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Agent641 , in I can't argue with his point.

Same with red cabbages.

Its a conspiracy by Big Red to profit from infringing on Purple’s intellectual property. All the other primary colours are in cahoots. Its time to take down their shadowy cabal.

lseif ,

it was named before purple was invented

ElBarto ,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

Ok, so we can never ever change the name.

Lyrl ,

So says Robin Red Breast, the bird with orange belly feathers

stebo02 ,
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Big Blue is doing the same thing with blue grapes. Poor purple…

PeriodicallyPedantic ,

WTF are blue grapes?!?!

stebo02 ,
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar
RagingRobot ,

The chewing gum company is behind this?!?

itsnotits ,
  • It’s* a conspiracy
  • It’s* time to take down
Skkorm , in Sophie's choice 70s edition

Assholes will get big dogs, abuse ignore and isolate them, then act surprised when they act unpredictably.

Breed specific legislation isn’t the answer. The answer is for mandatory training courses predating dog ownership. All dog ownership too. Little dogs can be assholes too.

BoneALisa , (edited )
@BoneALisa@lemm.ee avatar

When big dog acts out: “ahh that breed is aggressive! 😡”

When abused purse dogs act out (more frequently and more viciously): “oh isnt he just adorable 🥺”

MossyFeathers ,

Yeah, for real. Pitbulls are the common target because they’re the “vicious dog”. It’s a self-fullfilling prophecy. Talk about how pitbulls are vicious man-killers, people who want vicious man-killers buy them and train them to be vicious man-killers, pitbulls become vicious man-killers. Meanwhile, the people who want a family dog don’t get pitbulls because, well, they’re “vicious man-killers”. The result is that statistics get skewed in favor of the “vicious man-killer” status, leading to people seeing the breed as nothing more than vicious man-killers.

bustrpoindextr ,

That combined with the pseudoscience that was spewed by Merritt Clifton, that everyone still quotes today, and you’ve got yourself some statistical issues.

In case people don’t know who Merritt is

0ops ,

I never thought about that

FriedCheese ,

People who get pit bulls as “family dogs” have the same issue.

www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/…/8219201001/

winknews.com/…/north-port-6-year-old-dies-dog-bit…

GBU_28 ,

And a license to have a dog and a rebate for a year or more of medical care for them, for getting them spayed/neutered

Sasha ,

I knew someone who had a badly behaved dog, it attacked their partner so they put it down.

A few weeks later “I’m getting another one and I’m going to train it myself” Meaning they just won’t train it, lost their shit when someone called them out as a dog killer. People don’t deserve animals, people suck.

Leate_Wonceslace ,
@Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Behavior is influenced by genetics as well as environment. Certain individual animals are more genetically predisposed towards violence than others. Certain breeds of particular species tend to have more of these individuals than others. So, it is possible to have a breed that is violent in that: if you take a random sample of that breed where the individuals are subjected to an identical rearing process more of those individuals will be more violent than average than the average breed has individuals who are more violent than average. (I realize that sentence is probably difficult to digest, but I’m not going to spend 20 more minutes working on this).

Given the data that we have on pit bulls, I think they’re a violent breed. Not all pit bulls are violent, but a pit bull is more likely to be violent than a golden retriever when the two are raised in the same environment.

CaptnNMorgan , (edited )

But you can train a dog to not act on their instinctual prey drive. Pitbulls are way more likely to be abused than golden retrievers so I don’t see how your point is relevant. Why are pitbulls the problem instead of shitty dog owners?

Edit: you can be damn sure if a golden retriever or any dog grew up the way violent pitbulls grow up, they would be just as violent. Golden retrievers are easier to train though, I’ll give you that.

CaptnNMorgan ,

Using statistics without context is not right. Especially when talking about people or other living things that have unique personalities and life experiences.

ExLisper ,

A minute of silence for all the people killed by asshole chihuahuas…

Neon ,

how can you get killed by a chihuahua? it nibbles away your toe and you get an infection?!

AquaTofana ,

They think that they’re making a clever point. Of course larger dogs are inherently more dangerous than tiny dogs. No one is disputing that.

