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_lilith , to cat in Cat keeps messing with security cam
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The little blue light on rings comes on when they pass, then when they go to check it out it makes a noise when it starts recording. By cat standards that’s a toy

StaySquared , (edited )

Bingo! I live in an area where there’s lots of wild life, including cats (they don’t appear to be owned by anyone) that roam through our neighborhood… we have a camera where an LED lights up the moment there’s detection, cats and racoons are more likely to approach and analyze.

someacnt_ , to programmerhumor in Python is great, but stuff like this just drives me up the wall

What years of dynamic typing brainrot does to mf

CCF_100 ,

I learned Python as my first programming language, but ever since I got into other languages, I don’t like going back to dynamic typing…

jubilationtcornpone ,

I currently work on a NodeJS/React project and apparently I’m going to have to start pasting “‘any’ is not an acceptable return or parameter type” into every damned PR because half the crazy kids who started programming in JavaScript don’t seem to get it.

For fucks sake, we have TypeScript for a reason. Use it!

themagzuz ,
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if you have a pipeline running eslint on all your PRs (which you should have!), you can set no-explicit-any as an error in your eslint config so it’s impossible to merge code with any in it

FunkFactory ,

+1 if you can have automated checks do part of your reviews for you, it’s a win. I never comment about code style anymore, if I care enough I’ll build it into the lint config

ZILtoid1991 ,

That’s actually a quite bad way of naming types, even if someone really insists on using 32 bit integers for bools for “performance” reasons.

Kolanaki , to lemmyshitpost in The second matchup of the tournament
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I choose the wolf. I already have 2 inside me, they’ll just see me as another member of the pack.

milicent_bystandr ,

Depends if you’ve been feeding them well.

Noodle07 ,

AROOOOO

cmbabul ,

Nixon?

KillingTimeItself ,

sounds kinda gay ngl

FlyingSquid ,
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Three Wolf Interior Moon?

Kolanaki ,
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I definitely would like more 3 wolf moon shirts to show on the outside what’s going on inside.

Honytawk ,

That third one is also gay

runswithjedi , to lemmyshitpost in Cum

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  • Xirup ,
    @Xirup@yiffit.net avatar

    Appeal to emotion fallacy.

    trxxruraxvr ,

    No one said they’d be sad about it.

    Kusimulkku ,

    I would be sad about it

    catsup ,

    Brutal

    Ibaudia , to lemmyshitpost in Mmmm Chicker Nugger
    @Ibaudia@lemmy.world avatar

    Lazy anti-vegan post boooo

    Alice ,
    @Alice@hilariouschaos.com avatar

    Can you tell your dad hi for me

    Godric OP ,
    TimeNaan ,

    Nobody’s triggered.

    Vegans have been looking at meat for their entire lives. Most have eaten it before.

    Godric OP ,

    I’m very proud of them, having eaten meat before, they sound like really cool folks

    saltesc , (edited )

    Nobody’s triggered.

    https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/0f9ba87b-099a-4224-8a11-470735c45b86.jpeg

    I haven’t even said anything yet :) Well, now I have… Oh, the chicken before the egg.

    Point is, I think based on the comments here, and the irony of your own insisting, not everybody is triggered, but clearly most are.

    Don’t feed the trolls. Even if it’s a vegan diet.

    JackbyDev ,

    Down votes ≠ triggered

    saltesc ,
    ZILtoid1991 ,
    Godric OP ,

    Post dinner

    Get called edgy

    Thank you Kanye, very cool and secure of you!

    TimeNaan ,

    Bro, you sound really cool and not triggered right now, really

    Godric OP ,

    My Zoomer ass watching people insist I simply must be triggered:

    https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/4ddf0e77-9523-4451-a3ab-3e160c093031.gif

    iiGxC ,

    Dog meat or gtfo

    Godric OP ,
    Crackhappy , to programmerhumor in Where do they get those numbers from?
    @Crackhappy@lemmy.world avatar

    This is how 80+math.floor(math.random()*30)% of all statistics are generated.

    RustyNova ,

    Your code goes up to 110.

