asking people if they have some time to talk about our Lord and Saviour, Linus Torvalds.

Empricorn ,

May Arch be with you…

explodicle ,

That’s very hard to do in practice when you make a thousand little choices a day - the time spent researching everything would be astronomical.

The solutions we offer should take rational ignorance into account; shaming victims won’t make it go away. Where do your food and clothes come from?

Vej ,

I used HP4015s for years. I loved those things. So easy to work on. I could rip one apart in under a minute. The company just seemed to go to hell.

db2 ,

That’s a real thing. Buy Brother, brother.

audiomodder ,

Has Epson also gone downhill? The first one I bought lasted 11 years, so about 3 years ago I replaced it with another Epson.

zaph ,

I’ve still been having good experiences with new Epson printers. Epson and brother good, hp needs to be sued to the stone age.

Guy_Fieris_Hair ,

Epson with the eco tank. It’s like 12 bucks for several years of ink and the thing just works.

GreatBlueHeron ,

What ink are you getting for $12?? Even allowing for quite a bit of poetic licence, this seems ridiculously cheap.

Viking_Hippie ,

What ink are you getting for $12

That investment in a squid and giant aquarium is paying for itself, I tells ya! 😛

The_v ,

It’s just a bottle of ink that you pour into the tank. You can find generic ones for $7-8.

My wife prints 1-2 boxes of paper per year in color. About 10% of those are photograph quality. A laser printer wouldn’t cut it for the photographs so I got her an ecotank.

The tanks hold 130ml of ink so they last a long time. The largest HP cartridge held like 49ml of ink of I recall correctly. Most of them had under 10ml.

If you print infrequently or an absolute ton (like an office) a laser printer is better. If you print a case or two of paper per year and photographs, the inkjet is better.

GreatBlueHeron ,

Oh, I know how they work - we have an ET-8550. I just didn’t realise generic ink could be so cheap. My wife sells prints of her photographs and artwork so is a bit “cautious” about her ink and only uses genuine Epson at $25 per 70ml. I just looked on Amazon and found that generic ink can be had for around $6-7 per 70ml ($40 for a 6-pack) - wow!

stepanzak ,

What I heard is that Epson is even better than Brother and the ink is even cheaper, but the printers are much more expensive and repairs are slow, so Brother is probably better for casual individual user.

OsaErisXero ,

For ink jet you buy Epson, for laser buy Brother

frezik ,

People should also consider no printer and just use a local place, like FedEx stores or a local library, for the handful of times you need to print per year. Maybe it won’t work for you, but consider how much you would dump into any printer compared to the cost per page at a shop. You’re going to be spending a lot more for the convenience of printing at home.

mp3 ,
@mp3@lemmy.ca avatar

I threw mine from the balcony when it stopped me from scanning documents because one of the cartridges was empty.

Been with Brother ever since.

audiomodder ,

I’ve never had that issue with either Epson I’ve owned. Scans just fine without ink.

Taako_Tuesday ,

We’ve had trouble with Brother products as well unfortunately

db2 ,

Did it include the manufacturer trying to lock everyone in to a pay-to-print racket?

rambling_lunatic ,

Is Canon half-decent?

db2 ,

I don’t have any recent experience with them but they used to be. I haven’t used their laser offerings but it looks like they’re about on par with Brother from a quick Google search.

gedaliyah OP , (edited )
@gedaliyah@lemmy.world avatar

I have a cannon at home. It was super cheap and super reliable, and no possibility for an internet connection.

rambling_lunatic ,

Same with me. I had trouble getting that anti-pale-yellow-dot program to work with it though. Still can’t do it :(

mhzawadi ,
@mhzawadi@lemmy.horwood.cloud avatar

They make the money on the ink, not the printer. Laserlet for win

amanaftermidnight ,

$10,000 per gallon

ShunkW ,

When I was in college, I would go to micro center and buy the cheapest printer there, getting the warranty for $2.99. Run out of ink? Return it as defective and get a new printer with the gift card, paying $2.99 for the warranty again. So I paid $2.99 for ink for all 4 years of college.

macarthur_park ,

I’m guessing they signed up for HP Instant Ink, a monthly subscription service that monitors the ink levels in the printer and automatically mails you refills.

