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pankkake , (edited ) in Esoteric runes
@pankkake@lemmy.world avatar
Ageroth ,

5 is the one with a lady yelling at a cat sitting at the dining table. 7 is the guy choosing between the two buttons Not sure about the others, Clearly common memes but I’m not hip enough to know off the top of my head

SilentStorms ,
  1. Virgin vs Chad
  2. Death knocking on doors
  3. ?
  4. Loss
  5. Bro explaining
  6. ?
  7. Two buttons
  8. "Is this…?" Butterfly meme
  9. Drake
pankkake ,
@pankkake@lemmy.world avatar

Thanks, updated my list!

th_d ,
  1. Is Ralph Wiggum "I’m in danger"
  2. Is this kid pointing out the obvious solution. Don’t know his name.
  3. Is the argument between that blond lady and the cat.

Rest I would really like to know

the_dopamine_fiend ,
@the_dopamine_fiend@lemmy.world avatar

1 = Virgin/Chad

2 = “I’m in danger”

3 = Distracted Boyfriend

7 = Two Buttons

8 = “Is this a pigeon?”

9 = Drake

pankkake ,
@pankkake@lemmy.world avatar

Thank you!

radix ,
@radix@lemm.ee avatar

I think #3 is the guy walking with one woman and looking over his shoulder at another woman:

dailydot.com/…/distracted_boyfriend_solar_eclipse…

pankkake ,
@pankkake@lemmy.world avatar

That’s it, thanks!

aoidenpa ,

2 looks like Ralph in danger like someone else mentioned

ChocoboRocket ,

Great work detective, you’ll make captain with this case closed.

empireOfLove , in Why must it be this way? (but also I'd like shark please)

Secret: just buy women’s deodorant for the odors, nobody is stopping you

oillut ,

Can confirm, I do this for shampoo, conditioner and body wash too.

I get to smell like fruit and shit instead of “pleasant chemicals”

Zehzin ,
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

Hmm should I smell like fresh ginger and lemongrass or gasoline and gunpowder.

name_NULL111653 ,

I prefer fighter jet exhaust and 100 low-lead myself…

Aux ,

Jet fuel has a very nice smell actually.

newIdentity , (edited )

I get to smell like fruit and shit instead of “pleasant chemicals”

Now I really want to make Piperonal since it apparently smells really good. I just lack money, equipment and skill.

Also I don’t know how legal that would be since it could be used as a MDMA precursor and even if it’s legal I don’t really want to get the house of my parents raided.

IntentionallyAnon ,

The only pleasant fruit to smell like is strawberries

big_duck_energy ,
@big_duck_energy@partizle.com avatar

I buy strawberry shampoo, but I also like citrus smells.

JackFrostNCola ,

I could smell mandarin everyday and not get bored

PersnickityPenguin ,

Durian

rob_t_firefly ,
@rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world avatar

I’m a generally masculine-presenting cis guy and I’ve never liked cologney smells. My favorite deodorant all my adult life has been one from the women’s section that has a picture of cucumbers on it. The scent is subtle, not overwhelmingly chemical or perfumey, it keeps the B.O. at bay, and nobody really notices it but me.

BigPapaE ,

And have my dick fall off? No thanks

rostby ,

Your balls will go inside you

cuttlefishcarl ,

Wait, what?

idunnololz ,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

I’ll finally get to do what that kind stranger online once told me to do and go fk myself.

Thassodar ,

Golden comment

empireOfLove ,

Don’t let your dreams be dreams!

TheFriendlyArtificer ,

I’ll help you for a nominal fee if I can keep the tip.

PersnickityPenguin ,

I think you have to pay extra for that. Its only free in California.

LaunchesKayaks ,
@LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world avatar

I’m allergic to the scents in women’s deodorant. I get hives. I use a pleasant (imo) smelling old spice and it is great. Especially because I sweat a LOT.

FinalRemix ,

Are you sure it’s the scents and it’s deodorant, and not antiperspirant? I have trouble with antiperspirant but deodorant is fine.

stochasticity ,

I want my deodorant to smell like sharks.

JesusTheCarpenter ,

Just rub some fresh salmon steak under your armpits. You’re welcome.

