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Lemmy is filled with toxic, racist cretins and cool trans boys/girls and that’s it.

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They front differently.

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Plesiosaur! It’s a reptile, but neither is a mosasaur.

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Pterodactyl is also not a dinosaur but this list is just for the lols anyway 😄

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You’re blind or have a shit TV.

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Anti-Semitic fucking assholes in here make me sick.

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What’s up with these percentages? How could these possibly be known? You would have to know how much the animal weighed before hand and have control over a lot of variables.

And they cited Reddit…

[more citations needed]

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Ant-Man isn’t necessary here.

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Cops shouldn’t be shutting down non-violent KKK rallies and they shouldn’t be shutting down “other” rallies either. It’s everyone’s right.

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90% of everyone else does too. **With credit cards. **

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They make money every time you use it. Not a lot, but it’s more than a dime.

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America has some of the best beer on Earth. Europeans really show their cultural naivete and prejudice when they say stuff like this. I used be feel mad, now I just pity them.

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Don’t use the word cure.

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I’m shocked I’ve never seen this meme format satired like this before.

She Made an Offer on a Condo. Then the Seller Learned She Was Black. (www.nytimes.com)

Two federal laws — the Fair Housing Act of 1968 and the much older Civil Rights Act of 1866 — make it illegal for both home sellers and their real estate agents to discriminate during a home sale. But more than 50 years after redlining was outlawed, racial discrimination remains an issue, housing advocates say. A multiyear...

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I vehemently disagree with you. Potatos are our friends.

Sorry you had a racist piece of shit for a realtor though. Fired.

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Speaking from an American POV, that’s probably because parents would still rather commit seppuku than be open about human sexuality because they are prudes and cowards. Gratefully my parents weren’t that way but my friends weren’t so lucky.

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Ha! That’s amazing! Some of the best props are just weird looking shit that we’ve had for decades.

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They’re trying to say the set dresser bought one of the for the show.

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Did TechLinked rip this meme off or this meme rip them off?

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PS+ I want to play online, I like getting the free games, I need cloud storage for saves.

I’m also on PC and realize two of those three are free. I’m willing to pay on PS because the couch experience is so, so, so much better than PC could ever be, no matter how many times PC creeps screech at me that I’m wrong.

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This article needs to be nuked because it’s just editorial jib-jab. [citation needed]

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What is this shit I keep seeing about CIA propaganda?

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Thanks for the non-jargon version

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Holy shit I thought I was either full of shit or a mutant freak. I’m happy to be a mutant freak.

I feel so validated right now you guys have no idea.

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Haha get rekt sucks to suck!

/s

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Is that a real quote, because that’s pretty rich claiming “cheating” in war.

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Should have bought American. Other than Boeing. Sucks to suck.

-----> /s <------ There you go. I was joking Lemmy. Learn how to read between the fucking lines, tankie neck beards.

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Hahaha really? I was joking. Murica was playing the long game I guess.

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Dog.

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It did? Who’s collective consciousness are you attached to? It’s a huge fucking hit.

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Oh I see. I recognize your smell. It’s bullshit.

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I swear Lemmy acts like anything shitty happening to a Cybertruck is like it’s Elon’s personal car getting fucked up. You’re being trendy. I fucking hate that guy too but is this really funny or meaningful?

Why don’t you just nuke every city in America because we all use Amazon and Bezos is a megalomaniac, evil bastard? Post it on Lemmy and laugh because we all deserved it for supporting him.

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I think I’ll continue to have a bad time on Lemmy, for $500.

Yes, Elon Musk is. Not some random car owner. This all feels like bullying to me.

Of course we constantly shit talk about him, it’s what we humans do.

I pretty sure that’s almost verbatim what one of my bullies said about me, who also isn’t Elon Musk incidentally.

Just rip on Musk, not his customers.

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Yeah that logic checks out. Nevermind, sorry for bothering you.

Me being upvoted a few times makes me suspect people don’t realize I’m being facetious.

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Uh, no. I own a-- Actually fuck off.

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Do/did people actually wait for 25 years (to buy a house) before making their home interesting?

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early Nine Inch Nails

Excuse me? The Yakuza got beef with the middle and late NIN eras? Get fucked! I’ll kick your ass for such bullshit! Online! Only…! Online!

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“How did you evolve mammaries? Does that mean you don’t lay your eggs? How long does it take your children to mature? Do you nurture them the whole time or less than that? If you and I had sex, do you expect pleasure or just fertilization?”

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That could be cool. What would also be cool, in the same vein is if it was mimicry/imitation. Like if you got up close you’d realize the boobs were an optical illusion on top of some kind of scale protrusion. In fact most of her was mimicry and she just was a big ass lizard. And not even female lol.

What I’m trying to say is that I love the Guillermo del Toro creature feature Mimic.

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This is some hardcore Jim Crow level shit.

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You can have my gun.

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Hard to say but those boots look kinda fem

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Sony doesn’t give a shit because non-PSN countries account for fuck all of their sales. Just pirate it and move on. Stop crying like it’s your Holy duty to give megacorps your money.

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Sony has best in the world noise cancelling and better audio quality than Bose pretty much any day of the week. In fact, I wouldn’t recommend Bose almost ever, for anything. Not for the price. They’re like Monster cables (maybe not quite as evil though).

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I was certain he was dead until this post. Literally.

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It’s Coolio.

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If you are starting to like a European, especially a German, make sure to ask them their opinions on Syrians and Turks. Their answers may surprise you!

They sure as fuck surprised me 😰

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My favorite thing about arguing with racist Europeans is that they are CONVINCED they aren’t racist, even though they literally just told me that Syrians are disgusting people who need to go home. Or this totally true story you just said.

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