    Crackhappy ,
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    ;)

    BeatTakeshi ,
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    MrJameGumb , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit is in Florida, has a car.
    @MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

    It really goes well with that classy paint job too

    BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

    Looks like he filled the dents in with White-Out.

    MrJameGumb ,
    @MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

    My guess was that he probably used a drywall repair kit from the hardware store

    scytale ,

    And a Nissan Altima too.

    magnetosphere ,
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    Did he use a power sander instead of a buffer?

    MrJameGumb ,
    @MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

    Well we’re talking sovcit logic here so I’m thinking he tried to do it with an angle grinder

    aeronmelon ,

    It’s an old redneck joke: “If the primary color of your car is Bondo…”

    FlyingSquid ,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    It’s specifically a Jeff Foxworthy redneck joke.

    julianh , (edited ) to memes in Not as expected

    Pixar made finding nemo, not disney. It was released years before the acquisition.

    Edit: I’m mostly wrong. Pixar was collaborating with Disney at the time.

    bobs_monkey ,

    Pixar made Finding Nemo for Disney during their collaboration period.

    julianh ,

    Huh, til. Thanks for the correction.

    TotalFat ,

    It is not hands that call us, but desire.

    danc4498 ,

    I think you’re mostly right. Disney was riding in Pixar’s wake. Maybe bankrolling their genius.

    FlashMobOfOne ,
    @FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world avatar

    Hard upvote for admitting you were wrong. I wish more people were willing to say they’d learned something.

    ptz , to linuxmemes in The Future
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    I have no idea what the meme is about, but I’m upvoting it because of the funny dog.

    fluxion ,

    Dog is like “dafuq is this W shit?”

    andrew ,
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    PotatoesFall ,

    I think that’s the Wayland logo

    bjoern_tantau ,
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    Aren’t the dogs in those funny videos often abused to act the correct way?

    I’m not a dog expert, but shouldn’t its tail be wagging like crazy at the prospect of delicious food? And many dogs like brokkoli anyways.

    Hugh_Jeggs , to funny in The US has so much space

    Texas is about the size of France you daft cunts. You just can’t drive there quicker because your infrastructure is so fucked 😂

    A French person takes the high speed train lmao

    ivanafterall ,
    @ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

    Oh, hon hon.

    Coasting0942 ,

    high speed train

    lol, those trains are meant for cargo and military jeeps you non-American. You gotta use the highways like god intended.

    Blamemeta ,

    Its still over 8 hours by train and you have to deal with train people for over 8 hours.

    Hugh_Jeggs ,

    train people

    Normal human beings

    Blamemeta ,

    Crack heads are not normal

    freebee ,

    A TGV-ride is not a subway ride. Different comfort, Different prices, rather few crackheads on tgv.

    thejynxed ,

    You imply the French are normal people.

    bassomitron ,

    I agree, our infrastructure is definitely fucked. But the US has ~10 million sq km of space to France’s ~552,000 sq km.

    el_abuelo ,

    Europe has 10 sq km. Let’s not compare pommes to oranges.

    bassomitron ,

    Right, but they were the ones comparing a country to a state to begin with, so I compared a country to a country. If you want to compare continents… That’s a different story.

    ceenote , to nostupidquestions in I bought frozen BBQ eel and the best before date says LJ349. What does this mean?

    It might be the Julian date (I have no idea where the name comes from) which is just basically January 1st is 001, December 31st is 365, and the rest of the year is between. So this would be around December 15th.

    We used it for food expirations on some things at the convenience store I used to work at.

    Vorticity ,

    The name comes from the name of the person who first proposed the Julian Calendar, Julius Caesar.

    Rhynoplaz ,

    Wow. Calendars AND salads? Is there anything that man couldn’t do?

    alphacyberranger ,
    @alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works avatar

    He couldn’t stop himself get stabbed in the back by his homies.

    Jarix ,

    And a haircut!

    OpenHammer6677 ,

    Don’t forget the child delivery method!