Lenins2ndCat , in Reported UFO sightings. Aliens are very interested in the USA
@Lenins2ndCat@lemmy.world avatar

This is just a heatmap of English speakers.

Mr_Blott ,

If you think the most English speakers live in the US and UK I’ve got some very surprising news for you

Dxthegod ,
@Dxthegod@lemmy.world avatar

As a Canadian, I must say:

Bonjour

bobs_monkey ,

Gor-la-mi

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Most native speakers live in the U.S. and the UK based on population numbers. We’re talking over 400 million native speakers.

But as far non-native speakers, Google tells me that’s India. But most English speakers in India don’t speak it as their first language. They learned it in school, they didn’t grow up speaking it at home.

Thorry84 ,

That’s because the source of the data is an English website which collected only English reports.

Lenins2ndCat ,
@Lenins2ndCat@lemmy.world avatar

I prefer to believe that the anglos are just conspiracy-brained morons.

jubilationtcornpone , in every company right now

“It’s so great! It automatically writes the [wrong] answers to everything for you!”

random_character_a ,
@random_character_a@lemmy.world avatar

So many things just needs something that looks right and is not too long or too short. Nobody will actually read it with some thought. It only matters that it exists.

For bureaucratic bullshit like that AI is a godsend.

Zeroc00l ,

Your comment perfectly describes itself.

MotoAsh ,

Only if you’re working with sycophants or morons.

Unfortunately, there are a LOT of those in life…

random_character_a ,
@random_character_a@lemmy.world avatar

In many things you need to be accredited by a third party according to some standards and they audit you periodically. They demand that you have shitload of plans, programs, reports, logs and other paperwork required by those standards.

Auditors mostly only care that the paperwork exists and only focus on the contents on key aspects that are usually clear and short.

mryessir ,

Additional pupil version: Resembles the handwriting of your neighbour

ChapulinColorado ,

Reminds me of “Roonil Wazlib”.

Potatos_are_not_friends ,

It’s also powered by ChatGPT, and by powered I mean it’s literally chatGPT and a bunch of code I stole thanks to YouTube videos anyways GIVE ME MONEY.

TxzK , in CBT
LesMotsBalaises ,
@LesMotsBalaises@lemmy.ca avatar

How about cocky behavior therapy?

Killing_Spark ,

Cocknitive balls therapy?

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@lemmy.world avatar

Cognitive Ball Torture.

LesMotsBalaises ,
@LesMotsBalaises@lemmy.ca avatar

I knew of “smart ass”, but “smart balls” sounds nice for sure too!

ouRKaoS ,

I keep my smart ass & my smart balls in my smarty pants.

FlyingSquid OP , in Ok. Now they've done it.
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar
TexMexBazooka ,

Ahhh unity

ArbiterXero ,

Fucking eh!

If you spend 10 minutes looking into Dolly Parton, you’ll find a Fucking Angel.

Legitimately. Look into her reading program. Not just the news articles, but the written deals. She makes sure that if her program is a success, that the county is contracted to keep it going FOR-FUCKING-EVER. Her legacy is generations of kids who graduate high school because she sent them books.

And that’s just ONE thing she did, with a legacy that will outlast every one of us.

We ride at dawn.

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

That’s exactly why they hate her. She gives kids free books, no strings attached.

ThrowawaySobriquet ,

I can think of other reasons

There’s a better life
And you think about it, don’t you?
It’s a rich man’s game
No matter what they call it
And you spend your life
Putting money in his wallet

-9 to 5

JoMiran ,
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

She’s not only an angel, she’s a straight up bad removed in every possible sense.

VieuxQueb ,
@VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca avatar

I guess lemmy.ml filters the word ass ! lol

ikidd ,
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

Imagine the censorship laws under tankies.

Say poop, I dare you. Straight to jail.

ArcaneSlime ,

Nope, bitch.

Hobo , (edited )

Did you censor the word “bitch” or is this some sort of fucking idiot censorship on lemmy.world? Fucking swear I’ll leave this instance at a drop of a hat if it is dumbass censorship. (Edit: It’s shitty ass lemmy.ml that’s censoring it, which is the above users home instance.)