But to advocate for the complete wiping out of an entire breed versus mandatory training classes for owners is an insane answer.

Make “dangerous breeds” more difficult to get, sure. I agree with that. But I can NOT with the “wipe out all pitbull/rotties/dobermans/GSDs/etc”

ghen ,

A moment of silence for the victims of Labradors then.

Pit bull apologists refuse to just look at the numbers logically. We don’t keep pet tigers, we shouldn’t keep pet pit bulls.

FriedCheese ,

I’d be suspicious that any lab that may have killed or severely injured someone isn’t a “lab mix” like the shelters push out.

AquaTofana ,

I just really don’t know how the mandatory training sessions doesn’t solve the problem for everyone.

People who are ACTUALLY dedicated to raising these dogs will still get them. Those who would end up as shitty owners won’t bother with the hassle.

Dogs get a better owner; owners get a better dog. Win-win all around.

I grew up with Rottweilers, which were the “pitbulls” of the 90s. I have had 2 Dobermans, one sleeping next to me right now, and they were the “pitbulls” of the 80s.

I fail to see how extermination is the answer when we have other methods available.

ghen ,

It’s not extermination, just stop breeding them for retail sale. No one is advocating going door to door

Ataraxia ,

It’s weird how people insist that a certain breeed needs to be forced to keep existing. Many dog breeds no longer exist. In fact you can argue many breeds have died off and replaced with abominations.

ghen ,

All of my dogs have only ever been rescue dogs anyway so mixed breeds for practically all of them. Purebred everything is garbage.

Ataraxia ,

Wiping out? Why keep breeding something humans created in the first place. It’s cruel to them and humans. Just like pugs and a bunch of other breeds that are cruel. Dogs are a human creation and humanity shoukd take responsibility and stop breeding them. Mutts are as close as natural and stable as you’re gonna get.

lseif ,

omfg. basically the same argument as eugenics*.

  • of course eugenics is worse but you see my point
Nacktmull ,
@Nacktmull@lemmy.world avatar

Wiping out? Why not just forbid malicious breeding goals, like aggression, bite force and of course torture / unhealthy breeding?

Clbull ,

I agree from both an animal welfare and public safety perspective that we need far stricter laws and regulations on dog ownership in general. But also I also think that some breeds are inherently more dangerous than others. For the American Bully XL in particular, we are talking a new pitbull-adjacent breed which has been bred for both aggression, intimidation and maximum muscle mass, both to skirt past existing legislation that bans American Pit Bulls, but also because all these traits appeal to the kind of irresponsible owners that just want an attack dog that looks 'aard as fuck.

We’re also deluding ourselves when we claim that a dog bred to resemble the canine equivalent of Brock Lesnar is a nanny dog and wouldn’t harm a fly, when in actuality losing control of a 145 lb jacked beast has even led to grown adults being mauled to death.

hglman ,

The only dogs to ever bite me are chihuahuas, and I worked as a vet assistant for years.

Skkorm ,

Same

PM_ME_YOUR_ZOD_RUNES , in Electric eel

That shock is 3x more powerful than a wall outlet.

Source: I just went to the aquarium.

brown567 ,

Nice! How was it?

Acinonyx ,

wet.

brown567 ,

I think you may have strayed from the designated viewing area XD

PM_ME_YOUR_ZOD_RUNES ,

It was fun actually. They have a place where the stingrays swim up to you and you’re allowed to pet them. I was surprised by how they actually want to get pet. They swim up to the side of the wall and come out of the water to get your attention. Like a little water dog.

Thanks for asking!

MossyFeathers ,

I love stingrays and nurse sharks! They’re like little aqua puppies.

Edit: I remember when I was little, I always wanted to know if the aquarium we were going to had stingrays and nurse sharks (and sea urchins too, they always had sea urchins in the petting pools). They were by far my favorite part of the aquariums.

valaramech ,
@valaramech@kbin.social avatar

Speaking of sea urchins, I learned a while ago they like to wear shells and such like little hats to protect them from the sun. It's adorable.