If you buy an HP printer, they HEAVILY promote this and offer discounts/free trials. I declined, because fuck that, but I could see someone agreeing and forgetting about it.

MacNCheezus ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

No, the printer

cybervseas , to workreform in Why does a prospective employer need my address?

The charitable explanation is HR knows they’d need it eventually if you do join up, so might as well as for everything now since they definitely need to know your state of residence. Also some companies send swag and other stuff to prospective hires.

Your explanation is more likely.

lonerangers1 ,

need to read the terms of service of the application software. I am sure there was some sort of accept box to check.

wagoner ,

I mean, we all know even if that’s true that HR’s gonna ask you to fill out your address again multiple times when onboarding as a new hire.

VirtualOdour , to programmer_humor in Uh...oh...

6 in 10 Americans believe any old nonsense as long as you present it with confidence.

AngryishHumanoid ,

I don’t believe you because the end of your sentence wasn’t emphatic enough. Period. Mic drop.

BleatingZombie ,

73% of numerical statistics go unverified

backhdlp ,
@backhdlp@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

If you put a decimal in your statistic, it becomes 82.6% more believable.

Anticorp ,

71.2% of all statistics are made-up on the spot.

dalekcaan ,

“You can pretty much come up with whatever quote you want and pretend someone famous said it. Nobody checks anyway.”

-Sun Tzu

Ironfacebuster ,

"This guy is speaking straight facts"

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cypherpunks , to programmerhumor in Died from reading this
@cypherpunks@lemmy.ml avatar

disappointed cricket fan meme with CDE logo

(before it was Kool, KDE was a reference to CDE, the Common Desktop Environment)

driving_crooner ,
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

Common is a pretty basic name, Kool is way cooler.

bingbong ,

*kooler

swab148 ,
@swab148@startrek.website avatar

*Kooler

lazynooblet ,
@lazynooblet@lazysoci.al avatar

The logo looks like an ASCII butt.

Empricorn , (edited )

If your butt looks like that, please see a doctor.

Kushia ,
@Kushia@lemmy.ml avatar

Put the E at the front and a 3 on the end and you have exactly that.

peter ,
@peter@feddit.uk avatar

I hate backronyms

Kerb , to programmerhumor in Died from reading this
@Kerb@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

im almost sad that its linux that became the dominating open source kernel instead of “GNU’s Not Unix! Hird of Unix-Replacing Daemons”
(hird stands for “Hurd of Interfaces Representing Depth”)

Cysioland ,
@Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Thanks, now I hate recursive acronyms

gandalf_der_12te ,

and it goes HARD

GrymEdm , to memes in It hasn't turned a profit in 20 years, it should be a terrible business model, but they are probably going to be bought by the big tech companies to train LLM's.

I’m sure a LLM trained on Reddit conversations will be a well-balanced, polite, and reasonable conversationalist and not a contradictory mess trying to figure out which brand of spite is most acceptable. Remember in 2016 when Microsoft plugged the chatbot “Tay” into the internet and it went full psycho Nazi in 24 hours?

NocturnalMorning ,

Pepperidge farm remembers

JusticeForPorygon ,
@JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world avatar

I love reading the things Tay tweeted because these days that’s just an average Twitter post.

InfiniWheel ,

Tbf, people intentionally screwed up Tay

TheAnonymouseJoker ,
@TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml avatar

Thanks a lot 4chan. I dislike people that think 4chan is whatever they claim it is outside of /pol/. They are deluded and narrow minded. These people virtue signal and love lemmy/reddit/digg/slashdot, which is chan culture minus slurs.

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