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thesilverpig ,

lol

kibiz0r ,

Theydies and gentlethem

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I wish fedoras didn’t have the reputation they do. My wife thinks I look sharp in a fedora.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

I personally wear hats. A fedora is one of them. It can be hard to dress for, but I tend to underdress rather than overdo it because wearing it casually doesn’t make me look like an internet meme. Helps to be a bit older, too.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I just feel like an asshole when I wear one now. Or more of an asshole than usual anyway.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

I mostly wear it when it’s hot and sunny. The wide brim is very useful in the sun.

0ops ,

Wear the fedora, don’t be an asshole, then you’ll change their perception an interaction at a time. Fuck the strangers

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

You’re telling me not to be self-conscious in public? You’re almost 47 years too late for that one I’m afraid.

0ops ,

Yeah there’s the rub 🤷

Good_morning ,

Exactly, I mean trends change. Who would have guessed the mullet would return, but here we are

froh42 ,

Groaan, my 17y old sun is currently intentionally growing a mullet.

Can’t the trauma be enough? I already grew up in the 80s.

EpeeGnome , (edited )

The trick is what you wear with it. Yeah, if you wear it with an edgy t-shirt, cargo pants, and a trench coat people will think you’re an asshole. If you instead wear it with, for example, a casual button down shirt, sturdy slacks, and in colder weather a light leather jacket, people will think you look like Indiana Jones. I know because that’s how I usually dress and random people compliment me on that. As long as the outfit suits the hat, people will see it in the way you mean it.

There’s no saving the Trilby hat though, there’s no outfit that makes it work. Edit: I was wrong. Even the Trilby can be cool.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

You know what I like? The bowler. I’ve never had one, but I like bowler hats.

EpeeGnome ,

My brother has a bowler. It can look damn stylish with the right clothes, and downright silly with the wrong ones. I can’t wear one though, I look silly in them no matter what I wear it with.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t mind looking silly in a bowler.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/559acd7b-9638-4149-880c-79d6913e8334.png

EpeeGnome ,

Then get one. Live the dream!

AngryCommieKender ,

I wear a trilby and get compliments frequently. People tell me I look like: The Blues Brothers, Inspector Gadget, Dick Tracey, and one guy called me Inspector Clouseau.

EpeeGnome ,

Damn, you’re right. I didn’t think about the Blues Brothers, who do in fact look very cool in trilbys. I guess it just requires the right accompaniment like any hat. I apologize.

captainlezbian ,

People don’t think some guy and his wife look like losers when he’s wearing a fedora. People think a single guy in a graphic tee with a fedora looks like a loser. Go dress sharp, the only people whose opinions of your appearance matter seem to like it when you wear one.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

What about a guy in a graphic tee with a fedora with his wife?

KrankyKong ,

Depends on how greasy they both look.

blanketswithsmallpox ,

From all the sex they’re having? Because you’re there too on the sex tarp?

KrankyKong ,

Wtf is a sex tarp, and why would anyone need one?

AngryCommieKender , (edited )

A tarp you have sex on because you’re having a greasy orgy

radicalautonomy ,

I shared a house with a partner during the pandemic. She was a gusher. So to save having to wash and replace her sheets all the time, she’d lay a dog blanket down any time she was having sex. And we are polyamorous, so she was having a fair amount between me and her two other partners.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

This was way more personal information than I was hoping to get from anyone today.

radicalautonomy ,

My guy wanted an example, I gave him an example.

TheLowestStone ,
@TheLowestStone@lemmy.world avatar

Wait a second. You don’t have a sex tarp?

Daxter101 ,

I mean, no matter how greasy they look, they’re together, good for them.

I think it depends on how shitty they’re behaving.

AngryCommieKender ,

I wear a trilby. Most people think it’s a fedora

FlyingSquid , (edited )
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Whenever I hear the word ‘trilby’ it immediately makes me think of the song Gone to the Dogs by Squeeze because it has the line “in old overcoats and trilby hats.”

go_go_gadget ,

Ok grandpa.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Dude, it was a song from the 90s. I mean I know that doesn’t make me young, but…

go_go_gadget ,

I’m just playing man my bad. ❤️

maniclucky ,

Yahtzee?