Also, an aquarium 3D printed some hats for their urchins. It's pretty great.

chiliedogg ,

Rays are awesome. I always tell my student divers not to approach them, but to enjoy it if they decide to be buddies.

brown567 ,

That’s awesome! One of my most vivid early memories is petting rays at the Monterey Bay aquarium on a field trip in elementary school

Cruxifux ,

Yeah I went to an aquatic petting zoo like 25 years ago when I was a kid with my parents in Mexico, and how cute the nurse sharks and the rays were and how much they enjoyed being pet still sticks with me today.

And that was a hell of a lot of beers ago, pretty sure it’s a core memory at this point.

DagonPie ,
@DagonPie@lemmy.world avatar

Thats sick. Hope you had a good time

Mr_Blott ,

Needs clarification - do you mean a flowery, lacey, girly American electricity outlet, or a meaty, throbbing, frighteningly-erect rest-of-the-world outlet?

Sanyanov ,

Meaty, throbbing, frighteningly-erect rest-of-the-world outlet

Mr_Blott ,

Thanks for elaborately clarifying

Iron_Lynx ,

Thank you for making me picture the American wall outlet as a femboy, and the German Schutzkontakt outlet as a Giga Chad.

Sanyanov ,

Not 3x more powerful, but rather having 3x higher voltage.

But still enough power to shock an adult human.

DanglingFury ,

But how many amps?

Sanyanov , (edited )

That will heavily depend on the surroundings, your body, and contact points.

Also, freshwater and saltwater eels approach it differently, with freshwater ones (the ones delivering those 600-800 volts) able to give out amperage of around 0,1A.

This may not seem like much, but it is actually enough to stun and paralyze a human, and this is exactly what we see here. If there’s nobody to break the contact, the current will keep flowing for several more seconds, and then your heart will stop, with all the consequences it entails.

iamanurd ,

lol, I took that as you going to the aquarium to grab an eel and let us know its strength instead of relaying a fact that you learned there.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

I like that universe better so this is what happened

postmateDumbass ,

So much for that extensively planned eel heist.

roofuskit ,

This is not true. The voltage is 3 times higher, that’s part of why it’s so debilitating. If the power (amperage) was 3 times higher that man would not have gotten back up. Their amperage peaks at about 1 amp, which is enough to do some damage.

deranger ,

There’s no given amperage coming out of the wall, it’s a product of V=IR. Given a constant resistance for the person’s body, three times the voltage does means three times the current.

“Voltage doesn’t kill you, current does” is a bad statement that’s often repeated. You don’t get current without voltage.

Good electroboom video: youtu.be/XDf2nhfxVzg

Sanyanov , (edited )

An eel can only generate so much power, so essentially the voltage will drop so that the power will be lower.

600V at 0,1A will just turn to, say, 100V at 0,6A if the resistance between two points will be 1667 Ohm.

To keep voltage at 600V (and subsequently deliver 0,36A) you need a power source that can deliver 3,6 times more power.

In that sense, amperage is super important. We should always consider capabilities of the power source, this is big part of electrical grid engineering.

Sanyanov ,

1A amperage is a feature of saltwater eels, ones that produce electricity at much lower voltages, like 10-80V. This is a natural adaptation allowing them to maximize power output in a relatively highly conductive environment.

The freshwater eels, the ones producing 600-800V, are only able to output about 0,1A, because that’s just how power works.

1A at 600V would be almost a guaranteed instakill for a human.

gens ,

No. It would not kill.

postmateDumbass ,

Frequency dependant.

Conyak , in it really makes sense

I assume this is fake since no one at X is getting a Christmas bonus.

prime_number_314159 ,

“You wasted trillions of cycles, then ask me for Money?!?” - Elon, probably

lseif ,

it was edited from “salary” to “christmas bonus”

SCB , (edited ) in Why do it

Brave people push boundaries so that less brave people can read things in books.

Edit: I assume the people downvoting this obvious truth think I’m calling them cowards. I assure you I will be right there with you curled up reading books about caving. Fuck all that.

