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HonoraryMancunian ,

It’s spelled ‘buoy’

HonoraryMancunian , (edited )

Now we need to upload this to tiktok or YouTube shorts with a guy pointing and laughing at it

HonoraryMancunian ,

Damn. Disability notwithstanding, your life sounds pretty fucking sweet (although sorry to hear about your dad’s passing)

HonoraryMancunian ,

Genius.

HonoraryMancunian ,

Anyone else hate it when products fluff themselves up with dramatically grandiose blurb? FORMED BY THE PRIMAL SEA shut the fuck up

HonoraryMancunian ,

Watch this. It’s a guy who shows how computers work using dominoes. It really helps explain how calculating something works at its most fundamental level

HonoraryMancunian ,

I think it’s the way you explained it

HonoraryMancunian ,

How would they know?

HonoraryMancunian ,

My mind is being blown so much ITT. I don’t recall any insect ever having a smell, crushed or otherwise.

HonoraryMancunian ,

Is this in science memes because there’s a crab in the picture lol

HonoraryMancunian ,

And never close a cubicle door

HonoraryMancunian ,

Fucking idiots downvoting obvious satire

HonoraryMancunian ,

I assume it’s because the GR has a ratio of the longer side to both sides summed. Although I can’t explain it further than that lol

HonoraryMancunian ,

Percury

Senus

Barth

Uars

Fupiter

Yaturn

Sranus

Beptune

HonoraryMancunian ,

*Fake crying

HonoraryMancunian ,

It’s not even really an argument though, is it? So maybe ‘thought terminating cliché’ is appropriate

HonoraryMancunian ,

Aliens —> Alien 3

HonoraryMancunian ,

The main caption is basically /yourjokebutworse

HonoraryMancunian ,

But only ever trolls on posts with left-leaning undertones, probably trying to devalue the underlying message by adding distracting nonsense

HonoraryMancunian ,

Lower numbered laws have priority over higher numbers

That means this is the negative first law

HonoraryMancunian ,

I’m willing to bet it’ll differ from person to person, to complicate matters further

HonoraryMancunian ,

There are more stars in the galaxy than there are atoms in the universe

HonoraryMancunian ,

If they were, we’d be made up of about 30 trillion eggs each

HonoraryMancunian ,

TIL turtles are older than crocodiles

HonoraryMancunian ,

Murderers.

HonoraryMancunian ,

I’m ootl. What’s the difference?

HonoraryMancunian ,

Upvoted and I’m technically in agreement with you, but at the end of the day most of us humans are social creatures and how we fit in is, on some level at least, important to us.

I will say though if dressing like a neckbeard is fundamental to who someone is, they should absolutely go for it. But for me, who thinks fedoras (sans modern context) do indeed look cool, that’s not enough to overcome the stigma. It’s all about finding our personal balances, I guess.

HonoraryMancunian ,

I think you’re allowed to flirt within your hobbies, but only if it’s reciprocal

HonoraryMancunian ,

Yes but that’s objectively fucking rad

Canadian photographer Francois Brunell searches and photographs similar people, but who are not related to each other. He has currently done about 200 couple portraits.

Canadian photographer Francois Brunelle spent 12 years tracking down real life Doppelgängers — two individuals who are not related but could pass for identical twins — and photographing them. He calls his project “I’m Not a Look-Alike,” and it’s starting to get some well-deserved attention....

HonoraryMancunian ,

Well they’re not literal identical twins

Can we all agree that whatever version of predictive text we have nowadays is crap, and has been for a long time?

I’m sick of random capitalisations mid sentence. I’m sick of common words being replaced by less common ones or even downright nonsense. I’m sick of it taking three attempts to successfully get the word I want. I swear it’s been like this for five years or more. Can we have a better version yet, or at least the old one...

HonoraryMancunian OP ,

For real. If someone could SCTUALLY (oh look another issue. It fails to work out the word if the first letter is wrong far too often) *ACTUALLY answer this question I’d be halfway happy

HonoraryMancunian OP ,

Oh what. Is that really why? Ffs this is one of the things I’ll happily consent to

HonoraryMancunian OP ,

Bepsi

HonoraryMancunian OP ,

I don’t think the above poster has ever typed ConocoPhillips (hey it’s on my autocorrect too)

HonoraryMancunian OP ,

Damn that’s egregious

HonoraryMancunian ,

That’s why hunters’ jackets are bright orange. Hides them from game (whilst simultaneously making them visible to other people)

HonoraryMancunian ,

So I skimmed that and it seems the tldr is mammals have melanin (and I’m guessing the other animals don’t)

HonoraryMancunian ,

Cow means boy or girl bovine nowadays

HonoraryMancunian ,

I hope no boats approach it from the exact angle it’s hidden behind the highest piece of rock

HonoraryMancunian ,

Fun fact (if you’re a super pedant like me) the r is officially lower case in T. rex

HonoraryMancunian ,

I’m not convinced that weighs 500 tons, that’s the same as at least 65 of the largest African elephants or 2.5 of the largest blue whales

HonoraryMancunian ,

Your edit is correct except I get 553 tons! I’m still shocked it’d easily tip the scales vs 2 large blue whales

Edit: ahh you accidentally did 5x5x3 instead of 5x3x3

HonoraryMancunian ,

Relevant Steve Mould

California won't prosecute LAPD officer who shot teenage girl in store's dressing room (calmatters.org)

The California Justice Department announced today that it has found no cause to file chargesagainst a Los Angeles police officer who, while aiming at a suspect, shot and killed a 14-year-old girl hiding in a department store fitting room....

HonoraryMancunian ,

This is obviously sarcasm

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