AngryCommieKender , (edited )

No, but I do appreciate his reviews

Edit: though it would have been nice to be able to tell my old employer to kick rocks

maniclucky , (edited )

I’ve had to stop listening to his review. Not because I don’t like them, but because I’m way too impressionable with negative reviews and it turns me away from too many things. I miss it.

Edit: spelling and grammar

Karyoplasma ,

There is a saying in German: Haste Hut an, biste gut an.

It translates to “If you are wearing a hat, you are dressed well.”

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t know about that…

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/31e09ea0-78b8-4300-9acf-0952f48cc312.png

Hootz ,

You’re right, fuck hats.

BigBananaDealer ,
@BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee avatar

but its one of the best blue nile albums :(

Hootz ,

Yea but hat also killed 23 baby’s so there’s that. I sure as hell don’t think he should be freed even if it was self defense.

hikaru755 ,

The German saying says “Hut”, which is a less broad term than the English “hat”. And it definitely does not include that.

zarkanian ,
@zarkanian@sh.itjust.works avatar

I wouldn’t worry about it. The people who have weird prejudices against fedoras don’t get outside very often.

lemmyseikai ,

Should be m’leige

Num10ck ,

about time to switch back to sugartits, but for everyone.

ikidd ,
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

I did that the day I learned the word “sugartits”.

idunnololz ,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

sugarass

Etterra ,

I pronounce “m’lady” as “malady” now just because of NiceGuys™️.

Wild_Mastic ,

TIL Fedora is also an hat (not only a Linux distro), and the RedHat logo and name makes sense now.

Edit apparently the original hat brand stil exists and cost a fuck ton

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Fedora is indeed a model of hat.

JCreazy ,

You never see Indiana Jones?

Wild_Mastic ,

Yeah, but didn’t know it was called that way. Maybe because it got translated in a different way in my language.

Natanael ,

Also the hat associated with the fedora meme isn’t a fedora, it’s a trilby.

ramble81 ,

You’re one of today’s ten thousand

simpleslipeagle ,

The coolest bit of vender swag I own is a red felt Red Hat branded fedora. It’s outstanding.

pythonoob ,

An hat…

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

“Aslur” is a pretty good NB name.

Kusimulkku ,

“Ass-lur”

Anarki_ ,

Ass-lure 😉

Pinklink ,

“Why is my ass pulling me in this direction??”

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Needs the toilet.

Pips ,

Ruler of the planet Omicron-Persei 8!

Tier1BuildABear ,
@Tier1BuildABear@lemmy.world avatar

Here I was thinking a slur was a lady sir

Meron35 ,

Welcome to the stage, Colmeia Slyr!

notabot ,

tips fedora

M’Debian.

(Had one too many problems with Fedora)

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Could work as a m’SUSE

Kusimulkku ,

M’int

SidewaysHighways ,

M’xlinux

pineapplelover ,

M’Arch

adamantris ,
@adamantris@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

M’April

Aggravationstation ,

Oh sweet titties, do I love Lemmy. A post humorously embracing gender identity with the theme of an internet culture inside joke has devolved into a series of Linux references.

I now want to kiss Spez almost as much as I want to slap him. Thanks to the bad business decisions he made with Reddit, I’ve found my forever home.

wh0_cares ,

M’Ay

scholar ,

M’buntu

JimVanDeventer ,

Mandroid

Gradually_Adjusting ,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.ca avatar

Sup dood

Caboose12000 ,

tips Debian

M’Dude

Vilian ,

tips fedora atomic

Annoyed_Crabby ,

tip fedora

M’slurry

chemical_cutthroat ,
@chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world avatar

McDonalds really going downhill

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Eh, it’s usually what the McFlurry feels like

aeronmelon ,

Goes to McDonald’s wearing a fedora

“McFlurry.”

Hupf ,

Never to be confused with McFurry.

That guy is just weird

Annoyed_Crabby ,

But don’t approach McFury if you value your life.

Aggravationstation ,

MacFury is a lovely human being though. Which is ironic being that he wears a timberwolf fur suit all the time.

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