Words don’t need to be blanket censored on the internet. Go ham with moderation but censoring words is how we end up with weird phrases like “unalive” instead of what they actually are murder, suicide, and death. Which makes it fucking hard to talk about fucking real god damn mother fucking problems people are dealing with you corporate bitch ass shills.

JoMiran ,
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

I don’t censor. It was the instance.

GiveMemes ,

Jfc lemmy.world is trying to speed run to zero users

empireOfLove2 ,
@empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

.world runs no filters. The user’s home instance of .ml did the filtering.

Hobo , (edited )

That’s a bit fucking dumb to reciprocate censorship, but also it would be hard to stop that functionality as well. But yeah I logged out and checked and my comment is 100% intact. Should defederate from .ml and put them on an island. Editing my comment to make it clear what idiot instance is the issue.

HatFullOfSky ,

It wasn’t world, Lemmy.ml is his home instance which does the censoring

JoMiran ,
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

I just tested commenting ass somewhere else and it was not censored.

EDIT: No censorship here either, this time.🤷

ArcaneSlime ,

The word was “female dog.” Not ass. Because dessalinator is a bitch himself who has decided that that word is exclusively for referring to women negatively, I guess, which sounds pretty fucking dumb (if not misogynist itself) to me considering all the other contexts (especially “bad female dog,” “I’m 100% that female dog,” etc).

VaultBoyNewVegas ,

I had the same thing on another comment when I quoted the pope and I got downvoted because morons thought I self censored instead of the instance doing it.

VictoriaAScharleau ,

misogynist slurs shouldnt be tolerated.

ArcaneSlime ,

How do you feel about misandrist slurs?

VictoriaAScharleau ,

misandry doesn’t real.

ArcaneSlime ,

Lmao yeah that sounds about right, rules for thee not for me.

VictoriaAScharleau ,

if misandry becomes an oppressive force greater than misogyny, I’ll fight it. til then it’s the blue lives matter of gender oppression.

ArcaneSlime ,

Yeah sure lol. Whatever helps your false sense of superiority stay firmly in place.

VictoriaAScharleau ,

if you think misandry is real (as in, an oppressive feature of our "society (whatever that means)), it’s on you to show it. until then you’re just posturing.

ArcaneSlime ,

Lot of words for “I only care about some people.”

VictoriaAScharleau ,

I don’t care about oppressors.

Notyou ,

I’m actually mostly surprised by the nerdcore hip-hop call out. I just assumed the genre melded with mainstream.

BugleFingers , in Pills (Take Two)

Grab the “2 random pills” and the “duplicate anything you own once” pill. Duplicate the “2 random pills” pill with the duplicate pill and eat both “2 random pills” pill and have 4 absolutely random abilities.

Hopefully it’s pure chaos

rockerface ,

This is the way

Daze ,

based binding of Isaac player

your_mom ,

“2 random pills” and shoebox pill. Take the shoebox pill, get a shoebox filled with the 2 random pills (since you got one they became “real”). Grab a big handful of pills and swallow.

Others (in case you don’t want to collapse civilization or piss gasoline):

  • Shoebox + any question = practically unlimited questions. Plus the first one should be something like “how can I achieve maximum happiness (in an easy way where current me would be comfortable with the results)?” and you can ask variations to get a clearer answer since you have practically unlimited ones. Only drawback is if “single-use” really means the duplicates don’t do anything.
  • Shoebox + groundhog day = probably get to live >10000 years (unless “single-use” prevents that)
  • Shoebox + pi money = practically unlimited money, no “single use” issue
  • Shoebox + kill one person = Death Note
barsquid ,

Shoebox glitch is way overpowered, nice one.

Neato ,
@Neato@ttrpg.network avatar

You win this round! Although a shoebox of Groundhog Day pills is probably hell. At least you get to choose to each each subsequent pill.

idiomaddict ,

Sell them. You’ll make more than $4M, if you don’t get killed for it

Verqix ,

Shoebox is a nice idea, but now I’m wondering how big the pills would be…

pennomi ,
Darkmuch ,

So what would shoebox + collapse civilization look like? Meteor storm of world ending asteroids? Collapse all civilizations for the next 10000 years? Start destroying alien civilizations?