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Well, yes, but you can be brave and take precautions at the same time. He wouldn’t have died if he’d followed proper caving guidelines.

SCB ,

The question posed is “Why do it”

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

“Because it’s there,” I assume. But if you’re gonna have a potentially dangerous hobby, you should at least be sure to take the necessary precautions before risking your life.

HelixDab2 ,

Like having a good life insurance policy that pays out even if you die doing something stupid? And maybe having a fake tooth filled with cyanide so you can go out quickly instead of dying of exposure?

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

People who do this kinda stuff never think they’re actually going to die.

Zehzin ,
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

Brave people push boundaries, stupid people purposely shove their entire bodies into a hole and die

shasta ,

Seriously. He could’ve shone a flashlight down there and seen it was a death trap before going down

quicksand ,

I think a boroscope is an important tool he didn’t use

Rockyrikoko ,

I think he was already fucked. His only option was to keep going in hopes a section lay ahead big enough for him to turn around and start crawling out

Willer ,

Brave people push boundaries, stupid people purposely shove their entire bodies into a hole and die expect to live

spirinolas ,

Book title: How I fucked around.

Epilogue:?

A_Random_Idiot ,

This isnt brave or pushing boundaries.

This is just an imbecile commiting suicide with extra steps.

WoahWoah ,

And yet, here you are reading about it, reading others’ thoughts about it, and engaged in a conversation about it.

Think of it like a book club.

A_Random_Idiot ,

Cause the internet loves idiots who get what they deserve for being stupid

has nothing to do with bravery or boundaries.

NiftyBeaks , in Expecting a new baby?

That’s actually a genius prank. Now I just need to find a spaceship…

Squid ,

Just pull off some photoshop skills

tubaruco ,

if youre not rich and/or use linux, use gimp instead

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Ahoy, matey! You don’t have to be rich!

tubaruco ,

i had thought it cost 50+ usd to use photoshop lol, now that i checked its 21usd, which i’d say is still a lot compared to nothing, but you dont have to be rich

though for me and anyone else who lives in brazil, 21usd costs 103real, though youd think minimum wage would be higher to account for that, right? WRONG, its lower. so anyway, you have to be rich to use photoshop in brazil, and for some reason i thought the price for it was a lot higher

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

That’s not what I was suggesting, landlubber.

tubaruco ,

i know, i was just saying why i had thought anyone who used photoshop had a lot of money

therafal ,

You should just say “if you prefer”. Even on Windows, I’d pick GIMP over Photoshop. There are some tools that I’m used to in GIMP, that aren’t available in PS. Tho, working on Linux and being FOSS are huge pros for me.

tubaruco ,

youre right, it wouldve been a better to say that and i also prefer gimp over photoshop(or any other image editor)

andrew ,
@andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun avatar

These days it’s barely even skills. Just select a box above the baby and use the generative AI feature to ask it for a spaceship and regenerate until it looks decent.

Back in my day we had to generate our realistic Photoshop jobs with our own blood, sweat, and tears.

soylentgreed ,

A bit of junkyard scrap, leds, and some luminescent goo would get the point across. Make sure to use your shittiest camera too.

LemmyKnowsBest ,

You lost me at “luminescent goo.”

soylentgreed ,

Like the liquid in a glowstick. Or whatever Hollywood uses when they portray plutonium.

ImFresh3x ,

And a space blanket. Because that makes good sense.

ExLisper ,

Spaceship is easy. I need to find a child. And an attic.

LemmyKnowsBest ,

Hey. This post is about fun things for a person to do with their own newborn baby.

You don’t just go out and “find a child.”

MMNT ,

Excuse you, but that’s how Superman was found. Haven’t you seen the documentaries?

Lepsea ,

Well the kid would need a friend. By any chance can someone convince a family of a billionaire preferably with only one kid and have a massive cave just under their mansion to walk down in a dark alleyway?

ExLisper ,

Yeah, I know it’s not that easy. Usually it’s a difficult process.

Aux ,

Of course you do! Just visit your local labour ward, plenty of free babies to choose from!