    Jimmycrackcrack ,

    He was a buay man with all the salad and calendar making and had no time to just wait around for a kid to come out whenever they felt like it.

    frozen ,
    @frozen@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz avatar

    Fun fact, Caesar salad is named after the guy who invented it, an Italian living in Mexico at the time.

    Rhynoplaz ,

    Caesar crossed the Atlantic? Dang. He just keeps getting more impressive!

    Confused_Emus ,

    Seems useful if you’re trained to read these, but it seems like a kinda shitty system to be slapping on stuff for sale to the general public.

    ceenote ,

    I suspect they did it so people wouldn’t be put off from buying something close to expiration.

    In fairness to the people I worked for, they only put it on stuff with a short shelf life anyway, so it was all fairly close to expiring. Also, it was a convenience store. Most people ate it right away.

    idunnololz OP ,
    @idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

    This seems to be the most probable answer although I have no idea what year it is.

    BobTheDestroyer , to lemmyshitpost in Historical fun fact

    Ok, I’ll be that guy. Yes, the kid actually did win all these matches. Though it’s not clear whether the old guys were masters, grandmasters, or just old.

    Mog_fanatic ,

    The real grandmasters were the old guys we made along the way

    iAvicenna ,
    @iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

    “Twenty graybeards sitting in a square played chess yesterday in Paris against a very small boy 8 years old, and he beat them all. Among the graybeards were some of the best players in France, and one at least, whose boast it is that he drew with Capablanca, the Pan-American chess champion…”

    Deconceptualist , to steam in More games should do this

    Bloodninja69 decided to manhandle the hamcandle while playing Sorority Anime Sluts 9

    Too much friend info; dial it back, Steam!

    ivanafterall , to lemmyshitpost in Quite a talent
    @ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

    There are still people playing the lute and all kinds of other historic instruments. There must be a group of devoted flatulists out there? I'm not just saying any old farters, I'm talking true flatulists.

    ChicoSuave ,

    If my family is any indication, there are underemployed flatulists out there, farting at jobs that don’t support them for their contributions.

    letsgo ,

    I’ve been known to knock out a several second solo on the rectaphone. Doesn’t tend to be at will though (well I don’t want him to slap me).

    elxeno ,

    This one was pretty dedicated to the art of bumbulum, but sadly was forced to retire.

    ivanafterall ,
    @ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

    Truly, the brightest flame burns the quickest.

    vox ,
    @vox@sopuli.xyz avatar

    well there’s

    www.mrmethane.com

    loudWaterEnjoyer ,
    @loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    I am a true flatulist. I would love to play you the sound of my people. You know one could say that I kinda admire you, so I wrote a song just for you. It would be an honor to perform.

    andros_rex , to aboringdystopia in The United States of America, but for Trans People

    I really wish my friends and family would understand this. This is something that I have to worry about, all of the time. It causes me constant and immense stress.

    “I would not be welcome here if they knew.” - this is what I have to be aware of, all of the time. I do volunteer work and often drive out to rural areas - stopping at gas stations where they’d leer at me if I wore a mask inside 2 years ago… - am I safe if I get pulled over?

    I’ve sat at workplace trainings and heard the things that they think about people like me - debating on if there’s a way that I can say something that won’t call attention to myself. I turn on the news or scroll through Facebook and see an endless stream of debates on whether or not I should exist.

    All I want is to inject myself with testosterone (which my insurance does not pay for). I want my drivers license to say M. I wanted, and paid for, a mastectomy. Testosterone makes me strong enough to carry folding tables for homeless shelters. It helps me turn my anger into energy. It helps me exist.

    I don’t understand why that bothers people so much. No one gave a shit ten years ago. My Pentecostal family were happy to call me their son. Trans people are just a convenient boogey man as part of a long term backlash strategy against gay and women’s rights.

    WalrusDragonOnABike ,

    am I safe if I get pulled over?

    Honestly, that seems a big concern for my mom about me and I’m not sure if she even thinks I’m trans. Its just things like me growing my hair out that make her worried about more less favorable treatment if I were to get pulled over. My mom is an extremely butch lesbian, so I’m sure she’s had her own experiences but she hasn’t said much along those lines.

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