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Visitors to Greece appear ill informed about heatwave risk, warn rescuers (www.theguardian.com)

Over the past week, three search and rescue operations have been started for tourists who have gone missing during treks on far-flung islands, including one for the popular TV presenter Michael Mosley, who was found dead on the island of Symi....

JoShmoe ,

Reading this title has me thinking. Would I rather die during my dream vacation, or live another three miserable years?

JoShmoe ,

This applies to most politicians today.

JoShmoe ,

Saying sides is a bit too black and white for me. But I suspect the overall corruption between the establishment is not equal.

JoShmoe ,

Don’t put words in my mouth. I don’t care to debate with semantics.

JoShmoe ,

I’m guessing you’re upset.

JoShmoe ,

It all makes sense now. ET is trying to phone home.

JoShmoe ,

Its like a one dollar burrito.

JoShmoe ,

But how can you argue the sweet savings

JoShmoe ,

Now there’s an infinite money glitch worth looking into.

JoShmoe ,

That’s an interesting way of saying hot, gassy and hostile.

JoShmoe ,

Sorry guys but its not actually infinite. The shitpost is wrong.

JoShmoe ,

I’m curious about the contents in your compressed shit.

JoShmoe ,

The Brave Little Toaster enlisted and all grown up.

JoShmoe ,

Am I the only one seeing bernie sanders right now?

Don't you all get tired of the constant negativity?

Despite not subscribing to political communities and having a large number of content filters based on keywords, my feed here is still for a large part all negative articles and ragebait. Elon Musk this and Israel that. Microsoft ruining windows, AI ruining internet, right wingers and capitalism ruining the world, police being...

JoShmoe ,

A counterpoint here, if people don’t talk about a problem, or in this case share, then the problem may go unresolved or intensify.

Multiply that by how many problems affect masses of people.

JoShmoe ,

Steve: This week on family feud!

JoShmoe ,

But you were right, pickles need to get the fudge out of places they don’t belong.

JoShmoe ,

Adding to this, we aren’t being charged separately for using the bathroom, livingroom, or garage. The internet should not be divided as such.

JoShmoe ,

Yes

JoShmoe ,

Do I upvote because this genuinely made me laugh or do I ignore and keep on walking?

EU approval for chat control (www.patrick-breyer.de)

We need to do something against this. The EU plans to apply a law for a chat control in the territory. The approval say that all the chats and the emails would be send to the government to do AI scanning to in fact “find the children abuses”, even when using apps with end-to-end encryption (the EU will ask the services to...

JoShmoe ,

Jokes on them! I haven’t has sext in years.

JoShmoe ,

You should install a fog machine. It could come in handy.

JoShmoe ,

I hope its at least got AC.

JoShmoe ,

True

JoShmoe ,

That’s not a church! That’s another tank!

JoShmoe ,

Assigned you as this year’s office skimpy cosplay?

JoShmoe ,

I’m not shakespearean enough to understand how this is a shitpost. Send help.

JoShmoe ,

I’m trying to deduce whether this cat is inside its playhouse, imprisoned, or caught red handed in the master’s laundry.

JoShmoe ,

delicious

JoShmoe ,

As a plot twist I’d like to see a xenomorph burst out of his belly.

JoShmoe ,

Well to be fair, I had bitches so that least they’re not a myth.

JoShmoe ,

You: Mom can we have Lemmy! Mom: No we have Lemmy at home.

JoShmoe ,

I had to scroll pass eighty people claiming they ate ass before I saw this. Yeah I ate ass then hopped on lemmy, yup.

JoShmoe ,

You’re talented and independent. You’re definitely a catch.

JoShmoe ,

Wouldn’t this make everyone in the room go deaf?

JoShmoe ,

Its already happening! We’re all gonna die!

JoShmoe ,

Don’t you forget about me!

JoShmoe ,

Does anyone else see Cloud from FF7?

JoShmoe ,

Knowing capitalism, this would only lead to a sudden mass retiring of bulls whose meat would be left to rot in some obscure location.

JoShmoe ,

Dogs start barking at something

JoShmoe ,

Basically what an ex-wife would do except at a job site.

JoShmoe ,

That’s literally just gossip.

JoShmoe ,

If you think you love em, wait til your dog gets a hold and of em.

JoShmoe ,

I need some mansplaining please.

JoShmoe ,

Dio goes on a rant about how he manipulated Jojo into accidentally shitting himself in front of his first date in years.

JoShmoe ,

NASA wanted to shoot astronauts into space? Like going from 0 to 800+ mph in an instant type of shoot?

JoShmoe ,

Don’t try it!

JoShmoe ,

Thank god you posted this, otherwise I’d be stuck masturbating furiously trying to solve the original.

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