HiddenLayer5 ,

Speak for yourself, I always misplace newborn babies.

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

This is why you put AirTags on them.

nomecks , in 2014: Barack Obama Tan Suit Scandal (biggest scandal of two presidential terms)

There was the whole “Winning the Nobel Peace Prize while ordering drone assassinations”, but yeah, tan suit was #1.

SkyezOpen ,

Imagine 2014 fox trying to rile up their base because the president was killing innocent brown people. They wouldn’t give a fuck. Tan suit and Dijon mustard were all they had to work with.

ImFresh3x ,

I’ll take targeted strikes over the indiscriminate ones that level residential blocks I’ve seen lately.

thecrotch ,

“Targeted” strikes that blew up schools, weddings, and a doctor’s without borders hospital

MindSkipperBro12 ,

Better than taking those and multiplying by tens or hundreds of times, like the Ruskies are doing.

thecrotch ,

Is that our metric? If we slaughter slightly fewer civilians than Russia we’re the good guys by default?

MindSkipperBro12 ,

Yes😎

splicerslicer ,

He won the prize before even entering office.

winterayars ,

Yeah but that wasn’t a scandal. The news, his peers, everyone (important) was all on the same side. At least on the drone strike thing. Not everyone was happy about him winning the Nobel.

MindSkipperBro12 ,

Obama was like Sherman: His deeds will be memorized in the occupied territory for all of eternity.

AllonzeeLV , (edited ) in Senior Citizen Sex

Never tried heroin.

If, by some unfortunate circumstances, I survive to 70, I am doing ALL the heroin!

Why continue to play it safe? So I can eat watered down jello, observe my faculties and senses diminish day by day, and piss my pants for another 10-20 years until I expire like spoiled produce with Matlock playing in the background?

Too many people living and working for a possible retirement that may or may not come are going to be disappointed that all they slaved and sacrificed for was to be a worn out husk sitting in a chair too far into decomposition to start living 65 years in.

My work has taken me to countless retirement communities at every socio-economic level, from wards of the state who signed away their social security to the wealthy family members that the 1% throws away to die. The only differences are in the food, and the common area decor, and some cheap tapestries don’t There are a lot of courteous smiles, but absolutely zero happiness to be found in any of them in my experience.

I call working with the intent to make it to that planning for failure.

Spaghetti_Hitchens ,

I believe that everyone should smoke, drink, and enjoy the occasional hard drug- just start when you're 75 or 80. Fucking party on the way out.

AllonzeeLV ,

What it gonna do, kill you?

herr , (edited )

Spoken like a true 20 year old who has no concept of what health at 75 looks like. The alcohol hangovers will last multiple days, you might have a lung condition that prevents you from smoking, your circulation will massively shit the bed off stimulants (think racing heart, cold sweats, feeling weak, anxiety) and opioids… well, opioids might be mostly okay except for the constipation I guess. Withdrawals might incapacitate you for months though.

TimewornTraveler ,

constipation, infection, mentally absent, stopping breathing, the crippling pain of withdrawals…

arrogant póster above

Meowoem ,

Yeah, that’s why I mostly took my retirement in my twenties and thirties when you can enjoy it. In my forties I’m having to work to pay back the debts and survive and stuff but that’s made bearable by the knowledge of drugs which I gained early in life. If I somehow accidentally make it close to sixty I want to have enough credit score that I can start borrowing again, I’ll be able to do it a lot more illegally this time and enjoy my twilight days until one of the gangs I owe vast sums to catches up to me and organizes a burial at sea.

GrammatonCleric ,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

If this was a religion, I’d be asking for the collection plate.

Kecessa ,

70? People these days are still in good shape at 70, I don’t know what age you are but by the time you reach 70 you’ll probably be today’s 60 years old! I don’t think we’ve got that many users on here that are over 60!

Duranie ,

I work in hospice and have seen patients (and family members) 90+ who I could have mistaken for late 60s - early 70s. I also recently met a patient’s wife who was 20 years younger than him, but was in worse shape and looked his age (82) if not older. Genetics and life experience are wild.

knacht1 ,
@knacht1@lemmy.world avatar

I’m here! (65)

Obi ,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

Nice to have you here!