MonkderDritte ,

Shoebox full of shoebox pills. Shoebox pill is overpowered.

heartpatcher ,

I am assuming the shoebox can only contain one item,

you could get one duplication pill + shoebox with duplication pill = infinite duplication pills

heartpatcher ,

I threw a dice and got:

  • your left pocket is constantly full of coarse sand
  • chocolate has all the vitamins and minerals you need to live
  • grass points to you
  • teleport to the closest beach at any time
BugleFingers ,

I accept all these magical abilities. Time to be a beach bum that thrives on chocolate and chocolate alone!

Actually, could my pocket make a new beach!?!?

FiniteBanjo ,

I think the 2 random pills is an auto-redeem so you’re rolling dice on collapsing civilization and strawberry flavor.

BugleFingers ,

That sounds like a delicious risk to me! Strawberry flavored destruction. Actually, why don’t villains flavor their creations?

unexposedhazard , in Omar going crazy

The bottom text in the black bar is crazy lmao.

pennomi , in I am just here…

Censored with the wrong emoji, should have been 🥵

p1mrx ,
Godric , in How sad

People were shitty monsters before capitalism, and after too. People have been people regardless of economic system.

Funkytom467 , (edited )
@Funkytom467@lemmy.world avatar

Society start to become unwell only when the few “monsters” get power, especially in a unbalanced way.

And yes some have and always will try to get it, but i don’t think it’s very relevant here…

Capitalism is a very powerful way for them to use our economic system to get their power, hence why it’s a problem in itself.

And that’s also why we could have hope for a system where they can’t get power. Democracy is one solution, although limited, for example.

Nudding ,

Humanity has put monsters in charge since the beginning. There are monsters in charge of all of us right this second.

azertyfun ,

“Humanity is a disease” is not the same statement as “humanity is capable of committing atrocities” though. The latter leaves the door open for a “but”, while the former makes humanity itself a systemic problem but refuses or “forgets” to pin the blame on anyone or any system.

Such statements devolve the conversation into defeatist pseudo-nihilism, where a “true nihilist” knows that the betterment of humanity will have to come from within.

I do agree that capitalism is not the root of all evil, but it is central to the particular “planet’s fucked, housing is unaffordable, and no-one cares” doomer sentiment that is depicted in the meme (at least that is how I read it).

joenforcer ,

Sir, this is Lemmy. Everything bad past, present, and future is the fault of capitalism.

Oh yeah, everything bad is the fault of cars too. Almost forgot that one.

Chestnut ,

Some one on that “we need more sensitive men like in LOTR” post one of the top comments was about how men aren’t like this because capitalism. I point out the absurdity of that message and get ratio’d

Its such an echo chamber

LazyBane ,

Like yeah capitalism in it’s current state us the cuase of a lot of problems, but the inevitable communist revolution isn’t going to do much about the crushing expectations society puts on men.

LazyBane ,

People really do love to try and tie every world issue into one thing, when the fact of the matter is that things like “the patriarchy” or “capitalism” are just tools of the oppressor and not the oppressor themselves.

It doesn’t matter what ideology you run a society with if the people are the top are all shortsighted, self interested ideologues.

People accosiate monarchs with oppression for a reason.

actionJack ,

So much global equivocation in so few words.

RudeOnTuesdays , in Deja Brew

People in this thread are acting like microwaving coffee turns it into vinegar.

Coffee tastes absolutely fine reheated in the microwave.

nyctre ,

Yup, can confirm. Sometimes I forget to finish my coffee too. James Hoffman on youtube did some testing and he agrees that microwave is perfectly fine and might even be the best method to reheat coffee

TheControlled ,

Is it the nocebo effect and filthy microwave interior leeching pizza roll flavor into my coffee? No, it’s the micro-wavelengths vibrating water molecules who are to blame!

SpaceCadet ,
@SpaceCadet@feddit.nl avatar

No it does not. Unless it tasted like shit to begin with.

fatalError ,

Reheating coffee doesn’t make it bad, be it in the microwave, on the stove or hot plate. Not finishing your coffee and letting it get cold just to reheat it later definitely makes it worse.

This is not something subjective, oxidation is very real. If you don’t believe me, peel an apple and let it sit for the same amount of time as you let your coffee sit and then you will see the effects.

