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KijinSeija ,

They all look like webcam covers.

AceFuzzLord ,

Under normal circumstances, the black random pill would be completely up my alley, but not today.

With the shoebox pill, depending on shoebox size, I would give myself 5,000 $100USD bills ($500,000 total). Never said a thing about not getting money in the process, just that it has to exist.

Also, the bottom right corner 5 months experience pill. Definitely 5 months experience in charisma based manipulation (in both text and vocal form if possible) so I could get slightly ahead of others in life. Gotta work smarter, not harder sometimes.

bogdugg ,
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Assuming the shoebox pill couldn’t be used for more pills (such as, more shoebox pills)…

Groundhog Day pill + 5 months experience pill, could be pretty good.

ImWaitingForRetcons ,

My glitch: summon a Dr. Pepper can into Trump’s brain, then into Biden’s brain after 14.5 hrs, then Netanyahu’s, then Putin’s, then the evil Sudanese dudes’, then Xi Jinping’s, and so on and so forth.

Transwithvans ,

I like your thinking

unimalion ,

Black pill twice

22: nostrils 6: kill 1 person 13: collapse civilization 24: Black pill (again) 1: control all tvs in fast food 7: plants talk

I didn’t want civilization to collapse but at least the plants will keep me company

TheOakTree ,

Honestly? I don’t even know if the wacky shit is necessary. The money pill and the 10% extra rest per sleep is just fine by me.

Thcdenton ,

Fucking Roll

JigglySackles ,

Being serious, answer any question and get the money. I’d invest the money and ask the truth of the existence of God just to end the fucking debate.

ILikeBoobies ,

Free fiberglass powder makes a great pocket sand

SkyezOpen ,

Use both just in case.

Allero , (edited )

So essentially there’s a lot of OP pills here:

  • Change skin color - wow, a great help in a heist or to make magic shows
  • Control all TVs in fast food places - you can literally roll unbannable propaganda for everyone to see!
  • Teleport to closest beach at any time - again, absolute save in heist; also, you’d be an amazing courier for some saltwater port!
  • Turds are silver - that’s a loooot of silver
  • Summon a Dr.Pepper every 14,5 hours anywhere - just summon it into someone’s head or into some mechanism and enjoy the show
  • Immune to cancer - now you’re the leading patient for research against cancer! You are the key to ending it once and for all!
  • Shoebox with anything that can fit into it - fill to the brim with the most valuable resources in existence! Help humanity and earn some cash!
  • Control a single milliliter of water - you’ll be a God of precise technology. Also, you can probably misplace a bit of important fluid in the body to kill a person.
  • Get the answer to any question once - that could be anything! The meaning of life, the universal physical theory, the way to build a just and wonderful world…you name it.
SkyezOpen ,

Change skin color - wow, a great help in a heist

Make skin white. Rob bank. Make skin nonwhite. Get arrested for “fitting the description.”

LargeMarge ,

I’ll take the strawberry flavored one because I like strawberry. Then I’ll get the shoebox, and completely fill it with the pill that gives you $3,414,592.65. Then I’d throw a bunch of them in a blender and make a little smoothie that will make me a billionaire. There’s probably enough pills to do that a couple of times.

Allero ,

Wonder if those pills are considered part of “anything real”

ITGuyLevi ,

I’d think the box one would have to be real if you pick it. Hard to take a nonexistent pill.

Zehzin ,
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You should fill a box with the pills that give you a box first.

drathvedro ,

Collapse civilization and “kill any one person of your choosing” on myself

Allero ,

You can kill yourself without a pill; better take strawberry one

drathvedro ,

Eh, I don’t like sweets. Besides, I’d rather not do it on my own. I’d only prefer it if there was another pill to leave some sort of last “fuck you” to the humanity.

theneverfox ,

If you’re going for a fuck you, teleport a Dr. Pepper into your head. You’d leave a big, terrifying mess to anyone who came across the scene

drathvedro ,

Now that’s some terrifying /c/brandnewsentence

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grrgyle ,

Hell you can just run for American president and off yourself in a bunker if that’s all you want

drathvedro ,

What’s a president after the civilization has collapsed? And there’s not enough pills for all of them anyway.

AeonFelis ,

“Change your skin color instantly any time” and “teleport to the closest beach at any time”. I’ll use them to rob banks. Before robbing the bank I’ll change my skin color, and once I get the money I’ll escape by teleporting to the beach - while changing my skin color at the same time (not to my original skin color though - that one I’ll only use once I’m completely safe)

Notyou ,

This is assuming you teleport other things besides just yourself. You might just poof to the beach nude.

AeonFelis ,

So I should only use that power when I’m near a nudist beach?

Notyou ,

Makes sense to me. You would just need to plan trips back from the nudist beach.

AeonFelis ,

control body temperature

My own body, or any body I want? And how liberally can I use the word “body” here? Do bodies of water count? How about celestial bodies?

AeonFelis ,

duplicate anything I own once

Does “once” here means this power can only be used once, or that any given item can only be duplicated one time?

Also - what can be duplicated?

  • Does it work on conceptual things? Can I duplicate my salary?
  • Does it work on organic things? Can I duplicate my own body?
Glytch ,

Could I duplicate a shoebox full of magic pills?

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