Smokeydope ,
@Smokeydope@lemmy.world avatar

Forget heroin do a heroic dose of shrooms

Ragdoll_X ,
@Ragdoll_X@lemmy.world avatar

Try some Datura seeds

Imgonnatrythis ,

You are not accounting for your changing appetite and priorities though. Willing to bet heroine sounds much less appealing then than now. Maybe stop holding back so much and just do a little heroin now?

Also, check out the 99PI podcast on the Model Village - it might give you some hope for better options, but I’m not too excited as our species and especially my country are pretty good bout fucking these kinda things up.

RootBeerGuy ,
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Do a little heroin now, as a treat!

TimewornTraveler ,

Hi, I treat people with SUDs and many of them are in their 60s, some older. Nothing ruins lives like heroin. Nothing. People just want to enjoy their final years with family but addiction rips them away. People lose limbs to heroin. People lose minds.

How about instead you just say you wanna kill yourself at 70? Say it with your fucking chest and stop glorifying poison.

AllonzeeLV ,

Of all the things to get clean for in life, your own funeral.

Humans are odd.

TimewornTraveler ,

Stay clean, not “get” clean. Recovery is a circuitous path.

CADmonkey ,

I agree wholeheartedly. My wife and kid have a standing order that should I get dementia, I am to be left in the woods very far from civilization. And just to make that less likely, On my 70th birthday I will be buying the fastest available motorcycle. And no helmet. Which theoretically should have me reduced to a wet smear on the pavement in short order.

The worst thing I can think of is for me to be a burden on my loved ones.

RaoulDook , in I feel so sorry for the poor rock man

“I am not tipping” - what the fuck? Does anybody actually add a tip to their rent payments?

Mandarbmax ,

No, it is parody

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

You are parody

tdawg ,

Your mom is a parody

ThatFembyWho ,

Parody’s nuts

justabigemptyhole ,
@justabigemptyhole@lemmy.world avatar

Got eeem

mustbe3to20signs ,

Until it’s not, so many memes and light trolling turned from fun to conspiracy theories.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

What, do you want your landlord to starve!?

frezik ,

I mean, is that an option?

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

I hope not

Thief_of_Crows ,

Yeah, is there a best method to starve them or something? How do we ensure humans such as their children don’t get caught in the crossfire while starving them?

MightyGalhupo ,

*children get caught

Thief_of_Crows ,

Fuck that, having piece of shit parents is no reason an innocent child should be hurt.

MightyGalhupo ,

Never said it was. In fact it is very much not. I’m just asking based on the principle of being able to hurt children, what their parents did/who they are has nothing to do with it.

Thief_of_Crows ,

I don’t understand.

MightyGalhupo ,

I wasn’t trying to hurt children because of landlord/tenant parents I was trying to hurt children because I get to hurt children and that’s always a plus.

Thief_of_Crows ,

Lol

iAvicenna ,
@iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

I am also completely puzzled by this. I even started imagining a situation where the landlord is so poor he is working as a waiter in a restaurant. Otherwise this doesn’t make any sense.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Always tip your landlord

DriftinGrifter ,

O he’ll get the tip alright<3

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

The tip of where to find good Thai food

A7thStone ,

Why give them the tip when they go balls deep.

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

I’m a landlord and a school bus driver and I am poor as fuck. I bought a cheap house that needed a huge amount of renovation work, and I now rent it out while I live with my elderly parents. The rental income represents about a 50% increase over my salary (assuming nothing goes seriously wrong with the house) but I still make less than $40K. Not every landlord is the guy from Monopoly.

Witchfire ,
@Witchfire@lemmy.world avatar

It’s usually called a “convenience fee” and is mandatory

JoMiran ,
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

Bro, they’re adding a tip option to vending machines. The world lost its fucking mind. Late stage capitalism indeed.

herrvogel ,

Smh my head. I hear that 7 segment displays on vending machines actually get paid fair wages in Europe and that coin slots have a union.