When you brew coffee you extract all these oils and goodies from the beans thst have been protected by the antioxidants and expose them to air. While they will not turn to vinegar, they do oxidize and therefore degrade quite rapidly.

fastandcurious ,
@fastandcurious@lemmy.world avatar

TIL coffee can react with air too

dasgoat ,

So do we! By slowly dying. Hooray!

dasgoat ,

Yes but have you considered that we are all philistines who need our fast juice

fatalError ,

If you want some decent quality coffee fast, you can tryan automatic espresso machine. It’s not gonna be cheap, but it will surely deliver something vastly superior to any reheated coffee

TropicalDingdong , (edited ) in This should be fun

Señor, se ha desmayado en el tren y hemos encontrado 14 kg de cocaína en su mochila. Te estamos deteniendo.

PP_BOY_ OP ,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

This is America, speak English

niktemadur ,

Tu quieres mayonesa en la biblioteca, por favor?

SuddenDownpour ,

Small nitpick, but you shouldn’t mix “usted” (“se ha desmayado”) with informal “tú” (“te estamos deteniendo”). Also a cop isn’t going to be so polite to a drug trafficker. Not one they’re detaining at least.

UziBobuzi , in Relationship advice?
@UziBobuzi@kbin.social avatar

Playing hypothetical games like this are poisonous to a relationship. My advice is to not do that kind of thing anymore.

Zetta ,

Yea I would have this conversation with my partner but as a joke that we’d both find amusing.

LemmyKnowsBest ,

I had a boyfriend who early on told me if he won the lottery, I would no longer be part of his life.

Then guess what happened? I got a ridiculous family inheritance and he was no longer part of my life.

RGB3x3 ,

Shit, if I won the lottery my wife would be the only one who’d be part of my life. Fuck everyone else, we’re disappearing into the ether to enjoy fucking around the world.

LemmyKnowsBest ,

THAT’S what love is.

reagansrottencorpse ,

I love this for him.

ryathal ,

I think they expose problems more so than create them.

thefartographer , in Taylor Swift on her way to her plane

I was scared for a second, the edit is so real and seamless! I bet you used AI

comrade19 ,

The prompt is just ‘Taylor swift traveling to her private jet’

Deceptichum ,
@Deceptichum@kbin.social avatar

I’m disgusted by these AI deep fakes of Taylor!

Imgonnatrythis ,

So this is what all the fuss was about?

anivia ,

Disgusting! What are the URLs to those deepfakes so I know how to avoid them?

Deceptichum ,
@Deceptichum@kbin.social avatar
BumbleBeeButt ,

You have been banned for using unregulated AI, law enforcement have been notified.

JoShmoe ,

Upvotes prove your intelligence level

Jake_Farm , in Stuart little fuming rn
@Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz avatar

Really? Bastard is getting censored now?

bleistift2 ,

Not only censored, but dumbly censored. Facepalm squared.

Sterile_Technique ,
@Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world avatar
Melt ,

Yep, I said that word on Reddit and got banned. They explicitly said I was banned because of the word ‘bastard’ when I use it to refer to a guy who cheated on his wife

0x4E4F ,

Well, technically speaking, he’s a cheater, not a bastard.

BakerBagel ,

Yeah, it’s the kid that was born 9 months later who is the bastard.

Stovetop ,

Well I can see why! It’s hard to know the man’s parentage just from that amount of information. Perhaps his parents were married at the time of birth.

Any potential child born from the affair would be a bastard, though, unless the man divorced his wife to remarry.

Assman ,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

H*ck yeah it is

Dasnap ,
@Dasnap@lemmy.world avatar

And shite censoring at that. You can still see the damn word.

CurlyMoustache ,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

No. All I see is “baard”, and I’m confused. What is a “rat baard”?

CosmicTurtle ,

Rodent Shakespeare

CaptPretentious , (edited )

Very dangerous if it rolls a nat 20.

kautau ,
hark ,
@hark@lemmy.world avatar

I remember thinking the age of censorship was over with the death of television. Naive me didn’t realize it was advertisers who were the driving force behind that censorship. Not sure why it’s being censored here, other than censorship being so pervasive that people feel that’s just what they’re supposed to do.

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