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

The world lost its fucking mind.

I’m a school bus driver and while it’s weird enough that we generally get tips (from the parents, not the kids of course) at Christmas and the end of the school year, a co-worker of mine last year handed out tip envelopes (like what garbage truck workers leave on the cans) to all the kids on his bus. At least he was suspended for doing this, as a bunch of the parents went apeshit.

Peppycito ,

Garbage truck workers what now?

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

Every year before Christmas, the garbage truck guys “helpfully” leave an envelope taped to your bin so you can leave them a Christmas tip. You’ve never seen one of these?

Patches ,

No

SoggyBread ,

Garbage workers in my city are city employees who make decent pay

Peppycito ,

Never ever. That’s quite a concept! So you leave it taped to the bin for a week with $5 in it?

And what happens if you don’t tip them?

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

No, you generally put the money out with the bin on the morning it’s picked up (and it’s more like $20 to $50 lol). My neighborhood is quite safe but even here an envelope filled with cash wouldn’t last a week.

Nothing would happen if they didn’t get a tip. There’s a huge turnover in that job and none of the workers ever last more than a couple of months, so even if they had a grudge against you they’d be gone in no time.

JoMiran ,
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

Did anyone tip?

MyFairJulia ,
@MyFairJulia@lemmy.world avatar

There was a landlord on TikTok who essentially asked for tips. He had his friend play a renter that refused to tip him and argued that if waiters get tipped just for delivering the food to the table, the landlord totally deserves a tip for being available for calls and fixing stuff.

One giant shitstorm later and we end up with this meme and the landlord making a TikTok in which he said that it all was a joke.

RedditWanderer , in Radiatori

Would have been way funnier to make it all “macaroni” or “pasta” and leave one tiny section for “spaghetti”, because somehow that’s the distinction people make.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

No, that would’ve been accurate.

remotelove ,

Shush. Don’t confuse me with facts.

TheSealStartedIt ,

In persian “macaroni” is actually the umbrella term for all noodles. So persian macaroni are spaghetti most of the time.

nyoooom ,

But there are no noodles here, only pasta, noodles are usually in Asian meals

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

noodles are pasta but pasta aren’t necessarily noodles since all pasta is spaghetti, as the meme foretells.

Tlaloc_Temporal ,

Important western noodles include spatzle and egg noodles!

I’d argue that pierogi/vareniki count too, but I understand if you disagree.

balderdash9 , in What a terrible relationship
Agent641 ,

Won’t Smith

AgentGrimstone , in Redditor when women

It was fun when I read a reddit story and at the end realize I was imagining the wrong gender. Then I would reread the story and it made a lot more sense, like a movie with a twist ending and flashbacks to previous scenes.

systemglitch ,

I’ve done that many times

Track_Shovel , in Tech CEOs Fleeing to Non-Extradition Countries

Is that John McAfee?

800XL ,

Naked? Check. Holding a gun? Check. It is most definitely John McAfee. Lol.

Donkter ,

If there’s one thing consistent about John McAfee, its that he doesn’t like to wear a shirt.

Viking_Hippie ,

Then how did he get those deep cut v-neck tan lines?

themoonisacheese ,
@themoonisacheese@sh.itjust.works avatar

He only applies sunscreen in the shape of a v-neck to throw you off the track

Viking_Hippie ,
fushuan ,

He doesn’t, that’s an image postprocessing effect. There’s no V line, it’s just a diagonal line where there’s more brightness.

FUCKRedditMods ,

He’s not having a hooker shit on his chest through a hammock though, might not be him.

starman2112 ,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

He might be fucking a whale, we can’t tell

Shialac ,

Sounds like the average person in Arizona

mortemtyrannis ,

John McAfee the man that paid women to take a dump on him from a hammock above him?

That John McAfee?

InternetCitizen2 ,

That guy also is just about everything Trump pretends.

jarfil ,

Was. He took his life when caught.

cashews_best_nut ,

Nah, I believe he was assasinated.

jarfil , (edited )

Well… who knows. He was held for 8 months in somewhat of a quantum flux prison.

According to the same DailyMirror article:

  • Jun 23, 2021 (Google link) - Spanish prison where John McAfee was found dead 'is like the Hilton’
  • 24 Jun 2021 (In-article title) - Prison in Spain where John McAfee was found dead in apparent suicide serves ‘stale bread and cold hot dogs’, has two bunk beds per cell and two inmates killed themselves in May

…so who knows. Maybe he even committed suicide and was assassinated at the same time! /s

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Damn who hates the Hilton over at the daily mirror

candyman337 ,

Yep, dude seriously went off the deepend after he sold McAfee

Mic_Check_One_Two ,

He was definitely odd, but even a broken clock is right twice a day; He hated what his old company has become, and at least owned up to the fact that he had a lady shit on his chest. When asked about it in interviews, he basically said something along the lines of “when you’re richer than God and have had sex with gorgeous women every day, things start to get stale and you look for more and more extreme things to get you going.”

He also 100% predicted that he was going to be Epstein’ed in a prison cell. He was very outspoken about the fact that he wasn’t suicidal and if he was ever found to have committed suicide, that it was a hit job. He specifically tweeted something along the lines of “if I’m ever found to have hanged myself, it wasn’t a suicide. It was a whack job.” He was found dead in a prison cell, with the death ruled a suicide by hanging. Which is either prophetic (he believed the US had a bounty on him, so he was very paranoid about getting murdered with the government covering it up,) or the best troll ever.

ninjan ,

I think it really was just an epic troll. The man had run out his cash reserves, was at an age where he must’ve started feeling old. Spent decades experimenting wildly with drugs. He was by every outward metric a broken person. And also a person that valued his freedom to do whatever above everything else. Prison, forced clean and facing the very real possibility of never tasting freedom again. I just can’t imagine that he wouldn’t snap, which is a failure of the state to not keep him safe while in their ward. He was also extremely action oriented, he wasn’t the type to contemplate suicide, it’s either do it or don’t.

_dev_null ,
@_dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz avatar

Getting sober for the first time in decades, without proper medical support, is enough to become suicidal for sure. Hell, even with proper support, the psychological adjustment can be overwhelming.

themoonisacheese ,
@themoonisacheese@sh.itjust.works avatar

And we’re not talking sober of mild drugs either. I fully believe this man did pretty much all drugs at least once.

Steeve ,

He was very outspoken about the fact that he wasn’t suicidal and if he was ever found to have committed suicide, that it was a hit job

The dude was also just fucking insane from 50 years of drug use lol. Wouldn’t be surprised if committed suicide to troll the world or for his own crazy meth head paranoia reasons, but he was probably just crashing hard.

jaybone ,

Who wanted him dead and why?

Archer ,

If your conspiracy depends on John McAfee not telling people things you’ve already failed

merc ,

He also 100% predicted that he was going to be [killed]

And if you can’t trust him, who can you trust?

sharkfucker420 ,
@sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml avatar

Nah there isnt any coke on his mustache, can’t be him

XTornado , (edited )

Yeah, tough I don’t think it looks that hot nowadays, last I checked the body was still being kept in the prision he died near me as nobody claimed the body EDIT: Wrong, news article in comments below.

Spiralvortexisalie ,

According to Reuters his body was kept because of legal processes that should have just been cleared up now, two years later. Source: reuters.com/…/spanish-court-rules-software-mogul-…

XTornado ,

Oh ok it seems I was misremembering.

reflex ,
@reflex@kbin.social avatar

Is that John McAfee?

Sure as hell ain't Peter Norton.

demonquark , in Penetrating gays

The penetrating gays, admired one another with a deep penetrating gaze.

VikingHippie ,

While preparing a ham with a deeply penetrating glaze.

elrik ,

The knife slipped resulting in a less penetrating graze.

Moc ,

And fell in the corn basket where it’s now penetrating maize

CosmicSploogeDrizzle , in Bye biiiittttchhhh
@CosmicSploogeDrizzle@lemmy.world avatar

Post is funny, but AI memes are weird

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